Weekend Briefs - Take with Two Asprin..
Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen on or off? According to Britney it's over between them. But Isaac is telling a different story. So basically, who knows and who cares. Meanwhile, exes Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline are living it up Vegas style while Britney tries to drag her sorry ass to the recording studio every once in a while.
Not only is Lindsay Lohan crazy, she's psycho too! Apparently her rehab stint was kicked off due to a crazy obsession with Spiderman star, James Franco. He is being a gentleman about the whole ordeal stating, "I hope she gets better." Just think folks, after this one, we have another Lohan coming!
American Idol judges are insisting that they have always been assholes and that this year is no different than previous seasons. Also no different this year is that domain name registrations may forecast how A.I. contestants fare through the Hollywood stage. Paula Abdul lied through her teeth this week even going as far as to say, "I've never been drunk", after slurring through an entire interview last week. It seems we aren't the only ones who think Paula is annoying. Guest judge and singer, Jewel, reportedly did not hit it off with the straight up trainwreck during the taping in Minneapolis. Oh, the drama!
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1/20/07
Weekend Briefs!
Weekend Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Aldrin, Edwin "Buzz" - January/20/1930
Baker, Tom - January/20/1934
Barlow, Gary - January/20/1971
Benson, Robby - January/21/1956
Burns, George - January/20/1896
Cello, Nadia Di - January/20/1989
Dash, Stacey - January/20/1966
Davis, Geena - January/21/1957
Davis, Mac - January/21/1942
Dekassian, Simon - January/20/1974
Denton, Jamie - January/20/1963
Dior, Christian - January/21/1905
Domingo, Placido - January/21/1941
Goyette, Michel - January/20/1973
Grantham, George - January/20/1947
Hall, Jane - January/20/1971
Hill, Benny - January/21/1925
Jansen, Rinie - January/20/1972
Jeff, DJ Jazzy - January/21/1965
Lamas, Lorenzo - January/20/1958
Lynch, David - January/20/1946
Maher, Bill - January/20/1956
Minami, Kaho - January/20/1964
Nicklaus, Jack - January/21/1940
Ocean, Billy - January/21/1950
Rivers, Melissa - January/20/1969
Robinson, Marc - January/20/1969
Rossi, Eduardo - January/20/1974
Savalas, Telly - January/21/1924
Schuster, Joseph - January/20/1964
Small, Heather - January/20/1965
Stanley, Paul - January/20/1952
Ulrich, Bryan Ray - January/20/1970
Ulrich, Skeet - January/20/1970
Young, Will - January/20/1979
Sources: celebhoo.com/thecelebritycafe.com
1/19/07
Ivanka Trump at the NBC AllStar Gala on January 17th
"If there's anything that's going to teach you how to be tough, it's modeling, because you don't get much more vicious than a room full of 16-year-old girls without their parents. I guarantee you they're meaner than the German bankers." -Ivanka Trump
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Interview With American Idol Contestant Johnathan Jayne
It's hysterical listening to the reporter ask Johnathan the same question over and over..
They were really trying to milk it.
Warning: The interview is slooow. Heh.
Interview With American Idol Contestant Johnathan Jayne
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Spicy Links!
Paris to have 'Wonky Eye' surgery? 
Britney eats like a lady
Alicia Keys at the 'Smoking Aces Premiere
Eva Mendes does Maxim
Teri Hatcher has got herself a new man
Isaac and Britney done already?
Samuel Jackson or Oprah Winfrey? It's Oprah L. Jackson! 
Fergie does 'The London Bridge' 
Best Golden Globes picture of 2007 
Cameron's riding waves with her HOT new man
MK reviews the Justin Timberlake/Pink concert 
Isaiah Washington is sorry 
Listen to 'Rich Boy'
Hooray for boobies
Kelly Clarkson and NASCAR =BFF
Mischa Barton was The OC
Not only does she like swimming with dolphins..
Christina Aguilera Paid $1.5 Million to Play at Billionaire's Birthday?
It was Joe Hardy's 84th birthday so his children decided to throw a party.
Joe is a bilionaire and owns '84 Lumber'. About 500 people attended the luxurious bash that started at 2pm Saturday afternoon and lasted until 2am Sunday morning.
Bette Midler sang 'Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy'and 'The Rose', Robin Williams performed stand-up and Christina Aguilera sang, 'Beautiful' and 
'Happy Birthday' for the 84 year-old.
It is rumored that Christina accepted a $1.5 million dollar offer to play at the billionaire's party.
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Kevin Federline's 'Nationwide' Super Bowl Commercial
Check him out doing some voice overs for the commercial.
They say that the commercial will show KFed starring in an extravagant rap commercial, only to wake up and find out it was all a dream.
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You Should Feel Sorry for Lindsay Lohan
That's what stage mother, Dina Lohan, thinks.
Here's a preview of her interview with The Insider.
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Cameron Diaz Moves Back Home
"Hellooo Mom and Dad, I'm home!" 
After the failed four year long relationship with Justin Timberlake, Cameron is going where she knows she is loved.
Back home to family.
She's moved everything from her and Justin's apartment into her parent's home.
A total obvious sign that she is not doing as well as everyone is saying.
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Kingston Rossdale Hits the Town with Mommy
Mommy Gwen is interviewed in this month's 'Elle'.
She talks of her career, pregnancy, and family life with husband, Gavin, and son, Kingston. 
She talks of Kingston and how he is a completely laid back child.
“He’s pretty rad…Kingston is so chill. He goes with me everywhere, ’cause I’m still nursing. He’s been to every studio in L.A., New York, London. He lives up to his name – total Rasta boy. He gives me real balance. You can go 100 miles an hour, but you have to stop to hang out with him.”
On the realness of her and Gavin's marriage she says, 
“I mean, of course me and Gavin have problems, sometimes. Everyone does. We’ve been together for over 10 years. This is, like, the real deal,” she says.
She talks about fate.
“The hotel maid walked by today, and she’s really pretty and she probably comes from Poland. And here I am about to spend a lot of money on room service and I was thinking, I could have been a maid.”
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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson Leaving the Trump Vodka Party
It looks like the two shared a tube of red-orange lipstick that bled like hell.
Ashlee really is the cuter one these days. Jessica should be taking beauty tips from little sister. 
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Friday's Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Anholt, Tony - January/19/1941 
Arnaz, Jr., Desi - January/19/1953
Crane, Whitfield - January/19/1968
Crawford, Michael - January/19/1942
Cutler, Rory - January/19/1965
Edberg, Stefan - January/19/1966
Evans, Rod - January/19/1945
Everly, Phil - January/19/1939
Fabares, Shelly - January/19/1944
Fiero, Paul - January/19/1916
Gordon, II, Randy - January/19/1969
Hansen, Eric - January/18/1981 
Heisen, Christopher - January/19/1970
Howard, Marianne - January/19/1966
Jaffe, Taliesin - January/19/1977
Joplin, Janis - January/19/1943
Kawai, Ikko - January/19/1968
Lacerda, Thiago - January/19/1978
Lausevic, Zarko - January/19/1960
Licciardello, Carman - January/19/1956
Longley, Luc - January/19/1969 
Madison, Guy - January/19/1922
McCrane, Paul - January/19/1961
McLaughlin, III, Kevin - January/19/1965
Mitsuhashi, Kanako - January/19/1978
Palmer, Robert - January/19/1949
Parton, Dolly - January/19/1946
Poe, Edgar Allan - January/19/1809
Ragsdale, William - January/19/1961 
Seau, Junior - January/19/1969
Sagal, Katey - January/19/1954
Stapleton, Jean - January/19/1923
Sweetin, Jodie - January/19/1982
Thomason, Marsha - January/19/1976
Wayans, Shawn - January/19/1971
Sources: celebhoo.com/thecelebritycafe.com
1/18/07
Pamela Anderson Lunches with New Man
He resembles Tommy somewhat..a much cleaner version.
"It's going to take a certain man for me to ever get involved with, because he'll have to realize I don't have two children, I have three. Tommy is always going to always be a part of my life."
Pamela Anderson
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Late Afternoon Briefs!
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Paris Hilton had Britney Spears black balled from the Vienna Opera Ball because, “They unfortunately do not get along anymore.” Britney has been in good spirits however. She was spotted the other day giving a homeless man $300 and then wishing him a happy new year.
Delusional Dina Lohan said this of her daughters entering rehab for drugs and alcohol, "She's 20 and she's solid, and she's doing what she needs to do. I don’t know that many people who are that secure. It's all about her, and getting back on track. She's fine — she’s amazingly fine."
Riiight. She wasn't fine the night before making the decision to enter rehab..
Nick Lachey has proposed to girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. They are said to marry this spring, possibly in Mexico. Meanwhile ex-wife, Jessica Simpson learns to cook for her boyfriend, John Mayer.
People Magazine is reporting that Marilyn Manson's new 19 year-old girlfriend wears her hair and makeup like Dita, and that Marilyn is going through some sort of midlife crisis. Me thinks he should be hitting the rehab with good pal Lindsay.
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Britney & Isaac Spend, Spend, Spend!
Britney sure loves to spend money on her men!
Looks like they did some shopping at Ed Hardy.
More pics over at X17
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The Launching of 'Trump Vodka'
Trump's Vodka is selling very well.
In fact, the demand for his signature vodka was so great that they started selling it one month earlier than expected.
The vodka is quite affordable, but not 'cheap' at $32.00/750ml.
The official launch party for Trump Vodka was last night, and some familiar faces showed up to hound some free booze.
I wonder if any of them had heard about the bottle of Trump Vodka that is currently on eBay?
You know, the one with the fruit fly in it?
Heh. Look what I found..
"I haven't tried Trump Vodka yet, and now I am not so sure about it after finding this particular bottle on eBay!
This bottle of Donald Trump Vodka was purchased at a local store in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. It is a standard size 750ml bottle which stands 14" tall.
I have the original register receipt dated 1/1/07. The purchase price was $31.99, plus tax. The bottle is completely sealed and in excellent condition. Several employees of the store and the District Manager can verify the insect was inside the bottle when purchased.
It has a very nice size bug floating inside. Perhaps a fruit fly because if you look closely you can see wings on the insect. Quality Control did not do a very good job on this bottle.
Because of the recent "feud" between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell, 
I believe this item might be a valuable addition to a "Donald" or "Rosie" collector's collection. This bottle is not for consumption. It is for a collector only. It is a novelty item.
I believe if you look close enough you can see little earphones on the bug! LOL I'm sure this bottle of Vodka was meant to be shipped to Rosie's house so Donald would know what Rosie was going to say about him next!!!
The bar code number is: 8 57 532 000 271, if you want to verify. I do work and will only be available to answer emails early in the morning or in the evening."
Bidding starts at a mere $199.99, and the auction ends January 27th.
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Rosie Goes After Paula & America Idol
Rosie lashed out at the American Idol judges, and especially Paula Abdul after viewing a clip of the show where the judges harshly ridiculed a contestant.
"That's compassion. Isn't that what America thinks is entertainment? To make fun of someone's physical appearance, then, when they leave the room, laugh hysterically at them. Three millionaires, one, probably intoxicated."
"Paula was very thirsty last night. Did anyone else notice?" O'Donnell asked.
"Every shot, that woman was sipping the 'Coca-Cola' in her cup," she said, adding a wink during the words "Coca-Cola" that seemed to indicate Abdul wasn't sipping a soft drink.
"Towards the end of the show, one eye was wandering," she said.
O'Donnell called the show, "terribly sad."
The judges made fun of one small contestant who had bulging eyes. Simon told him he looked like 'a bush baby'. I wonder if Simon would have made that same comment to Marty Feldman's face?
Another contestant who was quite large was asked, "Who convinced you to try out for this?"
It happened over and over last night. They showcased all the people who were strange looking and then shit on them horribly.
You couldn't help but feel bad for some of them. It's only funny until someone blows their head off..
That being said, I still love the lame show.
The latest entry from Rosie's blog:
“Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth.
They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them.
Even Muggles feel their presence, though they can’t see them.
Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you.
If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself…soul-less and evil.
You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life.”
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Sources: AmericanIdol.com/CBS.com
M·A·C Cosmetics Honors Raquel Welch as a 'Beauty Icon'
Raquel is the fourth woman to be named 'Beauty Icon' by the cosmetics company.
Liza Minnelli, Diana Ross and Catherine Deneuve have also been honored by M·A·C.
James Gager, Senior Vice President/Creative Director, of M-A-C Cosmetics stated,
"Raquel Welch, M-A-C's fourth Beauty Icon, is the original, ultimate pin- up bombshell. Raquel represents the va-va-voom that M-A-C has always been famous for. She's a real tigress at heart, an international film star as well as a beauty who represents the diversity of ethnicity in terms of her heritage. She truly embodies the essence of M-A-C."
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Thursday's Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Arngrim, Alison - January/18/1962
Barton, Matthew - January/18/1961
Carricart, Robert - January/18/1917
Costner, Kevin - January/18/1955
Craig, Catherine - January/18/1917
Davis, Jonathan - January/18/1970
Goldsboro, Bobby - January/18/1941
Grant, Cary - January/18/1904
Horrocks, Jane - January/18/1964
Hudson, Brett - January/18/1953
Kaye, Danny - January/18/1913
Lewenstein, Oscar - January/18/1917
Martin, Jesse L. - January/18/1969
Messier, Mark - January/18/1961
Milne, A.A. - January/18/1882
Mirkovic, Dragana - January/18/1968
Mitchell, Sharon - January/18/1956
Moore, Constance - January/18/1922
Mumba, Samantha - January/18/1983
Quesada, Eduardo - January/18/1976
Ruffin, David - January/18/1941
Sculthorpe, Joey - January/18/1981
Segel, Jason - January/18/1979
Tierney, Michael - January/18/1977
Verso, Enrico Lo - January/18/1964
Woolley, Henry - January/18/1974
Sources: celebhoo.com/thecelebritycafe.com
1/17/07
American Idol Wax
Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas Unveiled their American Idol Wax Attractions. Ryan Seacreast and Simon Cowell.
Somehow the artist managed to capture Simon's scowl and Seacrest's gayness perfectly..
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Today's Celebrity Birthdays
Happy Birthday to:
Ali, Muhammad - January/17/1942
Andrews, Naveen - January/17/1969
Belvedere, Victoria - January/17/1972
Boone, Randy - January/17/1942
Carrey, Jim - January/17/1962
Caruso, D.J. - January/17/1965 
Earle, Steve - January/17/1955
Fogelberg, Jerry - January/17/1936
Franklin, Benjamin - January/17/1706
Fuhrmann, Benno - January/17/1972
Hart, William - January/17/1945
Hoffs, Susanna - January/17/1959 
Holles, Anthony - January/17/1901
Holly, Ellen - January/17/1931
Hull, Warren - January/17/1903
J, Ray - January/17/1981
Jones, James Earl - January/17/1931
Kaufman, Andy - January/17/1949
Kitt, Eartha - January/17/1927 
Lewis, Shari - January/17/1934
Lochr, Robert - January/17/1973
Meyer, Jeffrey Charles - January/17/1970
Mitchell, II, Jerry - January/17/1974
Montez, Chris - January/17/1943
Moodysson, Lukas - January/17/1969 
Povich, Maury - January/17/1939
Rock, Kid - January/17/1971
Roenick, Jeremy - January/17/1970
Sassoon, Vidal - January/17/1928
Steele, Selena - January/17/1969
Sterling, Nici - January/17/1968
Taylor, Mick - January/17/1948 
Vogel, Mitch - January/17/1956
Watson, Debbie - January/17/1949
White, Betty - January/17/1922
Young, III, Paul Anthony - January/17/1956
Zima, Yvonne - January/17/1989
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Source: TheCelebrityCafe.com/birthdays
Spicy Evening Links!
Jay-Z's faux fur (GoneHollywood)
Timberlake has options (CityRag)
Scientologists do it better! (PopBytes)
Nicole sans extensions (Teddy&Moo)
Lindsay enters drug rehab (Hollyscoop)
..just as Keith Urban leaves (Bumpshack)
Ewan McGregor to play Kurt Cobain? (ICYDK)
Diana Ross yet to see Dreamgirls (Gabsmash)
Courteney Cox makes up with Brad Pitt (Glitterati)
Paula is full of shit and on some good shit (EvilBeet)
A-List Breakdown after the Golden Globes (CelebrityPuke)
Kim Kardashian says she is not pawning off her sex tape (TMZ)
Dog may have saved Salma Hayek's life (CelebrityDogWatcher)
If a girls got your heart, she deserves your sperm too! (TheBlemish)
I doubt Britney is pregnant, but here's the rumor (HollywoodBackwash)
Another model dies of anorexia, but this one was only 14 (NosySnoop)
Check out the 'inflatible titties on number 2'! HA! (ImBringingBloggingBack)
WTF did Cameron Diaz wear to the Golden Globes? (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Miz Monica stands up for what she believes in...Axe Issaiah Washington! (MizMonica)
Rumor has it that Cameron went apeshit on Justin after she saw him talking to Jessica Biel (CelebrityMound)
While Everyone Was at the Golden Globes..
Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordy Bratman head to dinner at The Ivy.
No revolting red lipstick for once!
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Victoria Beckham on Her Way to the Golden Globes
She's giving the Hollywood stick women a run for their money.
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Pamela Anderson at the Playboy Legacy Collection Launch
Never without a drink in her hand..
Life's a constant party for Pamela.
Much like Lindsay and her appendectomy, Britney and her children, Pam's hepatitis never gets in the way.
More about the Playboy Legacy Collection
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This Weeks Star Dog of the Week is...
Doing another 'dog dump' (heh) this week, I have six months of dogs piling up in my inbox!
This Weeks Star Dogs are:
* Dommy, Daisy & Denny! *
Teacup Chihuahuas
Black and White - Domino "Dommy" 11 months
White and Tan one- Daisy 9 months
Grey one- Denny - 4 months
All of the puppies were bought months apart in attempt for my mother to
give me a dog for my house up at college but now she refuses to let any
of them go . I think she replaced me.
* Peanut! *
'Beagle in Space', (Peanut), is everybody's buddy. Human, K-9, or feline. He's 8 and loves rock-climbing, and eating cat poop!
*Dillon!*
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Kim Kardashian to Sell Sex Tape?
Kim Kardashian and Brandy's brother, Ray J, do indeed have a sex tape as previously reported. 
The video is said to be an interesting one that includes oral sex and peeing. Because you know, the two go hand in hand.
Kim has been offered $2 million by SugarDVD.com for exclusive rights of the home movie. They also want to make Kimmy their spokesperson.
A ho needs to eat, right?
Reportedly, the only thing holding Kim back is her friend, Paris Hilton.
Paris is against the deal and may not want her friend to partake in the shady deal.
Probably because it would only take the spotlight away from her..
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Source: TMZ
Britney's People Are As Dumb As She Is
Britney's posse actually thought they had a chance to get Britney in the Super Bowl halftime shows.
Ha!
About as likely as her making a comeback. Bitch already threw any remaining chance of that out the window.
But her people are brave little bastards. They actually inquired about Britney performing and were, surprisingly, turned down point blank.
For obvious reasons I have a feeling.
So yes, it is true the only Super Bowl boob there will be this year is Kevin Federline.
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KFed Scores Super Bowl Ad
We can put to rest the rumors of Kevin Federline starring in a Super Bowl commercial...that's because it is TRUE.
Nationwide Insurance has hired KFed to star in it's 'Life Comes at You Fast' campaign, which will be aired during this years Super Bowl.
"'The Life Comes at You Fast' concept was created to remind people that they need to think about preparing for the future," said Steven Schreibman, vice president of advertising and brand management for Nationwide.
“No one has personified 'Life Comes at You Fast' in the media better than Kevin Federline. Our partnership with Kevin shows the world that he has a great sense of humor. He’s poking fun at himself, and in the process gets to have the last word.”
“We’re using humor and a celebrity to get people’s attention and cut through the clutter with a very serious message,” said Schreibman. “You need to be prepared for life to change, because change is inevitable.”
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Donald Trump gets a Star on the Walk of Fame
Somehow the classy and always stylish (kidding of course) Donald Trump managed to get a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
Just don't ask me how he did it, I can't figure this one out. I would certainly hope it's not for his overrated reality show, 'The Apprentice'. The show is worse than ever this year.
I had hoped the second show would be better than the season premiere but no such luck. The second episode was almost as bad as the first. (I did however, love the pink men's bikini..heh.)
Regardless of what I think, someone in Hollywood must love the Don. He was graced with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. His family and young son accompanied him.
That poor kid already has a head start doesn't he? Check out the comb-over he's rockin'!
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1/16/07
Spicy Quick Links!
* Date set for the inquest into the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son, Daniel.
*Naomi Campbell pleads guilty to assault
*Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston together again
*Brad and Angie move their clan to New Orleans
*Victoria Beckham tries to impress us by spending over $100k in one shopping spree
*Jury selection begins March 19 for the Phil Spector trial
Today's Celebrity Birthdays
Happy Birthday to:
Aaliyah, - January/16/1979
Allen, Debbie - January/16/1951
Ashe, Danni - January/16/1970
Bolden, Elizabeth - January/16/1969
Byers, Melissa - January/16/1956
Carpenter, John - January/16/1948
Chokachi, David - January/16/1968
Davis, Josie - January/16/1973
Evans, Josh - January/16/1971
Foyt, A.J. - January/16/1935
Francis, Bill - January/16/1942
Habermann, Eva - January/16/1976
Horne, Marilyn - January/16/1934
Hove, Anders - January/16/1956
Issa, Tatiana - January/16/1974
Jones, Jr., Roy - January/16/1969
Knudsen, Christian - January/16/1974
Loucks, Christopher - January/16/1978
Madsen, Christian Junget - January/16/1964
Milsap, Ronnie - January/16/1948
Morrow, Brendan - January/16/1979
Moss, Kate - January/16/1974
Munro, Caroline - January/16/1950
Pataki, Michael - January/16/1938
Pocsai, Jozsef - January/16/1974
Sade, - January/16/1959
Stafford, Jim - January/16/1944
Suzmeyan, Shahan - January/16/1964
Wately, Jody - January/16/1960
Celebrity Birthdays Back by Popular Demand!
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Ivanka Trump at the Golden Globes
With new funbags in tow..
I am not hip on her dress. It's too tight on her new, curvaceous body.
I'm sure the men won't complain, but it reminds me of something a tramp would wear to a nightclub.
But the shoes..? Damn, bitch, hand them over!
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Heidi Klum & Seal on the Golden Globe Red Carpet
Another couple that I absolutely adore.
The look gorgeous together.
Kind of comical that she is in white and he's in black.
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Courteney Cox & David Arquette at the Golden Globes
I love, love, love this couple.
And they look terrific!
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Evangeline Lilly at the 64th Annual Golden Globes
Not that this dress is so dreadful, but the color and the style do not do Evangeline Lilly any justice.
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Beyonce Arrives at the 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards
I was glad to see that she didn't look like a prom queen or pageant winner.
Beyonce looked golden delicious.
The gold dress fit her like a glove. Her makeup and hair were impeccable, and the shimmery lotion accentuated her gorgeous skin.
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Eva Longoria and her Makeup Arrive at the Golden Globes
A little heavy on the face I think.
I get that she is going for the dramatic look, but still, it's a little over the top.
Maybe it's just because I don't like her..
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Drew Barrymore Arriving at the Golden Globes
Drew looks so beautiful here, it simply cannot be done any better than this.
Purely angelic.
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Reese Witherspoon Red Carpet Arrival at Golden Globes
Wow.
She looks amazing.
I am not a big fan of yellow, and I don't think that there are a lot of people that could pull off that dress.
But Reese does it and she does so perfectly.
The red lips, shoes and toes make this super momma a stunner on the red carpet..
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Jessica Biel Arrives at the Golden Globes
She reminds me of a young Fay Dunaway.
What a mouth, what a body..just gorgeous.
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Arrive at Golden Globes
Alpha Momma is looking like the usual Roman Goddess in a soft, wispy gorgeous number.
The dark eyes & classic gold are the perfect accents to this ensemble.
Beta Bradley looks foxy in a simple black and white suit and tie.
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Mary Louise Parker at the Pre-Golden Globe Celebration
You might know Mary-Louise from 'Weeds'.
I love her. I think she is great..
But girlfriend needs a stylist (clothes and hair!) in a bad way! Cute dress and darling shoes, but c'mon, this is not Golden Globe attire!
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1/15/07
Spicy Links!
Is that Lindsay? (CelebrityPuke)
...........and that too? (Hollyscoop)
And that's Barbara Walters?! (TMZ)
Paris is missing a tooth (AllieIsWired)
Like mother like daughter (TheBlemish)
Sean Preston is growing fast! (CityRag)
No grocery shopping for you! (Starpulse)
Lesbian groupie dishes the dirt (Glitterati)
Penelope and Goliath (HollywoodBackwash)
Gwen Stefani without airbrushing (MizMonica)
Jake Gyllenhaal does drag on SNL (PopBytes)
Where's Jayden Federline been? (NosySnoop)
Whitney Houston is gittin' some (PoponthePop)
Britney & Isaac spend $$$ in Vegas (Bumpshack)
Paula Abdul gets her own reality show (Gabsmash)
He's bringing video back (ImBringingBloggingBack)
Blind Item: Who's got the Diggler? (CrazyDays&NIghts)
Lindsay should find somewhere else to snort her coke (ICYDK)
Guess what David Beckham will be doing soon (CrankyGrammy)
I had a dream that I kicked Rachel McAdams ass the other night, seriously, but her hair was normal (EvilBeet)
Britney Spears & Isaac Cohen in Las Vegas
"We'll get to the kids later.."
No, this is not Isaac..scroll down..
New tattoo? I hardly noticed, I love the shoes!
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FlyNet
Psychic Twins Reveal Celebrities Futures
Psychic Twins, Linda and Terry Jamison, famous for predicting the 9-11 terrorist plot, have come forward with some interesting celebrity predictions.
The twins were recently interviewed for the 'Dr Keith Ablow Show', which will air today.
Will the predictions they made come true? Time will tell..
*TomKat will divorce "four or five years down the road", but will squeeze out another Thetan before they do.
*Britney Spears will marry "two more times"
*Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's next baby will be adopted "from Africa or Colombia".
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ContactMusic
PsychicTwins
Sluts on Parade!
Every porn star was in Vegas this past weekend for the twenty fourth annual AVN Awards.
Talk about Sin City!
It's funny, most porn stars are total butter-faces, and there's quite a few in this bunch.
(Below: 'Elastic Assholes'- Nice Poster! Ha!) 
Read here for the winners list, or to just chuckle like a grade school boy about the names of the films.
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HQCB
Jenna Jameson & Tito Ortiz do the Red Carpet
Oh, you so KNOW these two are boinking like wild animals!
Most likely rabbits..
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HQCB
The Olsen Twins at HBO's Annual Pre-Golden Globe Party
Can you tell who's Mary Kate and who's Ashley?
MKO is the one with the crazy look in her eye. Her hair is looking horrid after all those dye jobs recently!
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HQCB
Thanks to KMOX!
I had a great time talking with KMOX's Trish Gazall on 'Trish's Trash'.
Thanks to Trish, Rachel (executive producer) and KMOX for having me on!
If you would like to listen to the interview I compacted it down to 20 minutes, no commercials.
Steven Tyler in a Bikini
Steven looks better in all that leather, and fringe and shit than he does in a mankini..
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Flynet
Paris Hilton Loves the Paparazzi
She'll even sign a gas can for them.
I thought the photog might pawn it off on eBay, but then I looked and discovered that her autographs don't go for much.. -Paris' autographs on eBay
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SuperiorPics
Monday Morning Quick Links
Good morning Smackaholics! I am going to start this morning with a few links to get you warmed up.
Woman dies in contest from water intoxication in radio station contest, "Hold Your Wee for Wii" (CBS)
Bollywood couple, Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan, have become engaged (TimesOnline)
'Lost' producers discuss an end date (ChicagoTribune)
Kylie reschedules her comeback tour due to respiratory infection (BaltimoreSun)
In OJ's 'confessional' book he states Nicole came at him like a banshee, but of course it was 'fictional' work (NYDailyNews)
Rare MLK documents exhibited (BostonHerald)
Johnny Depp to make movie about poisoned spy (ABC)
It seems both of the Beckhams want to be actors (Reuters)
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