Wow, Paris left a lot of shit in that storage unit!
Lots of pics of Paris, Nicky, Nicole, doing all kinds of stuff. Lots of drugs, sex and posing.
I personally loved Cisco Adler's amazingly saggy nutsack, cocaine as an accessory, or a meal even, Paris photographing herself getting out of a tanning bed, and Nicole when she was actually cute.
'Paris Exposed' site is shut down. Lucky for you we got the pics!
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1/27/07
Paris Exposed - Rest of the Pics!
Weekend Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Alda, Alan - January/28/1936
Baryshnikov, Mikhail - January/27/1948
Benton, Barbi - January/28/1950
Carter, Nick - January/28/1980
Cromwell, James - January/27/1942
Cumming, Alan - January/27/1965
Donahue, Troy - January/27/1936
Fatone, Jr., Joseph Anthony - January/28/1977
Fonda, Bridget - January/27/1964
Lawrence, Tracy - January/27/1968
McLachlan, Sarah - January/28/1968
Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus - January/27/1756
Olbermann, Keith - January/27/1959
Owen, Mark - January/27/1974
Parisi, Heather - January/27/1960
Patton, Mike - January/27/1968
Phillips, Sam - January/28/1962
Pigeon, Corky - January/27/1970
Reed, Donna - January/27/1921
Rogers, Mimi - January/27/1956
Safin, Marat - January/27/1980
Shimizu, Michiko - January/27/1960
Wood, Elijah - January/28/1981
Young, Richard - January/27/1955
Sources: Celebhoo.com/TheCelebrityCafe
1/26/07
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Justin jumps from Scarlett to Jessica 
Kelly Osbourne made the cover of Playboy! 
More pics and a 'coke fueled to do list' from ParisExposed
I thought that was Owen for a minute..
What a cheap BITCH!
Baby is having a baby
Add Jared Leto to the celebrities that I can't stand
The Police reunion to start in Vancouver?
Paris rocks the cameltoe
Chyna Doll by Distortrait
The latest celebrity DUI
Asian inspired haute couture by Dior
Lindsay's not making any friends in rehab
26 y.o. South Korean pop singer commits suicide
Christina Ricci does Vogue Italia
More badass Avril
It's Valtrex and Hydrocodone for Paris
Forbes Names 'The Web Celeb 25'
Who are the 25 most popular, influential and most recognizable people on the internet?
Forbes looked into it and compiled a list of who they found to be the top 25.
From Forbes.com:
"To generate the ranking, we first defined "Web Celeb" as a person famous primarily for creating or appearing in Internet-based content, and for being highly recognizable to a Web-based audience. That definition excludes people who were significantly famous before they hit the Web--like author Arianna Huffington, billionaire Mark Cuban or journalist Michelle Malkin--and leaves us with a pool of people whose fame depends on the Internet.
Next, we created a candidate list of 110 Web celebrities. Each candidate was ranked in five areas: Web references as calculated by Google, traffic ranking of their home page as calculated by Alexa, Technorati rank of their primary Web site or blog, and TV/radio mentions and press clips compiled from Factiva. We gave candidates bonus points if they regularly publish their own videoblog or podcast. All six categories were then totaled to produce a final score, which was sorted to produce our rankings."
And with that, we now introduce to you 'The Web Celeb 25'.
1. Jessica Lee Rose
2. Perez Hilton
3. Markos Moulitsas Zúniga
4. Matt Drudge
5. Seth Godin
6. Jeff Jarvis
7. Glenn Reynolds
8. Amanda Congdon
9. Robert Scoble
10. Michael Arrington
11. Hosea Frank
12. Jimmy Wales
13. Harry Knowles
14. Frank Warren
15. Cory Doctorow
16. Xeni Jardin
17. Leo Laporte
18. Merlin Mann
19. John H. Hinderaker
20. Charles Johnson
21. Kevin Sites
22. Mark Lisanti
23. Jason Calacanis
24. Om Malik
25. Violet Blue
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Easy, Easy Blind Item
Ted Casablanca's Blind Item:
This one is EZ!
Aren't the Oscar noms fun? Not to mention friggin' and secretly sex-ay, huh? Closeted fruits. Discreet lesbians. Outta the total number of about 177 artists nominated three days ago, gay power unites within those selected for potential Academy Awards, isn't it too exciting?
Only problem is—for now—these par-tick gay men and women are mostly, like, totally lying and dating members of the opposite sex to extend their careers, selfish mother-effers! So, don't expect any thanks to homo partners up at the Kodak podium, should these gays win. Whatev.
Therefore, it lies with Potty-Puss Priscilla to enliven today's blinded bad-ass report. It involves duplicity and damning words, two of my favorite things to report on in Hollywood, besides errant erections and heaving bosoms behind bathroom stalls. See, Ms. P.P.P. is—on the very public one hand—telling folks how mucho honored she is to be acknowledged by the Academy.Then, on the other—not so private—digit set, P3 is busy blasting the “unseemly” rat race of it all. She considers the whole Oscar showdown a “sham,” as if we're all “greyhounds chasing a rabbit,” she's said to amigas, privately.
Now, isn't it sweet, too divine, really, that Ms. P.'s all but certainly going to be up on that stage, come Oscar night, giving the best artistic showing of her career—as in pretending she's actually humbled by all this Academy Award nonsense.
Oh, I should tell you something: In case you sense any bitterness on Priss-babe's part, that's because she is. Snarky and snide, that is. Thinks she should have gotten these brass-sucker jobs more often.
Oh, dear.
Shouldn't somebody tell Priscilla darling that expectations will not only put lines on her deceivingly sweet face but that I hear this kinda soul-stealing, stinky emotion makes your cleavage droopy 'n' wrinkly, too. Or so I'm told.
And it ain't:
It is SO PENELOPE CRUZ.
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Sources: ONTD/E!
Kimora Lee Simmons Causes a Scene at Alicia Keys 27th Birthday Party
Kimora Lee Simmons was just one of many guests who celebrated with Alicia at 'Bed'.
Clive Davis, Missy Elliot and Common were just a few of the party's attendees.
Just moments after everyone had sang "Happy Birthday" to Alicia, Kimora's voice rose to the top of the room. According to a bystander she screamed, "Get out of my face, bitch!"
The room quieted and everyone looked in Kimora's direction. She was all up in some woman's face. She accused the woman of throwing a drink on her, but Simmons didn't have a drop of anything on her.
The woman, clad in tight jeans and tan vest accused Simmons of being jealous of her. Still, security grabbed the woman and promptly threw her out.
Kimora's rep is insisting the woman is a "disrespectful fan" who "constantly shows up at events where Kimora is expected. Frankly, it's a little scary. Kimora is looking into getting a restraining order."
I tell you what, if Kimora had my ass thrown out of a place because bitch was jealous I would sure as hell become a "disrespectful fan" with a quickness. Kimora is a spoiled fat-neck cow, and I certainly wouldn't doubt the other woman's story. And as a general rule I tend to take "rep's" words with a grain of salt.
Alicia didn't seem to be impressed with Kimora's behavior either. According to a witness, "When Kimora was leaving, Alicia totally ignored her."
Alicia arriving at 'Late Night with David Letterman'
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Drew Barrymore Doesn't Regret Flashing or Wild Childhood
Drew was recently asked by Parade Magazine if she regretted flashing her breasts on Late Night with David Letterman when she was twenty years old.
Drews response?
"How fun was that? I'm so glad I was so free at one point in my life." 
She was also asked about her wild years as a young teen, who had to enter rehab by the age of thirteen.
"I felt really upset when people felt sad for me. Like, 'Oh, wow, washed-up child actor having to work in a coffeehouse. It must be really, really awful.'
"But I'm really glad for that time in my life having to ride the bus, struggling to pay my rent, getting heckled by people. Even Hollywood casting directors were rude and patronizing."
"They would say, 'Do you know how lucky you are to be in this room?' I would just say, 'Yes, I do.' It was humbling and humiliating."
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Sources: HQCB/Stuff.co.nz
Paris & Nicky Hilton Dine at Mr. Chow's
I hate to say it but I love Paris' boots.
But the outfit collectively is really awful.
Bimbo's from space!
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The Beckham's British Invasion
The Beckham's have been offered their own reality TV show. 
Fox TV has offered the Beck's their own reality show called, "Living With The Beckhams."
The cameras will follow their every move as they make themselves at home in Los Angeles. Shopping, mingling with Thetans, running the kids around, and showing us everything that we don't have..and will never have, Heh.
Sources tells People Magazine, “At the moment neither David nor Victoria are majorly famous in the States, but starring in their own show on one of America’s biggest channels would catapult them to instant stardom."
Bullocks! I would hardly say that neither Beck is famous here in the United States. Both David and Victoria are very followed and very watched, throughout the world. So can we stop with the 'They're not that famous here' crap I keep reading everywhere?
As for the reality show, would you watch it? I think I would have to watch just to oogle over gorgeous David, and make wonderfully catty remarks about Posh.
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Friday's Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Davis, Angela - January/26/1944
DeGeneres, Ellen - January/26/1958
Feiffer, Jules - January/26/1929
Giles, Keir - January/26/1968
Glenn, Scott - January/26/1942 
Gretzky, Wayne - January/26/1961
Halen, Eddie Van - January/26/1955
Hossack, Allison - January/26/1965
Jo, Hyunjin - January/26/1974
Johansson, Paul - January/26/1964
Kidd K, Ya - January/26/1972
Kurusu, Atsuko - January/26/1978
Ligarde, Sebastian - January/26/1960
Newman, Paul - January/26/1925
Podewell, Cathy - January/26/1964
Siskel, Gene - January/26/1946
Strathhairn, David - January/26/1950
Thomas, Simon - January/26/1973
Uecker, Bob - January/26/1935
Willey, Walt - January/26/1951
Williams, Lucinda - January/26/1953
1/25/07
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The Golden Globes 'Dont's'!
Tara Connor says no to Oprah
This twice to Hollywood A.I. contestant didn't make it this time..oh, the drama!
Speaking of American Idol drama queens..!
Win some sweet Gwen Stefani swag!
Rachel Hunter loves young guys
The People magazine cover with Tyra
Yeah, but Madge was screwing everyone back then..
Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen are an item?
Cameron's got the giggles
George Lucas and family eat good
Kidman stunt crash caught on video
Britney and Isaac still hot and heavy
To those who say Nicole Kidman hasn't had plastic surgery
Pimpin' ain't easy 
Ding, fries are done!
Former Bassist for Social D & Famous DJ Both Leave Us This Week
Former Social Distortion Bassist Brent Liles was struck by a truck as he rode his bike on the Orange Freeway in California today.
He was pronounced dead at the scene. He was 43.
An investigation into the accident is underway.
Another death has been announced today. Music Producer Disco-D, real name Davis Shayman, committed suicide Tuesday. His body was discovered in his New York home.
He was only 27.
Shayman had been diagnosed as being bi-polar and also suffered from depression.
His resume included commercials for Sprite and Best Buy, and he had worked with 50 Cent, Trick Daddy and Nina Sky. Shayman also produced KFed's flop 'Popozao'.
Prior to his death, he was working on music for video games and had a remix for Shiny Toy Guns in the works.
Visit his MySpace
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Dita Von Teese Works the Catwalk
Dita looks gorgeous as she struts her stuff on the runway of Jean-Paul Gaultier's show yesterday.
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Drew Barrymore & Hugh Grant to Judge VH1 Songwriting Competition
The stars of the upcoming theatrical feature 'Music and Lyrics' will judge 'Your Music, Your Lyrics' as part of a song-writing contest created by Warner Bros and VH1.
Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant, stars of 'Music and Lyrics', (opens nationwide Feb. 14) will be judges on VH1's, 'Your Music, Your Lyrics'.
From December 26-January 20, contestants wrote, recorded and uploaded original love songs to a VH1 site, which received nearly 400 entries.
You can rate entries online until Feb. 2, and the top-rated videos will be judged by a panel of experts from VH1, Grant and Barrymore. The winning song will be selected Feb. 3, and its songwriter will be flown to Los Angeles for the film’s red-carpet premiere, as well as having their song professionally recorded.
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If The Bus Is A Rockin' Don't Bother Knockin'..
Jessica Simpson has been spending a lot of time with her man, John Mayer.
Monday she flew into Miami to meet John for the Florida stretch of his tour. They have since bussed it to Jacksonville, Florida where John will be performing tonight.
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'Dead or Alive' Frontman Suing Over Botched Lip Enchancement Surgery
Pete Burns, lead singer of the 80's band, 'Dead or Alive' is suing a doctor for £1m over plastic surgery gone very bad.
Burns said he looked like he had been 'mutilated with a Stanley knife' after surgery to correct original problems left his top lip hanging off.
Said Burns of the recent surgery:"It has taken away my life and my career. I saw doctors in London who said the only option was to amputate my lips. I was suicidal. Eventually I found a doctor in Italy who knew the product and said he could remove it. I had 17 months of procedures and now
I am back again having more...What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisaged. Not only was it agonizingly painful but it was physically repulsive in the extreme. It was impossible to lead any life whatsoever. I was unable to leave my house as I was so distorted with swelling. At times it leaves me seriously suicidal and depressed and I could have problems for the rest of my life."
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Nicole Kidman Sent to Hospital After Accident on Movie Set
According to UsWeekly, Nicole was rushed to a hospital last night after a stunt went bad.
Nicole was filming a scene where she was being towed in a Jaguar by a stunt driver (to appear as though she is driving) when he whipped around a corner causing her vehicle to slide sideways into a pole at 45mph.
10 year old Jackson Bond, also starring in the film, was riding in front when the accident occured.
Both were wearing seatbelts.
Kidman was released from the hospital within a couple of hours and resumed filming after a long break.
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Tyra Banks Responds To Critics About Her Weight Gain
Tyra Banks is firing back at internet sites & blogs that have been posting pictures of her and calling her 'fat'.
Many of you have seen the pictures of her in a one piece bathing suit looking 30 pounds heavier than she was when she modeled. The photos are usually accompanied by captions depicting her as a chunky, fat, has-been.
Tyra is responding to the criticism in an upcoming People Magazine article. She doesn't understand why people are so concerned about her weight still as her modeling days are behind her. She plans to talk about it in more detail in an upcoming 'Tyra Banks Show'.
Galina Espinoza, senior editor for People, told The Early Show's Julie Chen, "They have been mean, calling her ugly, fat, disgusting — all because she put on a little weight. Tyra wasn't aware people were talking about her. She came back from Australia and saw pictures on the Internet and people were calling worried saying, 'You gained 40 pounds, we should talk about this.' She thought, 'What is all the fuss about?' "
"She's saying yeah, she's put on a little weight but she's at a healthy body weight and a healthy size and her big concern is young girls who look up to her, saying, 'We think you are so beautiful and love that you are not a size 2,' " Espinoza said. "What are they going to think if they see my picture being called these horrible things?"
"Now she wants to be honest about all the work that goes into looking that good and what she really looks like," Espinoza said. "Tyra found this ridiculous, saying, 'What does my weight have to do with all of my years of experience and success? I'm not a model any more.' "
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Thursday's Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Allen, Elizabeth - January/25/1934
Ferraz, Carolina - January/25/1968
Grieve, Richard - January/25/1970
Hill, Terrence - January/25/1965
Keys, Alicia - January/25/1981
Kirshner, Mia - January/25/1976
Lakin, Christine - January/25/1979
Lewis, Jenifer - January/25/1957
Lloyd, Jr., Harold - January/25/1931
Manoff, Dinah - January/25/1958
Mills, Chris - January/25/1970
Taylor-Young, Leigh - January/25/1945
Tobin, Michele - January/25/1961
Young, Lee Taylor - January/25/1945
1/24/07
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Britney does MAD magazine
Guess who's wearing the girdle?
The Jolie-Pitts settle in New Orleans
Anne Heche going back to women?
Rachael Ray-cist?
Sienna Miller in Parada Magazine
American Suic-Idol
Mr. Rogers by Distortrait
Robert Deniro and Chef Nobuyuki Matsuhisa underpaid employees at the upscale 'Nobu'
KFed wants Britney to go to rehab
Even babies love Snoop Dogg!
Jennifer Aniston's nose job confirmed
Isaiah Washington goes to asshole rehab
Jenna Jameson gives boyfriend Tito Ortiz a striptease for his birthday
Tom deemed 'Christ-Like' by Scientologists
Paris Exposed...Again.
Paris Exposed is a new website that promises to bring you tons of dirt on our favorite pin cushion.
Paris supposedly failed to pay a $208 charge for her self storage unit and eventually the contents were auctioned off. The lucky bidder won him/herself a storage unit full of Paris' shit. Hence, Paris Exposed!
From home videos of her and others doing loads of cocaine (a kilo was snorted off one man's chest), having sex with toys, girls and Joe Francis, documents and diaries and over 25,000 photos.
The site claims to answer questions about Paris including, did she really give Cher's son herpes? What did she write about her sister that she thought nobody would ever see? What does she spend her money on?
Apparently Paris and her friends rip on people of color, various religions and of course, fat people. And ParisExposed.com has the pics & video to prove it.
All this for only $39.95! Heh.
I bet you $39.95 that she is the one behind this whole thing. Ya think?
See the complete Paris Exposed collection HERE
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Katie Holmes Nose Job
Tom is sculpting her to be the perfect little wifey, isn't he?
Gag me.
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Hugh Hefner Tells It Like It Is
"We don't airbrush to that extent.."
-Hugh Hefner in response to Kelly Osbourne's longing to bare all in the pages of Playboy.
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer at Nobu
Jessica and John decided to go out for sushi Monday night.
Jessica showed off her best assets in a halter dress that left little to the imagination.
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Brandy Causes Fatal Auto Accident
TMZ is reporting that singer Brandy was involved in a fatal automobile accident last month. Eaarly reports are saying she was at fault.
The accident occurred while she was driving her '07 Land Rover on December 30th on the 405 freeway in LA. She was cruising along at 65mph, not noticing the slowing traffic ahead of her.
Brandy plowed into the back of a 2005 Toyota which in turn hit another Toyota. The 2005 Toyota flew sideways then hit a jersey barrier. That same car was then hit by a 1988 Acura.
The driver of the 2005 Toyota died a short time after the accident.
Reports say that Brandy was not injured and drugs & alcohol have not seemed to have been a factor.
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Special Olympics Says American Idol Should Be Commended
Answering to allegations that American Idol's judges treated Jonathan Jayne, a Special Olympics athlete, poorly during his Seattle audition, The Special Olympics Committee has come forward with a positive spin on the situation.
Special Olympics International released a public statement Sunday and published it in Monday's The Washington Post.
"American Idol should be commended for providing Jayne with the same opportunity to succeed as any other contestant. Whether on the stage of American Idol or on the field of competition for Special Olympics, people with intellectual disabilities don't want pity or special treatment. They want to be judged for who they are and appreciated for what they can achieve."
"While polite isn't a word one would normally associate with Cowell and company, a viewing of the episode in question shows that the judges were in fact gracious and very encouraging to Jayne during his rendition of 'God Bless America.' " They also mentioned Paula's encouraging words of, "Always believe in yourself".
Simon also spoke his mind regarding the controversy that judges are much harsher on contestants this year.
He told the Television Critics Association Winter Press Tour, "To suggest that because somebody has done something like [Special Olympics] they shouldn't be allowed to enter the competition smacks to me of censorship, to be honest with you."
"I don't think that we should be censors on the type of people. And what we're trying to be, I think, on the show, more than anything else, is representative. A lot of the bad singers you are seeing -- trust me -- there are thousands that didn't make it through. And I think if you asked any of those thousands who didn't make it through, every one of them would say, 'I wish I had the chance.'"
Simon has also been quoted in Monday's USA Today. He says that they warn contestants beforehand of the flack they will get if they aren't good.
"We tell them that they're going to get a hard time if they're not very good. No one leaves the room."
He added that the people who are the most emotionally distraught after being turned down "are simply not shown. Most of the people we show, we feel that they can cope with whatever is going to happen."
On the flip side, Simon also said that the contestants that don't make it don't always 'lose'.
"They've become celebrities. They wouldn't have changed anything." 
Visit Jonathan's MySpace
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Source: RealityTVWorld.com
This Weeks 'Star Dogs of the Week' Are...
*Bobby!* 
This is Bobby. He's a 10 lb., mix of Poodle and Bichon Frise. He's 9 months old and loves tissues, and worn socks. He's brought some much needed laughter into my life (dealing with a separation...) He thinks he's a huge guard dog, but is always happy to meet new people.
*Cooper Ray!*
This is Cooper Ray (actually, her full name is Cooper Martha Carmen Shiri Ursula Ray - she gets a new middle name for every birthday). Cooper is a pussycat of a chow-lab-collie-retriever mix. She was found in a box with her siblings as a puppy, and was fostered through a rescue organization. We adopted her when she was 6 months old (she's now 4). She's a certified therapy dog, gives gentle little kisses, squints when she's happy, and sings (ok, well, howls) like an opera star. She is freakishly gentle with chew toys - she carries them around like babies, and still has the first toy we ever bought her. She's a sweetheart of a dog, and we love her to bits!
*Breck!*
This is Breckenridge Roper-Nikitaras. He's our my three month old Boxer puppy. I grew up with a female boxer, Maggie, who went to play in the forever park with her older brothers last summer at the age of 12 and I was devastated! I didn't think I could fall in love with another baby so soon...but we found Breckenridge online in Lamar, Missouri, and made the 10 hour drive from Chicago with my fiance to pick up our new "baby" on July 1, 2007. Our Breck was 8 weeks old and came with a heart murmur, which he fortunately has outgrown. He is constantly growing- due to be about 90 pounds- and is wonderful and the light of our life. He sits on my lap while I drink coffee and read CelebritySmack every morning and we would love to see his picture up on your site one day!
*Fanny!*
Hello! I have attached a picture of my Lhasapoo puppy. Her name is Fanny Ziegfeld Brice (Fanny for short) and she is 1 year and five months old.
*Sassy!*
This is Sassy Lee in one of her younger days. She is approximately twelve years old now. She was adopted from the Humane Society at about one year of age. Sassy is a dachshund/beagle mix. The people at the Humane Society called her the "Flying Nun"...I'm sure no explanation is needed as to why they chose that moniker! This picture is posted at the bottom of our refrigerator (dog eye level) to remind Sassy she doesn't need that extra snack, as her metabolism isn't what it used to be. Love her to death...she's my baby.
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Thanks to everyone who sent in pictures of their babies! I am still posting dogs from last August, yes, it's true, I have months worth of Star Dogs to post still! So I will be posting five dogs a week until I get caught up a bit. Thanks for your patience!
Donate to Hunter, the Boxer who desperately needs your help!
Wednesday Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Ali, Tatyana - January/24/1979
Barton, Mischa - January/24/1986
Baumeister, Muriel - January/24/1972
Belushi, John - January/24/1949
Borgnine, Ernest Effron - January/24/1917
Bristol, Mark Lambert - January/24/1969
Constantini, Richard - January/24/1965
Diamond, Neil - January/24/1941
Galasso, Frankie J. - January/24/1985
Havens, Richie - January/24/1941
Kinski, Natassja - January/24/1961
Lillard, Matthew - January/24/1970
Moray, Yvonne - January/24/1917
Neville, Aaron - January/24/1941
Ontkean, Michael - January/24/1950
Retton, Mary Lou - January/24/1968
Roberts, Oral - January/24/1918
Sanchez, Victoria - January/24/1976
Stevens, Ray - January/24/1939
Tate, Sharon - January/24/1943
Tkautz, Melissa - January/24/1974
Verhulst, Gert - January/24/1968
Yamamoto, Masashi - January/24/1956
Zevon, Warren - January/24/1947
1/23/07
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Avril is such a bad ass
Jenna & Paris to corrupt virgins via Reality Show
Fantasia looks ugly in the eye and says, "Hey, I know you.."
Posh blogs?
What is Kirstie Alley up to?
Distortrait's Britney Spears
Tori Spelling taps into her inner child
Paris launches a new pet clothing line
Isaiah meets with gay rights activists
Nominations for the 79th Annual Academy Awards
Who's the drunk blonde getting passed around on stage?!
Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead exchange a childish IM
Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2007, London
Christian Lacroix 
I've always loved Christian Lacroix's designs. Colorful, frilly and fun.
He's got a retro yet very feminine collection for Spring/Summer 2007.
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David & Victoria Beckham are Welcomed to America
Madame Tussuads unveiled wax figures of David and Posh Beckham today in New York City.
President Bush holds a sign that says, "Welcome to America". Posh looks too good, David doesn't look good enough, and President Bush, well, he looks just as dumbfounded as ever..
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Dita Von Teese at the Christian Lacroix Fashion Show
She is SO better off without Marilyn Manson!
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Cameron Diaz & Kelly Slater in Hawaii
Cameron and Kelly are enjoying time together in Oahu surfing.
The duo have been spotted everywhere together. Shopping, cruising, dining..you name it. Despite rumors that the two are now a couple Slater's mother is saying that the rumors are false. She says that Cameron and Kelly simply both love to surf.
Judy Slater tells In Touch Magazine, "They have been friends for a long time."
"Every time somebody sees somebody else eating dinner, they think it's a romantic thing. It's silly."
She adds that Cameron just wanted to visit Kelly on the island to get away from the chaos surrounding her and Justin's split."She just called him and asked if she could come over for a few days. It was nothing they had planned."
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Sources: PostChronicle, TheBosh, HQCB
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Mandy Moore Admits to Depression
Mandy spoke with Jane Magazine (February issue) about her recent bout with depression.
"A few months ago I felt really low, really sad. Depressed for no reason. I'm a very positive person, and I've always been glass-half-full, so it was like someone flipped a switch in me. I wanted to figure out why."
Moore says that her recent breakup with Zach Braff certainly didn't help things.
"The breakup added to what I was going through, but it's not the complete reason. It definitely doesn't help if you're already in that place."
Braff has also gone public about mild depression he has suffered.
Mandy goes on to apologize to fans for her earlier music and adds that she's sorry to those "people (who) wasted their money on such trite, blah pop music."
"I've been going through this really crazy time in my life — it's what I imagine people fresh out of college go through," she says. "I'm asking myself life-altering questions, like `Who am I? Where do I fit in this world? What am I doing, what do I want to do? Am I living to my full potential?' "
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Coco at the Smooth Mag Publication Party
Holy Spandex, Batman!
*EDIT* Had to add-on the large pic here. And we hadn't even seen to worst of it!
That's not even a cameltoe, that is a full fledged moose-knuckle, Coco!
That has got to be the tackiest outfit we have seen so far this year. And the pants, oh those pants!
It looks like Coco is just waiting to be feathered!
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Paris Hilton Gets a Slap on the Wrist
Paris Hilton pleaded no contest to charges of alcohol related reckless driving and was sentenced yesterday to 36 months probation plus a $390 fine.
She will also have to attend alcohol education classes. If Paris decides to perform 40 hours of community service (yeah right) her probation will be reduced to 24 months.
The Los Angeles City Attorney is pleased with the courts decision saying, "We felt that this deal was appropriate given the circumstances and we're satisfied with the outcome."
Sounds like someone got off pretty easy. Gee, I wonder why?
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Tuesday Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Anderson, Richard Dean - January/23/1950
Benson, Greg - January/23/1968
Caroline, Princess - January/23/1957
Chapman, Lanei - January/23/1973
Erkiletian, Alex - January/23/1974
George, Tracy Anne - January/23/1968
Gerard, Gil - January/23/1943 
Gilliland, Richard - January/23/1950
Halop, Florence - January/23/1923
Hargitay, Mariska - January/23/1964
Hauer, Rutger - January/23/1944
Lucca, Tony - January/23/1976
Moreau, Jeanne - January/23/1928
O`Grady, Gail - January/23/1963 
Parson, Kelly - January/23/1964
Pointer, Anita - January/23/1948
Power, Jr., Tyrone - January/23/1959
Rivera, Chita - January/23/1933
Russell, Johnny - January/23/1940
Simmons, Patrick - January/23/1950
Thiessen, Tiffani Amber - January/23/1974 
Tonetti, Daniel - January/23/1970
Trimble, Kathleen - January/23/1969
Wigdor, Geoffrey - January/23/1982
Youck, Rick - January/23/1970
Zander, Robin - January/23/1953
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Sources: Celebhoo.com/thecelebritycafe.com
1/22/07
Christina Aguilera Posing, and I Do Mean Posing, Saturday Night at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes, France
You can just hear inside her head..."Gawd, I'm hot."'
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Seal & Heidi are the best parents in Hollywood 
Jessica Biel still flaunting her perfect ass 
Keira Knightley sues over allegations that she is anorexic
'The Hitcher' saved by Bush
Heather Mills rocks the homeless look
Sienna Miller & Diddy?
Kate Moss helps push car out of field
Britney sucks on a pacifier?
Jessica Simpson causes fight
Barney Miller actor dies
Carrie Underwood says she is not dating Tony Romo
Attention whore doing what she does best
Guess who's gone pink?
Will Larry King smile?
The Vault's secrets are being unlocked!
Who grew the snout?
Another sex tape that supposedly was stolen..uh-huh
Jessica Simpson Leaves a Spa
She got a facial. Her skin looks great and is glowing.
Okay boys, get your minds out of the gutter..
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Naomi Campbell at the 'Dreamgirls' UK Premiere
She certainly drew attention with her revealing peek-a-boo black dress. 
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Heather Graham at the Sundance Film Festival
Heather caught the"Adrift In Manhattan" screening yesterday.
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'Alpha Dog' Impacting Victims Families
The mother of the boy who was killed to settle his brothers drug debts has attempted suicide three times since the films release.
His killer, Jesse James Hollywood, is the main character in the new movie, 'Alpha Dog'. Susan Markowitz is devastated by the film that portrays the events that led up to her son, Nicholas Markowitz's, murder.
She is pointing the finger at the film's director, accusing him of profiting off of her son's death.
Director Nick Cassavetes says his film was not made to offense or to affect the outcome of the trial. But you notice he doesn't mention the profiting part.
"The last thing we would want to do is prejudice a trial or bring unnecessary suffering to anyone. I don't believe this movie does that. Real life is way more important than movies."
Jeff Markovitz, the boy's father, says of his wife,
"She is so tortured by what happened that she has tried to take her own life. The last thing that either of us want is to see this picture.
"How would any loving parent feel about a Hollywood movie that glamorizes their son's death and allows celebrities to cash in on a brutal, evil murder?"
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Hunter Needs Our Help!
Hunter is a one-year-old fawn male that came to Lone Star Boxer Rescue through the help of a good samaritan.
Hunter was hit by a car, and although we are not completely sure of what all this poor guy has been through, the x-rays lead us to believe his two breaks were over a week old by the time he came to us.
Bless his heart, he had to endure horrific pain before he was rescued.
He has numerous gouge marks in his side, possibly from an attack by another dog, and is being treated for sarcoptic mange as well.
This young guy is a real trooper; with all the pain he is in and his horrible skin condition, he is very sweet and good natured. He seems to do okay with other dogs, but more evaluation is needed. He hasn't yet been evaluated around cats. He is crate trained, but we do not know if he is housetrained at this point.
Hunter will require surgery with an orthopedic surgeon to repair the break. Because the break is one to two weeks old and some calcification of the bones is involved, we are not sure how involved the surgery will be. But we feel certain Hunter will make a full recovery with the caring surgeon and staff we have working with him.
LSBR is doing all we can to help Hunter recover, but we need your help as well. If you can contribute toward his medical expenses, we - and Hunter - would be so grateful.
Any Questions? Email Lone Star Boxer Rescue
Monday Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Alder, Steve - January/22/1965
Bixby, Bill - January/22/1934 
Blair, Linda - January/22/1959
Chbosky, Steve - January/22/1970
Cooke, Samuel - January/22/1935
D`Abo, Olivia - January/22/1969
Ellingsen, Maria - January/22/1964
Elmaloglou, Rebekah - January/22/1974
Ford, Willa - January/22/1981
Frier, Annette - January/22/1974
Gaskill, Brian - January/22/1970 
Gentry, Teddy - January/22/1952
Getty, Balthazar - January/22/1976
Goelz, Kristen - January/22/1978
Hakahara, Shigeru - January/22/1961
Harris, Addie - January/22/1940
Hurt, John - January/22/1940
Hutchence, Michael - January/22/1960 
Lane, Diane - January/22/1965
Leardini, Christina - January/22/1969
Macht, Gabriel - January/22/1972
Mandah, - January/22/1981
McCardie, Brian - January/22/1965
Mitchell, Beverley Anne - January/22/1981
Mitsuhashi, Takashi - January/22/1974 
Perry, Steve - January/22/1949
Pittard, Charles - January/22/1969
Richards, Robyn - January/22/1987
Sheridan, Kevin - January/22/1982
Shipp, John Wesley - January/22/1956
Speichert, Sandra - January/22/1971
Townes, Jeffrey A. - January/22/1965
Yamada, Masato - January/22/1961
Source: celebhoo.com/thecelebritycafe.com
1/21/07
Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen Out Partying
Britney & Isaac hit the town Friday night for some drinks, and possibly some peanut butter, at club Cabana. 
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Nice Wig, Beyonce!
Check out Beyonce's lovely wig that she wore to the London premiere of 'Dreamgirls'.
Faded Youth caught this first, and enhanced a nice pic for us.
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Tara Reid at Sundance Film Festival
Tara was looking pretty good if I do say so myself, at Motorola Late Night Lounge on Saturday.
All this chaos with Britney Spears has taken the heat off Tara. She has to be loving that. At least someone knows how to make a comeback!
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