High Noon Briefs - Lunchtime Quickies
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have split. According to reports it was due to Owen's refusal to commit. Kate was also a bit upset after Owen refused to join her and her family for New Years in Aspen. New Years also just happens to be the day that Kate wed Chris Robinson in 2000. C'mon Kate, do you really want a guy who has a total dick nose anyway?
Britney Spears is dumber than we thought possible. While partying last month with Paris Hilton at club Area, Britney lit a cigarette on the wrong end and inhaled before realizing what she had done. Paris then freaked out telling Brit that doing so stops the blood flow to your nether regions..and if you do it twice, you might never have an orgasm again. Meat head Britney believed her, and flew around the room asking people if it were true. After having her fun, Paris laughed and told her she was joking. Then Britney proceeded to punch Paris on the arm, and they had a good laugh.
Be back later Smackaholics, heading to lunch with my gorgeous husband!