I'm loving the nipples!
Spicy
Thanks to PrettyontheOutside!
2/17/07
Britney Spears Completely Cracks, Shaves Entire Head
I'm not too sure what to say about this one.
The no underwear clam flashing, the vomiting in public, it doesn't touch this.
Unlike the other shenanigans, this incident scares me. It makes me wonder if this girl is going to hurt herself. Britney needs help...like, yesterday. I'm thinking a nice vacation at a hospital and a balanced diet of antidepressants is in order.
Kevin Federline may be a dirt bag and all but at least he is mentally able to care for his children. I'm not so sure about Britney.
Let me add that I am not against shaving your head, even if you are female, but for Britney Spears, this is completely out of character.
Somebody save Britney Spears.
Britney shaves her head
More on Britney's Shaved Head:
Britney Gets New Tattoo
Britney Shaves F*cking Head!
Britney Goes From Bald Eagle to Bald Head
Britney Shaves Head Gets Tattoos
(Thanks to everyone for the alerts in my inbox. There was no way I could miss them when I checked my inbox!)
2/16/07
Eminem's Ex Talks About His Manhood During Radio Interview
Kim Mathers, the twice ex-wife of Eminem, was interviewed on WKQI 95.5FM's 'Mojo in the Morning' show today. 
There was nothing held back as she ranted and raved about how much she hates him and how little his dick is.
"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all."
"If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work." She went on to say that sex with Em was bad in bed and that he isn't very well endowed.
"His relationship with the kids has (gone) downhill." Besides Hailie, Em and Kim also take care of Hailie's cousin, Alaina. "Since he left the house (this month), I don't know what he's doing. His visits are few and far between, and when he does come around, it's nothing positive."
She also said that when he is around he is "always yelling and complaining about something." She said Hailie always asks, " 'Why's dad acting so weird?' That's what they say every day."
"It's a shame that I've moved on and Kim hasn't," Eminem said in a statement released Friday afternoon via his publicist, Dennis Dennehy. "Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop."
Spicy
Source: detnews.com
Brintey Bounces In and Then Out of Rehab
Rumors have been swirling all day about Britney supposedly entering a rehabilitation center.
EXTRA reported that Britney flew from New York to Miami to enter a treatment center, but now gossip site, TMZ is reporting that the center was actually located outside of the country and that Britney decided to leave the very next day.
Jeeze Britney, get it together will you?
Foxy Brown Needs to Get Bitch Slapped
Foxy Brown was arrested and thrown in the slammer last night after hurling hair glue at a beauty shop employee and later "swatted" an officer.
She was charged with battery and resisting an officer with violence. A $1500 bond has been posted and she is expected to be released this afternoon.
As the story goes, Foxy was trying different beauty products in the bathroom of Queen Beauty Supply in Miami. When closing time came, the employee, a male, told her she had to leave. She tweaked out on him, refused to leave and threw hair glue at him. As if that wasn't enough, she pulled the ultimate disrespecting move when he called for police assistance. She spit on him.
It's not yet known how this would affect her probation. Foxy was put on three years probation back in 2004 for a similar incident involving manicurists.
Spicy
Source:Assoc.Press
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Father & Son on Valentine's Day
Aren't these the most darling photos of Gavin Rossdale and son Kingston?
Mommy Gwen was there too but hell, we see enough of her everywhere. So I chose to only post the father and son pics. Little Kingston is just so damn cute...I could just eat him up!
Spicy
PhotoSource:ONTD
Late Start!
I apologize for the very late start today. I woke up and wasn't feeling so well, so I went back to sleep for a bit. But here I am...better late than never!
xoxo
2/15/07
Joe Rogan & Carlos Mencia: Bitchfight!
Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia really got into it Saturday night.
The fight started when Joe called Carlos, 'Carlos Menstealia' while introducing the next comedian onstage at The Comedy Store.
(Many comics think that Mencia steals a lot of material from them.)
Carlos was apparently within hearing distance and that's when it all happened..
Here's the video
(Video down? Try this)
Here's the explanation on Joe Rogan's website.
"So here's how it all went down...
I had a set at the comedy store Saturday night, and after I closed, I was bringing on the next comedian, a guy named Kirk Fox that works for Carlos Mencia.
I introduce him saying that he's a funny guy, and that he opens on the road for Carlos "Menstealia." That’s the name we call him at the comedy store, and of course Carlos doesn't like it one bit.
Carlos was apparently in the room when I said this, and the perfect combination of ego and timing made him decide that this was the night to put his foot down.
As I got off stage and headed towards the back of the room, he grabbed the mike away from Kirk, and said that I was too much of a pussy to say that shit to his face.
Which to me, is something akin to the hottest girl in the world daring you to fuck her while you're standing there in her bedroom naked with a boner.
Of course I had to disagree with him, and I decided to get onstage with him and have this "meeting of the minds" as it were.
Now, a lot of comics have had a problem with Carlos stealing material for a long time now, but for whatever reason, many of them don't like to talk about it publicly, mostly because they're afraid that people are going to think that they're just jealous. That, and they're worried about him using his power in "Hollywood" to have them black balled for talking badly about him. But in private, they talk about it. A LOT.
It's a huge problem at the comedy store, to the point where some really good comics are refusing to go onstage if he's there watching the show, and others have a signal system to alert the guy onstage that Carlos has walked into the room.
It's really THAT BAD.
It's like a dark cloud that hovers over the place when he's performing there. He walks by and people literally stop their conversations and move away.
For whatever reason, the owner of the comedy store, Mitzi Shore, has always let him go up there, perhaps because he started there and the fact that she was actually the one to name himself Carlos Mencia instead of his actual name of Ned. Or, maybe she just wasn't aware of how big of a problem it had become. Either way, it's her club, and she's done so much for comedy in general, and me in particular, that I would never question her about any of her decisions. In fact, I had never even talked to her personally about the problem until today.
Quite honestly, I'm happy to get this video and this blog out there, so that hopefully this can be the last time that I have talk about it.
Even I'm getting sick of me talking about it at this point.
To give you a little background, when I first moved to Hollywood way back in 1994 Carlos and I were actually friends.
We hung out together a bunch of times. Played pool together, went to the gym, hung out at the store, all kinds of shit. That's also how I know that he's really half German and Half Honduran and not Mexican. I know it, because he told me himself.
I thought that it was weird to use a fake name, but who gives a shit really. No big deal.
Other than that he seemed to be a cool guy.
Then I started to see it. Over and over again, I would see him do jokes that I knew I had heard before. Then I saw some real obvious shit. Some jokes that I knew were Paul Mooney's, some that were right off a Richard Pryor album. I brought it up to him, and he gave me this half assed denial that I knew was a lie. That was the end of our friendship.
I didn't hate the guy, but there was no way I could hang around with him knowing he's a thief.
For someone who is not a comic, and doesn't understand what the big deal is about comics stealing jokes, please let me try to explain it to you.
It's hard to come up with material. It takes a lot of work, a lot of rewriting, sometimes an approach bombs and you have to rethink it, and often it's a long process until you get to a finished product.
Now, occasionally a joke will come to you in full form, but for the most part it's just an idea that can become a great bit with some work.
Now, when you work hard on a bit and polish and craft it, and then someone just disrespects the whole process, steps in, steals it and performs it as his own, that's a pretty intense creative violation.
I've been in the back of a club while a guy was onstage doing one of my bits and believe me that's a shitty fucking feeling. It's like watching your girlfriend getting fucked onstage by a liar while the whole audience cheers.
What's even worse, is if you're a struggling comic, and the guy stealing your shit has his own show on Comedy Central.
Now, our little "beef" started out about a year and a half ago when Carlos was on the radio in Tucson, Arizona doing "the Frank show", and he started talking shit about me, mainly telling a bunch of weird lies about a recent night where we had worked together back to back at the store. Unfortunately for him, the DJ sent me an mp3 of the discussion, and we actually had the evening he was referring to in his story on video, and we posted it up on the internet for all to see and laugh at. His version of the night was nothing more than a weird mix of lies and bragging, and it was pretty obvious to anyone seeing the video and listening to him on the radio that the guy is screwy.
Ever since then, shit talking has been going on back and forth from both sides, and to be honest I've been baiting him into a "conversation" to expose him and end this all for a while now, I just never thought he would actually be dumb enough to want to do it in front of an audience, especially when he knew that we were filming it.
Ego is a motherfucker, I guess.
Either way, I'm glad we got this over with. For the record, I don't hate the guy. I never really did. I hated what he was doing, but him as a person it's really more like I felt pity for him. The dude was living a gigantic lie, and no matter how fucked up and powerful your ego is, there's got to be a part of the back of his brain that realizes what's going on, and cringes at the reality. I think maybe it's even his own subconscious knowing that he's doing something wrong that forced him into this un-winnable battle. I'm completely convinced that if I ever got that dude high he would curl up into the fetal position and cry for hours.
Either that, or launch himself off a cliff.
When all was said and done at the end of the night, especially after I saw the video, I actually felt sorry for him. I think there's part of him that actually believes his own bullshit. I compared him to OJ in the video, in that they've both convinced themselves that they're innocent, and really I think it's a valid comparison.
Stand up comedy is an awesome, amazing way to make a living, and the comedy store is the greatest place to practice it in the known universe. It's just a really fun place, and there's a ton of funny comics that hang around there, and for the most part it's a really positive environment.
We support each other, and we make each other laugh. We have fun together, except for this one little problem. Hopefully this video will help fix that, and make everything nice-nice again."
Spicy
Sources: ONTD/JoeRogan.net
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Ali Landry's fake see thru top
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Jessica Simpson in Allure magazine
Yet ANOTHER baby daddy of Dannielynn
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Donald Trump to shave his head? We hope so.
Playboy butter face Sargeant gets discharged
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Breaking News: Audioslave to Split Up
Rolling Stone is saying that there is a 99.9% chance of Audioslave Breaking Up.
Chris Cornell sent out a press release announcing the release of his new solo album Carry On and also announcing that he’s leaving Audioslave. “Due to irresolvable personality conflicts as well as musical differences, I am permanently leaving the band Audioslave. I wish the other three members nothing but the best in all of their future endeavors.”
So once again this leaves the ex-Rage members without a front man.
Could Rage Against the Machine or even Soundgarden reunite as if they were never apart?
I wish.
Spicy
Source:RollingStone
Nicole Richie & Her 'Big Lump' Boyfriend
What does she see in that lumpy doofus of a guy? 
Spicy
Photos: ONTD
Justin Timberlake Warns 'Someone' Against Becoming a Sloppy Drunk
Justin Timberlake won the Best International Male Solo Artist at the Brit Awards yesterday, and during his acceptance speech, he warned a friend against drinking too much.
Could that 'friend' have been Britney Spears?
"Thank you very much for this," Timberlake, said via streaming video. "I'm very flattered. I'm actually on tour so I couldn't be there. Everyone have a great night. Stop drinking! You know who you are. I'm speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy...OK! Magazine is going to say something bad about you!"
Spicy
Source: BreatheHeavy
Who's the Teen?
Can you guess who this ordinary teen is? You see her around town a lot these days..
Yep, it's Kim Kardashian!
Pamela Anderson Attends Kelly Slater's Birthday Bash
Looks like Momma has been indulging in some party favors..
This woman's life expectancy can't be much more than 50. I wonder when Pam will slow down and focus on her health?
Nasty tongue alert!
Spicy
Photos: HQCB
Paris Hilton Attends Ball With 74 Year Old
Paris Hilton attended the Opera Ball in Vienna, the high class society event of the season , with 74-year-old married construction magnate Richard Lugner.
Lugner is a dirty old man who invites (and employs, I'm sure) a sexy female celebrity to attend the Ball with him each year. In the past his arm candy has been Pam Anderson and Geri Halliwell.
His wife must have married for money because I don't know a bitch who loves her husband who would allow that to take place.
Barbara Kroth, a stuffy, retired real estate agent who looks forward to the event each year said of Hilton attending, "This makes a farce of the Opera Ball."
Security had to whisk Paris away during an autograph session at a local mall in Vienna today. The crowd obviously couldn't stand the bimbo and threw lipstick, papers and cigarette packs at the heiress.
Heh.
Spicy
Source: Fox News
PhotoSource: HQCB
Cameron Diaz Heads to Kelly Slater's Birthday Bash
They may not be dating but that doesn't meant that Cameron couldn't help celebrate her good friend's 35th birthday party last night.
Slater ended rumors of the two being romantically involved by bringing a new, Brazillian model girlfriend out this past weekend to a golf and fashion party.
Says a source, "They were definitely a couple at the event. Kelly wouldn't identify his new girl, but we all knew she was extremely special to him. Cameron quickly became a thing of the past."
Spicy
Source: Starpulse
Photos: HQCB
You Can Buy Mariah Carey's Legs
Well, sorta.
An autographed pair of replicated Mariah Carey legs will be up for bid on eBay, from February 12th -February 21st with all proceeds benefiting The Fresh Air Fund, an independent, not-for-profit agency that has provided free summer vacations to more than 1.7 million New York City children from low-income communities since 1877.
Fresh Air children visit volunteer host families in 13 Northeastern states or attend sleep-away camp. The centerpiece of The Fund's Career Awareness Program is Camp Mariah, named in honor of Board member/singer Mariah Carey for her dedication, support and commitment to Fresh Air youngsters.
The auction can be viewed at, http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280081977849.
At the time of this post the legs are at $1125.00.
"I'm thrilled to be participating in this auction with Venus," said Mariah Carey. "I'm glad that the proceeds from the sale of my 'legs' will benefit underprivileged children, and a charity that is near and dear to me."
My guess is some middle aged blue collar with a foot fetish will buy the legs and never leave the house again.
Mariah in London earlier today
Spicy
Source: PressRelease
Photos: HQCB/eBay
Charlize Theron Offends CNN Correspondant
And then offers to make out with him.
Charlize Theron shocked CNN reporter, Rick Sanchez, by saying she wanted to make out with him during a tense interview about Cuba.
The interview was regarding Theron's recent trip to Cuba where she had just produced the movie, 'East of Havana', a story about hip hop rappers in the country, who must have all their lyrics approved by government before performing.
Sanchez and his family once fled Cuba to avoid Fidel Castro's regime. The Cuban born reporter took offense and became irritated at Theron for comparing freedom in America to that of communist Cuba and accused her of not having a very high opinion of the United States.
Sanchez has since called the comment "a way for a beautiful woman to get a guy to change the subject."
See it here:
Milli Vanilli Get Their Own Movie
According to Variety magazine, a movie about the publicly humiliated pop group of the 80's will be underway soon.
Universal Pictures is working on a film about Fabrice Morvan and Rob Pilatus of the group Milli Vanilli.
Milli Vanilli won a 'Best New Artist' Grammy in 1990 but had the award revoked after it was discovered that it was all a sham. The two shoulder pad & spandex wearing men were not the actual singers of the group. They performed to audiences using prerecorded material which was all fine until one day the music skipped.
I never understood why the men who actually sang on the album didn't get the Grammy Award in place of the deceptive duo that previously took center stage.
Jeff Nathanson, who wrote Catch Me If You Can starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks, will also write the motion picture about Milli Vanilli.
Says Nathanson about the project, "I've always been fascinated by the notion of fakes and frauds, and in this case, you had guys who pulled off the ultimate con, selling 30 million singles and 11 million albums and then becoming the biggest laughing-stocks of pop entertainment."
Spicy
Source: ActressArchives/Wikipedia
Thursday's Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Avory, Mick - February/15/1944
Bakocevic, Nebojsa - February/15/1965
Berenson, Marisa - February/15/1946
Boyd, Brandon - February/15/1976
Bozzo, Sam - February/15/1969
Butler, Damon - February/15/1972
Cafagna, Ashley Lyn - February/15/1983
Campbell, Ali - February/15/1959
Connella, David - February/15/1965
Conrad, James A. - February/15/1955
Craig, Mikey - February/15/1960
Easton, Michael - February/15/1967
Egelund, Helene - February/15/1965
Farley, Chris - February/15/1964
Groening, Matt - February/15/1954
Linsley, Jennifer - February/15/1973
Manchester, Melissa - February/15/1951
McDonald, Christopher - February/15/1955
O`Conner, Renee - February/15/1971
Sands, Renee - February/15/1974
Schilling, Vivian - February/15/1968
Seymour, Jane - February/15/1951
Thomas, Ariana - February/15/1978
Zetterberg, Hanna - February/15/1973
(Yes, that is Spicy with Brandon!)
2/14/07
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Smoking hot Adriana Lima pics
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Madonna H&M photo campaign
Heather Mills throws her leg around
Ben Affleck's ass loses it's virginity
Get messages from Britney Spears
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A very Harriet Carter Valentine's Day
Mary J. Blige had a gun held to her head
The doctor who prescribed methadone for Anna Nicole
Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller as The Hardy Boys
Good enough for Justin Timberlake but not American Idol
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Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have a late night booty call
The Real Howard Stern is Engaged
I don't know how many times I heard Howard say that he would never marry again after his marriage of 22 years with Alison Berns failed. 
Howard, 53, and longtime girlfriend, Beth Ostosky, 34, are engaged.
Howard announced the engagement on Sirius Radio this Valentine's Day, and said that he gave her a whopping 5.2 carat emerald cut diamond ring when he popped the question.
No wedding date had been set.
The couple has been dating since 2000.
Source: US Magazine
This Weeks 'Star Dogs of the Week' Are...
*Cozy & Snickers!*
Cozy was so excited about being on your site that when he
heard there was a contest he and his brother Snickers posed for this
picture! Not to sway your vote, but Cozy is a huge fan of Celebrity*Smack!
-Sherri
*Miko!*
This is my Akita, Miko. He is now 3 and the absolute light of my life. He can be a stubborn little devil but is also so loving and sooo handsome I can forgive him for that. He's extremely protective of our family and a real character. He's very vocal and is always making us laugh by hooting and "talking", and grumbling. He's like my extremely large baby and I love him so much.
-Kirstie
*Maddy!*
We got her from another younger couple (25-30) who "didnt have time for her anymore" she had been abused and we rescued her. Apparently she's been in and out of homes and seeing as how shes an older dog, (11) shes still a playfull darling she's the biggest suck and sweetheart and such a mamma's girl :) She's a lab boarder collie cross, yet has the CUTEST paws ever. She likes to run around chasing her squeakie and lounge on my bed (even though she has her own!)
-Samantha
*Lulu & Otis!*
Hi Spicy Pants,
This is the first time I have written to you, and have enjoyed your blog for a long time now. I have finally decided to send two photo's of my two dogs - Lulu and Otis for your consideration for This Week's Dog!
Why, well, just look at their pictures. They are the loves of my life and deserve to have their (or one) photo's published for the world-at-large to see. Not to mention because they're big goofs! That's it for now, and thanks again for your consideration.
-Tracey*Stella!*
Hey Spicy,
Thanks for keeping all of us gossip hounds (he he) across the world up to date. I live in Brisbane, Australia and check your site daily for my fix of trashtastic tales.
This is my beautiful girl Stella, she's a 3 1/2 year old miniature short-haired dachshund. She is a complete diva because I spoil her rotten and I wouldn't have it any other way. She loves massages, treats and is mental when it comes to playing fetch - she'll keep going until her little legs nearly give out.
Hope to see her appearing on Celebrity Smack soon!
Cheers,
Lindsay
*Teddy!*
Pomeranian
7-1/2 months
Bio: Aye Matey! Shiver me timbers!
Update on Teddy:
I received this terrible news this morning..
Update on Teddy:
I received this terrible news this morning..
"Oh my! Teddy got hit by a car this past Thursday and we had to put him down. He was just 3 days shy of his first birthday. He was the happiest, most loved lil puppy ever. He loved everybody and made everyone laugh. This posting comes at a very special time. Thank you."
February 14th - Past Smacks
One year ago on Celebrity Smack
'Gallery of the Absurd' was cracking us up with their celebrity Valentine's Cards
Pamela Anderson was promoting the green M&M's
We hoped the TomKat were going to split up
Two years ago on Celebrity Smack
Joan Rivers was wearing her mask
(Gotta run! Back with SPICY LINKS in a couple hours!)
WTF? Anna Nicole 'Starved' Dannielynn So She Would Be 'Sexy'
If you thought it wouldn't get any weirder, it does. And how.
Anna Nicole Smith's former nanny said in a sworn affidavit that Anna Nicole used to underfeed baby Dannielynn to make her sexier.
From TMZ, the site that uncovered the affidavit:
"According to the sworn affidavit written in the Bahamas on December 4, 2006, Quethlie Alexis claims she received repeated threats from Smith, aka Vickie Marshall, to "underfeed" Dannielynn because,
"Ms. Marshall was obsessed with making sure that her baby was 'sexy.' Ms. Marshall knew that the correct amount of baby food was 3 ounces every 3 hours ... Ms. Marshall insisted that the maximum I was to give was 2.5 ounces."
Alexis claims that Smith enforced the order by "making sure the baby monitor was kept on all the time." Alexis adds Dannielynn "is badly underweight and not thriving, as a baby should."
According to the document, Alexis says that Smith threatened to "shoot her" if the baby ever addressed the nanny as "Mummy."
In the document, Alexis also claims that during her brief employment, Smith "attempted to commit suicide" on two separate occasions. "On the first occasion, she drank in my presence an entire bottle of what I believed to be a sleeping aid." Alexis claims that when Smith woke up from the resulting 48-hour coma, she blurted out the words "I wanted to die ... I meant to kill myself."
According to the documents, Alexis claims that Smith also "tried to drown herself" in her swimming pool. Alexis claims that Howard K. Stern rescued Smith from the pool. Alexis claims she heard Stern say to Smith after the rescue, "If anything happens to you, I would go to jail."
The document also describes the "flagrant sexual relationship" between Smith and the Bahamian Minister of Immigration, Shane Gibson. According to the affidavit, Alexis never witnessed Gibson and Smith having sex, but the former nanny claims the minister would, "spend hours alone with Ms. Marshall in her bedroom" on a "daily basis."'
Let's face it folks, Anna Nicole Smith was never the poster child for mental health. I remember when it came out that she was pregnant, everyone thought, "Oh gawd, some mother she'll be." Yeah well, we were right. Big shocker of the century. It's just too bad that the people that Anna Nicole surrounded herself with catered to her mental illness and never got her the help that she needed.Spicy
Source:TMZ
More 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
See the entire Beyonce collection here
The Models & Musicians Segment
See the entire 'Models & Musicians collection here.
Fun with Bodypainting 
See the entire Body Painting gallery here
Spicy
Source: SportsIlllustrated.cnn.com
2/13/07
Valentine Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Allan, Bradley James - February/14/1973
Baxendale, Helen - February/14/19690
Bledsoe, Drew - February/14/1972
Buckley, Tim - February/14/1946
Burlinson, Tom - February/14/1957
Downs, Hugh - February/14/1921 
Gannott, Susanne - February/14/1969
Henderson, Florence - February/14/1934
Hines, Gregory - February/14/1946
Kershaw, Matthew - February/14/1972
Michaels, Jon - February/14/1974
Parker, Alan - February/14/1944 
Parker, Jacob - February/14/1985
Robinson, Andrew - February/14/1942
Stuart, Jazmin - February/14/1976
Thomas, Rob - February/14/1972
Tilly, Meg - February/14/1960
Beyonce on the Cover of the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
The funny thing is I guess it took 5 hours to airbrush the bitch.
From ONTD:
"Ok, so last night in pilates class, a girl who works for Sports Illustrated let the cat out of the bag- Beyonce Knowles is this year's cover model. AND it took over 5 hours to airbrush the cover. Hehe.
The reason? "Cottage cheese". That is what she said!
P.S. Way to steal from us, Perez! I am not, and will never be, your exclusive source!" -MissPinkKate at ONTD
Spicy
Source: ONTD
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Paris Hilton's big boobs
Carmen Electra's hot
Ivanka Trump is no Paris Hilton
Nicky Hilton is being sued
Tons of Anna Nicole pictures
Ashley Olsen has OCD in Mexico
Christina Aguilera is Maxim's cover girl 
Janice Dickinson and LC love Kama Sutra
There were no pills in Anna's stomach..duh!
Jon Bon Jovi can't stand Denise Richards
Heather Mills may Dance with the Stars?
Proof that Larry Birkhead is the baby daddy?
The hot & sexy Christina Aguilera song that you will never hear
Anna Nicole's Bahamian Home Ransacked
Howard K. Stern flew back to the Bahamas this week to be with baby Dannielynn but didn't know what a surprise he was in for.
Someone broke into the home and took many of Anna's private and personal belongings.
As Howard walked though the home discovering the many items that were taken Entertainment Tonight was by his side, of course, filming it all.
Howard tells the cameras of how people are destroying the memories that Anna Nicole cherished.
"I just can't believe it. These people could be so cruel. I mean, they literally -- the day after Anna died -- came in here, and all of our personal things are gone. All of our videos, the video of our baby's birth, computers, all the storage drives, everything of importance, every legal paper, recordings, Anna's paintings -- her own paintings that she made, that were in the nursery -- and they just stole it."
"They went through and took everything that I would care about that's left," says Howard in dismay. "These people are evil vultures. Vultures. I mean, it's grave robbery."
"I want everything back. It's not mine, it's Dannielynn's. They stole everything from Dannielynn because Dannielynn gets all of Anna's assets; I don't get anything. I didn't want anything, I don't get anything. And these people just stole all of Dannielynn's memories."
Howard says that the suspects combed through closets, pulling clothes out, taking photos and video(some of an 'extremely personal nature'). They also managed to take Dannielynn's birth certificate and first footprint.
Howard fears that the thieves will use the items for their own monetary gain. He also worries where exactly the items will show up.
Spicy
Source: ETOnline/ONTD
February 13th - Past Smacks
February 13th, 2006 - One Year Ago on Celebrity Smack
It's the Tinseltown Sideshow Freaks!
Kelly Osbourne wigs out
Hollywood Hypnotists
Britney Parties with Go-Go Dancers
Britney Spears arrived at New York hot spot 'One' on Sunday night wearing a red minidress and left in a bikini and fishnets.
She had been bitching about the minidress that night to friends when an idea struck her like a frying pan to the head.
Britney had been watching the club's Go-Go dancers who were wearing nothing but bikinis and fishnet stockings when she decided that that was what she wanted to wear. So she called some dancers over to her and asked if they had some extra outfits for her to try on.
Minutes later she walked out wearing a bikini and white jacket.
Britney made friends with a couple of the dancers and hung out with them for most of the evening.
Probably feeding them drinks and getting them ready for a little after hours love romp with the five o'clock shadow..cuz you know Brit's freaky like that.
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Sources: BritneyRes/People/BreatheHeavy
Creepy Valentine
David captures' Howard's shadiness perfectly.
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Source: David at PrettyontheOutside
Tuesday Birthday Bitches
Happy Birthday to:
Birdsall, Jesse - February/13/1963
Channing, Stockard - February/13/1944
Gabriel, Peter - February/13/1950
Gering, Galen - February/13/1971
Gillinger, Goran - February/13/1973
Hannah, Bob - February/13/1939
Hook, Peter - February/13/1956
Hu, Kelly - February/13/1968
Key, Cevin - February/13/1961
Lynley, Carol - February/13/1942
Manley, Stephen - February/13/1965
McDonough, Neal - February/13/1966
Naughton, David - February/13/1951
Novak, Kim - February/13/1933
Pagels, Elaine Hiesey - February/13/1943
Reed, Robert Oliver - February/13/1938
Rollins, Henry - February/13/1961
Salinger, Matt - February/13/1960
Schultz, Paul - February/13/1973
Segal, George - February/13/1934
Springer, Jerry - February/13/1944
Stockard, Susan - February/13/1944
Svenson, Bo - February/13/1941
Tork, Peter - February/13/1944
Williams, Robbie - February/13/1974
Yeager, Chuck - February/13/1923
Yeaton, Brook - February/13/1968
I Want Some of What She's Had
Sharon Stone in Berlin apparently feeling no pain, at the Cinema for Peace Gala on Monday, February 12th.
Stone was said to be acting strange throughout the night. She was making out with Richard Gere (she must have already chewed up and spit out Christian Slater)and was being a total lush all while hosting a celebrity auction for CFP.
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Sources: ONTD/LiveLeak
Paris Hilton Buys Someone a Corvette Barbie
I've been trying to stay away from Paris lately, if you've noticed.
But I did think that these pictures of her with the gift set of Barbie and her pink Corvette were entertaining.
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PhotoSource: HQCB
Rare Photographs of Britney Spears
..with her children! I'm sure she's just on her way to drop them off somewhere. 
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Source: ONTD
Anna Nicole Smith's 911 Tapes
TMZ has obtained the 911 tapes of Seminole Police Department requesting the help of Hollywood's Fire & Rescue.
The lady reporting the incident is calm and collected. Nothing too exciting here, but it's going to be posted everywhere today so here you go.
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Source: TMZ
Tim McGraw and Faith Hill's Home Burglarized
The country power couple's Hollywood Hills mansion was robbed sometime between Friday and Monday when the house was empty. 
A person arriving at the house Monday morning discovered the crime and called police. Police are only saying an unspecified amount of money was taken and they have no immediate suspects.
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Source:CBS
2/12/07
VH1 & EW Present “The 2007 World Series of Pop Culture” Online Competition on Valentine's Day!
SPEND VALENTINE’S DAY WITH YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE… POP CULTURE!
VH1 AND ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY ARE BACK TO DETERMINE “WILDCARD” TEAM FOR THE SECOND SEASON OF “THE 2007 WORLD SERIES OF POP CULTURE”
Online Qualifying Pop Culture Exam To Take Place Wednesday, February 14, 2007 At 7:00 PM (EST) and 10:00 PM (EST) At http://pciq.vh1.com
Valentine’s dinner plans will be slightly delayed, while pop culture fanatics throughout the country test their talents online in hopes of qualifying for VH1 and Entertainment Weekly’s upcoming televised competition, “The 2007 World Series of Pop Culture.”
VH1 and Entertainment Weekly’s “PCIQ” is a standardized test designed to measure pop culture knowledge in the areas of television, movies, music, and pop culture news. Three of the top scorers from the online exam will join forces to become the 16th and final “wildcard” team in the tournament. This “wildcard” team will compete along with the 14 teams cast during the in-person regional qualifiers and last year’s returning champions, El Chupacabra. For more information including online test rules and guidelines visit http://pciq.vh1.com .
Exam Description & Instructions:
§ The “PCIQ” exam will consist of six (6) sections including pop culture analogies, quote identification, lyric identification, error identification, numbers and actor/actress body of work identification.
§ Each section will contain ten (10) questions. Contestants will be given six (6) minutes to complete each section.
§ Don’t bring two No. 2 pencils — the exam will be administered online.
§ Contestants are advised to arrive at their computers by 6:55 PM (EST) for the 7:00 PM (EST) test or 9:55 PM (EST) for the 10:00 PM (EST) test.
§ Contestants must begin the 7:00 PM (EST) test no later than 7:10 PM (EST), and the 10:00 PM (EST) test no later than 10:10 PM (EST). The system will not allow participants to start the test any later.
§ Contestants may only work within each section of the “PCIQ” exam for the time allotted. Participants will not be permitted to go back to a section once that section has ended. Contestants are permitted to start the next section if they finish a section early.
§ Applicants may take the “PCIQ” exam twice (i.e., once at 7 PM (EST) and once at 10 PM 9EST)), but the average of their two test scores will be taken to form a final score.
Sample Questions from the “PCIQ” Exam:
Analogies
Hans: Dana Carvey: Franz :
a) Jon Lovitz
b) Phil Hartman
c) Kevin Nealon
d) Martin Short
Numbers
Number of luftbaloons in a popular 1980’s song by Nena + number of miles to the Love Shack according to the faded sign by the side of the road =
1. 106
2. 105
3. 115
4. 114
Lyric Identification
Tom Petty, Free Fallin’: “It’s a long day living in Reseda/There’s a freeway runnin’ through the yard/And I’m a bad boy cause . . .”
a) I just kissed her sister
b) I just stole a Chevy
c) I don’t want a honey
d) I don’t even miss her
Body of Work
A Huge New York Knicks fan … appeared in “Vision Quest,” “Full Metal Jacket,” “Gross Anatomy” and “Any Given Sunday”
1. James Woods
2. Matthew Modine
3. Vincent D’Onofrio
4. Dennis Quaid
From the executive producer of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire,” “The 2007 World Series of Pop Culture” is the ultimate pop culture competition designed for teams to display their astounding range of knowledge about everything music, television and film. Hosted by NY1 News anchor Pat Kiernan, “The 2007 World Series of Pop Culture” is scheduled to premiere on VH1 in the summer of 2007.
The search for the country’s best pop culture gurus will culminate when 16 teams face off in New York City and compete in the biggest team trivia challenge ever, where one team will be crowned the champions of “The 2007 World Series of Pop Culture” and could win up to $250,000 in cash and prizes.
Good luck Smackaholics!
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Source: VH1
Spicy Links!
Kim Kardashian's clam
Juliette Lewis is hot
The L's are hard to work with
Anthony Kiedis gets his skirt on
Who screwed her hair up?
Justin Timberlake launches JT TV
More Grammy pics and list of winners
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie already married?
Justin & KFed get caught together
Kim Kardashian sets the record straight
Another wild weekend for Britney Spears
The Dixie Chicks win big at the Grammy's
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown reunite?
Scarlett Johansen denies boinking Justin Timberlake
Howard K Stern mourns on Entertainment Tonight
TrimpSpa bigwig up in arms about Anna's Slimfast 
Another eBay idiot tries to cash in on Anna Nicole's death
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer gross us out at the Grammy Awards
Pics of Anna Nicole screwing around with the Bahamian Immigration Minister Subscribe to Celebrity Smack
Whose Feet Were They?
I asked you earlier today whose overly tanned, Florida grandma feet you thought these were.
Aubrey was the first to get it correct with 'Tara Reid'!
This is Tara last night at People's post Grammy party.
Cyndi Lauper, Nathan Lane, Heatherette, Amanda Lepore: Human Rights Campaigns Greater NY Gala Dinner
On Saturday night, February 10th, at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel the Human Rights Campaign celebrated its 7th Annual Greater NYC Gala Dinner.
The Nation’s Largest Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Civil Rights Organization Honors Supporters of Equality at its Annual Star-Studded NYC Dinner.
Cyndi Lauper performed at the dinner and was an Equality Award recipient, along with Nathan Lane. 
Richie Rich and Trevor Raines received the Visibility Award. The design duo, Heatherette, was chosen for the award after designing a t-shirt exclusive for HRC with all proceeds from the sale of the shirt benefiting the organization’s mission. They are pictured here with Joe Solmonese, president of the Human Rights Campaign, and Amanda Lepore.
Buy a Heatherette HRC shirt here!
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Source: HRC
Photos: Janet Mayer/HRC
Isaac Cohen Kisses and Tells Like the Slut He Is
Isaac banged Britney Spears for a month and then told Britain's 'News of the World' all about Britney and her little quirks.
What a guy.
Awhh, what a sweetheart.
“By the time I met Britney she was burnt out. She knew she had been drinking and partying as a way to try to banish the bad stuff from her life. Far from the trashy drunk, I saw a very shy, sweet girl who was just desperately sad about what had happened with her marriage,” he said.
“It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone. It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box. As we made love that night it was like Kevin was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life," he added.
"She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other's arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope.
"She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can't everyone leave me alone?' and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?'"
Cohen also talked about their Las Vegas trip where they spent a weekend at a posh villa. I assume he was talking about a vibrating bed or something here..
“We clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round,” he says. “All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling.
"It was amazing but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off."
"Like any woman who has had two children she worried about her figure.
“As far as I was concerned she was gorgeous, but she had such low self-esteem she sometimes wouldn't listen. She would say, 'Am I fat? Am I fat?' then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories.
"Other times, she got so low she didn't care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched.
"That's just where she was in her life. She had so much on her plate with the children she had precious little time to worry about how she looked," he said.
“Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle,” Cohen said.
“I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance [but] it was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone.”
“But she has coped with so much in her life I hope she does not give up now. She is too special for that.”
Spicy
Source: Playfuls.com
Carrie Underwood at the 49th Annual Grammy Awards
Carrie Underwood would have made a great Mandrell Sister..
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Photo Source: Carrie-HQCB
Mary J. Blige, The Grammy Queen
So why didn't anyone tell her that the belt didn't go with the dress?
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Photo Source: HQCB
Rihanna Arrives at the Grammy Awards
I'm loving the green dress.
Rihanna is one hot tamale.
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PhotoSource: HQCB
Jessica Simpson at the Sony/BMG Post Grammy Party
Did she learn to pose from Paris Hilton?
Actually I think Paris might have her beat in the posing department. Although the two do have similar footwork..
Jessica always has the most bizarre poses. Suck it in! Stick it out! Twist around! Mouth ajar!
Spicy
Photo Source: HQCB
Nelly Furtado Inspired by Bjork?
Nelly just can't seem to get it right.
Her hair has been a mess for a year now. This was no improvement.
The dress she chose to wear to the Grammy's was a monstrosity.
How can you not compare this outfit to the infamous Swan dress worn by Bjork?
Hell, Nelly even got the shoes right!
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Photo Source: Nelly/HQCB
Vanessa Minnillo Does the Red Carpet at the Grammy Awards
I think Nick Lachey really scored with this hottie.
She is a classy, gorgeous little babe. Nice upgrade, Nick.
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PhotoSource: HQCB
Fergie Arrives at the Grammy Awards
I'm trying to plow through a bunch of Grammy pics because well, I can't stand awards shows anymore.
No, I didn't watch the Grammy's and I doubt I'll watch them next year. Awards shows are boring to me. I'd rather read about it the next day. I like to talk about celebrities, but c'mon I'm not THAT into them.. Heh.
Spicy
HQCB
Who's Feet?
Who owns these overly tanned, old looking, Florida grandmother feet?
See the answer here!
2/11/07
Scarlett Johansen Arrives at the 49th Annual Grammy Awards
Scarlett Johansen or Jessica Simpson? 
Not that Scarlett looks bad here, but all I can think of when I see these pics is, 'Is she trying to look like Jessica?'
I like Scarlett's hair, but the dress and shoes are just..blah. This look doesn't feel like the real Scarlett to me.
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Photo Source: HQCB
Hilary Duff at the Grammy Awards
Oh Hilary, what happened to you?
She looks like she just stepped out of the 80's with that hair. I'm not too crazy about that metalic looking sequined dress either. It looks like something Britney would wear with a pair of cowboy boots.
On the up side, she looks like she's gained a little bit of weight since her breakup with that loser boyfriend of hers and that's a good thing. She was far too thin there for awhile and looked awful. So I have to give her props for losing the anorexic look.
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Photo Source: HQCB
Brooke Hogan Arrives at the Grammys
I try to like Brooke, I really do.
I think she is a sweet girl for the most part but she just doesn't get it when it comes to fashion.
She is always so over the top on the red carpet. This is actually one of her better ensembles.
The dress itself is gorgeous, but it makes Brooke look thick in the middle. She is in desperate need of a corset here..I think that would have made all the difference in the world.
Her boobs are falling back into her armpits and she looks like a sausage link in this particular gown.
Once again her makeup reflects that she gets her tips from Momma Hogan. The hair is nice but would have been better complimented with softer makeup in more neutral colors.
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Photo Source: HQCB
Christina Aguilera at 49th Annual Grammy Awards
Christina Aguilera arrives at the Grammy Awards looking beautiful in a soft, flowing, feminine dress..sans her signature red lipstick.
But Christina, never one to skimp on makeup, had the spray tan hairline from hell.
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Photo Source: HQCB
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi at Clive Davis' Pre-Grammy Party
I absolutely love Ellen & Portia.
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Photo Source: HQCB
Spicy Links!
Todays Spicy Links will be centered around Anna Nicole Smith since I haven't had much time to get the stories to you.
Statements on the death of Anna Nicole
Anna Nicole's family swarms in like a pack of vultures
Watch the trailer for Anna's final movie
Everybody wants custody of baby Dannielynn
Classic Anna Nicole for Guess Jeans
Locks changed at Anna's Texas mansion
Anna Nicole Smith Photo Love from CityRag
Trimspa moves on without it's spokesperson
Shocking fact here: Howard is the executor of Anna's will
Medical examiner's preliminary autopsy findings
Opportunists already cashing in on Anna's death via eBay
Anna & Howard were planning a February wedding
Anna's drunken last days at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino
Lawyers fear Howard K Stern will switch baby Dannielynn and his niece during DNA testing
Chyna Doll and Trimpspa CEO wife fight on Larry King as to whether or not CHyna was Anna's friend
Anna Nicole may have had recent surgery to repair one of her implants - were there complications?
Howard K. Stern reunites with baby Dannielynn in Bahamas, Entertainment Tonight is there of course
Anna Nicole Smith's Refrigerator
This picture was obtained by TMZ and is confirmed to be the refrigerator that was inside of Anna Nicole's bedroom in her Bahamian home.
It's quite sad, the fridge is full of Slimfast and Methadone. And not just a little bit of Methadone, a freaking jug of it. There's a couple cups of yogurt and some spray butter as well, and a box of Trimspa sits next to the refrigerator.
Anna Nicole obviously had a lot of issues. I don't think we'll ever really know everything that made her who she was.
It is my gut feeling that Howard K. Stern had a lot to do with the events that played out this past year. I still believe that Howard had something to do with Daniel's death. Whether Howard himself is a drug addict or whether he uses drugs to control people, I honestly don't know. But I feel that he and the methadone are connected, as many of you may agree.
I have always thought of Howard as being obsessed with Anna Nicole. I watched the Anna Nicole Show and saw that Howard basically had no life whatsoever outside of Anna Nicole. He did everything for her. His every move had Anna in mind. This relationship surely went further than lawyer/client, but I still don't think that it was ever intimate.
I'm just spewing some thoughts right now because I haven't had a lot of time to read everything that's been going on. I'm still recovering and am having a pretty rough day today. I'm going to post a bunch of links that should get you up to date with everything that's been going on.
Hopefully I will be feeling better tomorrow so I can get some work done. Thanks for being cool everyone and thanks for all of the well wishes. You guys rock.
xoxo
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