X-rated flick chick Jenna Jameson has annoyed Hollywood heavyweights who want to turn her best-selling book, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star," into a movie. 
"She hasn't been showing up for meetings" with a major production company interested in "Porn Star," a source claims.
But Jameson should be forgiven. Our source says the gorgeous blond, who has to look good from head to toe professionally, has had a little work done "down there" - and is not pleased with it.
"She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy," said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, "she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie," which would be a mainstream production.
Jameson became famous for work in more than 100 X-rated flicks, including the classics "Camera Sutra" and "Udderly Ridiculous."
Her agent Mike Esterman said, "I have no idea" when asked about the surgery. Regarding the missed meetings, a spokeswoman for Club Jenna (a Jameson company) told us that "Jenna isn't always available within a few minutes."
Source: NYDailyNews
3/30/07
Jenna Jameson and Her Vaginal Woes
Paris Hilton to Do Jail Time?
Prosecutors asked a judge on Thursday to revoke Paris Hilton's probation for reckless driving, which could lead to jail time for the celebrity socialite, the City Attorney's Office said.
A hearing has been set for April 17 for prosecutors to argue that Hilton, 26, violated the terms of her probation by knowingly driving with a suspended license, said Nick Velasquez, a spokesman for the city attorney, Rocky Delgadillo.
The hotel heiress and star of the reality TV show "The Simple Life" was sentenced to three years probation in January after pleading no contest -- the equivalent of a guilty plea -- to alcohol-related reckless driving.
Five weeks later, police pulled Hilton over again in the city of West Hollywood for driving without headlights and impounded her car, a $190,000 Bentley, when they discovered her license had been suspended, authorities said.
The case was then referred to the City Attorney's Office.
At the time, Hilton's spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said his client was not aware that her driving privileges had been curtailed. But prosecutors have since concluded otherwise.
"We are confident that we have sufficient evidence to prove that her license was suspended, and that she had knowledge of that suspension," Velasquez said.
If found to have breached the terms of her probation, Hilton could be sentenced to up to 90 days in jail, he added.
Britney Spears Hits the Town
Britney Spears headed out for a very brief night on the town after her and Kevin agreed to a divorce settlement. 
The pair had a grueling five hour meeting yesterday in which they finally reached a settlement in their divorce. Reportedly Kevin will get $1 Million, and they will share custody of their two children, 50/50.
Britney had her teeth whitened at the dentist and stopped by The Bridge Restaurant and Lounge in Hollywood yesterday after the settlement meeting.
She didn't stay long, about 45 minutes and she was outta there.
Even though she has the granny chic thing going I still think she looks pretty good considering what she has looked like in recent times.
Photo: CelebUtopia
Lindsay Gets Free Use of Chic New Condo in New York
Lindsay Lohan has been given a free condo because the owners wanted to make the new building appear glamorous.
Lohan was reported to have purchased an apartment in New York's new Atelier building, on West 42nd Street, but developers have actually just offered her the use of it for free to boost their profile.
"She's not buying or renting the apartment but she will probably start house hunting for her own place in Manhattan once she gets back from a three-month movie shoot in London."
The condo is decorated in fashionable retro style described as "mid-century" and the building has its own gym, sauna, indoor pool, basketball and volleyball courts and a roof-top billiard lounge.
Source: EOG.com
DJ AM Hooks Up With Model
Adam 'DJ AM' Goldstein has moved on after splitting up with Mandy Moore - he's now dating model Jessica Stam.
The couple have been seen kissing around NYC lately.
Source: ContactMusic
Celebrity Quote of the Day - Candy Spelling
"Having my whole family back together again, it's kind of nice."
- Candy Spelling regarding her and daughter Tori's reconciliation.
Source: People
"You Owe Me $50 Bucks."
Chris Sligh didn't know those words would be heard by millions Wednesday night after he was eliminated.
American Idol had run over it's time slot and Chris figured he was off air. So while singing his 'exit song', 'Everything She Does is Magic', he said his goodbyes to fellow contestants and remarked to Phil Stacy, "You owe me $50 bucks."
Before Wednesday's show, Sligh said he bet Phil $50 that it would be himself who was to be eliminated.
"I just had this feeling in my heart that I was going home," Sligh said.
"I told Phil that I was going home, and he was like, 'No way, there's no way you're going home before me.'"
Source: GreenvilleOnline
Charlize Theron Looks Stoned
Charlize Theron arrived at premiere of The Reaping last night looking gorgeous but a little red eyed.
We know CT likes her sticky green bud, and most of us have seen the photograph of her smoking out of a Granny Smith apple.
So Charlize, you don't fool me. But you might want to have someone else dress you after a toke or three. Oh, and watch the munchies..
3/29/07
Retro Album Cover of the Day
Artist: The B52's
Title: Party Mix
Date: 1981
Label: Warner Brothers Records MINI 3596
Cover: Tony Wright
Photograph: Lynn Goldsmith
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This Weeks 'Star Dogs of the Week' Are...
Yes, I know I am a day late on this! Apologies!
*Lucey!*
Breed: Mini Poodle
Age: 1 year
Bio: Lucey was born in a small town in Missouri. She loves playing with her big brother (also a poodle) Kobe. She also loves her family and going to the dog park. She would LOOOOVE to be Star of the Week!
*Snickers!*
Name: "Snickers"
Age: 18 months
Breed: Golden Retriever/Australian Shepherd Mix
Bio: He lives with his mom and sister in Sacramento, CA. He LOVES going to the puppy park to play with all of his friends. Snickers' favorite treat are Pedigree Jumbones (yum)!
*Roxy & Harley-Dylan!* 
Roxy - Boston Terrier -2 months old She was a gift for me to have when I came home from the critical unit for an entire month at a hospital from a terrible accident. She is the love I needed to get back home! 
Harley-Dylan - Brindle French Bulldog - 5 years old Harley was a rescue dog. I saved him from an abusive home and he is just as special as Roxy.
*Bruce Lee!* 
I want to submit my dog, Bruce Lee, for your Star Dog of the Week. He is a Pomarainian/Chinuahua and is about three years old. He's posing with his favorite baby here, Floppy Dog.
Thanks,
Samantha
*Bailey!* 
Breed: “Irish Jack Russell” (mix)
Birthday: July 4th
Age: 3
Hometown: Louisville, Kentucky
Current Residence: Beverly Hills, California
Born on a farm to parents of unknown origin (he’s a Kentucky farm accident!), the little guy was found wandering the winding roads of Bluegrass country all by his lonesome one day. The little cream pup – he wasn’t six weeks old – was picked up by a kind passerby and brought to the wonderful folks at the Kentucky Humane Society.
A few weeks later, I was driving home from a successful meeting and wanted to celebrate by playing with the puppies at the Humane Society. I had done this before, but the minute I walked in to the Puppy Playpen, my life was changed forever. The little guy had my heart! And we’ve been inseparable since.
I’d had Bailey less than a month when I was offered a job at a Thoroughbred farm. Bailey came to work with me every day. He was the happiest pup I’ve ever seen – the smells made it like Little Doggie Olfactory Heaven! A few months later, I was offered a job in my hometown and Bail wonderfully braved the friendly skies. Since moving to California, Bailey has successfully competed twice in the San Pedro LobsterFest Dog Parade: taking home the blue ribbon in the 2006 Large Division.
When we lived in Kentucky, ‘walks’ were running through the paddocks with some of the most talented Thoroughbreds in recent memory (Smarty Jones, Point Given, Silver Charm, and more)...but now Bailey’s thrice daily walks are down Rodeo Drive and past the paparazzi. He’s come a long way from that lonely Louisville road!
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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Donatella Versace
"Our daughter, Allegra has been battling anorexia, a very serious disease, for many years. She is receiving the best medical care possible to help overcome this illness and is responding well. Allegra is not at present staying in any hospital, she is living in her private residence and her condition does not cause particular concerns. As parents, we are doing our best to protect our daughter. However, due to numerous media reports, we want to let everyone know that we appreciate their concern for Allegra, and we ask that her privacy be respected at this time."
-Donatella Versace responding to claims that her daughter, Allegra, is dying in a hospital of anorexia.
Victoria Beckham Loves To Flaunt Her Missile Nipples
Us Weekly have posted a letter to Victoria Beckham on their site asking her to wear bras while living in Los Angeles because people are sick of seeing her nipples. Source: ActressArchives
They write, "There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do.
"It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe.
"Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags."
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Ben Stiller Is One Lucky Mofo
His wife, Christine Taylor, is just gorgeous.
I totally have a girl crush on this hot mama. Maybe it's my Marsha Brady fetish coming out, or maybe it's simply because she is so stunning.
She has such an all American girl look about her. Her hair, her skin, she's flawless. She must be absolutely tiny because Ben Stiller is a little guy isn't he?
Source: CelebUtopia
'Blades of Glory' Premiere March 28, 2007
3/28/07
Perez Hilton's Yearbook Photo
What a hottie, yo.
His hair is like a well fertilized lawn...
..maybe because he's a shit head.
Retro Album Cover of the Day
Artist: Rod Stewart
Title: Sing It Again Rod
Date: 1973
Label: Mercury Records SRM-1-680
Album Design: Shakey Pete Corriston
Photography: Cosimo Sciana, Emerson, Loew and Steve Azzara
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Angelina Jolie: Saint or Sinner?
Us Weekly stirs up some Angelina Jolie controversy. 
Angelina Jolie recently announced, to much fanfare, that she would be a stay-at-home mom. "I will stay at home to help Pax adjust to his new life," Jolie told the Ho Chi Minh City Law newspaper on March 16. "I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for the moment."
So it came as a surprise four days later when Variety reported that the Oscar winner had signed up to play an assassin in Wanted, which is set to begin shooting in April in Prague.
Even more bewildering was Jolie, 31, showing up in Chicago on March 23 for screen tests on Wanted. The fact that Jolie was anywhere but at home with her family was odd.
Just eight days earlier, the actress had picked up her newly adopted son, Pax, from a Vietnam orphanage. But, despite what she told the Vietnamese newspaper, the mother-of-four does not appear to be slowing down any time soon. She's also slated to star in Atlas Shrugged and The Changeling, which is preparing a fall start.
"That does seem like a heavy workload for someone with a large family," Christine Adamec, author of Is Adoption for You?, tells Us. Adds L.A.-area early-development psychologist Marcy Axness: "Children thrive on predictability, continuity, security and rhythm in their daily life."
That's not the only about-face Jolie has made recently. The day Jolie picked up Pax at the orphanage, where paparazzi swarmed, she said, "Photographs make him upset. I'm sorry for bringing this into his life."
And yet, just days after picking up Pax, Jolie staged photos of herself, Zahara, Maddox and Pax and sold them to the U.K.'s Hello! magazine and People magazine.
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The Latest Celebrity DUI
Jaime Luis Gomez, aka Taboo of the Black Eyed Peas, was arrested for marijuana possession after he was involved in a car collision.
Police were called to Grand Avenue and Valley Boulevard in the CIty of Industry around 11:30 p.m. Tuesday after a report of a non-injury vehicle collision, said Deputy Jeff Cannon.
Police talked to Gomez, 31, then detained him. A search of his vehicle turned up marijuana and medicine that did not have a required prescription, authorities said.
Gomez was booked on suspicion of possessing less than an ounce of marijuana, having a prescribed medication without a prescription and driving under the influence. All are misdemeanors, officials said.
Gomez was released after posting $5,000 bail.
Source: LATimes
Paris the Heiress Paper Doll
Staining the pristine reputation of the paper doll world comes the 'Paris the Heiress' Paper Doll book.
Paris the Heiress: A Paris Hilton Paper Doll Book.
Dress her up! Accessorize! Stage your own little tragicomedy with the up-and-coming queen of all media.
Sure, Paris has done the down-on-the-farm bit, but with the outfits in this book you can really stretch her repertoire. Why not Paris as brain surgeon, biker chick, or even (quel horreur!) overweight suburban housewife?
The Paris Hilton Paper Doll Book comes complete with two 10-inch-tall, perforated paper dolls and a whole closet full of outfits the living doll would not be caught dead in. Fashions come and go, but as Rick told Ilsa in Casablanca … We’ll always have Paris.
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Sienna Miller Promotes Saving Energy While Looking Fug
Actress Sienna Miller has teamed up with Bollywood film stars to launch a climate change campaign.
Actress Sienna Miller has teamed up with Bollywood film stars to launch a climate change campaign.
Miller dropped in to promote a new collaboration between environmental campaigners and Bollywood's equivalent to the Oscars.
The International Indian Film Academy event will be held later this year in Sheffield, Bradford and Leeds after the Yorkshire region beat New York, Rome, Barcelona, Marrakech, Melbourne and Hong Kong as the venue for 2007.
Event organizers have teamed up with Global Cool, which is campaigning to get a billion people around the world to reduce their greenhouse gas emissions.
Miller, 25, is planning to travel to India to witness first hand the effects of global warming.
Miller said: "I'm very excited about joining Global Cool and their campaign to tackle Global Warming."
"Climate change is an issue that is going to affect us all unless we act now and I truly believe Global Cool's approach of encouraging individuals to reduce their energy use will go a long way to solving the problem.
"I would also like to say how grateful I am to the International Indian Film Academy for giving us the opportunity to spread our messages and tips to their audience of 400 million people around the globe," she said.
Source: itv.com
Picture Source: CelebUtopia
Celebrity Quote of the Day - Lindsay Lohan
"You still haven't changed. Don't go near my mother ever again."
-Lindsay Lohan to her father, Michael Lohan
Source:PageSix
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are 100% Dating
Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are a couple, and a gorgeous one at that.
Reese and Jake met last year on the set of the movie, 'Rendition'. The couple have been spotted together in New York recently sparking rumors of the two being involved romantically.
"They are 100% dating," a source revealed to Perez Hilton. "Reese and Jake are being smart about things and keeping their relationship very discreet and out of the public eye."
3/27/07
Spicy Night Links!
Christina Ricci for Louis Vuitton (HBW)
Happy birthday Fergie (AIW)
Who's Alan Jouban? Ladies, check it and see (Bumpshack)
Nicole Kidman is pregnant again (GOT)
Juliette Lewis rocks out (TMZ)
Laguna Beach's Jessica Smith arrested for drunken crash (HS)
Christina Aguilera wears see through clothing (JIYH)
Donatella Versace takes a spill (IBBB)
Hugh Hefner gets jiggy with it (CityRag)
Randy Spelling popped Paris Hilton's cherry (TheBlemish)
Goldie Hawn lets 'em hang (TheSkinny)
Prince William feeling a chick up (NinjaDude)
Hilary Duff and Joel Madden run into each other (MizMonica)
Kelly Rowland on TRL (POTP)
Sanjaya's mohawk (INO)
Gwen Stefani is annoyed by Sanjaya (Hollyscoop)
Does Mandy Moore already have a new guy? (Gabsmash)
South Park takes on Hillary Clinton (Glitterati)
Paris Hilton showing off her new breast implants (F&C)
Britney Spears lost 10 lbs in rehab (DH)
American Idol's Alaina Alexander Pulls An Antonella Barba
Girls these days know how easy it is to get attention when they need it fast. 
And Alaina Alexander is no exception.
Thank her lucky stars that there are fast and effective ways of getting press in this day and age. One of them is through MySpace.
If you have been on a reality show and your star is fading fast just pop a few risque photographs of yourself on your MySpace and BAM! You're back in the spotlight. At least for a day or so, and if only on gossip blogs.
Such is the story of Alaina Alexander. Alaina who, you ask? Alaina Alexander, the one who sobbed uncontrollably and couldn't sing during her goodbye performance after being voted off American Idol just a few weeks back. So to get back in the spotlight she posted pics on MySpace and now they are spreading around like wildfire.
She's not nude or anything but you know the guys will logon in droves to get a look.
Source: TMZ
Wynonna Judd Files For Divorce
Country singer Wynonna Judd has filed for divorce from her estranged husband, Dan R. Roach.
The news comes one week after he was arrested in Texas on charges of sexual abuse of a child.
He is reportedly held at Taylor County Jail and being held on $750,000 bond.
Nashville police stated that Roach was arrested Thursday in Abilene and charged with three counts of aggravated sexual battery against a child younger than 13.
Judd released a statement on her website, "I am obviously devastated. Our family will pull together, begin the healing process and hopefully - by the Grace of God - become stronger. We will move forward with our faith, family and our friends to find resolution to this difficult situation."
She has named irreconcilable differences as the reason for the dissolution.
Roach had been in rehab for drugs and alcohol at the Shades of Hope Treatment Center in Buffalo Gap, Texas since February 21, 2007. The same treatment center that Wynonna attended in the past for food addiction.
The couple were married on November 22, 2003.
Source: Playfuls.com
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Jennifer Love Hewitt & Boyfriend Enjoy a Day Together
Just clowning around yesterday, enjoying the sites at Universal Studios.
Source: CelebUtopia
Lindsay Lohan and Robbie Williams
Robbie Williams is just one of the many guys that Lindsay has been toying with these days. 
She has also been linked to Jude Law, James Blunt, Stavros Niarchos and some other guy I can't remember. It seems that Lindsay and Robbie would get along great. They could share drugs and blisters, and she could call him Daddy as he plugged her from behind. Can't you just see it now?
Source:DailyMail.co.uk
Heather Mills Doesn't Let Her Leg Get in the Way
I don't watch the 'Dancing with the Stars' crap.
It has got to be the cheesiest reality show out there. I can't even watch Olympic figure skating how am I supposed to watch b-list (if their lucky) celebrities doing the Mambo?
I will admit though, I did tune in at first to see Heather's performance. I watched one couple dance, and couldn't take it anymore. Whatever was going to happen with Heather just was not going to be worth the wait for me. Thankfully there is YouTube.
Heather got acrobatic.
James Blunt and Petra Nemcova Split
Not too surprising.
He's been seen out and about with Lindsay Lohan lately, who's seeing three other guys right now. Such is Hollywood.
A spokesperson is saying Petra and James have been split since February.
He was lucky to have her for that long.
He's just a one hit wonder, doofus looking, egomaniac who no one will remember next year. Then he'll be back to wishing he could score someone as gorgeous as Petra.
Source: PeopleMagazine
Kevin Costner and Wife Having a Baby
Kevin Costner, 52, and wife of two years, handbag designer Christine Baumgartner, 33, are having a baby boy.
Christine wants to name him Crash, and Kevin wants the more traditional Henry,” adds a source. This will be the first child for the couple, although Kevin has three children with first wife Cindy Silva, and a son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Rooney.
Source: Star Magazine
3/26/07
Spicy Links!
Scott Weiland and wife in bloody fight in hotel room (CelebrityMound)
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Courtney Love topless in Italian Vogue (AIW)
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More post rehab Britney Spears (HBW)
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Punk singer arrested for murder (NinjaDude)
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Anna Nicole meds (Hollyscoop)
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Rock Stars Who've Caught Fire Onstage
Being a rock star is all about going that extra mile for the fans.
Frequently it seems that extra mile involves massive pyrotechnic displays supervised by stringy-haired heshers who say things like, “Dude, this is going to be so f*ckin’ rad!” Surprisingly enough, sometimes these displays don’t go exactly as planned. Here are 10 artists who learned the hard way that “If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned,” is more than just a tired old cliché.
By David Peisner
James Hetfield of Metallica
Metallica was onstage at Montreal’s Olympic Stadium in 1992, when their frontman accidentally stepped into the path of one of the 12-foot towers of flame that had been rigged to shoot from the lip of the stage. His guitar protected him from the full force of the blast, but fire still engulfed his left side, burning his hand, arm, eyebrows, face and hair. He suffered second- and third-degree burns, but was back onstage 17 days later. Guns N' Roses, who were co-headlining the show, rose to the occasion in typical fashion by cutting their set short after less than an hour, leading angry fans to riot.
Michael Jackson
Jacko was filming a Pepsi commercial in front of 3,000 fans in 1984, when a fireworks display behind him malfunctioned, shooting a shower of sparks down upon the singer’s head and setting fire to his hair. Jackson was apparently unfazed by his blazing locks, calmly covering his head with his jacket while his brothers rushed to help. He did suffer second-degree burns and subsequently wore a hairpiece when collecting Grammys later that year.
Wyclef Jean
Wyclef Jean was hoping to conjure the spirit of Jimi Hendrix when he set fire to his guitar after playing “The Star Spangled Banner” at the three-day Woodstock music festival in 1999. But much like everything else at that ill-fated festival, things got out of hand, and Jean — ever the third-rate mimic — torched his fingers in the blaze. Fortunately, the fire was extinguished quickly, leaving concertgoers plenty of time to light their own far more impressive blazes later in the festival.
Arthur Brown
Befitting a character whose biggest hit (with his group, the Crazy World of Arthur Brown) was “Fire,” and who billed himself as the "God of Hellfire," this pioneering shock-rock shaman used to arrive onstage in the late '60's wearing a flaming crown. On separate occasions he accidentally set fire to his robes and burned his face. But perhaps his most memorable mishap occurred in Windsor, England, when the methane that fueled his crown poured over his head and caught fire. Fortunately, two bystanders doused the flames by pouring beer on Brown’s head, preventing any serious injury.
Gene Simmons of Kiss
As the bombastic Kiss bassist certainly knows, one of the perils of breathing fire is that you can’t always control where the fire goes. Problems arose the very first time Simmons attempted the stunt onstage on New Year’s Eve 1973, in New York City. Toward the end of “Firehouse,” Simmons walked offstage to fill his mouth with kerosene, but when he returned to the center of the stage and blew a large fireball, it set his copiously hair-sprayed locks ablaze. A roadie quickly extinguished the flames with a wet towel, but Simmons hardly learned his lesson: He’d repeat the mishap another half-dozen or so times in his career.
Till Lindemann of Rammstein
Rammstein’s first pyrotechnic foray involved pouring gasoline on the stage and then lighting a match. The German industrial-metal outfit’s stage show has come a long way since then. Frontman Till Lindemann is now a licensed pyrotechnician who spends entire songs engulfed head-to-toe in flames. For his trouble, he has burned his ears, his hair and his arms. But since the band frequently incorporates fake accidents into their stage show, it’s unclear just how often he actually gets singed. As bandmate Christoph Schneider puts it, “Till gets burned all the time, but he likes the pain.”
Aldrin Montecinos of Megiddo
Montecinos, the singer for Chilean black metal band Megiddo, was performing in Valdivia, Chile, in 2004, when his fire-breathing routine went awry. He unleashed a fireball mid-song that quickly set his long beard and hair alight, turning his head into a torch for several seconds. His bassist and guitarist helped beat back the flames, then quickly showed their metal chops by carrying on playing. Montecinos suffered first-degree burns, but vowed not to ditch the pyro from the band’s act. Watch it here!
Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P.
Metal provocateurs W.A.S.P. never met a stage gimmick they wouldn’t try. When they set out on tour in the mid-'80s, frontman Blackie Lawless strode onstage wearing a codpiece that shot flames into the air. The first night he tried to use it, though, the codpiece exploded, lifting him a foot and a half off the ground, catching his pants on fire and burning his legs. Nursing his wounds that night in the dressing room, Lawless sagely commented to his bandmates, “If we wrote better songs we wouldn’t have to resort to stunts like this.”
Bob Bryar of My Chemical Romance
For their video for “Famous Last Words” in 2006, My Chemical Romance were filmed performing the tune on a barren wasteland while the set from their previous video “Welcome to the Black Parade” burned all around them. Unfortunately for drummer Bob Bryar, a flare-up during the final take of the day set his pants on fire, a conflagration that can be seen when watching the finished video closely. Bryar needed a skin graft to repair the damaged skin, and the wound subsequently got infected, requiring an extended hospital stay and the canceling of three tour dates. Watch it here!
Source: Blender
Interview With Traci Bingham
Traci Bingham was the winner of the first Surreal Life Fame Games. 
She won $100,000 on last night's season finale. I like Traci and was glad she won it. She is really a funny chick and goofy, but down to earth. I don't know about you but I got myself a rubber chicken just for the sole purpose of doing rubber chicken shots. Heh, those rock.
How about Rob Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice) totally freaking out at Ron Jeremy because he 'back stabbed' him? Sure it wasn't too cool of Ron to swear on his mothers grave and all, but give me a break, it's a game. Rob is a fucking maniac. Imagine being married to that bastard. Wife beating anyone?
Congratulations!
Thank you. Thank you, thank you. I was beaming for, like, three weeks after we filmed [last year]. Everyone was like, "What is wrong with you?" and I couldn't tell anybody because we were under contract. I was running around in the dress we wore at the end of the show, in Vegas. I don't think anyone expected me to win. And once I heard the snickering, people talking about how I wasn't going to win, I said, "Oh yeah?" And here's my quote: Never, ever underestimate the power of a Bingham. Just when you think we're last, we kick ass and win.
It seemed like you really took the show to heart, like when you were upset about being on the B-list.
No one really knew the rules of the game when we first walked in the house. I was upset being on the B-list because I felt like when I was on a team with the B-lister people, no one seemed like they gave a s***. I wasn't used to hanging around with people who didn't give a s***. I'm an all-or-nothing type of gal. I don't half-ass anything. I'm a really great competitor.
Do you think that attitude was key to your success?
Yes. I thought of the show as an opportunity to not only have some fun, but to make some good, easy, fun money. But you had to work for it, and I don't think that anybody really got that. I don't think that anybody really realized that it was their opportunity to shine or their opportunity to show that they were different from the first seasons we were on. Nobody cared so I was like, "Yeah, I'm gonna care." And when I care about something and stay positive, I usually get my way.
Who was your stiffest competition?
I know that Rob really wanted to win because he was kicking butt all the way through. A few times he said he didn't care about winning, but his actions were saying, "Not only am I winning this, but I'm taking all of you down." And I love competitive spirit. I knew Pep wanted to win, because she envisioned it. She has this gift, she's kind of clairvoyant or psychic. She was seeing things or feeling things and maybe freaked out a few people. 
Did Pep predict your victory?
I think in her mind, she saw a brown-skinned woman winning, so it was either her or me, because those are the only two brown women that I knew on that show.
What did you think of Rob's final freak-out, when he trashed the set?
I know he's a very boisterous, and, as they say, an angry man. But that day, when he did that, I had fear for the first time because of him, and that's when I ran over to hug Robin Leach. I saw the look in Robin's face, and I knew that he was freaked out, too, and that this was real. It was really weird to see that. It's like, you have a beautiful family, and you've got great money, you have a great career, people still love you…I think what set him off was that he felt set up, but it was a game. It was a game! I told everyone in the beginning that we can be all buddy-buddy and laugh and be friendly, but it's still a game, and there's going to come a time when we have to turn on each other. And I want you to know that if there comes a point where it's between you or me, it's gonna be me going ahead and turning on you because I want to win.
Even though you were fiercely competitive, it seemed like you were cool with everyone in the house, and there was a lot of drama amongst the others.
I like to think that I pretty much am a cool person. I may be in this business and have done very well for myself, but if I weren't in this business, I would still be a cool person. I think people are shocked when they meet me because I'm very sweet and outgoing. I'm very touchy-feely. I'm not a diva. But if you cross me or piss me off, you will see my ugly side.
Was Chyna Doll the person you bonded with most?
Definitely. I get her personality. She may get a bad rap for being Chyna and going through what she has in her life, but no one's perfect. I liked her also because, and you didn't see this on the show, but because of the stories she would tell about her life and all the horrible things that happened to her that I could relate to. I just instantly became her friend because we were on the B-list together. But we're friends to this day. I would do anything for her. We talk and text each other all the time.
It's a rubber-chicken shot reunion! 
Absolutely. Everywhere I go, people are doing rubber-chicken shots. It's something that we're working on making an international thing. She and I made it up. She brought the chicken in, in with a huge bag of toys. We were bored, so I thought, "Let's get the chicken drunk." And we made a play out of it. It became our thing. "RCS" is our code name for "rubber-chicken shot." Sometimes, Chyna Doll will text me, "RCS" and I'll just start laughing.
What went down between you and Verne, when you shared the bed with him?
I never ever ever ever ever had sex with Verne Troyer. It never happened, it never would happen, it never will happen. Every night we were there, I would go in and visit him, whether we were on the B-list or the A-list, because a) he didn't want to be there, b) he was sick, and c) his wisdom teeth were coming in. I really felt bad for him, I just wanted to cheer him up. When I was talking about, "I wanna have a baby," I was talking about having a baby with my fiancee, not with Verne. But he's a sweet guy, I'd do anything for him. I crash in bed with all my friends and family. If you're hanging out, that's what you do. I didn't have sex, I never would. I wouldn't disrespect myself, my fiancé or him like that, especially in that manner on national television. So for all those people who thought I did, you're absolutely wrong. Besides, what hole would it fit in anyway? Your nostril?
You also had a really strong bond with Ron. 
Love Ron. Ron Jeremy is so cool to me. I don't care what anyone says. I don't care for his porno, but, hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. He's just a really good friend. He's very intelligent and funny.
What did you do with the money you won from Surreal Life Fame Games?
Basically, it's in an investment banking account. I'm still deciding what I want to do with it. I have a bunch of ideas. I want to give some money to my brother who's terminally ill with cancer. Of course, I'm a girl, I have to shop. And I also want to give money to charity. But I didn't do the show for the money; I did it for the fun. I would have done it for free.
Tell me about what's coming up for you.
I'm going to be in a movie called Hanging in Hedo, which I shot in Jamaica with Judy Tenuda and Sherman Helmsley. I've got a new line of home décor, pillows, blankets, candles. Things like that. I'm working on a clothing line. I've got a TV series that's in development right now, it's a sitcom. And then I've got a possibly a lingerie line coming out. And there's a few shows that I'll be hosting. Things are going really well. I'm just enjoying my life right now.
Is fame all that it's cracked up to be?
That's a really hard question. What you see on TV is not what you get. Fame can feel good and be good if you do it the right way. You see Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton getting pulled over, getting DUIs, going to rehab, cutting off their hair, running around like crazy people. These are beautiful, wealthy, young women who can do anything they want and have everything they want, and they chose to mess up their lives by doing ridiculous things. OK, they're young, they're experimenting. That's what you do when you're young. But how much more do you have to keep destroying their bodies and their lives and their youths? They're going to start looking older than their parents if they continue doing that. So, is fame all that it's cracked up to be? It can be if you do it right, and if you respect yourself. Just do everything in moderation and then you can enjoy everything and anything you want in your life.
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Perez Hilton's Birthday Party
If you can believe it, Dita Von Teese showed up. 
And of course publicity whore Paris Hilton showed up.
I still find it amazing that they get along so well considering he used to talk mad shit about her until he met her.
It's been his head up her ass ever since!
Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban Leave a Play at Ahmanson Theater
I don't like Nicole Kidman's hair like this. 
The color seems translucent, and it makes her hair look gray. It's like she used a cheap rinse on it or something.
At least it's not blue..
Source: CelebUtopia
Brad Delp's Suicide Sparks Up Old Grudges
The suicide of Brad Delp, lead singer for the 70's rock band Boston, has reignited the problems between old and new band members.
Tom Scholz wasn't informed about or invited to Delp's funeral even though he is the chief songwriter and founder. Early band members who remain close to Delp's ex-wife Micki did attend the memorial service for Delp.
Last week, Micki Delp was quoted as saying Delp was distressed about the conflicts in his professional life and became despondent after a long-time friend was cut from the band's summer concert lineup.
Scholz said that he feels he's being unfairly blamed for his friend's suicide. His lawyer sent Micki Delp a letter Friday demanding a retraction. But Scholz said he still hopes the rift can be mended so the band can be part of a public memorial service.
Delp's fiancee, Pamela Sullivan, said no one intentionally excluded the current band members from the funeral. The family simply wanted to get the children through it as quickly as possible.
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Nancy O'Dell at the Miss USA Pageant
Can you believe Donald Trump wanted to dump her from the event because she was pregnant?
She looks amazing. If Donald only knew when to STFU..
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A Day in the Life of a Celebrity Assistant
From secretary to celebrity assistant
Mariah Carey shown with a personal assistant. You'd think celebrities would at least be able to drink themselves. But not all assistants have it as bad as Carey's.
Who Pulled It Off:
Mary Lou Scott, 47
What She Does:
Scott has been a celebrity assistant since 1993, first with an ex-Cabinet minister and currently with a legendary magazine editor.
What She Used to Do:
Scott was a secretary in an ad agency and then an architectural firm. "I was a single parent and needed the money," she says.
Why She Switched:
"The jobs were boring, and I was disappointed in myself. I needed to see my work in action."
How She Did It:
"I went to an employment agency that specialized in assistant jobs."
What Celebrity Assistants Do:
"Every day is like a Broadway production," says Scott. "I have a to-do list a yard long, and the unexpected always happens. I'm in charge of my boss's business, social, and personal schedule, her travel, her household staff, her gift-buying, her art collection and her correspondence. Come December, I send 800 Christmas cards! "
What About Money and Perks?:
Pay ranges from about 45K to six figures, sometimes with health insurance. Celebrity assistants may travel with their employer, and some have their own assistants; Scott has help three days a week. "A lot of freebies come with the hard work," she admits. "I get everything my boss can't use: designer clothing samples, makeup, flowers, books, CDs, DVDs, goody bags, and a million tickets. I love my life now."
Who Does This Job Best:
"A celebrity assistant has to be discreet, calm, nurturing, and content to remain in the background," says Scott. "My office work was great prep. This could be your career path if you have life experience, are phenomenally organized, and hungry for new challenges.
What Else You Need to Know:
"Confidentiality is primo," Scott emphasizes. "You gossip, you're gone."
Where to Find Out More:
www.nycelebrityassistants.org
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Debbie Matenopoulos at Mentor LA's Promise Gala Honoring Tom Cruise
She poses worse than Paris Hilton!
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Gwen, Gavin & Kingston in WeHo
Gwen Stefani and family enjoy their Sunday afternoon together in West Hollywood.
Little Kingston is looking so much like Dad!
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Spicy Morning Links!
Prince Harry gets drunk..good for him (CBS)
Anna Nicole's death was accidental (NYTimes)
Elton John celebrates his 60th birthday in style (ITV)
Tony Yayo in jail for smacking 14 year old...what do you expect with a name like that? (Playfuls)
Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards sued by two pansy ass photogs (Showbiz)
Eminem to put gag on wife (M&C)
Two heroin-addict mothers will battle over Pax (NineMSN)
3/25/07
Britney Spears Heads to a Salon
Britney Spears has been seen out and about a lot this weekend, including this trip to a hair salon.
I can't imagine why she would go there she can't have enough hair to do anything with yet.
Britney also had an emergency dental appointment this weekend for a molar that had been giving her a lot of pain. This information for those of you who actually give a shit.
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