I can't decide on this weeks 'Caption That Shit' Contest, there were a ton of good ones.
I picked what I thought were the Top 5, although they were all great. Vote for your favorite and the poll winner will be declared the winner on Monday. You will only be able to vote once, so choose wisely!
7/28/06
You Pick the Winner
Mel Gibson Arrested for DUI
Mel Gibson reportedly had a few too many last night and ended up in the clinker.
He was arrested by an LA County Sheriff at 2:36am in Malibu, CA. He was booked at 4:06am.
No further details are known at this time.
Source-TMZ
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Lindsay Lohan Pisses Off Hollywood CEO
Once again, Ms. Lohan is making friends on the set of her new movie, "Georgia Rule". 
Isn't this reminiscant of Herbie: Fully Loaded? Bitch can't take an absence from snorting, drinking and fucking long enough to actually 'work'. Here is a letter obtained from The Smoking Gun that was hand delivered to Lindsay at her hotel room two days ago. (After the supposed heat exhaustion BS) It's from James G. Robinson, CEO of Morgan Creek Production, who heads the L.A. firm producing Lohan's current movie. The letter is genius and supports the rumours that L2 is certainly burning the candle at both ends.
I really believe that Ms. Lohan will not be a member of the Hollywood 'A' List in another 5 years. She is making her bed and will be lying in it soon.
Today's Birthdays
Actress Elizabeth Berkley is 34.
Actor Darryl Hickman is 75.
Cartoonist Jim Davis ("Garfield") is 61.
Keyboardist Rick Wright of Pink Floyd is 61.
Actress Linda Kelsey ("Lou Grant") is 60.
Singer Jonathan Edwards is 60.
Actress Sally Struthers is 58.
Actress Georgia Engel ("The Mary Tyler Moore Show," "Coach") is 58. Drummer Simon Kirke of Bad Company is 57.
Guitarist Steve Morse of Deep Purple is 52.
Actor Michael Hayden ("Murder One") is 43.
Singer Afroman is 32.
Nicole Richie Sings Karaoke
Could she possibly look more like a toddler?
The kiddie underwear, the pigtails..the body. Yeah, she's cute..in a JonBenet kind of way.
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Ms. Silvstedt Strumming Her Own Banjo
Here's Vic having a cumtastic time in public!
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Spicy Links!
Baby is the New Bling - (The News-Press)Stalking the 'Bling' Baby Bump - (Seattle Times)Lance Bass is a Pretty Puss! - (CatLebrity)George Michael Talks Back - (Contact Music)McPhee Rumours Abound - (UPI)Jada Pinkett-Smith Says 'Suri' is the Sweetest Baby Ever - (Monsters & Critics)What, Scarlett a Diva? (E!)Meet CityRag's 'Bud'-light- (CityRag)
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7/27/06
The Winner of the Lassie Photochop Contest is...
Dawn!
And here is her photoshopped Lassie..
Congrats Dawn, you won yourself a Lassie DVD set and a coupon for a free 5lb. bag of dogfood!
Second Place goes to: 
Aitch!
Here is her Lassie chewin' in Paris' stank ass!
Congrats Aitch, you won yourself (2) coupons for a free 5lb. bag of dogfood! Girlfriend, I hope you have a dog!
Honorable mentions you win (1) coupon for a free 5lb. bag of dogfood!
Congrats to Theresa O. & Jen A.!
'13 TZAMETI' Opens Tomorrow
You all know how I love totally messed up, bizarre movies.
Well this one certainly appears to be right up my alley, and then some!
'13 Tzameti' opens tomorrow, July 28th.
Twenty-two-year-old Sebastien (Georges Babluani) leads an impoverished life with his immigrant family constantly struggling to support them. While repairing the roof of a neighbor’s house, he overhears a conversation about an expected package which promises to make the household rich. Sensing the opportunity of a lifetime, Sebastien 
intercepts the package which contains a series of specific instructions. Following the clues, he assumes a false identity and manages to slip through the grasp of the enclosing police as he ventures deeper and deeper into the countryside. The closer he gets to his destination and the more people he meets along the way, the less he understands about what he is looking for. Ultimately, he comes face to face with a ring of clandestine gamblers placing bets on the outcome of a multi-player, high stakes tournament of Russian roulette. Directed by newcomer Gela Babluani, 13 TZAMETI (pronounced: ‘zah-meti’) is a winner-take-all thriller, where an unfortunate young man is transformed into Contestant #13 with no way out save his luck.
Official site: www.13-tzameti.com
Barbra Streisand Now
Hey, you've got to age sometime, right?
I love Barbra. Her music takes me back to when my parents listened to her in the 70's. Ahh...the good ol' days. Here are a couple quotes from Queen Babs.."I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me."
"I'm not that ambitious any more. I just like my privacy. I wish I really wasn't talked about at all."
David Hasslehoff: Denied Boarding a Plane
Our favorite 80's icon has-been, David Hasslehole, was recently not allowed to board a British Airways flight.
It was the day that David's divorce had been finalized, so you know, he was shitfaced. But on the flip side he is what looks to be quite the happy drunk.
Here is a quote from David in the July 31st edition of Newsweek..and it's a funny one.
"The tabloids make so much stuff up," he says. "I was at Wimbledon, and they said I was escorted out drunk. ... Absolutely not. I don't drink anymore."
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Xtina Leaves the Red Lipstick at Home
It's been a long time since we've seen her without her crimson red lips.
So she went with a bright red sweater instead. Gots to have the red!
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Tori Spelling's Mom is a Fat Twat
I can't even stand to look at the pig.
Really, she does resemble a pig...a pig that wears Dior and goes by 'Candy'. That's where poor Tori got her extra large rectangular melon from..
Sadly, their mother-daughter relationship started souring years ago. Reportedly in Tori's first noTORIous episode there was a scene where she poked fun at an eBay room in her parent's mansion. Well, apparently there IS an eBay room...for momma Candy. She apparently is hooked on the site and needs a dedicated room for all the shit she buys. Oink, oink.
As for the will? According to US Magazine, "Candy’s home decorator, Robert Dolley, will receive a $50,000 cash payment –
and Candy’s personal manicurist, Ernestine Young, will get $25,000 upon the matriarch’s death." That must really make Tori's day. She is getting $200k cash and $500k in investments. This is from a $500 MILLION dollar estate. I wonder what her brother is getting?
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Chris Cornell to Record Next Bond Theme
Chris Cornell, ex-frontman for the band 'Soundgarden' and current lead singer for 'Audioslave' will be the next person to sing the 007 James Bond theme.
The theme has been sung by women since 1987, when A-ha sang the theme.
Spicy loves Chris...especially back in the days when he was with Soundgarden and had that long sexy black mane. His voice in one of the strongest and best in the industry. Congratulations, Chris.
Just for fun let's oogle at him...
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7/26/06
This Weeks 'Star Dog of the Week' Goes to...
Lucy the Pug!
"Hey Spicy, Lucy, the pug, steals the show everytime! She's a little over a year old and has the biggest personality and loves to snort and snore! Suprisingly for a little dog she loves water and goes on waverunners and boats with us all summer. They don't get much cuter than this! Oh, and she also has a thing for carrying underwear around the house...which can be a bit embarrassing when companies over! I've attached a few pics! Sincerely, Holly (proud mommy)"
Aren't the two of them gorgeous? :)
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Caption That Shit! (#3)
Caption this picture of someone holding the wax figure of Baby Shiloh.
This picture is comical even without a caption! Leave YOUR CAPTION in the comments for consideration. Contest ends Friday.
What do I win? The winner will receive the new flick, "Blackballed" which was released on DVD yesterday. This movie looks great. It's about the first paintball superstar, Bobby Dukes who was banned from the sport for ten years for the most serious of all crimes in paintball, 'wiping'. (Wiping the paint from his jersey.) Bobby tries to restore his paintball god status but is met with resistance as nobody will join his team. Will Bobby be able to prove himself worthy of the paintballing community again?
Win this DVD and find out!
See the Blackballed preview here.
Thanks Rachel @ Special Ops Media!
Brad Pitt in the 'Land of the Lost'
All of you 30-somethings surely remember, "The Land of the Lost".
What a great show that was. Marshall, Will & Holly. And of course, (my favorite) Chaka. When I saw Brad Pitt's wax figure with Angie and Baby Shiloh, I couldn't help but see the similarities between the wax Brad and apeboy, Chaka.
Ok, maybe it's just me.
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Brooke Hogan Rehearses
Here's Hulk's daughter (which she will always be known as) rehearsing in Miami.
I know a lot of people don't like Brooke, but I don't mind her so much. (Am I going soft?) I will admit, I do watch "Hogan Knows Best" and I really like it. If it weren't for that show I wouldn't know what the hell to think of her. 
At every single appearance she makes (Awards shows to be exact) she dresses like a total whore. Things that you would have found on the rocker sluts of the 80's. Spandex mini dresses, FM heels, etc.
I cannot believe her incredibly overbearing, overprotective father hasn't had a shitfit when she goes out looking like such a tramp. Her parents are always ragging on her and what is good for her career...but yet Brooke wears such monstrosities to 
appearances. Go figure.
Brooke is so much cuter in street clothes and should consider hiring a stylist for those special nights out. I have a hunch it is her mother who Brooke gets her fashion sense from and that's a frightening thing.
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Janet and Jermaine
Here is the happy couple in London.
Janet looks constantly surprised. I still can't peg exactly what it is about her face that looks so different..but in these pics it looks like her eyes
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