Heading Out!

Heading to the Jay Leno show tomorrow (Kate Beckinsale is on) and then Universal Studios this weekend for a nice weekend with the hubby. Will be back online Monday with more shit slinging. Also, stay tuned, The Smack has some upcoming giveaways! XOXO

-Spicy!

'SuperGroup' on VH1

I'm wondering just how many of you have seen this surprisingly entertaining celebrity reality show on VH1.

If you haven't seen it, it is a pre-fabricated group composed of five past and present rock stars who are expected to create a band together and function entirely as they would with any other band. Writing songs, doing gigs, etc. The only problem is that the singer that VH1 chose happens to be a completely fucking moronic yet egotistical imbecile. That man is Sebastian Bach of the shitty 80's hair-glam band, Savage Animal..err, I mean Skid Row. (A name like Skid Row doesn't come around every day you know..)
This guy is completely off his freaking rocker. He hasn't evolved whatsoever since the 80's. But he really makes this show worth watching. You love to hate him or you, too, are living in the days of AquaNet and lace fingerless gloves. And what's with this guy's workout routine? Has anyone else noticed how he does sit-ups and other various "exercise's"' while rolling around wildly on the ground? Bitch doesn't know wtf he is doing.

Another reason to watch this show is guitar legend and all around kickass guy, Ted Nugent. His sense of humor, and won't-take-shit attitude and common sense solutions are a kick to watch. I am just waiting for he and Sebastian to really butt heads..

On next week's episode Evan Seinfeld of Biohazard really does butt heads with Mr. Bach. I can't wait to watch Evan clock that pussy poseur. Evan is a porn freak who married porn mama Tera Patrick. I think they got it on with Sebastian and his skanky ass wrinkled wife. If you watched Sunday night's episode then you know what I mean..

Scott Ian of Anthrax is also a member of the SuperGroup and has absolutely no ego and at times, no balls at all. I love Scott, but on the show he sure seems passive for a hardcore rock and roller. II'd like to see him not always be so polite and quiet on the show. I am still in shock that he is hooked up with Meatloaf's daughter..

Then there is Jason Bonham, the son of the late great John Bonham and drummer for Foreigner. Jason has a killer body, lovely British accent and is a real cool cat. Definitely the best looking of the bunch, imo. He's probably gay. Lucky guys.

The band finally agreed on a name after temporarily being dubbed FIST, (HELLO! Who, in this day and age of the internet, doesn't think of 'fisting' when you hear that name?) and then GodWar.

They are now called DAMNOCRACY. A much, much better name than FIST!

Seen it? Let me know what you think.

Chunky Monkey

Celebrity Smack Movie Review: "World's Fastest Indian"

Reviewed by Mr. Spicy - Out on DVD June 13, 2006

Like a good bottle of Merlot, some things just get better with time. Anthony Hopkins reflects a well aged wine and is simply outstanding as Burt Munro in "The World's Fastest Indian". A true story of speed, tenacity, and courage as Burt endures years of motorcycle building - leading up to his dream of running his custom built 1920's era Indian motorcycle on the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah set in the late 1960s. Mind you his bike reflects many gravely concerning parts and components but Munro brings an undying belief and determination that he can set a new land-speed record on this machine. His journey begins in his hometown in New Zealand where you swear that Hopkins is a born-and-bread Kiwi through-and-through. The easy going and witty Munro has virtually no money but some great friends of all ages. Finally, his trip to the states with bike in-tow is a comical string of events that ultimately lends him the chance to live out his dream. I wished there were more scenes of him riding his bike, but the theme here is one of real life, real people, and an absolutely amazing true story. The movie is excellent for all ages and the ending is certainly a surprise. Now available on DVD, I think I'll go pour a glass of nicely-aged merlot and watch this again~

More Freakshow Janet Pics

What a man!

I see a hint of moustache in these pics.

Britney's Interview with Matt Lauer

Catch a glimpse of the upcoming interview set to air Thursday.

She sure is ugly when she cries. Heh.

Wafer Thin Bitch Eats Wafers

You are what you eat...























Did her friend in the Levi's shit her pants?

Brit and Kevin Pretend to Still Be in Love

The Fed's were actually seen together for the first time in quite awhile.

Kevin was even holding little Sean P. *Shock! Horror!*



Does Kevin ever change his clothes? Does Britney ever change her hair?

Paris Sued Over Freeway Chain Collision

Too bad the bitch wasn't the one driving..

TMZ has obtained a lawsuit which claims Paris Hilton is legally responsible (heh) for a chain collision on a freeway in Los Angeles County.
The incident allegedly occurred in May, 2004. Brooke Ashley Brinson, who identified herself at the scene as Paris Hilton's cousin, was driving the Mercedes that was registered to Hilton. The heiress was not in the car.
According to the suit, "Traffic began to slow down and all vehicles came to a stop for traffic ahead." The lawsuit alleges that the defendant's car failed to stop, causing a chain collision involving four cars. The plaintiffs, Ivan Alvarez, Monica Delgado and their child, Nicholas Alvarez, were two cars in front of the Mercedes.
TMZ spoke with the plaintiffs' lawyer, Mauro Fiore, Jr., who said his two adult clients suffered "serious injuries."
Fiore says he filed a claim with Hilton's insurance company, and was shocked to learn that Hilton had the bare minimum coverage for property damage -- $5,000. Hilton's insurance company refused to disclose her policy limits for personal injury.
Fiore says he wants $250,000 for each plaintiff but the insurance company refuses to pay a dime.

Read the complete complaint

In related news, the bitch DID hit a parked car last week and blamed it on the paparazzi. A photographer says she hit and run but Hilton's publicist says she left all of her info on the vehicle. Ya, I bet...

'Everclear' Thinks She Looks Like a Whore

Heard the new Everclear cut?

If not, check out their ECard of their new song, 'Hater'. They make mad fun of celebrities and how they fuck, marry then divorce eachother. Get on their mailing list as well or check out their MySpace site for more goodies.

Caption Contest Winner

Congrats to Haywood of Cleveland for winning this Caption Contest!



"The Frog Kissing the Princess.."






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