From Coco and Ice-T!
Thanks David at PrettyontheOutside
After the death of Anna Nicole Smith the media has gone crazy coming up with similarities of her and Marilyn Monroe.
Now there is a new starlet following in the footsteps of Ms. Monroe.
Lindsay Lohan reportedly just bought the curvaceous bombshell's old two bedroom apartment in Los Angeles. She will be moving in once her rehab treatment is completed.
Lindsay says that she has long admired Monroe, and tries to be like her whenever she can.
"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."
Marilyn Monroe must be turning in her grave.
Happy Birthday to:
Aniston, Jennifer - February/11/1969
Apted, Michael - February/10/1941
Arnold, Dominic - February/10/1964
Banks, Elizabeth - February/10/1975
Brandy - February/11/1979
Cartwright, Lionel - February/10/1960
Crow, Sheryl - February/11/1962
D'Angelo - February/11/1974
Dern, Laura - February/10/1967
Flack, Roberta - February/10/1939
Gabor, Eva - February/11/1922
Girnth, Marco - February/10/1972
Gregory, III, Stephen - February/11/1965
Hickland, Catherine - February/11/1956
Hostetter, Kirk - February/11/1970
Lawrence, Matthew - February/11/1980
Louise, Tina - February/11/1934
Mendes, Sergio - February/11/1941
Neldel, Alexandra - February/11/1976
Neri, Francesca - February/10/1964
Nevil, Robbie - February/10/1961
Norman, Greg - February/10/1955
Papps, Alex - February/11/1969
Reynolds, Burt - February/11/1936
Rowland, Kelly - February/11/1981
Shinoda, Mike - February/11/1977
Slater, Kelly - February/11/1972
Spitz, Mark - February/10/1950
Stephanopolous, George - February/10/1961
Sylvester, Jason - February/10/1976
Valois, Valerie - February/10/1969
Wagner, Robert - February/10/1930
Webster, Lenny - February/10/1965
I love Jesus Martinez from Drunken Stepfather.
He tells it like it is.
The other day he called out the paparazzi for cashing in on a HALF MILLION DOLLARS with the video of a dead Anna Nicole Smith being wheeled out covered in a blanket.
(Now that's living large. Those paparazzi should take their kids to Disneyland with that half million.)
It seems that Jesus struck a nerve with what he wrote because now the paparazzi are all over his shit. And they really like to get all worked up too. It's cool. This reminds me of the X17/Perez Hilton feud.
From Drunken Stepfather:
"I wrote a post that ripped into the paparazzi for being petty pieces of shit for running after blogs who make no money while making 1/2 million dollars for some shitty video of a dead Anna Nicole.
I just read my comments and this is what was posted:
you are a fruit cake Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 4:10 pm e
Dude. You are a total FRUITCAKE. Without the paparazzi what would your blog be? Get off your moral high horse. The reason your video doesnt sell is its shit. The reason you dont make a cent of your blog is you steal contents from other blogs and you are a fruit cake.
Jesus. You are a bigger trainwreck than ANS
drunken step mom Says:
February 9th, 2007 at 4:12 pm e
you are only posting this in a vain attempt to drive traffic to your crap blog. Loser. You are SUCH a loser its amazing. Its well known iin the blog community how you stalk other bloggers.
I checked the IP and this is what it said:
Search results for: ! NET-12-158-232-192-1
OrgName: SPLASH NEWS, INC
Address: 330 WASHINGTON BLVD
City: MARINA DEL REY
NetRange: 126.96.36.199 - 188.8.131.52
OrgTechName: Smith, Kevin
Funny that he’d call me a stalker…like I was sitting outside your house in a van with a telephoto lens waiting for you to walk outside and get into your car or maybe like I followed you into the grocery store and took pictures of the bags to see what you’re buying so that I can turn around and sell the pics for 20,000 dollars to the media.
I don’t rip off blogs, I rip off message boards.
Thanks again to Joy from Pop on the Pop for taking care of The Smack while I was away.
You did a fabulous job, and I couldn't be happier. Especially amidst all of the Anna Nicole stuff going on. It seemed like the readers enjoyed you as well. Thank you so much, it meant a lot!
As most of you know I had surgery this week. As I was being wheeled into the operating room I learned of Anna Nicole's passing. Many hospital staffers asked me what I did for a living and when I told them, whoosh, we were off and talking about Anna Nicole. A few of the women took down my site address.
It is a little chilling to learn of someone's death right before you get put under for surgery..
I don't remember a whole lot about the surgery or the hospital stay, except for the little black button I got to push every ten minutes. Now that's what I call an 'Easy Button'.
So yeah, my surgery went well, and now I am in a bit of pain and have to stay drugged up. So forgive me (or just laugh at me) if I cannot type well the next few days.
All in all, I am happy with the results, and lets just put it this way, after many years of suffering girlie problems, I won't any longer, and I never have to worry about having a little monkey Spice.. :)
Tommy Lee likes to impress
Anna Nicole was our generation's Marilyn Monroe
Hilary Duff's new video
Anna Nicole's last movie
Video of Donatella Versace on Jimmy Kimmel
Video of Anna Nicole dying
Liv Tyler goes glam
Is this A-lister preggers?
Elle McPherson hasn't had sex in how many years?!
Paris Hilton says she doesnt know what to do
Eddie Murphy might be screwed
Keira Knightley does Esquire
Why were the Beckhams told, "NO"?!
Howard K. Stern can't be the executor AND the beneficiary of Anna's will
Spicy will be back tomorrow to hit ya up with some of that classic spicyness she delivers. Hot!
I just wanted to thank everyone except for that pathetic piece of shit who decided to insult me while I update for Spicy - just wanted to thank all the rest of you who were nice to me while I blogged for my buddy. I was just happy to help her out and give you some updates til she gets back.
Hope my blogging was alright. I'm sure you miss Spicy, I do too.
Thanks for your kindness. It means a lot. Sorry for the mushy stuff. Happy Friday!! :)
* Joy A *
Please don't ask me to decipher this or translate. I don't understand bitter, reckless dumbass. Just not fluent in that language... yet.
ME: BIG THINGS GOING ON IN THE NEWS. IF I HAVE TO SEE ANNA NICOLE SMITH ONE MORE TIME ON TELEVISION. THAT WOMAN AND HER PATERNITY TEST. .. AND SHE CAN HARDLY EVEN SPEAK NOW. SHE CAN’T EVEN SPEAK. SHE’S LIKE (I DO A BLANK AND MUMBLE INTO THE CAMERA) …YOU KNOW IT’S A TRAGEDY ALL AROUND. ..HER SON DIED. SHE HAS THIS LITTLE BABY. THERE’S OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF MEDICATION OR SUBSTANCE INVOLVED. I DON’T KNOW.
ELISABETH HASSELBECK: THAT’S AN ODD SITUATION.
KRISTIN CHENOWETH: OR NOT INVOLVED
ME: OR NOT INVOLVED, EVEN WORSE. BUT IT’S SORT OF LIKE DISTRACTING. THE ART OF DISTRACTION. THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE REAL.
ME: I THINK OUR CULTURE NOW.
EH:YOU THINK THE THE REPUBLICANS ARE PUTTING ANNA NICOLE ON THE TV ?
JOY BEHAR: YOU CAN’T BLAME THE REPUBLICANS FOR EVERYTHING.
EH:WE WERE THERE BEFORE. JUST NEEDED TO CHECK.
i was in the air when Anna Nicole Smith died
the plane landed
my phone rang
“Anna Nicole Smith died three hours ago,” my publicist said
“Do you have a comment?” she asked.
2 words only
sums it up
to tell the truth
to speak of her suffering
2 notice 2 care
more toxic than crack
and ur done
more tempting than sex
the suffering of someone else
all anyone wants
r people who they know
will keep them from going over the edge
keep me where the light is
Hey all. I already post like 15+ posts a day, more than a good 90% of bloggers - I'm obsessive compulsive like that. But I thought I was done for the day, then I came across this goody - Justin Timberlake and Scar Jo's video.
No wonder Cameron Diaz was pissed! This is a pretty hot video. It's like a short film in a way. "Short film," as in its 9 minutes long. The karma's pretty over the top in here too.
- Plus Rosie O'Donnell blogs about Anna Nicole's death.
You may think I'm mean for calling New York a tranny, well... I can be, did it take you this long to catch on?
New York's makeup emulates that of a tranny, her fake eyelashes are longer than my pubes (why did I go there? I dunno), and she dresses like a $20 hooker on her good days. But despite New York's undiscovered talent, continuous chain smoking and tangled horse weaves, I like her.
She never fails to entertain me. And her show is horrible, but that's okay too. The train wreck didn't know it was gonna suck and I guess she thought the dudes she picked were decent?! Anywho who, here's some excerpts from her article in Star magazine.
no baggage: "flavor flav [who twice chose new york as first runner-up on flavor of love] was not a good choice for my daughter. i'm sure he's a decent, kind, loving individual, but he has lots of family responsibilities, and she's a young lady with no children and no ties. she needs to be free.'
new york comes first: "the perfect guy must be "tender, kind, generous and want to have a wonderful relationship and a family with my daughter. and he must not cheat!'
love your fans: "i don't go out much, but when i do i gets lots of love - hugs, kisses, whatever. i find it to be extreme, but i'm enjoying it.'
what sister wants: "i am not a married woman, and that's all i'd like to say about my dating status right now. my man first and foremost has to love me - and my children - totally. and he has to be super-filthy, freakin' rich! '
It's nice to know Hollywood doesn't discriminate when it comes to damaging a starlet's fragile self-esteem. Turns out the rickety and robust alike are made to feel lousy for failing to achieve an impossibly high standard of beauty.
Keira Knightley, 21, who reveals that her prepossessing visage has been both a gift and a curse.
"I do think I must have a nice face because I'm completely aware my face gets me work," acknowledges the actress, who last month sued a British newspaper for implying her Ginsu-sharp clavicles and fat-free abs might be the result of an eating disorder.
"But the problem is that if you happen to be someone who people think of as pretty, you also get so many people whose business it is to comment on your looks."
"I've been to photo shoots," she recalls, "where the photographer has told me he'd kept my legs out of shot so I don't need to worry about them -- that of course makes you worry."
Not even her comely countenance escapes judgment.
"Then I've had makeup artists who've told me they need to shade the top of my nose so it won't look so broken," says Knightley. "I also got rejected for a job once because someone said I had a funny mouth."
As a result, she sighs, these supposed flaws become the "things you start to focus on. You start off thinking you're OK, then you have to go to some event and you remember you have a weird mouth, a broken nose and horrible legs."
A Humane Society Investigation Found That What's Labeled and Advertised As Faux Fur Isn't Always Fake
From the runway to the racks of mass retailers, fake fur is all the rage.
But a recent investigation by the Humane Society found that what's labeled and advertised as faux fur isn't always fake.
In testing a sampling of coats, they found that 24 out of 25 samples were mislabeled — most contained the fur of a raccoon dog, a dog that looks like a raccoon.
Wayne Pacelle, CEO of the Humane Society of the United States, found the news that fur advertised as fake can actually come from dogs outrageous.
"The images that we have seen in China are truly chilling — animals literally skinned alive for a product where we have an alternative this day in age," he said.
The Humane Society collected the coats they tested from a variety of major retailers, including Lord and Taylor, Saks Fifth Avenue, Macy's, Burlington Coat Factory and JC Penny.
They discovered that celebrity clothing lines were also at fault — real fur was found in clothing from Jay-Z's RocaWear line, P Diddy's Sean John label and Beyonce Knowles' House of Dereon brand.
"I think what we have found is that the industry at the design level and retail level just isn't paying attention, they are asleep at the wheel," Pacelle said.
-- Born Vickie Lynn Hogan, November 28, 1967 in Houston
--Told childhood friends she would be the next Marilyn Monroe
--Married Billy Wayne Smith in 1985 after meeting in a fried chicken restaurant (divorced 1993)
--Began modeling at age 20--Son Daniel born January 1986
--Worked at Wal-Mart and Red Lobster before becoming an exotic dancer
--Appeared in March 1992 Playboy, was centerfold in May
--Guess Jeans model
-- Playmate of the Year, 1993
--Treated at Betty Ford Center 1995
--At age 26, married oil billionaire J. Howard Marshall. He was 89 and died 14 months later.--Filed for bankruptcy, 1996
--Appears in her own reality show on E! in 2002, highest rated series on the network.
--Awarded nearly $500M by L.A. judge in case against her late husband's estate, later reduced to $88M, later appealed all the way to US Supreme Court, which found in Anna's favor in 2006, allowing her to pursue case in federal court.
--October 2003, Anna lost almost 80 pounds on TRIMSPA, for which she was spokeswoman.--Her "stepson" E. Pierce Marshall, with whom she battled in court, dies June 20, 2006 at age 67 after brief infection.
--Daughter Dannielynn born September 7, 2006--Son Daniel dies of overdose, September 10, 2006--Has "commitment ceremony" with attorney Howard K. Stern on a boat in the Bahamas, September 28, 2006. Not legally binding.--Anna dies at age 39, February 8, 2007, after collapsing in her Seminole Hard Rock Hotel room in Hollywood, Florida
Are Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow back in tandem?If they do get back together, I see "doomed" written all over the place. It's amazing that Sheryl hasn't been able to have a good, long lasting relationship. She's pretty and talented. And after being married, I don't think long-term relationships are at the top of Lance's agenda. Who knows what's on his agenda besides spending time with Jake Gyllenho?
The two had a messy split a year ago, but reportedly got together recently and are so friendly, that some are predicting they’ll start dating again.
Armstrong and Crow were spotted in Solvang, California, in a restaurant they used to visit when they were a couple, according to Star. The two reportedly stayed at the Royal Scandinavian Inn.
“I saw Sheryl in the lobby with Lance but she was only here for one night,” an inn staffer told the tab.
The source wouldn’t confirm whether the pair shared a room, but did reveal that in the past years, they booked separate rooms “for appearance’s sake,” and possibly to avoid detection.
Another source told Star that Crow was merely visiting members of the discovery Channel Pro Cycling Team, and Armstrong was there to lend support to his former team, which practices there.
But yet another insider says that the singer and the cyclist have become “extremely close” — but insists that as for now, they’re “just friends.”
Footage of the final moments of Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith's life sold for more than $500,000 Thursday after a media bidding war.I remember I couldn't possibly be more disgusted that the paps were snapping all kinds of shots of Princess Diana while she was trapped inside her car after her fatal crash.
The video shows paramedics working on the unresponsive reality star as she was wheeled from the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Fla.
Splash News screened the videotape to potential media buyers at their Los Angeles headquarters just hours after Smith's death Thursday afternoon.
Emergency responders appear to administer CPR on two separate occasions as the TrimSpa spokeswoman was wheeled out of the hotel on a gurney, according to FOX News Channel producer Christopher Spinder, who viewed the tape.
Her companion and lawyer, Howard K. Stern, is not visible in the video.
The two-minute tape, shot from three different angles from a distance of about 50 feet, shows Smith's sheet-covered body, with an oxygen mask over her face, being taken out of the Hard Rock Hotel by a gaggle of emergency responders, including paramedics and police.
They are so effing classy! Some laws seriously need to be made to protect celebrities from these insensitive, money grubbing assholes aka the paparazzi. Disgusting.
Questions compiled by People. Can't wait for the truth to come out.
How did she die?
Unknown. An autopsy Friday and a toxicology test will ultimately decide cause of death. Smith had battled health problems recently and there was a nurse in the hotel room with her. It's not known why the nurse was there, but Smith was hospitalized in November for pneumonia and suffered flu-like symptoms before her death. Also, Cyril Wecht, the Smith-hired pathologist who believed Smith's son died of a combination of medication and a heart condition, says that Smith could have had the same heart problem.
What's the status of the inheritance?
It had been looking good for Smith. She claimed her late husband, oil billionaire husband J. Howard Marshall II, promised her millions. After he died in 1995, she tangled with Marshall's son. A California bankruptcy judge awarded Smith $474 million, later overruled by a federal judge who reduced it to $88 million. An appeals court then ruled she was entitled to nothing because the federal courts lacked jurisdiction in a matter that should be handled in Texas state court. But the Supreme Court recently overturned that decision, and allowed lawyers to go the next round in federal court, which is where the case stands.
Would Dannielynn get the inheritance?
Unknown. As Smith's only surviving child – son Daniel died three days after Danielynn's birth – the daughter is theoretically entitled to most if not nearly all of Smith's estate, including any inheritance. Smith's death, however, throws the already tangled inheritance fight into chaos. Also, it's still unknown whether Smith had a will, and, if so, what provisions she made for her daughter. If she died without a will, by law everything would go to Dannielynn. The matter likely will be tied up in courts for years.
Were Howard K. Stern and Anna Nicole Smith ever legally married?
No. They had what they called a "commitment ceremony" on Sept. 28 in the Bahamas, but it was not legally binding under Bahamian or American law. "They were partners, soul mates," says Smith's lawyer.
Who is Dannielynn's father?
Unclear. Both Stern and photographer Larry Birkhead, a former boyfriend of Smith's, claim paternity. Just the day before Smith's death, the judge in a suit brought by Birkhead ordered DNA tests of Smith and the baby to determine the father. Shortly after she died, Birkhead's lawyers sought an emergency order to have DNA taken from Smith's corpse, which Smith's attorney denounced as "the lowest form of behavior one could imagine."
Who will have custody of Dannielynn?
For now, Stern. The question of custody is intertwined with paternity, and the courts will ultimately decide. Currently, Stern considers himself the father and is maintaining custody of the baby, though at the time of Smith's death, the child was in the Bahamas with friends of Smith.
Was she taking drugs at the time of her death?
Yes, flu medication, according to a source. The toxicology test will determine whether she had been taking any other legal or illegal drugs. Smith also was under a psychiatrist's care, but it wasn't known whether she was taking drugs as part of her treatment.
Why was she in Florida?
Apparently for vacation. Police say she was a "frequent patron" of the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Fla., and had shot a TrimSpa video there last year. She had checked in on Monday and was scheduled to leave on Friday.
Is Stern a suspect?
Not identified. Police have not even determined if there was foul play, much less identified anybody as a suspect. Stern had gone to Florida with Smith, but police have not disclosed whether he was in the hotel room with her when she collapsed.
How does this affect the investigation into her son's death?
It doesn't. Bahamian authorities will go forward next month with the inquest into 20-year-old Daniel's death last September. Authorities want to hear from Stern, who was present during Daniel's death and was also with Anna Nicole during her trip to Florida.