Lindsay Lohan's 21st birthday is fast approaching and plans for the July bash are well underway.
The party will be held at Las Vegas' Pure nightclub, a place she has drank and partied many times before her 21st birthday. So she already knows the joint.
Hell, Lindsay even has herself a sponsor for the party, and no, it's not the AA type of sponsor. That sponsor is none other than Svedka vodka. Yes, the official beverage of choice to tote around in water bottles while clubbing.
Why don't they just get the fucking coca plant to sponsor her party?
Lohan's spokesperson told NY Daily News that they were "unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay's birthday, as I am not the one planning it."
That's got to be a tough occupation. Covering Lindsay Lohan's tracks can't be easy.