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12/8/06

Elliott Yamin Gets a New Set of Chiclets



People Magazine says Elliott got over $50,000 worth of dental work done and spent many hours in the dental chair for his new smile.


"He loves to laugh, he loves to smile," says girlfriend Jaime Paetz, 28, "I liked his old teeth, but if (the veneers) make him happy, then I'm happy."

Yamin's Beverly Hills dentist David Frey, who provided his services free of charge (for publicity, of course) said, "It is going to help muscle function, it is going to increase the volume (of his voice) maybe...so if anything, he could become an even better singer."


Elliott said he alwasy wanted a nicer smile. "I used to look at old pictures of myself, and I figured out how to kind of smile without displaying all my teeth."


(People)

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"Kim said... Nelly Furtado?"

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Jump Back!

Arrrrrgggghhh!

Gwen Stefani lookin beatdown!
























Gwen's 2007 World Tour Dates


http://www.gwenstefani.com/news/?nid=6786

Apr-21 Phoenix, AZ - Cricket Pavilion
Apr-22 San Diego, CA - Coors Amphitheatre
Apr-24 Fresno, CA - Save Mart Center
Apr-25 Bakersfield, CA - Rabobank Arena
Apr-28 Las Vegas, NV - MGM Grand Garden Arena
Apr-30 Salt Lake City, UT - The "E" Center
May-02 Denver, CO - Pepsi Center
May-03 Albuquerque, NM - Journal Pavilion
May-05 Dallas, TX - Smirnoff Music Centre
May-06 Houston, TX - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
May-08 Tampa, FL - Ford Amphitheatre
May-09 West Palm Beach, FL - Sound Advice Amphitheatre
May-11 Atlanta, GA - HiFi Buys Amphitheatre
May-12 Charlotte, NC - Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
May-14 Raleigh, NC - Alltel Pavilion
May-15 Virginia Beach, VA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
May-17 Washington DC - Nissan Pavilion
May-18 Holmdel, NJ - PNC Bank Arts Center
May-20 Wantagh, NY - Nikon at Jones Beach Theatre
May-21 Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena
May-23 Boston, MA - Tweeter Center
May-24 Philadelphia, PA - Tweeter Center at The Waterfront
May-26 Atlantic City, NJ - Borgata Hotel and Casino
May-27 Pittsburgh, PA - Post-Gazette Pavilion
May-29 Montreal, CAN - Bell Centre
May-30 Toronto, CAN - Air Canada Centre
Jun-01 Detroit, MI - Palace of Auburn Hills
Jun-02 Indianapolis, IN - Verizon Wireless Music Center
Jun-04 Omaha, NE - Qwest Center
Jun-05 St. Paul, MN - Xcel Energy Center
Jun-07 Milwaukee, WI - Bradley Center
Jun-08 Chicago, IL - First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
Jun-10 Winnipeg, CAN - MTS Centre
Jun-12 Edmonton, CAN - Rexall Place
Jun-13 Calgary, CAN - Pengrowth Saddledome
Jun-15 Vancouver, CAN - General Motors Place
Jun-16 Seattle, WA - White River Amphitheatre
Jun-18 Sacramento, CA - Sleep Train Amphitheatre
Jun-19 San Francisco, CA - Shoreline Amphitheatre
Jun-22 Irvine, CA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre



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Bette Midler Blasts the Pantyless Starlets



Oh I knew I loved Bette..


Bette Midler, like most of us, has had it with Britney, Lindsay & Paris' flashing of the cooter.

She dubs them the 'wild and woolly sluts'.

'I've been on the other side to these wild and woolly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days and I've taken the other side,' she said.

'I started my life out as pretty wild but I have decided, after much growing and living, that it's time that we got nicer.'

She added, 'I'm wearing underwear, in fact a lot of underwear.
'In fact I'm wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing - at least two bras and several pairs of panties.'

When asked by 'Extra' if she had a message for the American socialites, she said: 'Get a life, get a grip. I mean someone should sit those ladies down.'


(Source: Netscape)

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Lindsay Lohan's Fashion Statement



Since when are jumpsuits hot?





































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Jamie Foxx & Eva Longoria Do Lunch



In WeHo at Sunset Plaza.






































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Cameron Diaz & Jude Law in Germany

Promoting their new movie, 'The Holidays'.

Cameron's hair - I'm over it.
But Jude? Holy hell, nice comb-over! And with his shirt buttoned all the way up too. He looks like a joke!

















































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Paris HIlton & Someone's Grandmother Out Shopping



Paris and 'a friend's' grandma hit the streets and headed out shopping on Robertson Blvd. yesterday causing a paparazzi frenzy.













TMZ.com caught it on film..

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26 Years Ago Today John Lennon was Murdered

Yoko Ono has called for the anniversary of her husband's death to become a worldwide day of forgiveness..but said she doesn't know if she can forgive John's killer, Marc Chapman.























Not to be a Debbie Downer, but why call on a day of forgiveness when you are saying that you don't know if you can forgive? I understand where she is coming from, there is no way that I could forgive the SOB either. I guess I am just pointing out the contradiction and well, maybe I should just shut up now..

Yoko took out a full-page newspaper advertisement in which she stated,

"Every year, let's make December 8 the day to ask for forgiveness from those who suffered the insufferable,"

"To the people who have also lost loved ones without cause: forgive us for having been unable to stop the tragedy.

"To the soldiers of all countries and of all centuries, who were maimed for life or who lost their lives: forgive us for our misjudgements and what happened as a result of them."

She said Lennon was "shot and killed at the prime of his life, at age 40, when he had so much life ahead of him."

"As the widow of one who was killed by an act of violence, I don't know if I am ready yet to forgive the one who pulled the trigger.

"I am sure all victims of violent crimes feel as I do. But healing is what is urgently needed now in the world."

(Source:Reuters)

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Look Out Britney & Paris, Here Comes Jordan!

Jordan says she coming to America..to party with Paris & Britney.

Jordan and Paris apparently became friends at a party in London where Paris told her, 'You're hot'.

Jordan said of Paris, “We’re friends now and she’s invited me over to visit her.”


Jordan must have been flattered because she is on her way.


I'm surprised that Paris would invite Jordan to party with her..she usually likes to hang out with people that make her look good.

So will we be seeing Jordan, Paris & Britney out and about in Hollywood soon? Likely.
And it sounds like there will be a hell of a drunken threesome..


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Gays to Wed Everywhere, Legally!

But wait...Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are set to marry by Christmas!

If you recall the couple said that they would not marry until everyone could marry legally.

According to multiple sources, (if that means anything) Brangelina is set to wed in a small village just outside Johannesburg in South Africa.


They aren't calling it a wedding though, it is being called their, 'Affirmation Ceremony'.

Reportedly Oprah was the one who convinced the power couple to get hitched. She and Angie are pretty tight you know...


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Wesley Snipes Turns Himself In


Two months after being charged with tax fraud, Wesley Snipes decided to finally show up at an Orlando airport via private jet to turn himself in.

Snipes was charged with fraudulently accepting tax refunds in the amount of $12 million dollars on income taxes already paid. He had also failed to do a tax return from 1999-2004.

The arrest was confirmed by an 'official' who wanted to remain anonymous, as the news hadn't broke town yet.

From ABC.com: "According to the indictment, Snipes had his taxes prepared by accountants with a history of filing false returns to reap payments for their clients. The firm American Rights Litigators would receive 20 percent of refunds from clients."

Snipes says he thinks he is a scapegoat and is being treated unfairly. He was due in court this morning.

If you don't want to pay the taxes, then get the funk out. As for the $12 million returns? I find that hard to believe that he wouldn't have a clue what was going on.

Come on..


(Source: ABC.com)


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12/7/06

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Spicy Links!


Lady in Red (Bumpshack)
What's that smell? (Glitterati)
Mischa Barton out & about (ICYDK)
Scary Spice strikes back (EvilBeet)
Lindsay's bloated (HollywoodBackwash)
Rhianna does Cover Girl (PoponthePop)
Britney smokes like a man (AllieIsWired)
Britney hikes her skirt, then ties it (CityRag)
Nicole Richie & Joel Madden? (MizMonica)
Grammy nominations announced (Hollyscoop)
Johnny Depp's first wedding photos (PopBytes)
The Bachelor picked a cheating bitch (GabSmash)


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The Bitch is BACK!

Our favorite bitch is back & ready for more!

7.5 million viewers tuned in to see Flavor of Love runner-up New York get kicked to the curb for the second time.

After being twice jilted by Flavor Flav, New York aka Tiffany Pollard was given the chance to find her one true love, as a fresh crop of twenty men are brought together to compete for her heart during VH1’s newest ‘celebreality’ show, “I Love New York” premiering on Monday, January 8 at 9 PM.



This was obviously before she got those bulbous monstrosities surgically attatched to her chest!



































Thanks VH1!

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The Entire Lindsay Lohan Crazy Email

Earlier today we told you about Lindsay Lohan's whacky email that she sent to friends and attorneys last week.


















Well of course, it has appeared on the net and we get the pleasure of trying to decipher her madness. Good luck.
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"Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.

I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help.

Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people.

Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.


People are just mean.

I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it.

People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me.

I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career.

Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point.

I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them.

Have harvey and all lawyers help me please.
If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.

I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone.

I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life.
Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change.

For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak.

Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask.

So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way.

The way of the future.

Thank you for your time.


Your Entertainer,
Lindsay Lohan"


Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.
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HA! I love the ending..."Your Entertainer".
Go do another rail Blowhan.

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Jessica Simpson's Stage Mom



According to TMZ.com, Jessica Simpson's mother, Tina Simpson, gave Jessica an ear load after screwing up Dolly Parton's '9-5'.

Tina scolded her daughter saying that her performance was 'embarrassing' and 'unprofessional'.

Apparently she was pissed because Jessica missed a dress rehearsal beforehand and didn't learn the lyrics.

Obviously.

She also told Jess that she shouldn't be in the entertainment industry if she didn't want to work for it.

What a mother. Worried about your meal ticket, Mommy?

Word has it that daddy Joe wasn't bothered by the mishap, and didn't think that CBS should do a re-shoot. But according to a source, "Producers almost cut her out of the [CBS] show."



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Spicy Featured on Nerve.com / Sex Advice from Celebrity Gossip Bloggers



Nerve.com asked some of us celebrity gossip bloggers to answer sex advice questions.

And here's what we came up with..


























Jenny, 30
www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com

When my partner and I have sex for a long time, the lube gets tacky and gross. How can we prevent this?
As Jenna Jameson will tell you, never use lube. Use spit. No matter what kind of lube you use, no matter what the bottle says, it eventually gets sticky. Lube should always be a last resort. But a mid-coitus sticky-lube fix is a quick shower to wash off the old stuff and start fresh.

How can I make sure my sex tape is internet-ready?
Edit out all of the boring conversation crap. Cut right to the sex, shave your butt (and crack, Britney) and plug your website at some point, preferably during the money shot.

What's the best way to get it on at a star-studded formal event?
Wear a huge Gone with the Wind-style dress with no underwear, and you can do it pretty much anywhere.


What celebrity would have to pay you to have sex with them?
Colin Farrell, because it would turn me on for him to treat me like a whore.

What's the best way to end a long-term relationship?

Stop having sex with them and let them catch you masturbating constantly. Try to be as unattractive as possible — start listening to John Tesh, fart in public more often, etc. Then convince them you're holding them back, they're too good for you and they can do better.


Jenny I'm really attracted to the guy I just started dating, except for one thing: he's got a hairy back. Is it wi
thin bounds to ask him to do something about this even at this early stage in the relationship?
Don't ever go into a relationship with someone expecting to change them. You take them as is. Back and chest stubble sucks, by the way. It looks stupid and/or gay, and it chafes. Unless they get laser hair removal, it's better to have hair.

My boyfriend doesn't know I've never had an orgasm with him. Should I keep faking?
Don't pretend you're getting off when you're not. It's not fair to him, and it's not fair to you. You need orgasms, too. Be honest with him. Guys enjoy g
iving women orgasms. Discovering how to get you off by experimenting is fun. Lack of honesty is a relationship killer. That, and tattooing their name somewhere on your body.













Michael K, 27

www.dlisted.com

Michael How can I pick up a gossip blogger?
I'm such a whore, just loo
k at me for longer than three seconds.

What's the best way to defuse a nasty sex rumor like, "He can't get it up"?
Deny, and then deny more, and then check yourself into rehab and blame it on your alcohol addiction.

Is making a sex tape ever a good idea?
Yeah. I always like to see if my stomach looks fat while I'm sucking dick.

Where's the best place to get it on at a star-studded formal event?
Under the buffet table. Those skinny skanks don't eat.

I'm drunk and in a bar. How can I prevent myself from picking up someone hideous?
Ask a friend to be a designated hag blocker, meaning your friend stays sober and makes sure that the piece you take home isn't totally unfortunate.

What celebrity would have to pay you to have sex with them?
Paris Hilton, and she'd not only have to pay me, she'd have to cover all my medical expenses.
How can I turn my casual fuck-buddy into a relationship?
Watch TV together instead of fucking. That's basically a normal relationship.














Carrie, 34

celebritysmack.blogspot.com (Woot!)

Carrie, my boyfriend doesn't know I've never had an orgasm with him. Should I keep faking?

Unless you want to live a deprived sex life, no. You just need some props. Get a vibrator, a porno and a cocktail and I'm pretty sure you'll have an orgasm.

I'm thinking about dating an intern where I work. Bad idea?
Great idea, if you want to be the one paying for movies, dinners and transportation.

How can I pick up a gossip blogger?
I've heard that with Perez Hilton, all you need are some party favors and a tight ass.

I'm really attracted to the guy I just started dating, except for one thing: he's got a hairy back. Is it within bounds to ask him to do something about this even at this early stage in the relationship?
Hell yes, you have a right! Suggest the two of you ge
t waxed together, or — less painful — have a naked Nair party.

I'm drunk and in a bar. How can I prevent myself from picking up someone hideous?
Take a red Sharpee and dot your genitals before you go out that night.

How can I get into a star-studded formal event?
Hide in Paris Hilton's massive slingbac
k.













Trent, "old enough"

www.pinkisthenewblog.com
Trent What celebrity would you pay to have sex with?
David Beckham, Ryan Phillippe or Jake Gyllenhaal. If I could get a deal for all three, I'd go into bankruptcy to make it happen.

What's the best way to end a long-term relationship?

Have "the talk." Long-term relationships are worth more than a text message or email despite what you may have learned from Britney Spears. It should take place on your home turf, and it's absolutely appropriate to bust out the usual reasons for the split: "It's not you, it's me," "I feel we've grown apart," or "Jake Gyllenhaal accepted my offer."

I'm really attracted to the guy I just started dating, except for one thing: he's got a hairy back. Is it within bounds to ask him to do something about this even at this early stage in the relationship?
It's always within bounds. Open communication is key. That said, I'd hold off on saying anything until I felt we were at a more familiar place. "Hey hon, I picked up some dinner and I made you an appointment for a back wax. Let's eat!"

My boyfriend doesn't know I've never had an orgasm with him. Should I keep faking?
Absolutely not. Faking an orgasm only builds resentment. This is something that should be nipped in the bud sooner instead of later.

After giving a blowjob, is it impolite to spit it out?
Depends on the circumstance. The difference between "like" and "love
" is a spit or a swallow.

How can I turn my casual fuck buddy into a relationship?
First off, you can't be overeager. Nothing turns off a casual fuck-buddy more than too much pressure. Keep it loose (as it were), but make sure you stay interested. Good old-fashion wooing should do the trick. If all else fails, convert them to Scientology and then you can make them do pretty much whatever you want.













Molly, 24

www.mollygood.com

Molly How can I make my sex tape Oscar-worthy?
Never forget to S.T.E.A.M. That's Strip (as in strip tease), Talk (you don't have sound-effects guys, so you're going to have to talk it out to make it memorable), Eye-Contact (crucial in lo
w budget films — keep it personal), Angles and Market (PornoTube).

My boyfriend doesn't know I've never had an orgasm with him. Should I keep faking?

Probably not, but it may be easier to let
him down with, "I've been having a hard time orgasming this month," instead of, "You've never, ever left me satisfied."

How can I get it on at a star-studded formal event?

Move to Los Angeles, drop sixty-five pounds, buy everyone you meet a shot and a beer, hope that they're semi-famous. Repeat.


I'm considering dating an intern where I work. Bad idea?

No. This has never gone wrong for anyone ever. But really, she/he probably only wants to date you for a good recommendation. Avoid.
How can I pick up a gossip blogger? Pick up? That would imply we're not housebound. Offer to treat my bedsores.












Lisa, 26

www.socialitelife.com

Lisa
How can I make my sex tape Oscar-worthy?
I don't know that you can do anything to shock people anymore. At this point, it's really important to try and really capture the essence of your particular sex act.


How can I pick up a gossip blogger?

Free drinks and a gift bag. My pants are already off by the time the gift bag appears.


How can I turn my casual fuck buddy into a relationship?

You can't, so don't waste your time. Enjoy it until you're ready for a relationship, and then start fresh with someone who doesn't see you as a booty call.


I'm really attracted to the guy I just started dating, except for one thing: he's got a hairy back. Is it within bounds to ask him to do something about this even at this early stage in the relationship?
Subtlety is the way to go here. You don't want to risk hurting feelings, unless you don't really care about him, in which case I'd say, "Fix this, or I think I might puke next time you disrobe."


When my partner and I have sex for a long time, the lube gets tacky and gross. How can we fix this mid-coitus?

Keep the lube nearby so you can grab it and reapply via handjob.


My boyfriend doesn't know I've never had an orgasm with him. Should I keep faking?

If you're faking, you're not comfortable being honest with him. Don't force yourself to say something until you're ready, but at some point, you should probably tell him.

After giving a blowjob, is it impolite to spit it out?

No, just be careful where you aim.


What's the best way to end a long-term relationship?

Three words: witness-protection program.



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