ParisExposed.com update
Hysterical Paula Abdul art
KFed takes care of 'his women'
NYC's subways go gay
The real SAG Awards!
Celebrity Super bowl predictions
Okay, who stole the rubber penis?
Anna Nicole Smith has had a ton of work done on her face
Katharine McPhee and Rachael Ray cook and gossip
2/3/07
Weekend Update Links
More Britney at the Baby Phat Fashion Show
I'm loving the chewed fake nails and chipped toe polish.
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Jenny McCarthy At Leather And Laces Pre-Super Bowl XLI Party
What a dish!
Jenny still has an amazing figure and I just love her hair.
And the dress...to die for!
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Lindsay Lohan Is No Fashion Plate
Oftentimes I find myself wondering how it is that Lindsay puts together the outfits that she does.
"Hmm..let's see...how about this black sock hat with these fingerless, torn hobo gloves, a striped shirt, my favorite leggings of course, these cheap looking yet hideously expensive Santa Claus boots and last but not least let's top the entire ensemble off with this matching paisley silk scarf."
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Brooke Hogan Looks Fifteen Years Older Than She Really Is
Brooke's 18, so for those of you who can't add that puts her at 33.
I still think I am being generous here, because actually she looks twice her age. Her hair is too light and her tan is too dark. It gives her a 'hard' look. She already looks too much like her mother who wears more makeup than any mother I can think of besides, of course, Tammy Faye Baker.
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Serena Williams Gets Ready For Super Bowl
Serena attended Maxim's Pre-Super Bowl XLI Party Friday night looking more feminine than usual in a white mini dress.
No nipple, no meat curtains, no snorting blow? What a breath of fresh air!
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Weekend Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to: 
Anger, Kenneth - February/03/1927
Anwar, Gabrielle - February/04/1971
Berg, Matraca - February/03/1965
Black, Clint - February/04/1962
Brenner, David - February/04/1945 
Calabro, Thomas - February/03/1960
Cam'Ron - February/04/1976
Cooper, Alice - February/04/1948
Danner, Blythe - February/03/1943
Davies, Dave - February/03/1947
Del Toro, Benecio - February/04/1967
Donovan, Elisa - February/03/1974 
Edwards, Dennis - February/03/1943
Fairchild, Morgan - February/03/1950
Fisher, Isla - February/03/1976
La Hoya, Oscar De - February/04/1973
Lane, Nathan - February/03/1956
Parks, Rosa - February/04/1913
Quayle, Dan - February/04/1947 
Rockwell, Norman - February/03/1894
Tierney, Maura - February/03/1965
Ward, Maitland - February/03/1977
2/2/07
Spicy Links!
The Diddy twins
Did the groundhog see his shadow?
Don Vito is going to prison
Lauren Conrad turns 21
Today's celebrity breakups
Katie Holmes is Bazaar
Mena Suvari is well...interesting
Someone grew hair on her chest
Eva Longoria looks like Michael Jackson
Halle Berry and her bitches
Coolio let's us know he got a blowjob
Get pumped for Super bowl!
Jessica Biel isn't afraid to eat
Diva behavior happening everywhere
Christina Aguilera steals from Mr. Potato Head
Johnny Knoxville's wife finally wises up
More proof that Dina Lohan is a bad stage mother
Farrah Fawcett gets a great birthday present
Vince Vaughan wants Jennifer Aniston back?
Friday's Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Bellamy, Howard - February/02/1946
Brinkley, Christie - February/02/1954
Dean, James - February/02/1931
Elliott, Sean - February/02/1968
Fawcett, Farrah - February/02/1947
Harrison, George - February/02/1943
Harth, C. Ernst - February/02/1970
Nash, Graham - February/02/1942
Shakira - February/02/1977
Smothers, Tom - February/02/1937
Spiner, Brent - February/02/1949
Stevens, Alison - February/02/1973
Tootoo, Jordan - February/02/1983
Turner, II, Chris - February/02/1969
Zimmer, Kim - February/02/1955
Is Denise Richards On The 'Hollywood Blow Diet'?
Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have been enjoying themselves doing a whole lot of nothing on the beaches of Hawaii.
We have seen them pawing each other, and we have seen 
Denise's cooter. The latest pics catch Denise doing what sure looks a hell of a lot like tootin' cocaine.
Ahh, the life of celebrities. Running off with one of your friend's husbands, laying around on the beach with him and snorting coke. Denise has sure made some great choices in her life.
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Sean Preston Says Hello From Vegas
Little Sean Preston is such a babe, and never has it been more apparent than now.
X17 got a great picture of him peering down at photographers while hanging out with his nanny in his mother's Las Vegas hotel room.
See more pics at X17
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Perez Hilton in Paper Doll Heaven
Stardoll is at it again, this time with their current media darling dolls.
Perez Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are a couple of the latest Stardolls. Ha! They kind of make a cute couple...don't ya think? I wonder which one would be the bottom..
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Introducing The McDreamy Twins!
Patrick Dempsey's wife, Jillian, gave birth to twin boys yesterday at a hospital in Los Angeles. 
Dempsey's rep told People magazine that the McDreamy's named their baby boys Darby Galen and Sullivan Patrick Dempsey. The twins have an older sister, Talulah.
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Whitney Houston's Perogative
Whitney Houston wants her divorce from Bobby Brown to be short and sweet. 
Houston has requested a default judgment in a document filed on Dec. 28 in Orange County, Calif., Superior Court.
The document states that there are "no issues of division of community property." The document was obtained by CelebTV.com.
Houston is also seeking custody of the couple's 13-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina, and that Brown be allowed visitation rights.
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Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias At Shaq's Super 60 Dinner
We haven't seen a lot of these two around lately.
Both darling as ever..
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2/1/07
Thursday Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Buhler, Victor - February/01/1972
Campbell, Mike - February/01/1954
Diamond, Dusty - February/01/1974
Everly, Don - February/01/1937
Fenn, Sherilyn - February/01/1965
Foster, Julie - February/01/1968
Goettel, Dwayne R. - February/01/1964
Hill, J. Cindy - February/01/1972
Hopkins, Kaitlin - February/01/1964
James, Rick - February/01/1952
Josselyn, Randy - February/01/1974
Krause, Brian - February/01/1972
Lane, Jani - February/01/1964
Lee, Brandon - February/01/1965
Leigh, Jennifer Jason -February/01/1962
McCarty, Walter - February/01/1974
Patton, Antwan Andre (Big Boi) - February/01/1975
Presley, Lisa Marie - February/01/1968
Sealy, Malik - February/01/1970
Shore, Pauly - February/01/1968
Stone, Wade - February/01/1960
Yeltsin, Boris - February/01/1931
Young, Lee Thompson - February/01/1984
Zecevic, Dejan - February/01/1972
Spicy Links!
Lindsay Lohan backs out of film
Bijou Phillips' ass
Who's the TV version of Mrs. Smith?
Joe Francis is a fat liar!
Aqua Teen terrorism
Everyone wants Beyonce
Danny Bonaduce loves his bod
Who made Paula Abdul cry?
Supernova suck
Six degrees of charity
Jeremy Piven masturbates A LOT
Boob job for Aniston?
Tyra Banks vs PorkChop
Housewife on Housekeeping
Keith Urban on SNL next week
Victoria Beckham is a hypocrite
Jennifer Hudson calls American Idol out
If you liked The Devil Wears Prada..
Amanda Bynes wrecks her BMW
The Pete Doherty Kate Moss saga goes on..
Stallone gives Beckham some good advice
Jessica Simpson & John Mayer on 'The Love Bus'
Courtney Cox won't let David Arquette watch 'Dirt' sex scenes
Surprise Your Valentine
Looking to spice up your Valentine's Day this year?
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Yandy.com has got tons of gorgeous Valentine's lingerie this 2007 season. With everything from thigh-high stockings to rhinestone bikinis, even babydolls and teddys. All in the most sultry of fabrics including lace, satin and even latex for you fun freaks out there!
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Right Mariah?
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Stills from the Already Infamous Sex Scene from 'Factory Girl'
Yesterday I told you about the Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller sex scene for 'Factory Girl' in which it is rumored that they two were really porking during the filming.
Here are a couple stills from the scene in question. They apparently had quite a fling while filming the movie, so I wouldn't doubt if they actually got it on in front of a roomful of people.
Besides, people in Hollywood are total exhibitionists and completely in love with themselves, so what better opportunity to get attention than fucking your co-star on film?
I don't get Sienna. She is not hot, not sexy and bitch can't dress for shit.
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Michael Jackson's Children Without Disguises
Prince Michael I & II, and daughter, Paris, frolick at Circus Circus in Las Vegas while daddy sucks on Gin & Jeezus Juice with someone else's child..
Is Whitney Houston their nanny? Heh.
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Mandy Moore and DJ AM Heat Things Up
The couple was seen yesterday in Los Angeles kissing after breakfast. 
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Tara Conner's Interview Transcript with Matt Lauer
Tara Conner talked with Matt Lauer in an interview for The Today Show this morning and answered questions about her recent scandal, alleged cocaine use and sexual addiction.
This is the transcript.
Matt Lauer: Tara Conner, good morning, nice to see you.
Tara Conner: Good morning, how are you?
ML: I'm fine, I guess the most important question is, how are you?
TC: I'm very well.
ML: Yeah?
TC: Yes.
ML: It's been an interesting couple of months.
TC: It has been an interesting couple of months.
ML: I first met you a couple of days ago, and you said, "Matt if you had met me six months ago and met me again today, you would say the difference in me is night and day."
TC: Completely night and day.
ML: What is the difference?
TC: When I was in active addiction and active alcoholism I, um, I was very manipulative, and I was a very dishonest person, and I ... I don't know, it was basically insanity, and now, I have a really good feel for who I am, and, you know, I've faced some of the things that may have brought some of these things on.
ML: All in 30 days of rehab? I mean, can you change that quickly?
TC: It's a process, you know, it's recovery. Nothing changes overnight. You have to take it one day at a time.
ML: I think the last time most people saw you, Tara, you were standing at a press conference in a sea of reporters. You were pretty emotional, and one of the things you said in that press conference when asked if you were an alcoholic was, "No." You said, "I think that would be stretching the envelope." And today you say, "I'm an alcoholic." What changed your mind?
TC: Um, I think at that point I was in denial. Um, I never thought that I could actually come out and say, you know, I'm an alcoholic, because, you know, in active alcoholism and addiction you have distorted thinking, you know, denial is a big thing you have to, that's your first step, you have to accept that you are an alcoholic, and it was very hard for me to come to that conclusion, because then, I didn't think that I had issues.
I didn't think there was anything wrong with me. I thought: "Well, I'm going to be going to rehab, get some free therapy," which was the most ridiculous thing I could have possibly thought or said, but I had distorted thinking.
It wasn't actually me thinking.
ML: Let's go back a little. I mean, you're a small-town girl. Russell Springs, Kentucky, three traffic lights, it's a dry town, you come to the Big Apple and you're crowned Miss USA, and you're supposed to be a do-gooder, you're supposed to show up at charity events and functions, and be a role model, and in some ways you were a bit of Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde.
TC: Yeah, that's a very, very good way of putting it. Um, when it came to doing my job, I was awesome at my job. I was always very, very good at it.
But, I didn't know how to combine Tara Conner and Miss USA, and that was very hard for me, because, you know, when it was time to walk away and take the sash off, I turned into a completely different person.
And, you know, the sad thing is, is a lot of people knew it was going on, but I could still manipulate them into thinking, "No, everything's fine with me, you know, do you see pictures, do you see anything? No, I don't see anything."
ML: And there was friction between you and the pageant people from the very beginning.
TC: Absolutely.
ML: Let me get to some of the allegations. Let's just take them head-on, and you tell me. All right, that you were out late at night drinking in bars, in clubs -- I'm not talking about a glass of wine here and a glass of wine there, you know, Jack and Coke, or whatever you drink. And that would have been, by the way, underage drinking.
TC: Absolutely. I've never had a legal drink before.
ML: Because you just turned 21.
TC: Because I just turned 21.
ML: So it's true?
TC: So it's true, yes.
ML: You were out at those clubs late, and sneaking out of the apartment to accomplish that?
TC: Mmm hmm.
ML: Uh, there is talk about drugs.
TC: Yes.
ML: And there was even a report that you were tested for cocaine, and you failed.
TC: I was tested, I personally haven't seen the results of the test, so I'm not sure what showed up, but it is quite possible that cocaine could have showed up, because I've used cocaine before.
ML: So you used cocaine as Miss USA.
TC: Yes.
ML: Had you also used cocaine prior to becoming Miss USA?
TC: I think I had tried it before, yeah.
ML: How old were you when you tried it the first time?
TC: Oh, gosh, probably, uh, 19, 20.
ML: And was this recreational use, or did you have a cocaine addiction?
TC: Um, I think with anything that I put in my body ... the thing about alcoholism and addiction is, regardless of what you use, whether it be alcohol, whether it be cocaine, whether it be pills, you're going to have an allergic reaction to it if you have this disease. And, for me, my allergic reaction is either going to put me in handcuffs, in an institution, or it's going to kill me.
And for me, it all had the same effect. I was an equal-opportunity user, and nothing fazed me.
You know, I would take what I could get, because I was trying to mask so many things I felt inside, and I had a lot of pain and insecurity. So I would take these things to try to fill a void that was within me.
ML: There were other allegations that you were sneaking men into your apartment, provided by Mr. Trump, and that you were finding ways to have casual sexual relationships with a series of men.
TC: I don't know about the casual sexual (unintelligible) or whatever, about that, but we're allowed to have people come into our apartment, whether it be, you know, I've had an ex-boyfriend before, whether he came up, he came up once.
You know, I have male friends, doesn't mean I'm having sex with them.
ML: You don't have a sexual addiction.
TC: I do not have a sexual addiction, no.
ML: We first sat down for an interview, that's going to air on Dateline on NBC this weekend, a couple of days ago. We started talking about these things.
TC: Yeah.
ML: And you said to me, "I've got issues, I have demons," and in the same sentence you started talking about how people have treated you, your word, like "crap," and how you've been betrayed.
And, to put it, um, delicately, I've got, maybe I've done too many of these interviews, but there's a sense I got that there is more, that you're not completely being honest about.
TC: Well, when in early recovery, there's tons of things you learn about yourself, and when I was in rehab, I faced a lot of things, a lot of demons if you want to call them demons.
And, you know, there was some times where I was betrayed, and, you know, I've witnessed some things, and I've had some experiences that have troubled me, but you know, out of the respect of my family, again, I get to keep some of this for myself, and I haven't had a chance to sit down with my family at all.
I mean, everyone listening to this knows just as much about me as my family does.
ML: I guess, though, that my job is to try and get you to be honest. And has there been abuse of some kind in your background?
TC: I will not deny that I've, you know, witnessed some abuse, but out of the respect of my family, I have not discussed it with them yet.
You know, this is something that I need to take one day at a time. It's too early in my recovery for me to give it. ...
ML: But physical abuse? Sexual abuse? Or, can you clarify that?
TC: I, I, again, it's something I would like to speak with my family about first, and I would, you know, I would like the respect of privacy, because I'm giving all that I can right now.
Later on, maybe I will feel more comfortable speaking on these topics, but right now, not so much.
ML: Can you tell me if it's recent, or is this something from earlier in childhood?
TC: Um, we'll just say it was early on.
ML: Have you had a chance to confront the people responsible?
TC: Yes.
ML: And you've kind of put me in a strange position here, because you've just said to me a few minutes ago you're a very manipulative person, and so I guess I need to ask you, if you're alluding to something here, is this part of the manipulation?
TC: What?
ML: If you say that there's maybe abuse, some people would say, "Wait a second, she's manipulating Matt now."
TC: In no way am I manipulating you at all. The great thing about my recovery right now is, this is the most honest I have ever been in my entire life, because before, I didn't have the capacity to be an honest person. So I'm giving as much as I can right now.
ML: Let me go back to the behavior that nearly cost you your crown. OK, at some point while all this was going on, you're out at these clubs, and you're doing cocaine, were you saying to yourself, "If I get caught with this, I'm out on my butt?"
TC: In the back of my head, yeah, that was always a thought, but you know, I felt like I had complete control over everything that I was doing, and for some reason I just know that, you know, it's all going to be good, and this person understands me, this person understands me, I had a lot of enablers, and I felt like everything was OK.
ML: Where were the chaperones, by the way? I've heard people say that to me, when they knew I was going to talk to you: Where were the people who were supposed to be watching Tara Conner, when she was sneaking out to these clubs?
TC: This organization, they're not baby sitters. The Miss Universe organization has a job, to, you know, supply the girls with the needs that we have, because I live with Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe, and they don't chaperone us. We have publicists, we have managers, just like any other person that does anything in the media or in the public eye. But when it's time to go home, everyone has to go home after work, so they're not going to follow us home to our apartment.
ML: So you weren't shutting the door, looking through the peephole of the apartment and you watched them walk to the elevator. ...
TC: Of course I did, of course I did, because to them I wanted everything to seem OK, I put on a mask because I was very good at that.
ML: Donald Trump gave you this second chance, and a lot of people screamed "Publicity!" And a a lot of other people, by the way, Tara, involved with other pageants, even some former Miss USAs have said you didn't deserve a second chance. Drug use, underage drinking, deal-breaker, game over. How do you respond to that?
TC: To me, the way I respond is, I think it says more about the organization and about Mr. Trump as well if we can face ... the Miss Universe organization uses their platforms, and it takes the tools that they can give to these girls to make them the most intelligent, the most powerful and strong individuals they possibly can, to help them in their future. And they're a launch board for that. And for them to say, "This girl has an issue, because she has a disease," it's a completely different topic.
ML: So you were crowned, and you were supposed to be one kind of a role model, and you think you can turn that around now and be a different kind of a role model, maybe just as effective?
TC: I hope that I can be just as effective. You know, I champion breast and ovarian cancer awareness as Miss USA, but, coming to know Tara, and knowing myself now, I realize that there is something else that I'm very passionate about, which is not only abstinence from drugs and alcohol, obviously, but the education. There's a need for education about alcoholism and drug addiction.
ML: And just quickly let me touch on this. There have been reports that Playboy is all over you, trying to get you to pose in their magazine, and a lot of people would say, "Wait a second, if she's now coming clean, wants to chart a different course, run like crazy from Playboy."
Will you just look me in the eye and say you will not pose nude in Playboy?
TC: I will not pose nude in Playboy.
ML: Positive.
TC: Positive.
ML: Tara Conner.
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Source: Kentucky.com
1/31/07
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Tom Cruise is the Messiah
Courtney Love was pranked
Fun with Harry Potter and the horse
Lindsay Lohan's father writes from prison
Angelina Jolie's mother's dying wish
Lindsay Lohan is craving sex and McDonald's
Liv Tyler's fashion no-no
Kelly Osbourne wants to hear you take a dump
Sneak peek into NYC Fashion Week
Intruder arrested at Prince Charles estate
Tara Reid shops at Stuart Weitzman in Beverly Hills
Nicole Richie does her best Mary-Kate impression
Eva Mendes laughs at Nicholas Cage's hair
Was Paula Abdul drunk on last night's AI?
Let's go Nicole Richie parasailing!
Britney Spears has the hottest nips in Hollywood
Mike Tyson checks himself into Wonderland treatment center
Lane Garrison was seen doing lines before his fatal accident
Pete Doherty Injects Himself with Cocaine
Gawd he's a hottie, isn't he?
:puke:
Click photo for Video of Pete getting high
in a hostel as he talks to Kate on the phone..
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Super Bowl 2007 Commercials
The GoDaddy.com wench is back!
More from GoDaddy.com..
In case you live under a rock and haven't seen KFed's commercial..
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Ivanka Trump for Stuff Magazine
I'm sorry, all I can see when I look at her is her dad's puckerface!
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Who Was It?
Yesterday I asked if you could figure out this was and Reba was the first to answer correctly with Heather Graham!
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Denise Richards & Richie Sambora in Hawaii
Denise & Richie stroll the beaches of Hawaii like they have always been together.
I'm not a big fan of Denise's since she completely backstabbed her friend Heather Locklear. (Not that I was ever a fan to begin with..)
Richie just seems like a big doof who went along with the tail that was being wagged in front of him.
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Oksana Baiul at Gotham Magazine's Seventh Annual Gala
Is it the dress or has Oksana put on a few pounds with a quickness?
Just two months ago she was looking quite sinewy. Who knows, but the hideous dress and nylons need to be scrapped!
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This Weeks 'Star Dogs of the Week' Are...
*Clipper!*
This is my baby girl "Clipper". She is a long-haired dachshund. I have had her for 4 years. She has seizures and has also lost a lot of her hair due to allergies, but she is still beautiful to me. She doesn't really like when I dress her up, but she's too lazy to attempt to get them off..lol...She sleeps in the bed with my son on her own pillow and she has to be covered up or she lays there and whines. She is such a baby!
*Mammy!*
Short for Mammoth, is the biggest of 6 puppies born 10 weeks ago to my Shelty/Pom/Eskimo Dog sired by a purebred Bichon Frise. She is a total Star Dog! Love your Smack!
-Diana
*Ozzy!*
Thanks Spicy.
Ozzy - Dachshund
He's 5. He is extra special to me because he was my son's dog and I lost my son in 2002 at 16. At the end of his life he was in a wheelchair and this little critter sat draped across his shoulders like a little kolinsky fur wrap. They were inseparable. Needless to say I feel like I've still got a little piece of my son with me every time I see the little lovebird. He was my son's best friend. It is amazing what animals can do for people, esp. when they are ill. A "furry little chill pill" if there ever
was one.
Thanks! -'MetalSlut'
*Pete & Gwendolyn*
I have two dogs, so I sent you both of their pics and you can choose which one should be the star, because I can't!
The dark red doggie is Pete, and he's a 5 year old golden retriever
The beautiful blonde is Gwendolyn, and she's a 7 year old golden retriever.
Thanks -Nicole
“THE NUMBER 23”
The psychological thriller "The Number 23" stars Jim Carrey as a man whose life unravels after he comes into contact with an obscure book titled The Number 23. 
As he reads the book, he becomes increasingly convinced that it is based on his own life. His obsession with the number 23 starts to consume him, and he begins to realize the book forecasts far graver consequences for his life than he could have ever imagined.
Directed by Joel Schumacher ("Phone Booth"), the film co-stars Virginia Madsen ("Sideways"), Danny Huston ("The Constant Gardner," "The Aviator"), Logan Lerman and Rhona Mitra.
The screenplay is written by Fernley Phillips and the producers are Beau Flynn and Tripp Vinson ("The Exorcism of Emily Rose"). "The Number 23" is scheduled for a February 23rd, 2007 release.
Actual playlist of songs ("disturbed mix tape") to help Jim Carrey get into character while shooting...
1. Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy
2. Nine Inch Nails - Mr. Self Destruct
3. Siouxsie and the Banshess - Obsession
4. The Normal - T.V.O.D.
5. Einsturzende Neubauten - Vanadium - I - Ching
6. Skinny Puppy - Addiction
7. Art of Noise - A Time to Fear (Who's Afraid)
8. Lisa Gerrard - The Human Game
9. Slipknot - Wait and Bleed
10. Cabaret Voltaire - What is Real
11. John Zorn - You Will be Shot
12. This Mortal Coil - Acid, Bitter and Sad
13. Throbbing Gristle - Dead on Arrival
14. Cocteau Twins - Throughout the Dark Months of April and May
15. Christian Fennesz - Rivers of Sand
Official Site
Watch the trailer
Enter your information into the widget to see how the numbers in your life fit into the enigma of THE NUMBER 23 http://members1.freewebs.com
Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller's Sex Scene the Real Thing?
Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen stars of the movie, "Factory Girl"may have bumped uglies for real during a sex scene in the movie.
Rumor has it that Sienna and Hayden grew very close together while filming 'Factory Girl'. Sienna and Jude Law were not together at the time, and Hayden and Sienna hit it off..and how.
A source recently told New York Daily News that the sex scene in the movie is 100% for real. 
"It's not simulated," the source said. "They're really doing it."
Of course Sienna's publicist denies the reports. "When you do a love scene there is a minimum of five people in the room. There's no real sex and the scene proves she knows how to give a good performance," she told TMZ.com.
At the movie's premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper told the New York Daily News that "Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us."
Oh, I bet it was. Heh.
When asked if the sex scene was real he stated, "I can't comment. You'll have to ask Sienna about it."
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Does Paris Have a Chance?
Court TV discusses Paris' lawsuit and what her chances may be of winning.
From CourtTV.com:
"..Hilton claims the site invades her privacy, violates her "common law right of publicity" and infringes her copyright, among other charges.
Does Paris Hilton have a legitimate case? We spoke with David J. Porter, a litigation attorney with Buchanan Ingersoll & Rooney in Pittsburgh, PA, to find out.
Q: What rights does Paris Hilton have on the items and documents that were auctioned off?
A: Assuming the Hanisses purchased the items at a legal foreclosure auction, they would have the right to dispose of the items largely as they wish. That includes re-selling the items to a third party, such as Persa. The fact that some of those items may be copyrighted does not prohibit the re-sale.
[However] if Ms. Hilton holds the copyright on some of those items, then the fact that the items were purchased in good faith at a legal foreclosure auction is not a defense to her copyright infringement claim.
[That] claim applies only to the three poems that she registered last week for copyright protection, and as to those, the new owner, even if he is a bona fide purchaser, may not do certain things, such as reproduce and sell them or publish them on the Internet for commercial gain.
Q: Are there laws protecting private documents such as medical records, licenses and passports?
A: There are statutes protecting medical records and other confidential documents, but they mostly apply to government agencies, financial institutions, schools, health care providers and the like. Most privacy statutes would not be applicable to individuals such as the defendants in Ms. Hilton's lawsuit. However, certain privacy laws may prohibit the disclosure or publication of personal records, and Ms. Hilton has invoked those in her complaint. 
Another aspect of the common law of privacy prohibits the public disclosure of private facts about an individual. But the rental agreement that Ms. Hilton, or her moving company, had with Public Storage may have provided (I have not seen the rental agreement) that upon failure to pay rent, all of the property in the rental unit could be removed and sold, auctioned off, thrown away or otherwise disposed of. If that is true, then the defendants may be able to argue that the materials were not as "private" and "confidential" as Ms. Hilton now alleges in her complaint. Merely because the items are commercially valuable (because they were Paris Hilton's) does not automatically make them "private."
Q: Has the site's owner invaded her privacy?
A: It depends upon which invasion of privacy claim is at issue. The right of publicity is one type of privacy that is protected by law, and the Web site owners may have invaded that element of Ms. Hilton's privacy notwithstanding, or one might say, especially because she is a celebrity whose name and image are commercially valuable.
It is possible to violate even a celebrity's right of privacy by disclosing embarrassing private facts. But the question in this case is whether the materials that were acquired through the foreclosure auction were truly private facts. Some of the facts that were disclosed on the Website were of a nature that many people would deem private and embarrassing. But the circumstances under which the materials came into the defendants' possession (apparently legal, even if inadvertent), the fact that Ms. Hilton may have compromised her own expectation of privacy by agreeing to provisions in the Public Storage rental contract and the mere fact of Ms. Hilton's celebrity may all work together to weaken her claim for invasion of privacy by public disclosure of private facts. 
By definition, celebrities have given up many aspects of their privacy. However, it would be incorrect to say that celebrities do not have a private life. There is a sense in which a celebrity establishes through her behavior and statements the boundaries of her private life, and the specific facts about a celebrity's life may determine whether it is more or less difficult to disclose embarassing private facts about her. That is particularly important in this case, because some would say that Ms. Hilton is a celebrity precisely because she initially sought and continues to cultivate celebrity status. Also, she became a celebrity in part because of the public disclosure of facts and images that many people would deem private. Ms. Hilton's disclosure of her personal life for public consumption in exchange for the benefits of celebrity may make it more difficult for her to argue that certain aspects of her life that most people would consider private are off-limits.
Q: What about her copyright infringement claim?
A: Ms. Hilton's complaint does not allege that she has registered, or applied to register, the copyrights on any of the photographs or videos at issue in this case, or even that she holds the copyrights on those items. That is apparently why her copyright infringement claim is so narrow: it only applies to the three poems.
Once the copyrights on those poems are registered, Ms. Hilton may recover actual damages, which in this instance probably means the profits that the defendants obtained by posting the copyrighted works on the Internet and inviting people to access the Website for a fee of $39.97.
[But] how many visitors to www.parisexposed.com were drawn to that Website because they wanted to read her poetry rather than because they wanted to view the other salacious items on the Website?
Q: Do you think Paris will win this case?
A: Of course it is difficult to predict the outcome of a lawsuit based on nothing more than a complaint. But Ms. Hilton appears to have some strong claims (copyright infringement as to the poems; common law and statutory right of publicity), while some of her other claims do not appear on their face to be as strong. Most civil cases filed in the United States are settled out of court. But if it does not settle, then I would say that Ms. Hilton is likely to prevail on some (but not all) of her claims.
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Wednesday Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Banks, Ernie - January/31/1931
Banks, Jonathan - January/31/1946
Channing, Carol - January/31/1923
Cole, Lloyd - January/31/1961
Driver, Minnie - January/31/1970
Gephardt, Richard - January/31/1941
Gilmer, Lance - January/31/1970
Glass, Philip - January/31/1937
Hackett, Bobby - January/31/1915
Jaworski, Al - January/31/1966
Karlstrom, Lisa - January/31/1974
Lydon (Rotten), John - January/31/1956
Lynch, Kelly - January/31/1959
Margolin, Stuart - January/31/1940
Musselwhite, Charlie - January/31/1944
Robinson, Jackie - January/31/1919
Rossi, Portia De - January/31/1973
Ryan, Nolan - January/31/1947
Timberlake, Justin - January/31/1981
Walter, Jessica - January/31/1940
Washington, Kerry - January/31/1977
Natalie Portman in Prague
Earlier today at the 'Goya's Ghosts' press conference.
I think she is gorgeous, although maybe a bit prissy from the stories I have heard. She is often compared to Keira Knightley, but I think Natalie is much softer on the eyes.
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The Police Reunite For Grammy Awards, Possible World Tour To Follow
The Police will reunite to open the 49th Annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles. 
The band, vocalist Sting, guitarist Andy Summers and drummer Stewart Copeland have earned five Grammy Awards in the past.
It is believed that they will launch a world tour after the appearance. Rumors have been swirling as to whether or not The Police have been practicing for the world tour at the Lions Gate Studios in Vancouver, B.C. for some time.
A&M Records has declined to verify the tour, but will only say that the band will be celebrating the 30 year anniversary of the hit song, 'Roxanne'.
“It is our intention to mark the anniversary by doing something special with the band's catalog of songs. Needless to say, everyone is hopeful the band will support our plans and while early discussions have taken place, nothing has been decided,” the label said in a statement.
Let's hope they do the World Tour, let's also hope that tickets aren't $300 a pop. I'd love to see them.
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Source: Earthtimes.org
Sidney Sheldon Dies of Pneumonia Complications
World renowned author, Sidney Sheldon, has died at the age of 89.
He died yesterday of complications from pneumonia at Eisenhower Medical Center in California.
His family was by his side at the time of death.
RIP.
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Source: BBC
1/30/07
VH1's 'I Love New York'
Okay, okay.
I have been meaning to make a great big post about VH1's 'I Love New York' since the season premiere a few weeks back. I better get to it before the season is over. Damn time flies.
(Now keep in mind when I wrote this I have yet to finish this weeks episode-I'm finishing the DVR tonight so I have NO IDEA who is getting let go..)
The season premiere sort of freaked me out. I thought I was going to hate the show. Although it has in a way grown on me, it still does not carry the dramatics that 'Flavor of Love' did. But obviously there is no way that men can possibly create as catty a reality show as women can. So, duh, I should have known that going into it.
First impressions? 
My first impression of Mr. Boston was, oh my gawd, what is this poor white boy doing there? He seemed far to dweebish to even be on the show. I had no idea how this guy would even be able to compete with the others. But a few shows into it, I sort of see the personality coming out in this guy. He's funny. And funny is good. My only hesitation now is the fact that he stated on the VH1 site that he has cheated on every single girlfriend he's ever dated. Not cool Bostontonio! Care to comment? 
Onix. Whoa, what a hottie. This guy (so far) seems to have it all. He's got manner, a bod and a personality to boot. So what is his flaw? Only time will tell...or not! 
The notorious Chance. I have to admit, I could NOT stand Chance in the beginning. When I saw him go off on Sister Patterson (who I think is whack anyhow) I immediately did not like him. He came off as brash, ghetto and rude. All I know is that if that had been my momma, mofo would have been GONE! But since then he has mellowed, and seems cool, but I still got on eye on him. 
Chance's brother Real seems very...real. One kool kat, doesn't feel the need to impress or overwhelm, and that's hella cool in a guy. But he may be lacking in theatrics, which is something that I think our dear New York needs. 
Bonez. I was sad to see that mofo leave. But New York was right. She would have corrupted that sweet ass. 
The steroid child of the house, 12 Pack. 12 Pack is way too self absorbed, and seemingly only in it for the competitive side of things. I would bet my 401K, life savings and IRA's all to the fact that this boy is in it for the exposure. And besides, he's too damn pretty. 
Heat..the Italian Stallion or whatever he is. This guy irritates me only because he is so easy to predict. Nothing about him excites me or stands out. Next! 
The craziest mofo of the house, Pootie. Thank goodness they sent that brother home. There was serious mental instability going on in that noggin of his. Throwing himself downstairs , having a complete breakdown on the show..it makes you wonder who did the casting for 'I Love New York'. Warning signs..? Any...? 
Rico Suave. Rico is a hottie who seems like a pretty cool guy to hang out with. He's a total hottie, and seems really sweet. If only I could believe that he was genuinely interested in New York.. 
Then there is Tango. I'm not sure what to think of Tango. So I don't really. 
The brokest motherfucker on the show, Tweed. That bitch claimed to have over $100 million in assets. He couldn't just say $10 million or $1 million...bitch had to call out $100 million. You just knew he was full of shit when he pulled that number out of his ass. 
Whiteboy seems cool. He just lost a great friend last week, and that was the most real I have seen the show be since it's premiere. He seems cool, but after seeing him go off about Pootie, I think he may have a chip on his shoulder.
Okay did I forget anyone? Oh well if I did.
There's my wrap up of the guys on VH1's 'I Love New York'. I still would bet my booty that New York will end up with Chance, because he's all 'thug' like she likes, and he disrespects her mother. Seems like a match made in heaven to me.
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Tyra Banks doodle
Harry Potter and a horse, sexually..almost
And the 2007 Miss America is..
Someone's on a short leash
One legged Terminator
Surreal it hurts
The MTV curse
Courtney Love to replace Paula Abdul?
Fergie, is that you?
That's Anna's bitch for ya..
Britney Spears goes brunette again *yawn*
Paula Abdul's looking hot
Christina Aguilera goes dancing 
Simply McDreamy
Jenna Jameson gets her own porn channel
Blacklisting Lindsay Lohan
Lily Allen hits the states
Say something nice, I dare ya
Kelly Brook is modest
Brandy sued for $50 million
Neve Campbell Gets Her Dogs Groomed
We haven't seen much of Neve around lately.
I think she looks great, even with the short hair and thinner body.
I'll be back to post more later, have errands to run today!
xoxo
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Paris Sues ParisExposed.com
Paris Hilton helped to shut down ParisExposed.com by serving the owner with a federal lawsuit.
The defendants are Nabil and Nabila Haniss of Culver City, Calif. They paid $2,775 for the storage items and then sold them for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, creator of ParisExposed.com.
The site was launched January 23rd, and shut down less than a week later. But not before the world got to see pictures and video of Paris skanking & drugging around. The site also included medical records (yes, she had a prescription for Valtrex), passports and all sorts of goodies.
Paris claims that the items went into storage a couple of years ago after her and her sister, Nicky, had moved out of a house that had been burglarized. She also says that it was the moving company who was supposed to pay the storage fees.
Ok, Paris, how long did you expect this moving company to pay for your 6,000 sq. ft. storage unit? It had been TWO YEARS!
Paris released a statement which accompanied the lawsuit,
"I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' (sic) private personal belongings for commercial gain," and she worries that some of the info may be used "to steal my identity, or even worse, to harass or stalk me."
Paris is looking to shut the site down, which looks to have already happened, and have all items returned to her. Because you know, there's a lot of sentimental value contained therein.
Tuesday Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Bakker, Femke - January/30/1972
Bale, Christian - January/30/1974
Balin, Marty - January/30/1942
Barea, Bianca - January/30/1974
Butler, Brett - January/30/1958
Cheney, Dick - January/30/1941
Collins, Phil - January/30/1951
Cox, Janae - January/30/1985
DeRenzo, Thomas - January/30/1956
Dorris, Michael - January/30/1945
Dutton, Charles S. - January/30/1951
Finley, Margot - January/30/1980
Hackman, Gene - January/30/1930
Higuchi, Chieko - January/30/1981
Khleo, Thomas - January/30/1989
O`Dell, Tony - January/30/1960
Pruett, Jeanne - January/30/1937
Redgrave, Vanessa - January/30/1937
Roosevelt, Franklin D. - January/30/1882
Rose, Jalen - January/30/1973
Rukeyser, Louise - January/30/1933
Thomas, Jake - January/30/1990
Valderrama, Wilmer - January/30/1980
Watley, Jody - January/30/1959
Wiemer, Robert - January/30/1938
1/29/07
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Guess who's gracing Playboy's Feb. 07' cover?
Angelina got her looks from her mother 
Photo from Brandy's car crash
Ellen & Portia, still madly in love
ParisExposed pics: Did you miss them?
Draw your vagina, heh.
Clay Aiken cruises web for a good lay
Paula Abdul: happy nutcase
Vanessa Williams comes clean about botox
Open late night!
Who is offering a child a twenty dollar bill?
Wentworth Miller does French magazine
Whose dad is a Scientologist?
Christopher Reeve's daughter engaged
Heidi Klum and daughter shop for hot shoes
Lance Bass & Reichen Lehmkuhl split
SAG honors Grey's Anatomy
..and T.R. Knight leaves Grey's Anatomy
Blades of Glory
Do the Pussycat Dolls make you horny?
Eva Longoria is naturally ugly
Katie Holmes turns down Batman sequel
Whose estate is on the market for a mere $32 Million?
King Negrito (hey, he's a celebrity!) gets too drunk to..
It seems that Mary-Kate isn't the only one who likes to bite
This usually well mannered starlet was hammered at Hyde this weekend
Tammy Lynn Michaels, partner of Melissa Etheridge defends Isaiah Washington
Survivor: Cook Islands' J.P. Calderon Comes Out
If any of you watch ''The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency' you'll know that Survivor: Cook Islands' J.P. Calderon was hired by Janice to represent him. 
Last week Instinct Magazine contacted Janice regarding offering J.P. a cover.
The only stipulation?
They only place 'out' gay men on their covers. That's when Janice had to go to J.P. and very delicately ask him if he were gay.
I'm sure that Janice already knew his sexual orientation, J.P. hung out at gay clubs and with gay men, but he had never come out publicly. And Janice, unlike Perez Hilton, just wanted J.P. to decide if he was ready or not to come out to the world. 
Now, the thing that pissed me off is that The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency reality show stretched this out two weeks.
We were supposed to see J.P. coming out last week but they ran it into a sort of 'To be continued..' bullshit ending. So it will be this Wednesday that we will see J.P. come out publicly.
"It’s not every day somebody gets slapped in the face with a major magazine like Instinct, Janice Dickinson, her TV show.. I think I’m just supposed to do this! I'm coming out and I'm living."
-J.P. Calderon, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency
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Whose Forehead Was It?
Last week I asked you to guess who was the owner of this forehead.
Allison was the first to guess correctly with Sarah Jessica Parker!
Kevin Federline's Super Bowl Commercial
Kevin Federline - LIFE COMES AT YOU FAST®
View teaser here!
Thank you Rachelle at Nationwide!
Niki Taylor Suing E!
Niki Taylor filed a lawsuit against E! Entertainment for alleged federal slander including intentional infliction of emotional distress regarding it's documentary of Taylor in "Blvd. of Broken Dreams." 
She is also alleging fraud, breach of contract and invasion of privacy.
Niki is claiming that E! falsely represented the viewpoint of an upcoming show about Taylor's life. She says that E! told her that the show would be about her current life and conquests, and not her past life in which she had endured the loss of a sister and a life threatening auto accident.
Niki is especially upset at how the show and a producer labeled Niki as a celebrity "who risked everything ... and lost."
On E!'s web site "Blvd. of Broken Dreams" is described as, "In a place between heaven and Hollywood, dreams turn tragic and fame goes sour fast."
Taylor responded in a statement saying, "My life is far from a 'boulevard of broken dreams."
"Blvd. of Broken Dreams" was played over and over in different time slots last week on E! despite pleas from Taylor's lawyers that it be pulled from the lineup.
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Source: http://news.aol.com/entertainment/tv/articles
Brandy To Be Charged With Manslaughter?
That's what the California Highway Patrol is recommending. 
They have referred the case to the city attorney's office for review.
Brandy was involved in a freeway crash last month in which she was at fault. Awatef Aboudihaj, 38, a Los Angeles mother of one, was taken to Holy Cross Hospital and died the next day.
"The office is currently reviewing the case and determining whether the evidence warrants the filing of a misdemeanor charge of vehicular manslaughter," Nick Velasquez, city attorney spokesman said.
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Source: showbuzz.cbsnews.com
Angelina Jolie's Mother Dies
Marcheline Bertrand, Angelina Jolie's mother, has died of cancer at the age of 56.
Angelina, her brother, James Haven, and Brad Pitt were at the hospital (Cedars-Sinai Medical Center) when she passed away.
Marcheline had been fighting cancer for more than seven years.
A private funeral was planned.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks donations be made to the Women's Cancer Research Institute at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
Cancer is such a terrible disease. I feel for Angelina and her brother. Let's hope the press gives them space at this time of grief.
Spicy
Source: CNN/Getty Images
Jaime Pressly at the SAG Awards
Is she not the most adorable one there?
She is absolutely flawless and definitely 'glowing'!
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1/28/07
Monday Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Aronoff, Ethan - January/29/1976
Ashford, Matthew - January/29/1960
Burns, Ed - January/29/1968
Carangi, Gia - January/29/1960
Chappuis, Eliane - January/29/1978
Cruz, Tracy Lynn - January/29/1976
Fields, W.C. - January/29/1880
Forsythe, John - January/29/1918
Gilbert, Sara - January/29/1975
Graham, Heather - January/29/1970
Greer, Germaine - January/29/1939
Jillian, Ann - January/29/1950
Johnson, Catherine E. - January/29/1976
Keegan, Andrew - January/29/1979
Kirchen, Bill - January/29/1948
Lang, Jonny - January/29/1981
Louganis, Greg - January/29/1960
Malikov, Dmitri - January/29/1970
Mandrell, Irlene - January/29/1956
Norton-Taylor, Judy - January/29/1958
Packard, Kelly - January/29/1975
Richter, Jason James - January/29/1980
Ross, Katharine - January/29/1942
Saul, Michael J. - January/29/1956
Selleck, Tom - January/29/1945
Singer, Marc - January/29/1948
Stemberger, Julia - January/29/1965
Szonert, Eliza - January/29/1974
Teng, Teresa - January/29/1953
Turturro, Nicholas - January/29/1962
Winfrey, Oprah - January/29/1954
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