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2/23/07

Britney is Not on Suicide Watch - Liked Ecstasy and Cocaine

According to 'Extra', Britney is NOT on suicide watch despite numerous reports on the internet stating otherwise.

“The story is absolutely untrue,” said Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph. “She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running these false stories about her, as Britney tries to get better.”

Meanwhile, Amanda Alexander, sister of Britney's first husband Jason Alexander, is chirping to the press saying that she saw Britney use cocaine and e. Another Louisiana aquaintence, Kent Smith added that Britney has used them for years.
"I've known Britney at least 10 years. We partied at Club 360 in New Orleans three years ago. She does like to party. I've been there when she's done ecstasy and cocaine."

Britney went off the deep end just before entering rehab for the third time, attacking paparazzi with an umbrella she used as a weapon. She repeatedly hit the photographers SUV and he claims he was hit as well. Poor baby.

Spears’ wild attack happened after Kevin refused to let her into his house. Kevin supposedly called the cops.

He is said to be staying with the kids to keep the photogs away.

Kevin and Brit's mom, Lynne, are joining forces to help support Britney. Lynne was seen arriving at Federlines home this morning.


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Sources: Extra/X17/News24


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Common to Perform at Duke University Regardless of Pissing Off Officials


Common will perform at Duke University in April, even though last year he dissed three members of its lacrosse team who had been accused of raping a stripper.

Common rapped about the incident, "You know I never get lost, yo f*ck them damn n--gers from Duke lacrosse."

That just happened to piss off officials at Duke but they had already booked Common a year in advance and had a contract to uphold.

Chairwoman of the Last Day of Class event, Beth Higgins, told AllHipHop.com, "We obviously do not condone or endorse anything he said at the time, but we did book him and sign a contract that is legally binding on the basis of his talent and student appeal.

"The agent said it would not be a problem with Common to play here. He made these statements two days after the lacrosse case went public...He's still a really great artist and willing to play at Duke."


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Source: Starpulse

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Star Jones Shaves Head

Damn that's a lumpy head!

Sort of like the rest of her 'Stretch Armstrong' like body. (If you don't know what that is, Google it kids!)





















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Source: PrettyontheOutside

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Carlos Santana Still Loves His Cheeba


Columbia Records wooed rocker Carlos Santana with "a dinner party in which the feature course was pot-laced spaghetti," according to a new history of the company. "The Label" is due March 20 from Thunder's Mouth Press.


My birthday is next week, can I get a pot laced cake up in here?

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Source: NYDailyNews

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JLo and Marc Anthony at Univision's Premio lo Nuestro Awards

Three words.

He ruined her.


















































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Source: CelebUtopia

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Ted Casablanca's Blind Vice - Lindsay Lohan?



This has to be Lindsay Lohan...no question!



1. Being a child star is tough, right? Fame at a tender age equals big bucks along with big trouble for most...certainly did for 'Crystal Chipper', who shot to stardom during a stint in H-town way back when.

Now, years later, Crystal’s outta rehab and swearing up and down to myriad media outlets that she’s recovered from that par-tick nasty drug addiction.

Too bad she replaced it with another.

'Cause at a recent late-night Hell-Ay party, C.C. was seen inhaling lines of blow like my cat Butch sniffs out his sister Cleo’s bum. Hey, C., you can’t claim “clean and sober” unless you’re off all substances...not just the one you went to rehab for, or didn’t your stylists (both for life and couture) tell you that?
Oooh..I missed the 'years later' part the first time around. So LL is most likely out of the question. One of you guessed Drew, could be..

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Janet Jackson at Ebony's Pre-Oscar Party












































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Loving The 'D'

Jack Black & Kyle Gass of 'Tenacious D' just 'hanging out' at LAX.

I absolutely LOVE these two. I feel so fortunate to have met and hung out with them. They are just like you would think they would be. Normal! These two are a ton of fun and it is so refreshing to see that not all stars are like the ones we bitch about.
























Loving The D a few years ago!













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2/22/07

Spicy Links!



It's OctoSpears!


Prince Harry is going to Iraq


Who loves Sarah Silverman?


JLo to perform on American Idol


More proof that Donald Trump is a pig


Lindsay Lohan has a short memory


Anna Nicole to be buried in Bahamas


Britney Spears' former nanny tells all


Hayden Panettiere answers some questions


See Christina Aguilera's new 'Candyman' video


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to adopt from Vietnam


American Idol's Antonella Barba naked with rose petals this time


The girls at The View think Britney Spears may be suffering from Post-Partum Psychosis

The Evil Beet covers the first performances of the Top 12 females on American Idol


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Thursday's Birthday Bitches


Happy Bithdays to:















Drew Barrymore - 22 February, 1975
Shamari Fears - 22 February, 1980
Jo Guest - 22 February, 1972
Steve Irwin - 22 February, 1962
Edward M. Kennedy - 22 February, 1932
David Lopez - 22 February, 1979
Bradley Nowell - 22 February, 1968
Michael Rodrick - 22 February, 1970
Jeri Lynn Ryan - 22 February, 1968
Mohamad Zouman - 22 February, 1968


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Perez Hilton Sued Over Aniston Topless Pictures

Universal City Studios has filed a lawsuit against Perez Hilton for publishing topless pictures of Jennifer Aniston.

Perez is accused of copying a picture of Aniston - that was taken and stolen during production of The Break Up - and then posting it on his blog.

The case, filed in a Californian court, seeks a bar on further publication and the return of the pictures.
Hilton has argued though that the picture is just as available for viewing on other websites and that because Hilton published the picture "for the purpose of commentary and satire," his actions constitute fair use.

The studio wants an injunction on future use of the picture and a court order "directing the US Marshal to seize" the copyrighted material.

Oh please, let's not get our panties wedged too far up there..


Perez
has a great point. You can get these pics anywhere on the internet, on PLENTY of celebrity forums out there. They are everywhere. Yet they are only coming after the bloggers..?


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Source: ITV.com
Photo Source: Getty via GoogleImages

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'But Nobody Liked Anna Nicole!'


Cranky Grammy is sick of all the commotion over the death of Anna Nicole Smith.

Which I can understand, and that's why I haven't been running stories about it.

Grammy feels as if no one liked Anna before she died and that she was the 'laughingstock of Hollywood'.

But now that she is gone everyone's saying how much they loved her and how basically all of a sudden everyone gives a shit..

Stroll on over to Grammy's house and read her rant.

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Source: CrankyGrammy

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Britney Spears Attacks Paparazzi

Can you blame her?

Leave the poor girl alone.

It's like their hoping to catch her at her breaking moment, egging her on. Shit, I bet X17 would give her the gun in exchange for the pics, if you know what I mean..













































More to gawk at over at X17


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Source: X17Online

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Nelly Furtado's Crush on the Gallagher Brothers



Nelly Furtado is a huge fan of Oasis and was quite taken by Liam backstage at the February 14th Brit Awards.


Nelly said she used to write the Gallagher brothers letters when she was a teen.

“I was watching the show and the paparazzi were taking photos of Oasis and after a certain point, some of them turned their cameras and were taking pictures of me watching Oasis, and I thought, 'This has definitely come full circle,'" she told MTV News.

"I've met Noel Gallagher before, but (after the Brit awards) I ran over to Liam and said, ‘Hi, hi, I’m Nelly, I’m a big fan, and you were great tonight’, and he went, ‘Oh right - I like your song’, and I’m like, ‘Which one? 'All Good Things Come To An End'? And he’s like, ‘Yeh, that one', and I’m like, ‘Chris Martin helped me write it', and then he goes, ‘Oh, then I hate it, it’s rubbish.'











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Source: MTV.com

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Marcia Cross and Tom Mahoney Welcome Twins Into the World



The fraternal twin girls, named Eden and Savannah, were born in Los Angeles Tuesday.


"Mother and babies are all doing well," Cross' rep said in a statement.

The girls are the first children for Cross and Mahoney.

Cross said she was due in April 2007, which leads us to believe the twins were probably born prematurely.


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Source:E!

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Sharon Stone Leaving the Ritz Hotel in Paris



One thing is for sure, Sharon has a good time wherever she goes.

You can't fault someone for that!

I like Sharon. She is aging gracefully and is a strong single woman who is in control of her life. I say right on.






































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Source:CelebUtopia

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Is Hilary Swank HOT or NOT?



Indisputably an extraordinary actress, Hilary Swank isn't your average Hollywood Barbie doll.


Unusually large teeth, goofy ears and tomboy looks, she's fug, but a cute fug because she is a class act. And (pay attention Paris) class goes a long way. I love HIlary as an actress, but in my opinion she does not photograph well.

What's your opinion? Is Hilary Hot or Not?




































Hilary Swank at the "Freedom Writers" photocall in Berlin, Germany


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Source: CelebUtopia

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Britney Back in Rehab for the Third Time in a Week



Britney Spears is back in rehab.


I really hope for my sake and hers that this is the last time I have to say that.

According to TMZ.com, the custody hearing that Kevin Federline wanted right away has been cancelled because of the new development. The custody hearing had been planned for today.

So is Britney doing to rehab thing to get out of the hearing or does she really believe that this third time will be a charm?

Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' well being and wants her to get the help she is seeking. This is Spears' last chance..if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, KFed has planned to go to court immediately, seeking orders allowing him full custody of the children.

Spears showed up at Federline's house last night and he wouldn't let her in. The children have been with him since last week.


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Source: TMZ

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This Weeks 'Star Dogs of the Week' Are...


Ugh! I didn't post The Star Dog of the Week yesterday. So now I present to you Smackaholics, the finest bitches in the country..



*Tillamook Cheddar!
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TC, is an artist folks! I just love this!


Tillamook Cheddar is a Jack Russell Terrier from Brooklyn, New York. Widely regarded as the world’s preeminent canine artist, she has already had fourteen solo exhibitions in the U.S. and Europe. Tillie is seven years old.

In July 2005 the artist gave birth to six healthy puppies.

Her biography, Portrait of the Dog as a Young Artist by F. Bowman Hastie III, will be published by Sasquatch Books in October 2006.

The artist’s primary process is a dynamic color transfer technique. In preparation for each of Tillie's works, her assistants assemble a touch-sensitive recording device by affixing pigment-coated vellum to a sheet of lithograph paper backed by mat board. The artist takes the prepared “canvas” in her mouth and brings it to her workspace. Working on the outside surface, she applies pressure with teeth and claws in a methodic ritual marked by dramatic shifts in tempo and intensity. The resultant sharp and sweeping intersecting lines complement the artist’s delicate paw prints and subtle tongue impressions, composing an expressionistic image that is revealed on the paper beneath when she is finished. She works with shocking intensity, sometimes to the point of destroying her creations.

“The most successful living animal painter.”
—The Art Newspaper (London; October 2005)

“A masterpiece of conceptualism.”
—Time Out New York

“A sham.”
—Jerry Saltz, Village Voice

“When possessed by an artistic vision, Tillie is fearless.”
—AKC Gazette

“[Because of Tillie] I have had to rethink two of my most basic assumptions about art and life: first, the notion that animals cannot have an aesthetic sense; second, the core conviction that no sentient being could possibly paint anything worse than what Julian Schnabel recently showed at the Gagosian Gallery.”
—James Gardner, New York Post (May, 2002)



*Roxy*















Dear Spicy, I'd like to submit Roxy as Star Dog of the Week. She is 4 years old and a pit/lab mix. She has a wonderful personality and is very sweet. She loves going for walks, playing with her bone (which she grabs and "guards" whenever someone walks in the door), and she particularly enjoys going to dog beach. She swims, retrieves her Frisbee from the water, and she surfs the waves. She also loves cuddling up and taking naps with her dad (my boyfriend). Thank you, Tracy


*Brad & Gizmo!*













Here are my star puppies! This is Brad (Australian Sheppard) and Gizmo (Blue Merle Sheltie) They are a couple and have been together their entire life's. (they are 12 years old) They have had 18 puppies together. Most have been adopted by my friends so, when we get together for parties the dogs all get to reunite. Brad does have some health issues of late but both are enjoying their retirement years! They both like to swim ( I live by the lake ) and take long walks. Giz loves her tennis balls a Brad will never turn down a treat. Hope you enjoy them as much I do!
Peace!


*Manson!*















This is Manson, a male Samoyed who turns two on November 28. He's playful, smart and incredibly friendly but woe betide the person who knocks at our front door! He used to gobble up the mail but thankfully he's calmed down now. He requires a minimum 10 minute head and belly rub daily. As you can see from the photo, he's always ready to strike a pose! We can't imagine life without our furkid. -Lynn



*Abbey!*










I've been reading your blog for quite some time now and LOVE it. And I couldn't resist sending you a pic of the sassy hot bitch at our house, named "Abbey."

My hubby and I adopted Abbey (who has several nicknames, like "Miss Doo" and "Abba-licious") seven years ago, two days after we got back from our honeymoon. The first few months of her life were tough. The owner of her mom didn't want her or her babies so he let them wander the neighborhood. They developed manage and intestinal problems. She was found and put in foster care. A short time later, she was put up for adoption by a IMPACT for Animals, a rescue agency here in St. Louis.

Abbey is sweet and loving. When my hubby would go out of town, she was always more than happy to take his spot on the bed. When I was pregnant, she never left my side.

She's put up with a lot of crap over the past four years, as our son lives to aggravate her. But she puts up with him. And I always know when she's had her fill. She gives me this "WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME NOW!" look. Hopefully all of the treats we give her make up for it. hehee.

Her favorite things to do are go through drive-thrus, (she whines and people fall in love with her and give her free food sometimes.) and chase rabbits and squirrels. She loves to go to "The spa" (groomers) and when she leaves, does so scampering around acting like she's IT.

Now that she's almost eight, I've noticed she's slowed down a bit. She's content to just hang out upstairs on our bed, or lay on the floor while I type this. And when I think about how someday I will have to face life without her, I get all teary-eyed. She's been with me through a bout of depression, through rough times in our marriage, a failed business and a rough patch where it was determined our child had some special needs. I honestly don't know what I'd do with out my sweet, beautiful girl. She's ever-loving. But yet she's got so much attitude.

Take care,

Lisa B

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2/21/07

Spicy Evening Links!




American Idol men sucked last night!


Christina Aguilera pregnant?


A.I.'s Antonella Barba, more lame pics


Jordan, pregnant bikini


Tranny or Brooke Hogan?


Britney Spears may have attempted suicide


Caprice on suicide watch after overdosing


Kevin Federline wants a custody hearing ASAP


Tons of 6th Annual GM TEN show pics


Angelina Jolie and Zahara enjoy Mardis Gras



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Paris Hilton Shopping With Nicky in LA

















































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The Britney/Xtina Yin/Yang Theory

This was sent to me by Jackson Blue at Boston's Kiss 108FM.

This is good!
Check out Jackson's Britney/Christina Yin/Yang Theory..we think he is on to something!




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Source:JacksonBlue

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'Dancing With the Stars' New Cast


ABC announced the cast for the fourth season of "Dancing With the Stars" today and I could give a crap.


I think I am the only person who thinks the show bites. I can't believe it has done as well as it has. Cheesier than Cheese Whiz. I just can't get into it...like I can't get into figure skating.

I almost didn't post this but then I figured that with 20 million people watching each episode someone out there disagrees with me.

The new season returns on March 19th and the season finale is scheduled for May 22nd.


Heather Mills, 39, ex-wife of Paul McCartney. Dancing executive producer Conrad Green says that, notoriety aside, what's compelling about Mills is she's Dancing's first disabled performer. Mills lost part of her leg in a motorcycle accident.


Laila Ali, 29, undefeated boxing pro and daughter of heavyweight legend Muhammad Ali. "She's a great athlete," says Green. "Smart, beautiful and driven. She could be the surprise" of the competition.



Billy Ray Cyrus, 45, the actor and country singer now with daughter Miley on the Disney Channel hit Hannah Montana.



Clyde Drexler, 44, the 6-foot-7 former Houston Rocket and Portland Trailblazer named as one of the National Basketball Association's all-time top 50 players.



•Actor and former 'N Sync boy band member Joey Fatone, 30.




Shandi Finnessey, 28, Miss USA 2004 and co-host of the Game Show Network's Lingo.,




•Former Entertainment Tonight co-host Leeza Gibbons, 49.





Apolo Ono the two-time Olympic gold medalist in short-track skating. Ono is the youngest competitor in Dancing history.



Vincent Pastore, 60, best known for playing whacked mobster Salvatore (Big Pussy) Bonpensiero on HBO's The Sopranos. "He's a guy's guy. If Vinny can do this, anyone can," Green says.



•Czech-born Paulina Porizkova, 41, the '80s supermodel.




Ian Ziering, 42, one of the heartthrobs in the 1990s' hit Beverly Hills 90210.






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Quick Links!

It's Posh Cruise!


'The Bachlorette' couple expecting


Tom Brady was blindsided by pregnancy


Michelle Rodriguez cries in her beer


Remember Kimmy, Anna Nicole's colorful haired assistant? Well, she also hates Howard K Stern.

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Britney Spears Had Head Lice?

I'm thinking this is a stretch here, but UK's Daily Mail is reporting that Britney Spears thought she had head lice when she decided to shave her head.

A source for DailyMail.co.uk said, "She thought lice were eating her hair extensions, so decided to get rid of them as soon as possible."

Like I said, an unnamed source, sounds like rubbish to me.



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Britney Spears In & Out of Rehab Once Again - Kevin's The Reason She Shaved Her Head



Oh the drama.

I don't know how much more of this I can take. Ahem! Here it goes..

Britney Spears has checked out of the Malibu rehabilitation center, 'Promises', less than 24 hours after entering.








Promises founder Richard Rogg told 'Extra' that patients are at their lowest when they ask for help.

“You have to hit a mental, spiritual, emotional kind of bottom,” Rogg said. “It’s that place where you are too afraid to go on living and too afraid to die.”

Regarding Britney's shaved head, there is a new report by OK Magazine about how Kevin Federline was at Britney's mansion last Friday when she returned from her first rehab stint.

A huge fight ensued and Britney stormed out of the house and out on the town, where she later got tattoos and shaved her head.

“They had a huge argument,” revealed OK’s Rob Shuter. “Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she’s been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved.”

From there Britney headed to the Mondrian Hotel in a blue wig, couldn't get a room because she had no ID or credit cards on her being, then sobbed and shaved her legs at their pool.

Oh the humanity!

Staff thought Britney was having a breakdown and said she looked 'depressed and confused.'

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Source: Extra

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'No Doubt' To Reunite Next Year



Gwen Stefani has confirmed that she will reunite with 'No Doubt' to record another record, sometimes next year.



















She told a British radio station, "I got an idea in my head about what we could do and now that's all I can think about - doing a No Doubt record."


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Wednesday Birthday Bitches


Happy Birthday to:














Christopher Atkins - 21 February, 1961
William Baldwin - 21 February, 1963
Charlotte Church - 21 February, 1986
Kelsey Grammar - 21 February, 1954
Rachel Green - 21 February, 1976
Jennifer Love Hewitt - 21 February, 1979
Rue Mcclanahan - 21 February, 1935
Alan Rickman - 21 February, 1946



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2/20/07

Star Quotes

"I feel that this happened at a time when I am more ready than I have ever been in my life to have a relationship. We encourage eachother, and we’re both on the same path, so it’s really nice." - Jim Carrey

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Source: Star Magazine

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Blender Names Rock & Roll's 'Worst Drivers'



This would be great reading material for Britney Spears right now. It's sort of like watching Jerry Springer to feel better about your life.

"Baby, you can drive my car," said the Beatles—wisely. With singer-actress Brandy facing a potential misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter charge for a crash on San Diego's 405 Freeway, it's time to revisit those prophetic lyrics, for whenever rock stars get behind a wheel, results can range from the insanely dangerous to the tragically terminal.


By Clark Collis, Mike Errico




Run for Your Lives! It's...
Billy Joel
Accident-prone Piano Man

License and Registration, Please: Joel's automobile-related problems began in June 2002, when he drove his 1999 Mercedes-Benz into a post. The ivory-tickling troubadour checked himself into rehab just one week later, but in January 2003, plowed a different Benz into a tree, prompting supermodel ex-wife Christie Brinkley to say she feared for the life of their daughter. Subsequently, Joel kept his mishaps off-road for a period, shattering his wrist falling down stairs in October 2003 and cutting his finger opening a can of beans in April 2004. But later that month things returned to being just the way they were when, going out for pizza, Joel lost control of his 1967 Citroen and crashed into the wall of a house in Bayville, N.Y., cracking its foundation. As one comedian subsequently pointed out, "In the last two years Billy Joel has pretty much hit everything except the charts."



Rolling Stoned
Keith Richards
Stones guitarist/junkie and, unsurprisingly, terrible motorist

License and Registration, Please: In the late '60s the walking—and, too often, driving—chemistry set purchased a 19-foot-long Mercedes that had once been a Nazi staff car. The fact that he immediately crashed it, had it rebuilt, and then crashed it once again was probably connected to his penchant for snorting heroin prior to turning on the ignition and then falling asleep while the car was in motion. In 1971, Richards again took another nap while driving and wrecked another car. He did so yet again in 1976. His wife no longer lets him get behind the wheel—a state of affairs that perplexed the Living Chord, who remarkably insisted, "I'm a great driver!"




Get Offa That Gas Pedal
James Brown
Godfather of Soul, interstate car chases

License and Registration, Please: James Brown liked to say he had a "doctorate in funk." He also has an advanced degree in "driving like a drug-addled nut job." This was proved on September 24, 1988, when the soul legend led Georgia police on a car chase that found him driving first into South Carolina and then into a ditch, after the tires were shot out on his pickup truck. In the course of the chase Brown tried to run over two North Augusta cops. Tests subsequently revealed PCP in the singer's bloodstream. Despite Brown's claim that things had been "blown out of proportion," he was handed a six-year custodial sentence, becoming, as Eddie Murphy put it, "Soul brother No. 1-5-5-4-1-3."



All Shot Up
Elvis Presley
Trigger-happy King of Rock & Roll

License and Registration, Please: Elvis loved cars so much he once bought 32 Cadillacs in a single day. But sometimes he hated them, too. One car that felt the ire of the former truck driver was a 1971 Ford Pantera he purchased for wife Priscilla. After an argument with Mrs. Presley, the singer got into the car intending to drive away. Unfortunately — at least for the Pantera — he couldn't get the car to start and, enraged, started blasting away at the vehicle with his .22-caliber revolver. According to Dick Messer, director of L.A.'s Petersen Automotive Museum, which now owns the Pantera, "He was pretty short-fused. If things didn't go right, he'd just pull out his gun."



Fake Tha Police
DMX
Feeb-impersonating hip-hop legend

License and Registration, Please: On June 24, 2004, the rapper told a parking attendant at JFK Airport to let him leave the lot without paying a $9 ticket because he was an FBI agent. When the attendant refused, he crashed his Ford Expedition through the gates. In another incident at the airport the same day, DMX ordered a driver to get out of his car after, the rapper claimed, he had cut him off. The driver declined to do so, even though the hip-hopper again identified himself as a federal agent. DMX then allegedly tried to drag the driver from his vehicle. He was arrested by police, who found cocaine in the "zoned out" rapper's ride. In December, DMX pleaded guilty to driving while under the influence of drugs. He was fined $1,000 and directed to forfeit the Expedition. Commented prosecutor Gerald Brave: "It's the most expensive $9 parking ticket he ever avoided."



Cut Off at the Knee
Kuhjo
Vehicularly maimed Goodie Mob rapper

License and Registration, Please: "Somewhere along 75 South the devil sang me a lullaby," Kuhjo would later recall, of the events of June 25, 2002, when, early in the morning, he fell asleep driving from a recording studio to his home in Stockbridge, Atlanta. The rapper, born Willie Knighton, was woken by the impact of a freeway rail slicing thought his cherry-red Cadillac. After Kuhjo was rescued from his car, doctors amputated the 30-year-old's right leg from the shin down. "My thoughts on how this thing is going to turn out are all good," he claimed a couple of months later. Indeed, after being fitted with a prosthetic limb, he would appear on OutKast's Speakerboxxx/The Love Below album.



Non-Designated Driver
Keith Moon
Chauffeur-crushing Who skinsman

License and Registration, Please: In January 1970, Moon and wife Kim got into their S1 Bentley, only to be surrounded by a crowd of English skinheads. Moon's chauffeur, Neil Boland, got out of the car to try to clear a path but was attacked. Panicking, Moon clambered into the driver's seat and drove the car for 100 yards before stopping. A bystander pointed out there was someone trapped under the vehicle's chassis. Kim Moon later recalled, "Keith went underneath. He put his head down and pulled out brains." The gray matter belonged to Boland, who was declared dead on arrival at a nearby hospital. Moon pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of alcohol. He never served a day behind bars.



Unarmed and Dangerous
Rick Allen
Limb-challenged Def Leppard drummer

License and Registration, Please: On New Year's Eve 1984, the then-still-fully-limbed Allen was driving his Corvette Stingray along Britain's A57 Highway when he was overtaken by an Alfa Romeo. "Then I saw the driver up ahead, slowing down," the metal skinsman later recalled. "I tried to pass him, but he speeded up. We played this stupid game for four miles. Finally I lost my temper and put my foot down." Allen took a corner too fast, rolled his car and was thrown through the sunroof—sans left arm. According to Allen, "All I remember was standing in a field saying, 'I'm a drummer, and I've lost my arm.'"



Hair-Metal Mayhem
Vince Neil
Mötley Crüe manslaughterer

License and Registration, Please: In December 1984, during a several-days-long party to celebrate the start of "work" on Mötley Crüe's third album, Neil convinced Hanoi Rocks drummer Nicholas "Razzle" Dingley to accompany him on a beer run. On the return journey, Neil, who was driving almost 40 miles over the 25 mph speed limit, lost control of his '72 Ford Pantera and collided with a Volkswagen. Razzle was killed and both occupants of the other vehicle were injured. Neil pleaded guilty to vehicular manslaughter and was sentenced to 30 days imprisonment. Said Neil: "Now people hated me even more than before."

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Spicy Movie Review: 'Man About Town'

Cast: Ben Affleck, Rebecca Romijn, Bai Ling, Mike Binder, John Cleese, Jerry O'Connell, Gina Gershon, Kal Penn, Adam Goldberg, Howard Hesseman, Amber Valletta, Damien Wayans

Director: Mike Binder
Screenplay: Mike Binder
Genre: Drama
Rated: M
Running Time: 96 minutes



Man About Town
is a movie about a Hollywood Agent, Jack Giamoro (Ben Affleck) who feels he has lost his edge. And with good reason.

He's failed to sign one of the biggest names in Hollywood, his ailing father has moved in with him, his marriage is in shambles, and he suspects (correctly) that his wife may be having an affair.


Jack takes a course in journal writing to help him clear his mind and discover just what it is in life that he really wants. At first he takes the course with a grain of salt, afraid his colleagues will mock him if they found out. As the class progresses his journal starts to take form and his ideas, secrets and feelings flow.

That's where the nettled reporter (Bai Ling) comes in. Revenge is on her mind after Jack never contacts her regarding screenplays she had sent to him. She decides to ruin him with an expose, and of course, gets ahold of the journal and all of Giamoro's secrets.

As they say when it rains it pours, and it's also about this same time that Jack find's out that his wife is indeed cheating on him...with his top client.

Man About Town is a good movie, but by no means is it a great movie. Bai Ling had the most entertaining role as the bitter reporter/screenwriter. While Ben Affleck's character was just plain boring. All I could think about after his wife admitted to him sorrowfully that she had an affair was 'Why would she even be interested in this guy?'

All in all I think the plot in this movie was weak, and you couldn't relate to the characters whatsoever. If substance is what you are looking for you won't find it here.

Would I recommend this movie? Sure, if there is nothing better on, or you are watching it on someone else's dime.

-Spicy

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Women Sporting Shaved Heads Will Get Free Ticket to February 24 Hockey Game in Syracuse, NY


The Syracuse Crunch Invite Britney Spears to Syracuse, NY


















"Women sporting shaved heads will Get free ticket to Saturdays game.


In an effort to provide tranquility for troubled pop star Britney Spears' turbulent lifestyle the Syracuse Crunch of the American Hockey League have invited the newly separated icon to spend an all expense paid trip in snow-buried Syracuse, NY.

In recent weeks Spears has been the subject of negative publicity surrounding late-night partying, a very short stint in rehab and being photographed without wearing any underwear and a new shaved look.

In a show of support the Crunch is offering any woman that comes to the War Memorial Box Office with a shaved head a free ticket to the club's February 24 game against the Manitoba Moose.

The Crunch's offer of an all expense paid trip will begin with their game on the 24th. Also if Spears accepts the Crunch's invitation each member of the club's front office staff will shave their heads."


Sorry Crunch, it looks like Britney is busy this weekend.

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Source: Press Release/ Thanks Mark!


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Britney Spears Enters Rehab For the Second Time in a Week

TMZ.com & People Magazine have confirmed that Britney Spears has entered a rehabilitation center once again.


Britney checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles earlier today due to mounting pressure from her family. Let's hope Britney sticks with it this time.

Britney's manager Larry Rudolph, told People, "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today," Rudolph says in a statement. "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

Full pic of Britney in rehab at Splash News

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Kevin Federline Steps Up To The Plate



Kevin Federline, known for whooping it up in Sin City, canceled plans in Las Vegas during the NBA All-Star weekend so that he could be available for his children.











"Kevin is concerned for Britney and his children," says a friend of Federline's. "Of course he's concerned about her. He loves her. He's always loved her – even after she started divorce proceedings."


According to another People Magazine source, Federline had booked a room from February 14-19th at the Venetian, but canceled the reservation.

This is nice news about the couple for once. I guess Kevin isn't 100% dirtbag afterall. Which is a great thing considering his children are really going to need him now.


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Source: People

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An Apple a Day..


Heading to more doctors appointments today, make yourself at home at the following kick ass blogs!

TMZ
Hollyscoop
ImBringingBloggingBack
PoponthePop
HollywoodBackwash
TheBlemish
NinjaDude


See you this afternoon!

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Lindsay Lohan Worries Her Little Sister Will Be Like Her



Lindsay Lohan is worried little sister Aliana just might become more of a party hound than she is.


Lindsay told Britain's Top of the Pops magazine, "My little sister Aliana's opinions are the most important to me. She says, 'I want to look like you, you're so pretty!' But she is very beautiful and so she is trouble in the making! She wants to do what I do.

"I'm like her second mother and I am very protective of her."

Lindsay worries less about her brother who is more low key and is studying to be a lawyer.

She explained, "My brother Cody is 19. He wants to stay out of the limelight and become a lawyer. I want him to be an entertainment lawyer, so he can help me out!"

You can pretty much bet that yes, that little one is going to be a party whore sometime in the near future. She has obviously looked up to Lindsay and is all eager beaver to be just like her. Heh.
If Aliana doesn't know about the coke parties and clam flashing now she will soon enough..


























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Source: 24Dash.com
Photos: CelebUtopia


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Tuesday Birthday Bitches


Happy Birthday to:









Edward Albert - 20 February, 1951
Gordon Brown - 20 February, 1951
Cindy Crawford - 20 February, 1966
Kimberley Davies - 20 February, 1973
Majandra Delfino - 20 February, 1981
Kurt Cobain - 20 February, 1967
Carine Holties - 20 February, 1966
Kerri Hoskins - 20 February, 1970
John Leslie - 20 February, 1965
Brian Littrell - 20 February, 1975
Stephon Marbury - 20 February, 1977
Rodney Rowland - 20 February, 1964
Sidney Poitier - 20 February, 1924
Andrew Shue - 20 February, 1967
French Stewart - 20 February, 1971
Lili Taylor - 20 February, 1967
Ophelie Winter - 20 February, 1974

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2/19/07

Anna Nicole Smith, Pregnant and Wasted


You've heard the stories, now here is proof that the Playboy Playmate was getting stoned out of her gourd when she was carrying Dannielynn.

In this clip which aired tonight on FOX News (later to be uploaded online by TMZ) Anna is clearly under the influence of something good. Methadone perhaps? Her face is painted like a ridiculous clown (so fitting) and she is talking to Howard Stern, barely able to comprehend what is going on.

The video starts with her talking to a doll in her baby carriage. Howard jokes at one point about her taking a 'mushroom trip' and it flies over her head. Then Howard goes on to tell her about how much the video clip they are filming would be worth. Also more proof of the integrity of Mr. Stern.

Just another chapter in the Anna Nicole tragedy.















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Source: TMZ

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Christina Ricci & Samuel L. Jackson Arrive at the Premiere of 'Black Snake Moan' at the Chelsea West Cinemas in New York City.

Christina looks glamorous and Samuel looks, well, comfortable!


















































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Source: GettyImages

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Lots of clowns at Paris' birthday


Tara Reid bikini pics


Simpsons:The Movie trailer


More of Paris Hilton's birthday..yay


Mischa Barton caught in the act?


Whitney Houston and Ray J getting it on?


Brad Pitt does 'Interview' magazine


Tarrantino's new 'Grindhouse' trailers


Brangelina and kids roaming the Big Easy


Hank Williams Jr has no love for Mary Jane


Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are still on


Britney's hair goes from eBay to private site


Jessica and Ashlee Simpson have the same pout


Lindsay Lohan finishes rehab celebrates at club


Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan expecting child


Kelly Osbourne says a family member is HIV Positive


Win stuff for your dog at the Celebrity Dog Watcher Blog!


Justin Timberlake won't bad mouth Britney Spears' bald head



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More Fun With Bald Britney



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Monday Birthday Bitches


Happy Birthday to:















Mary Anderson - 19 February, 1979
Justine Bateman - 19 February, 1966
Jeff Daniels - 19 February, 1955
Benicio Del Toro - 19 February, 1967
Haylie Duff - 19 February, 1985
Falco - 19 February, 1957
Tony Iommi - 19 February, 1948
Lisa Mccune - 19 February, 1971
Seal - 19 February, 1963
Smokey Robinson - 19 February, 1940
Katja Schuurman - 19 February, 1975
Amy Tan - 19 February, 1952
Andreas Vincigurra - 19 February, 1981
Ray Winstone - 19 February, 1957




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Britney Ain't Got Nothing on You!

Britney Tee for sale here.




















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Source: STAR

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Britney Almost Misses Plane Home to LA



According to People Magazine, Britney Spears was late for her American Airlines flight back to Los Angeles this weekend.


She reportedly ran through the airport to make her flight home.

Spears appeared teary eyed and begged the ticket agent to let her on the plane.
David Paulsen, a man at an adjoining gate said that Britney was visibly upset when she begged to be allowed onboard.

"She was really upset. She (said) to the agent, 'I've got to get on this plane to get home to my kids.' She looked like she was about to cry."

According to David the ticket agent eventually called the pilot to see if there was time to allow Britney onboard.

"'I've got Britney Spears here and she wants to get on the plane.'" After a pause, the agent said, "'No, I'm serious. Can we get her on the plane?'"

Moments later the plane, which had not yet left the runway, returned for Britney.

An American Airlines spokesperson tells People that it's not unusual for the airline to allow late arrivals on the plane as long as it doesn't delay the flight. The final decision is left up to the cockpit crew and gate agents.

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Source: People

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Kim Cattrall at the Laurence Olivier Awards in London on February 18th


Not one of Kim's better days..





Christina Aguilera - NBA All Star Game - Half-Time

Channeling Bette Midler and Michael Jackson...again.

She needs a new routine. The 1940's sailor pinup girl thing she has got going on is so 2006..




























































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Source:CelebUtopia

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NASCAR Fan?



TMZ has got some of the advertisements featuring drivers like Kasey Kahne, Tony Stewart and of course Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Here's Washington's own Kasey Kahne for Allstate.

See the rest of the videos
here.













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Source: TMZ

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Fergie at the 'Let's Get It Started' All-Star Bash




More like the 'Let's Get Retarded' party.


Fergie has the most bizzare look on her face in these pics. Is her face swollen? Recent surgery? Dental procedure? Too much cheeba?












































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Source: CelebUtopia


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Eva Longoria at the 2007 NBA All-Star Game




Boy, did she whore it up!


Prince
didn't look like he minded much. I think the guy has a foot fetish anyhow, and Eva was more than happy to show him her hot tramp shoes. You know Prince wanted them for himself.

























































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Source: CelebUtopia

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Dita Von Teese at Mr. Chow on Saturday Night



Dita doesn't seem to be missing her freakish ex whatsoever these days!

















































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Source: CelebUtopia

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Who Is It?


Nice price tags on her shoes!







































Boy, that was fast! It was Geri Halliwell!

























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The Latest Celebrity DUI



Police arrested Ray Liotta for driving under the influence after he crashed his vehicle into several parked cars in Los Angeles.






















Police said that during the weekend Liotta hit two parked cars, one so forcibly that it jumped the curb, TMZ.com said. No one was injured.


Liotta was released just after midnight Sunday on $15,000 bail. A hearing is scheduled for March 19.


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Source: Playfuls.com

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American Idol Finalist Photos Emerge

Oh gawd, here we go.

These pics are hysterical to me, they scream jealousy.


Some high school 'friend' (or the bitch she went to tryouts with) put these pics of American Idol finalist, Antonella Barba, on the internet. The pics first appeared on Bastardly.com. They show Antonella drinking while underage, peeing on a toilet, (with no ass gasket! Eww!) and sunbathing topless (oooh let's all freak out!).

B
ig freaking deal.
In this day and age these pics are so Girl Scout!

Bo-ring!

























































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Source: ONTD

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More Art from Pretty on the Outside




Britney is of course the most recent addition to David's site.



























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Britney Gets a Wig to Hide Her Bald Head


Britney wore a cheap looking blonde wig, (reminiscent of Halloween Marilyn Monroe's) when she went out for a night on the town this weekend.










Britney stopped by the Roxy on Sunset Blvd. and then the Polo Lounge.


Britney claims to want the paparazzi and people to leave her alone yet she is out in the public eye, the paparazzi haven of Hollywood, all the time.

Is she playing us? Or is she just completely nutzo? I'm still on team 'Nutzo' but I don't know, sometimes I think the Britney train wreck just might be smarter than we think...

..Nah!


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Source: DailyMailUK

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2/18/07

Britney Spears vs. Mr. Clean

Gallery of the Absurd splits our sides again!
























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Victoria Beckham Takes Kids to Disneyland



Victoria must have felt ultra thin.


It looks like all the chubby mothers decided to join her that day.






























































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Christina Aguilera & Jordy Bratman at Jay-Z And Lebron James' Two Kings Dinner

Poor Jordy always looks so pale and sickly next to the sprayed tan Xtina.





















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PhotoSource: CelebUtopia

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Mariah Carey Against Banning Size Zero Models



Mariah Carey arrived home this past Saturday after spending a week in London.

While there a reporter from the UK's Daily Mail asked Mariah what she thought of banning size zero models in fashion shows.





















"I don't think anyone should be banned from anything,"
Carey told the Daily Mail.


"There should not be a precedent. That cannot work if you are naturally a size zero. As long as it's not leading people to do harmful things to themselves to achieve that, then it's fine."


Sounds good to me, but I don't think the problem is the size zero models who were born that way.

Let's get real. The problem is the ones who are taking extreme measures to obtain a size zero, or whatever size it is. Hell, someone could be a size three and could easily be knocking on death's door. Mariah's answer just completely skirted the issue. Not that I would expect much else from Mariah.

Thinking be to hard!



























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Source: The Daily Mail
PhotoSource: CelebUtopia

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Paris Hilton Celebrates Her Birthday in Vegas



Paris was in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel to celebrate her 26th birthday on Saturday.


Psst..Paris, you're extensions are showing.





































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Photo Source: CelebUtopia

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Weekend Birthday Bitches!



This was quite the weekend for Hollywood birthdays!

Happy birthday to:














Michael Bay - 17 February, 1965
Jim Brown - 17 February, 1936
Tyrone Burton - 18 February, 1979
Matt Dillon - 18 February, 1964
Dr. Dre - 18 February, 1965
Jeremy Edwards - 17 February, 1971
Shawn Estes - 18 February, 1973
Brenda Fricker - 17 February, 1945
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - 17 February, 1981
Paris Hilton - 17 February, 1981
Barry Humphries - 17 February, 1934

Michael Jordan - 17 February, 1963
Levon Kirkland - 17 February, 1969
Tim Mahoney - 17 February, 1970
Valeria Mazza - 17 February, 1972
Chante Moore - 17 February, 1967
Jerry O'Connell - 17 February, 1974
Lou Diamond Phillips - 17 February, 1962
Steve Poltz - 18 February, 1960
Denise Richards - 17 February, 1972
Molly Ringwald - 18 February, 1968
Jason Ritter - 17 February, 1980
Rene Russo - 17 February, 1954
Cybill Shepherd - 18 February, 1950
John Travolta - 18 February, 1954
Bryan White - 17 February, 1974
Vanna White - 18 February, 1957



And Happy Birthday to all the Smackaholics out there!


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Buy Britney's Hair on eBay



Of course!
























ebay - Buy Lock of Britney's Hair

(at the time of posting it is at $57000 - with 6 days still to go!)

The best part of the auction is reading the questions sent in to the person selling the hair.


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