I'm loving the nipples!
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2/17/07
Britney Spears Completely Cracks, Shaves Entire Head
I'm not too sure what to say about this one.
The no underwear clam flashing, the vomiting in public, it doesn't touch this.
Unlike the other shenanigans, this incident scares me. It makes me wonder if this girl is going to hurt herself. Britney needs help...like, yesterday. I'm thinking a nice vacation at a hospital and a balanced diet of antidepressants is in order.
Kevin Federline may be a dirt bag and all but at least he is mentally able to care for his children. I'm not so sure about Britney.
Let me add that I am not against shaving your head, even if you are female, but for Britney Spears, this is completely out of character.
Somebody save Britney Spears.
Britney shaves her head
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(Thanks to everyone for the alerts in my inbox. There was no way I could miss them when I checked my inbox!)
2/16/07
Eminem's Ex Talks About His Manhood During Radio Interview
Kim Mathers, the twice ex-wife of Eminem, was interviewed on WKQI 95.5FM's 'Mojo in the Morning' show today. 
There was nothing held back as she ranted and raved about how much she hates him and how little his dick is.
"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all."
"If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work." She went on to say that sex with Em was bad in bed and that he isn't very well endowed.
"His relationship with the kids has (gone) downhill." Besides Hailie, Em and Kim also take care of Hailie's cousin, Alaina. "Since he left the house (this month), I don't know what he's doing. His visits are few and far between, and when he does come around, it's nothing positive."
She also said that when he is around he is "always yelling and complaining about something." She said Hailie always asks, " 'Why's dad acting so weird?' That's what they say every day."
"It's a shame that I've moved on and Kim hasn't," Eminem said in a statement released Friday afternoon via his publicist, Dennis Dennehy. "Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop."
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Source: detnews.com
Brintey Bounces In and Then Out of Rehab
Rumors have been swirling all day about Britney supposedly entering a rehabilitation center.
EXTRA reported that Britney flew from New York to Miami to enter a treatment center, but now gossip site, TMZ is reporting that the center was actually located outside of the country and that Britney decided to leave the very next day.
Jeeze Britney, get it together will you?
Foxy Brown Needs to Get Bitch Slapped
Foxy Brown was arrested and thrown in the slammer last night after hurling hair glue at a beauty shop employee and later "swatted" an officer.
She was charged with battery and resisting an officer with violence. A $1500 bond has been posted and she is expected to be released this afternoon.
As the story goes, Foxy was trying different beauty products in the bathroom of Queen Beauty Supply in Miami. When closing time came, the employee, a male, told her she had to leave. She tweaked out on him, refused to leave and threw hair glue at him. As if that wasn't enough, she pulled the ultimate disrespecting move when he called for police assistance. She spit on him.
It's not yet known how this would affect her probation. Foxy was put on three years probation back in 2004 for a similar incident involving manicurists.
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Source:Assoc.Press
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Father & Son on Valentine's Day
Aren't these the most darling photos of Gavin Rossdale and son Kingston?
Mommy Gwen was there too but hell, we see enough of her everywhere. So I chose to only post the father and son pics. Little Kingston is just so damn cute...I could just eat him up!
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PhotoSource:ONTD
Late Start!
I apologize for the very late start today. I woke up and wasn't feeling so well, so I went back to sleep for a bit. But here I am...better late than never!
xoxo
2/15/07
Joe Rogan & Carlos Mencia: Bitchfight!
Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia really got into it Saturday night.
The fight started when Joe called Carlos, 'Carlos Menstealia' while introducing the next comedian onstage at The Comedy Store.
(Many comics think that Mencia steals a lot of material from them.)
Carlos was apparently within hearing distance and that's when it all happened..
Here's the video
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Here's the explanation on Joe Rogan's website.
"So here's how it all went down...
I had a set at the comedy store Saturday night, and after I closed, I was bringing on the next comedian, a guy named Kirk Fox that works for Carlos Mencia.
I introduce him saying that he's a funny guy, and that he opens on the road for Carlos "Menstealia." That’s the name we call him at the comedy store, and of course Carlos doesn't like it one bit.
Carlos was apparently in the room when I said this, and the perfect combination of ego and timing made him decide that this was the night to put his foot down.
As I got off stage and headed towards the back of the room, he grabbed the mike away from Kirk, and said that I was too much of a pussy to say that shit to his face.
Which to me, is something akin to the hottest girl in the world daring you to fuck her while you're standing there in her bedroom naked with a boner.
Of course I had to disagree with him, and I decided to get onstage with him and have this "meeting of the minds" as it were.
Now, a lot of comics have had a problem with Carlos stealing material for a long time now, but for whatever reason, many of them don't like to talk about it publicly, mostly because they're afraid that people are going to think that they're just jealous. That, and they're worried about him using his power in "Hollywood" to have them black balled for talking badly about him. But in private, they talk about it. A LOT.
It's a huge problem at the comedy store, to the point where some really good comics are refusing to go onstage if he's there watching the show, and others have a signal system to alert the guy onstage that Carlos has walked into the room.
It's really THAT BAD.
It's like a dark cloud that hovers over the place when he's performing there. He walks by and people literally stop their conversations and move away.
For whatever reason, the owner of the comedy store, Mitzi Shore, has always let him go up there, perhaps because he started there and the fact that she was actually the one to name himself Carlos Mencia instead of his actual name of Ned. Or, maybe she just wasn't aware of how big of a problem it had become. Either way, it's her club, and she's done so much for comedy in general, and me in particular, that I would never question her about any of her decisions. In fact, I had never even talked to her personally about the problem until today.
Quite honestly, I'm happy to get this video and this blog out there, so that hopefully this can be the last time that I have talk about it.
Even I'm getting sick of me talking about it at this point.
To give you a little background, when I first moved to Hollywood way back in 1994 Carlos and I were actually friends.
We hung out together a bunch of times. Played pool together, went to the gym, hung out at the store, all kinds of shit. That's also how I know that he's really half German and Half Honduran and not Mexican. I know it, because he told me himself.
I thought that it was weird to use a fake name, but who gives a shit really. No big deal.
Other than that he seemed to be a cool guy.
Then I started to see it. Over and over again, I would see him do jokes that I knew I had heard before. Then I saw some real obvious shit. Some jokes that I knew were Paul Mooney's, some that were right off a Richard Pryor album. I brought it up to him, and he gave me this half assed denial that I knew was a lie. That was the end of our friendship.
I didn't hate the guy, but there was no way I could hang around with him knowing he's a thief.
For someone who is not a comic, and doesn't understand what the big deal is about comics stealing jokes, please let me try to explain it to you.
It's hard to come up with material. It takes a lot of work, a lot of rewriting, sometimes an approach bombs and you have to rethink it, and often it's a long process until you get to a finished product.
Now, occasionally a joke will come to you in full form, but for the most part it's just an idea that can become a great bit with some work.
Now, when you work hard on a bit and polish and craft it, and then someone just disrespects the whole process, steps in, steals it and performs it as his own, that's a pretty intense creative violation.
I've been in the back of a club while a guy was onstage doing one of my bits and believe me that's a shitty fucking feeling. It's like watching your girlfriend getting fucked onstage by a liar while the whole audience cheers.
What's even worse, is if you're a struggling comic, and the guy stealing your shit has his own show on Comedy Central.
Now, our little "beef" started out about a year and a half ago when Carlos was on the radio in Tucson, Arizona doing "the Frank show", and he started talking shit about me, mainly telling a bunch of weird lies about a recent night where we had worked together back to back at the store. Unfortunately for him, the DJ sent me an mp3 of the discussion, and we actually had the evening he was referring to in his story on video, and we posted it up on the internet for all to see and laugh at. His version of the night was nothing more than a weird mix of lies and bragging, and it was pretty obvious to anyone seeing the video and listening to him on the radio that the guy is screwy.
Ever since then, shit talking has been going on back and forth from both sides, and to be honest I've been baiting him into a "conversation" to expose him and end this all for a while now, I just never thought he would actually be dumb enough to want to do it in front of an audience, especially when he knew that we were filming it.
Ego is a motherfucker, I guess.
Either way, I'm glad we got this over with. For the record, I don't hate the guy. I never really did. I hated what he was doing, but him as a person it's really more like I felt pity for him. The dude was living a gigantic lie, and no matter how fucked up and powerful your ego is, there's got to be a part of the back of his brain that realizes what's going on, and cringes at the reality. I think maybe it's even his own subconscious knowing that he's doing something wrong that forced him into this un-winnable battle. I'm completely convinced that if I ever got that dude high he would curl up into the fetal position and cry for hours.
Either that, or launch himself off a cliff.
When all was said and done at the end of the night, especially after I saw the video, I actually felt sorry for him. I think there's part of him that actually believes his own bullshit. I compared him to OJ in the video, in that they've both convinced themselves that they're innocent, and really I think it's a valid comparison.
Stand up comedy is an awesome, amazing way to make a living, and the comedy store is the greatest place to practice it in the known universe. It's just a really fun place, and there's a ton of funny comics that hang around there, and for the most part it's a really positive environment.
We support each other, and we make each other laugh. We have fun together, except for this one little problem. Hopefully this video will help fix that, and make everything nice-nice again."
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Sources: ONTD/JoeRogan.net
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Breaking News: Audioslave to Split Up
Rolling Stone is saying that there is a 99.9% chance of Audioslave Breaking Up.
Chris Cornell sent out a press release announcing the release of his new solo album Carry On and also announcing that he’s leaving Audioslave. “Due to irresolvable personality conflicts as well as musical differences, I am permanently leaving the band Audioslave. I wish the other three members nothing but the best in all of their future endeavors.”
So once again this leaves the ex-Rage members without a front man.
Could Rage Against the Machine or even Soundgarden reunite as if they were never apart?
I wish.
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Source:RollingStone
Nicole Richie & Her 'Big Lump' Boyfriend
What does she see in that lumpy doofus of a guy? 
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Photos: ONTD
Justin Timberlake Warns 'Someone' Against Becoming a Sloppy Drunk
Justin Timberlake won the Best International Male Solo Artist at the Brit Awards yesterday, and during his acceptance speech, he warned a friend against drinking too much.
Could that 'friend' have been Britney Spears?
"Thank you very much for this," Timberlake, said via streaming video. "I'm very flattered. I'm actually on tour so I couldn't be there. Everyone have a great night. Stop drinking! You know who you are. I'm speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy...OK! Magazine is going to say something bad about you!"
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Source: BreatheHeavy
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