Afternoon Briefs - Your Afternoon Smack Dose
Jessica Simpson issued the following statement to TMZ, "I did not fire Rob Shuter, he is a great publicist and a great friend." She is denying reports that she fired her publicist Rob Shuter due to the John Mayer fiasco. However, no word from Rob as to if the rumors are true or not.
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are not engaged. This according to Richards' attorney Neal Hersh. "There is no truth to any rumors that Denise and Richie are engaged. They are not." 
Arnold Schwarzenegger apologized today for a remark that he made about Puerto Ricans. The remark was made on a six minute tape during a speech writing session that was supposedly off the record. Arnold is heard saying that Cubans and Puerto Ricans are naturally feisty people with hot temperaments. "I mean Cuban, Puerto-Rican, they are all very hot, they have the, you know, part of the black blood in them and part of the Latino blood in them that together makes it."
A 63 year old priest has confessed to phoning in a fake bomb threat at one of Madonna's concerts in Amsterdam last week. He was hoping to stop the crucifixion scene that has had many up in arms. The priest was caught right away as he used his home phone to make the call and he called EMS which traces your number automatically. Prosecutors say they will most likely seek community service.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt getting married? Here's what Brad has to say about that.."Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."
Rapper 50 Cent, or real name Curtis Jackson, was cited for making an unsafe lane change, driving with an expired permit, driving without insurance and driving without a vehicle registration, a police spokesman said. 50 was in his silver Lamborghini in Manhattan when it happened. A crowd formed and cheered the rapper as well as jeered the police. The officers had to take 50 to the station, in order to get away from the chaos.
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9/8/06
Friday Afternoon Briefs
Today's Celebrity Birthdays
Happy Birthday to..
Akimoto, Yuuki - September/08/1976
Anderson, Genevieve - September/08/1996
Arquette, David - September/08/1971
Brouwer, Wendy - September/08/1970
Burke, Brooke - September/08/1971
Caesar, Sid - September/08/1922
Cline, Patsy - September/08/1932
Cole, Brian - September/08/1942
Feinstein, Alan - September/08/1941
Francini, Sebastian - September/08/1989
Frezza, Giovanni - September/08/1972
Lisi, Virna - September/08/1937
Moore, Alecia a.k.a. Pink - September/08/1979
Michel, Frannie - September/08/1961
Noto, Michael - September/08/1973
Osgood, Kevin - September/08/1974
Sellers, Peter - September/08/1925
Shayne, Cari - September/08/1972
Steele, David - September/08/1960
Thomas, Heather - September/08/1957
Thomas, Jonathan Taylor - September/08/1981
Weiss, Jonathan - September/08/1981
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Ashton Kutcher and Kevin Costner Play Some Golf
Ashton sure likes to chum up with the older Hollywood crowd.
Not that I blame him. Here he is with Mr. Costner, hacking it up in Miami.
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Cat Stevens Returns to Music
From WNBC-
"The artist formerly known as Cat Stevens is returning to the music that made him famous.Yusuf Islam, as he's known now, plans on releasing a pop album, his first in 28 years."I feel right about making music and singing about life in this fragile world again," Islam said in a statement.
The album, called "An Other Cup," is set to come out in November.His last studio album was "Back to Earth" in 1978, a year after Stevens had converted to Islam. "An Other Cup" will be released through Atlantic Records in conjunction with Islam's Ya Records label."
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Lindsay Lohan's 'Stolen Hermes Bag' is Recovered
Lindsay's stolen Hermes Birkin bag has been found but we haven't heard if any contents were left inside. 
The orange bag was reportedly stolen from a luggage trolley as she left Heathrow Airport yesterday. Reports are that a passerby found her bag in a parking lot at Heathrow and turned it in to police. No arrests have been made. A police spokesperson said that there were 'items' still in the bag, but did not mention any million dollars worth of jewelry.
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Spicy Links!
That REALLY WAS Lindsay's twat (IDLYITW)Claudia Schiffer's dogs under investigation (Reuters)An rare appearance of Allegra Beck and Donatella Versace (AllieIsWired)Penelope and Matthew back together? (BumpShack)Bob Dylan still got it (MSNBC)Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are engaged (HollyScoop)Clinton Aides slam 9/11 drama (Guardian)Jessica Simpson blames publicist and fires him (E!)Ellen Degeneres to host Oscars (USAToday)
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Paris Hilton Breaks Her One Year Celibacy Rule
Shock!
From Life Style Extra UK-
"Paris Hilton has broken her vow of celibacy - after less than a month.
The hotel heiress revealed 21 days ago that she'd had a bet with a group of friends, nicknamed the "single girls club", to see who could last the longest without sex.However, Paris - who insisted she would "kiss but do nothing else" - has lost the wager after reportedly spending the night with Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker.
After meeting just the week before at a nightclub, the pair were spotted separately sneaking into a Los Angeles hotel on Monday (04.09.06).
The blonde socialite and the newly single musician - who only split from his wife two months ago - first hooked up at the city's Pure Nightclub.
A witness told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Before long they were making out on one of the VIP beds. They were groping and grinding with their clothes on.
"All her friends and her sister Nicky were there looking stunned."
The raunchy couple then gave the crowd even more of a show when they headed to strip club Spearmint Rhino in a limousine.
A source revealed: "Their steamy show in their limo, near the rear VIP private entrance, was more sizzling than the lap dances inside...Guys were standing around watching."
I heard that Paris denies that it was Travis that she hooked up with, and that it was a friend of his instead.
("I did not make out with Travis Barker," Hilton said. "I was with his friend Alex, who I met that night. It's nothing serious. He looks like Travis, he has tattoos all over his arms, and he has a mohawk. People must have seen us and confused him with Travis.")
I don't believe a word that bitch says. I bet it was Travis and that she is just covering for him. And what's that about guys standing around watching them get it on in the Limo? A preview of things to come. Once Paris' 15 minutes are up you know she will do anything to stay in the spotlight. I see anal porn in the future.
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Conde Nast Media Group's Third Annual Fashion Rocks Concert
Here are some pics from the event-
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The Caption Contest Winners Are...
'Shrubz'!
'Sectnet'!
'Will Santos'!
Winners:
Email Spicy with your full name and address so that I can ship out your DVD's!
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