Matthew Does Matthew

HA!


Thanks to VelvetHotTub, hillarious!

Caption That Shit (#2) Winner!

The winner of the Caption that Shit Contest is Tamara!

And here is her caption..




Congrats Tamara, enjoy your new DVD!



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Tara Lets it All Hang

Tara Reid in Bikini


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Hottie Heidi

Heidi Klum is absolutely amazing.


Heidi is just so beautiful and a total classy lady as well. She's got it all. Seal is one lucky guy to have such an amazing mother and wife. What woman doesn't want to be like her?

Colin Farrell Attacked on Leno

Colin Farrell was attacked by a crazy bitch who jumped out of the audience during a taping of The Tonight Show on Thursday.

No one was hurt and initially audience members thought it was part of a skit. The woman charged Colin and was quickly dealt with by the shows security. She screamed at Colin, "I'll see you in court!" He replied with, "You're insane!"

The woman, Dessarae Bradford, has sued Farrell in the past (unsuccessfully) through small claims court claiming that Farrell harrassed her with phone calls and text messages.

The woman was told by police not to return to NBC studios or she would be charged with trespassing.

Amanda Lepore Interview

Amanda Lepore as interviewed by Index Magazine





And what an interview it is..














(youtube via sterile cowboys)

Jessica Goes Down

Get a glimpse of Jessica's new video, 'A Public Affair'.


Check it out.

Daddy would be so proud!

Who Dat?

Ashlee Simpson doesn't even look like herself anymore.

She's being molded into 'Tinseltown Barbie' like everyone else.























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Natasha Lyonne Then & Now

Natasha Lyonne then and now.


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Now-


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Avril's Wedding Pics

She looks great on her wedding day.

Very traditional and romantic.

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Paula's Sunken Chest

What happened to her chest?

It's sinking in!

This Weeks Star Dog of the Week!

This weeks Star Dog goes to Skrappy, a helluva looker that boy is.

"Okay, so he ain't purty...but you havta admit, he's pretty fucking hilarious looking. I gave him the mohawk, but he's rather bald without my help. A hairless Chinese Crested, he's a year and a half old and his name is Skrap Master Seven (aka Skrappy) and he would LOVE to be your doggy of the week.

Celebrity Rant *smoochies*"

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Paris is Doesn't Understand Why People Hate Her

Paris plays the victim.

I feel bad for the poor oversized human condom. (Heh) The 'TMZ comments' that the reporter asked Paris about were pretty hysterical. Except for the last one which even I thought was out of line. I personally don't think it is ever right to tell someone to commit suicide. That is one thing that Spicy does not find funny. But as far as her not being 'promiscuous'.. after seeing all of her public displays of affection, nipple slips, and her crotch with her panties wedged up her vagina lips, bitch must be a tease....or a liar.

See video HERE.

Paris Runs From the Police?

Hardly.

The reports were that a cameraman (Josh Levine) spotted Paris being followed by the Sheriff. Josh was on foot and sprinted like a mofo (What kind of shoes was he wearing? Flip-flops?) to get some footage...any footage of Paris 'running' from The Man. TMZ talked with the officer who pulled her over and he said that she was cruising in front of Privilege nightclub, slowing down, then stopping, then going, etc. The officer also said that yes, she did "speed up" when he turned his lights on but he told her to pull over through a loudspeaker and she did. He suspected no intoxication and let her go with a warning.
Funny how the reports are taking this and running with it. "Paris runs from police!" "Highspeed chase involving Paris!" Hardly.
The only high speed chase here is Josh Levine running for three blocks like a motherfucker..

You must see the lame video, Smackaholics.




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Peter Cook Had Better Have a Good Lawyer

That dumbshit playboy decided to stick his noodle where it didn't belong.


And the even weirder thing is that the bitch he chose, a young one no doubt, (Diana Bianchi) is claiming that he basically had mind control over her so therefore she was 'coerced' into screwing him and accepting his 'lavish gifts'. I call bullshit! Funny how immediately after the scandal hit who was the one running around singing about it like a damn canary? Who is the one that we have seen all over the news these past 24 hours? That little conniving twat who is trying to portray that she had no responsibility for the entire affair. Even the media is painting this girl as an innocent bystander. Peter Cook is indeed a real piece of shit to have done what he did. But that 'girl' is surely not as innocent as she is claiming to be.