Blogger sucks today for many of us.
As of now 1:00pm PST, The Smack has been down for a couple of hours. Hopefully it will be up soon. See you then.
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8/25/06
Sorry About the Down Time
Is Mariah Carey Gaining the Weight Back?
Girl, get a fucking clue. 
If you didn't wear such trampy clothes people wouldn't be constantly talking about that gut of yours!
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Stills from 'Bobby'
Starring Lindsay Lohan, Sharon Stone, & Demi Moore
This looks like it is going to be a great flick. Lots of great actors and the costumes are amazing. Check 
out the stills..
Smackaholics Love 'Dallas'!
You may have noticed the ad at the top of Celebrity Smack, with the Boxer with the deformed leg.
I just want you to know that 'Dallas' is a real dog, with real problems. Friends of Spicy's run the 'Lone Star Boxer Rescue' and are trying to raise some money to fix Dallas' deformity so that she may run and play without pain..like any dog should do.
(Taken from the Lone Star Boxer Rescue Site:)
"An Urgent Plea for DallasCompare Airfare at BabyBoomerTrips.com!This is an urgent plea for financial assistance. As you can see from the photo, we have a very special little girl named Dallas who has a badly deformed leg. We are not really sure what happened to Dallas, but we d
o know that she received some type of severe trauma to her leg which has caused the deformation. Her original owners did not seek medical treatment, and she was eventually abandoned. A neighbor called one of the local shelters, and she was eventually picked up by one of our Lone Star Boxer Rescue volunteers who has been caring for her for several weeks.
Dallas is about one and one-half years old and gets along great with other dogs - she loves to play!! But it is extremely painful, as you can imagine, for her to walk or play. Her surgeon,
Dr. Brian Beale of Gulf Coast Veterinary Specialists, has given her a high probability for a complete recovery - but at a cost. Even with our discount, the surgery costs about $3,000. Can you please help us give Dallas this much-needed care?"
Thank all of you dog loving Smackaholics out there. Spicy is going to go donate to Dallas' fund as soon as this post is finished. You can donate any amount you wish, and even make the donation in memory of a loved one (furry friend or not), on behalf of someone, or anonymously. You can also decide of your donation goes toward 'Dallas' or to a general fund for all the rescued boxers they are helping. Go....do it now!
Lance Armstrong and Matthew Mcconaughey Running in Miami
These guys just can't seem to get enough of eachother. 
Which is fine by me. Straight, gay or what the fuck, they are two beautiful men. I would doubt that either of them is travelling the hershey highway, but when you throw Jake in the mix...then I wonder..
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More of Dita Von Teese
Here is Dita in Miami ready to perform at 'Suite' nightclub.
I absolutely love the way she dresses. And that dress is amazing!
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Spicy Links!
Rob Reiner doesn't think Mel's apologizing is enough (WNBC)Survivor tries to generate ratings by playing the race card (Australian)Mel Gibson commemorative T-shirt (CityRag)RHCP drummer Chad Smith looks like Will Farrell's long lost twin (AllieIsWired)TomKat in Santa Monica (Teddy&Moo)Nicole meets Brody's Ma (Notorious F.A.G.)Pete Doherty gives cocaine to teen in rehab (PopSugar)Carmen Electra does 'Vegas' (PopBytes)
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8/24/06
'Idlewild' Mini-Poster Giveaway
Can you come up with a great tagline for Celebrity Smack?
You have seen our past ones,
"Laying the Smack down to deserving celebrities"
"Cuz we all know crap is king"
"No cookie cutter crap here"
and most recently, "I am Spicy, hear me roar"
The top 5 taglines will receive an official 'Idlewild' mini poster. Enter your taglines in the comments area. Good luck and I totally look forward to seeing what you come up with!
IDLEWILD
"The story of the loves and ambitions of two struggling performers is told through intricate musical numbers and vibrantly choreographed dance sequences in Idlewild, an original musical starring multi-platinum and multi-Grammy winning OutKast members Andrщ Benjamin (Andrщ 3000) and Antwan A. Patton (Big Boi). Set against the backdrop of a 1930s southern speakeasy, Idlewild explores the lives of Percival (Benjamin), the club's shy piano player, and 
Rooster (Patton), the club's showy lead performer and manager. Idlewild synthesizes drama, music, cinema and style to bring the tale of struggling singers to life. It is the feature film-directing debut for Bryan Barber, the award-winning director and longtime OutKast music video collaborator, and includes dance sequences choreographed by legendary performer and three-time Tony winner Hinton Battle. The all-star cast is a roster of some of the most notable performers in film and music today. Cast members include Ving Rhames (Mission: Impossible), Terrence Dashon Howard (Hustle & Flow), newcomer Paula Patton, 
Faizon Love (Elf), Malinda Williams (Soul Food), legendary recording artist Patti LaBelle (On the One), singer Macy Gray (Training Day), Tony Award winner Ben Vereen (Why Do Fools Fall In Love) and Oscarо nominee and Emmy winner Cicely Tyson (Fried Green Tomatoes)." 'Idlewild' includes new songs from OutKast's upcoming album, the soundtrack for the movie. Check out and share this cool music player from Idlewild! The player also includes the trailer and photos from the film, as well as videos and songs from the forthcoming album. Music player:http://www.hyfntrak.com
Trailer Links:
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William H. Macy Has Something to Say to the 'Lohan's' of Hollywood
I'm pretty sure that 99.9% of Lindsay's co-workers feel the same.
From CelebrityWeek.com
"Co-Star: Lohan Should Be Fired
Lindsay Lohan can't seem to catch a break. First, movie studio chief James Robinson blasts her for being "irresponsible" and showing up late on the set of her new movie Georgia Rule. Now at least one of her co-stars wants the 19 year-old party girl canned.
"Fire 'em," William H. Macy says of actors who don't take their responsibilities seriously. Macy is Lindsay's co-star in the upcoming drama Bobby.
"I think what an actor has to realize, when you show up an hour late,
150 people have been scrambling to cover for you," he says. “There is not an apology big enough in the world to make 150 people scramble. It’s inexcusable. It’s nothing but disrespect. And Linday Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they’re God’s gift to the film and it’s inexcusable. They should have their asses kicked.”
Macy’s wife, Felicity Huffman, costars with Lohan in Georgia Rule and reported the same shenanigans. “Felicity says she’s a huge talent. That girl can act. But you can’t show up late. It’s very, very disrespectful.”
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Who Wins the Dicknose 'Caption That Shit' Contest? #8
VOTE for your favorite caption!
You can only vote once, so make it a good one! Winner wins the new "Brick" DVD!
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AI's Mikalah Gordon Robbed at Gunpoint
American Idol's Mikalah Gordon was robbed at gunpoint in Las Vegas in the early hours of the morning. 
The incident occured about seven miles northwest of the Vegas Strip. She was with a guy friend at the time and was not hurt. The asshole did take her cellphone though, and he also scored five bucks. Big score for a big loser, eh?
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No More Late Night Weddings in Las Vegas!
Wait a minute...it's VEGAS for fuck's sake!
From CelebrityWeek.com:
"No More Late Night Nuptials Celebs hoping to tie the knotin Vegas will have to sober up and wait 'til daylight. Starting August 30, the city will close its all-night marriage license counter, and implement an 8 a.m. – midnight schedule. Late night nuptials are commonplace in Sin City, especially for the rich and famous. Britney Spears tied the knot here at 2 a.m. in 2004. So did Nicky Hilton. (And we saw how well both of those worked out). "All the stars come out at night," wedding chapel owner Charlotte Richards tells the Associated Press. "People that are high
profile, when they come down to Las Vegas to get married, they don't want to come in the middle of the day when people are around. They like the privacy." Richards, who owns the Little White Wedding Chapel (where Bruce Willis and Demi Moore held a late night ceremony in 1987) says she is saddened by the change. “This is Las Vegas. This is the marriage capital of the world," she says. "People just automatically think, `Let's go to Las Vegas! They're open all night!'"
Mr & Mrs. Spicy were married in Vegas. At midnight. That's what Vegas is all about! Who put the idiot of that decision making in charge? Wake up Vegas!
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Heather Locklear is Advertising That Ass!
Is she wearing any undies?
Hard to tell, can't see a thong line, but it could very well be up her ass. You know how that is.
It is hot in Hollywood to wear a sheer top, but not usually sheer on the bottom half. Lucky for us Heather has a great body. But it still seems somewhat skanky, especially for Heather.
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Heidi Klum for LensCrafters
She beats out Eva Longoria on the cover of Maxim anyday!
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Eva Longoria on September Issue of Maxim
To boost her already over inflated ego...
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