Spicy's Mailbox

"Thought you might appreciate this clipping from the sun website!!

I have a feeling its not so much the volume of shoes she has but the sheer size of each pair that have to be built to fit her gigantic Coco the clown sized plates of meat!!!

PARIS HILTON says she is being squeezed out of her US home – by her 1,000 pairs of shoes. She told Now magazine: "Like most girls I'm incredibly passionate about shoes. My house is like some giant closet because I just put them wherever they'll fit."

James M"

"hiya Spicy,
was torn up today when i read the email from Brandi about poor little peyton getting killed...since i wasnt around to send you money when you had the big bill with go(dropdead)daddy,is there anything we could do for Brandi?maybe replace peyton? i know very little about dogs,so if a replacement would be incredibly expensive i couldnt do that(im just a poor retired old fart),but id be willing,if maybe other readers would,to donate to a replace peyton fund,if its possible..."
"...ok anyway,hope you made the transformation to the beta deal ok and things run smoothly,if they dont,go jump mr Spicy...stay cool-
JOE"

I would like to pass on my deepest sympathy to Ms. Brandi and her seet puppy. Yes, they are just like family (pets) and I hope she finds joy again soon by being a wonderful guardian to another "Baby".

God Bless you Brandi and Spicy thanks for letting "parents" share their babies with you and the world. Teddy's Momma
One wild and crazy Pom:-)
-SHONNAVH


"Spicy you suck. Carmine Gotti is HOT and you juz have no idea how hot he is cuz he would never visit your stuipid site even if you did talk good about him. Bitch.

-Carmine's Biggest Fan"

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'Whose Body Parts?' Contest

Can you figure out whose body parts these are?

If you are the FIRST to answer all three correctly in the COMMENTS (do not email me) you will win a copy of a new hardback novel out by Jennifer Egan called, "The Keep". (I have decided to keep a copy for myself as I starting reading it and really liked it.)
I also have an extra copy that will be given away at random from the entries recieved. Just because. So whether you get the answer right or not, you have a chance!

Here are your body parts:


















Good luck Smackaholics, have fun and please don't throw out more than 2-3 guesses, aight?


What You Win:

"From National Book Award finalist Jennifer Egan, author of Look at Me and The Invisible Circus (“Brilliantly unnerving . . . A haunting, sharp, splendidly articulate novel” —The New York Times), a spellbinding work of literary suspense enacted in a chilling psychological landscape—a dazzling tour de force.

Two cousins, irreversibly damaged by a childhood prank whose devastating consequences changed both their lives reunite twenty years later to renovate a medieval castle in Eastern Europe, a castle steeped in blood lore and family pride. Built over a secret system of caves and tunnels, the castle and its violent history invoke and subvert all the elements of a gothic past: twins, a pool, an old baroness, a fearsome tower. In an environment of extreme paranoia, cut off from the outside world, the men reenact the signal event of their youth, with even more catastrophic results. And as the full horror of their predicament unfolds, a prisoner, in jail for an unnamed crime, recounts an unforgettable story—a story about two cousins who unite to renovate a castle—that brings the crimes of the past and present into piercing relation."

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Christina Aguilera on 'Good Morning America'

She looks beautiful as always, even when making funny faces..

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Because, Thank God it's Friday!

Here is Channing Tatum for all of our viewing pleasure!















































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Nikki Grahame of the UK's 'Big Brother'

Bitch is a freaking Hair Farmer!

A sixty year old cave-bitch hair farmer..






















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Rachel Weisz or Kelly Osbourne?

The resemblance is scary.























(Source)

The Winner of the 'Caption That Shit' #7 Contest is...

Lara by (wow) 43% of the vote!

Congrats Lara, email Spicy Pants wth your full name and address so I can send you your 'Larry the Cable Guy:Health Inspector' DVD!

Nicky Hilton Launches Her New South Beach Hotel, 'NickyO'

At least this Hilton sister earns her money the old fashioned way.

Check out her new Boutique Condo Hotel.

She claims to bring "the Worlds of Fashion and Music Together" with guest experience and social style.
Looks interesting really.




















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Christina Ricci at HFPA Annual Installation Luncheon Yesterday

Christina Ricci is Hauntingly Beautiful

She is definitely not your average Hollywood starlet. Ms. Ricci has this mystique about her that just makes her sizzle. Innocence with powerful sexual undertones. I think she is amazing, even though she is not the most beautiful woman in Tinseltown. And yes, I can look past the forehead..













































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Sorry About the Downtime Yesterday

As many of you saw, I moved from the 'old' Blogger to the 'new'.

So far, so good. I plan on updating more things today. The template at some point, will look pretty plain jane as I will be messing with it. Hang in there, in the meantime I am about to update, so enjoy. xoxo

-Spicy Pants

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Spicy Links!

Justin Timberlake bans Lindsay Lohan from concert (SFGate.com)

Katie Holmes looking better than she has in awhile (AllieisWired)

Is Pamela Anderson sporting a baby bump?

There's so much room in Nicole Richie's bikini that a band of kittens have taken up residence there (CatLebrity)

Madge's birthday bash (PopSugar)

The one constant on reality shows such as Nanny 911, Supernanny and Try My Life (Strife)

Sarah Michelle Gellar as a bridesmaid (Teddy&Moo)




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Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson?

Might be true, might not.

But one thing is for sure, they sure have spent a lot of time together these past few months. Movie making or not..

Vote on the 'Caption That Shit' Contest #7 Winner!

Who do YOU think has the BEST caption?

You can only vote once, so make it a good one! Winner will be announced Friday! Good luck contestants!

Who is the Winner of the 'Caption that Shit' Contest #7?
	"I had my penis chopped off this weekend, do you want to add it to your collection?" -enrique l
	"Paris...weve just been informed that even your single is spreading Herpes." -amanda
	"Paris, I was just notified that your fifteen minutes is up." -thewindhamite
	"Miss Hilton it's time for the donkey show you promised them." - shrubz
	"Sweetie, close your legs- that rank smell is coming from you." -lara
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This Weeks 'Star Dog of the Week' Goes to..

Peyton Manning!

"Hi,

This is Peyton Manning, he is a Shi-tzu, and is 10 months old. He is a great pet. He loves people.

Thank you,

Brandi"

EDIT 08/17: I recieved a new email from Brandi this morning..


"Thank you so much. This actually brought tears to my eyes, about 2 weeks after I submitted his photo, he got loose out of the yard and was killed. I miss him so much, you know how people are with their pets they are apart of their family. Thank you so much for submitting him.

Brandi C."

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