5/5/07
Celebrity Quote of the Day - Chloe Sevigny
"I did just love taking hallucinogens... But I have never snorted anything, and even as a kid, if I smoked a lot of pot, my heart would and I would think I was going to have a heart attack, so I've always thought if I did cocaine I would have a heart attack. I had a great family life - I would never want it to look as if it reflected on them. I think I was very bored."
- Chloe Sevigny describing her love for drugs as a kid
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Paris Hilton's New Home Away From Home
Sometime before June 5th Paris Hilton's new home will be the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County’s jail for women just south of downtown in Lynwood.
Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a 12x8 foot cell equipped with only a toilet, sink, 6" wide window, and a polished metal mirror.
Paris will receive three low-sodium meals a day, and dinner will be her only hot meal. Her diet will be poultry based, the jail does not allow any pork or beef to be served.
The spoiled heiress will have to rise early for breakfast which is served between 6:30-7:30am.
Hilton will be allowed outside her cell for at least an hour each day to shower, watch television in the day room, participate in outdoor activities or talk on one of the telephones that use prepaid phone cards. Paris will not be allowed to use her personal cell phone or Blackberry.
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Awesome Paris Caricature: POTO
5/4/07
Vintage Pamela Anderson
Ok.
I know I have given Pam some shit over the years but I really do love her. She is a gorgeous sex kitten, an aging one, but still gorgeous.
She has always had a way about her, where she really doesn't give a shit about what the media thinks. She has a good time no matter what.
Sometimes I do think that Pam is being a bit selfish, only in that she still parties like a rock star even though she has hepatitis. And that would be fine except that Pamela has babies. But hey, nobody is perfect, right?
Here's some vintage Pam, before she was corrupted by Tommy, Kid or Hollywood in general. She was sure a gorgeous girl..I don't care what you say.
Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days in the Clink!
Justice is served!
Let me tell you, this is refreshing and welcomed news. I get sick and tired of seeing so many celebrities walk away with just a slap on the wrist for breaking the law in one way or the other.
The one thing that really made me want to see this bitch made an example of was that she flaunted around like the law did not apply to her, as though she were untouchable. Being photographed driving while you have a suspended license was about as ballsy as you can get. Duh, you're a high profile personality and the whole nation knows you have a pulled license and yet you're out prancing your ass around behind a steering wheel. Smart.
Paris' hearing lasted two hours.
Her attorneys argued that the incident of her driving the Bentley Continental GTC was a mistake and that her actions did not warrant her going to jail.
But Rachel Chavarria, 19, who was at the courthouse to pay a speeding ticket thought otherwise.
"If she goes to jail, which she should, she deserves it," Chavarria said. "She had the money and should have called a chauffeur or a taxi and that shows how stupid she is. It's like she's one of those celebrities looking to get attention at any cost."
Her friend, Selene Sanchez, 19, echoed Chavarria's thoughts.
"What it seems people care about more now isn't God, the war or poverty. It's about if Lindsay's on drugs, If Britney's shaving her head or Paris is going to jail," Sanchez said. "It's just absolutely disturbing to see what we care about now."
They say that construction workers building a parking structure across the street from the courthouse yelled "Jail time!" to the many reporters and cameramen who had were set up in front of the court before the hearing.
Paris cried (heh) as judgment was handed down and she said that she was sorry. Her mother, Kathy was said to be quite distraught about the punishment.
Photo Sources: Flynet/Splash
Source: LATimes
Baby Shiloh Brings You Link Lovin'
New Baby Shiloh pics
(POTP)
Lindsay Lohan checks out Britney Spears
(DS)
Playboy Playmate of the Year
(BS)
Kate Moss is stoned and spreading 'em
(ABH)
Kelly Clarkson scraps her new album
(CDL)
This week's Harriet Carter junk highlights
(IBBB)
Jessica Simpson's assistant is a rich bitch
(Gabsmash)
Pamela Anderson wants to see Scarlett Johansson naked
(DH)
Kim Basinger in court, media kicked out
(HS)
Debbie Matenopoulos to score Playboy deal?
(HBW)
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones are cheap
(F&C)
Kim Kardashian and Haylie Duff in ridiculous MySpace catfight
(JIYH)
Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco to reconcile?
(INO)
Kate Bosworth's nipple
(NinjaDude)
Colin Farrell's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend commits suicide shortly after being dumped by her
(TheBlemish)
Paris Hilton Arrives Ten Minutes Late to Court
Paris Hilton arrived at court 10 minutes late today for her probation violation hearing.
When Paris finally showed, she exited the back of a black Cadillac Escalade and was escorted into the Metropolitan Courthouse by a bunch men in monkey suits.
Mommy and Daddy Hilton came to support their sweet and innocent little girl..and to maybe try and swing their weight around.
Paris did not flash her wonky-eyed smile nor did she stop to pose for photographs.
Prosecutors announced earlier that they requested the judge sentence Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation, order that she avoid alcohol for 90 days, wear a monitoring device that would chart whether she complies, and have the suspension of her drivers license extended for an additional four months.
Reporters, paparazzi and helicopters were all present for the heiresses court appearance.
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Chris Robinson and Phil Stacey Speak About Their Time on American Idol
Chris Robinson and Phil Stacey were both eliminated this week on American Idol, the first double elimination ever in the show's history.
Entertainment Tonight spoke with the two Idol finalists and asked them about their relationships, their futures and who they think will walk away as this years American Idol.
ET: Was there a specific performance where the reaction from the judges surprised you?
PHIL: My big surprise came [during] country week. I am more in my comfort zone in country music, but I was so used to getting the critical feedback that when Randy was, "Dude, you were good this week," I was, "Really? Sweet!" That was the one time that my reaction was really surprised.
CHRIS: I remember back in the earlier rounds, I didn't think "Geek in the Pink" would go over too well with the judges. I went out there skeptical. I thought, "Would they like something different?" I went out there and did it. They seemed to really love it. I am glad I did that now.
ET: We know Phil is married, but Chris, are you dating anyone? We heard you might be seeing Lauren Conrad?
CHRIS: I just got out of a three-and-a-half year relationship back home. That's about it. All the other stuff is just rumors. Those people are just my friends and acquaintances. I am pretty much single right now, but still respecting the fact that I got out of a relationship with my girlfriend.
ET: Phil, your commitment to the Navy goes through October 2008. Do you know for sure if you will be able to go on the "American Idol" tour?
PHIL: My primary responsibility is to the United States Navy. The possibility exists that they will need me for a mission. If that is the case, I am committed to following through with my commitment to the Navy. So far, they have been 100 percent flexible with me with "American Idol." They have been gems. They are a huge support base for me. I give the Navy all the props in the world for letting me do what I have done this far.
ET: What song do you want to sing on the tour?
CHRIS: I haven't thought that far ahead. I have a lot of songs in the database. I've just got to figure out which one will best suit the style of music I will be coming out with on my album.
PHIL: I think if I get the opportunity to do the tour, I would really like to do something -- the "Idol Gives Back" thing really changed my life. I think one thing I want to do is be a positive influence on people, and a role model of sorts. I think as a Navy guy, I would like to go out and do something patriotic like "God Bless the U.S.A.", something to represent the Navy and be a unifying factor for us as Americans.
ET: Chris, how was it that you and Blake became so close?
CHRIS: It started in Hollywood. It was just one of those things where we clicked. We had a lot in common: music taste and music style, personality traits, and loyalty and friendship. It was just one of those things where we bonded.
ET: Chris, you had such unique looks on this show -- where did you get your clothes? Were they your own, or did you go shopping?
CHRIS: We would go shopping. I don't remember the names [of the stores]. I remember seeing things and liking it. Sometimes the outfits would go together and sometimes they wouldn't, but it was on purpose that I did that. When I shopped, I tried to fit my style and the theme of the week.
ET: Who do you see as the current frontrunner to become the next "American Idol"?
PHIL: I think the four people who are left have individual strengths that set them apart. Blake is most likely the most original contestant ever on "American Idol." He blew it out this week with Bon Jovi. Melinda is possibly the greatest singer I have ever heard on the show. Lakisha sings with so much passion, it is hard not to get chills. Jordin has a range that lasts for days. Her upper notes have so much power behind them. I think it is anybody's ballgame at this point.
CHRIS: I feel the same exact way.
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Michelle Rodriguez Talks About Being Outed by 'Curve' Magazine
Michelle Rodriguez wrote on her website about being featured on the cover of Curve, a lesbian magazine.
From Michelle's website: "As far as rumors go of me coming out, I guess Curve magazine took it upon themselves to out me on the premise of their own suspicions.
"Whatever, I'm not insulted, I have a big lesbian following, and for whatever reasons they show me love. I'm never going to shun, disrespect or neglect anybody who shows me genuine non-psychotic love."
"I will say this: To put words in someone's mouth and place people in categories affects them for sure, especially in this business...I don't know what the intent behind the Curve magazine cover was. I wasn't informed of it, I had no idea they were planning on using my image to sell magazines."
"If I wanted people to know what I do with my vagina I would have released a sex video a long time ago. Yet I haven't done that."
Michelle thinks that being labeled as a lesbian would hinder her career. "There are certain things that can close doors between a celebrity and certain audiences. ... If I were Ellen [DeGeneres] I may get away with the 'I'm gay' level of exposure, but I'm not a comedian, I like men (real ones anyway) and I've only been in this business for seven years, not 20."
The Curve article does not say specifically that Rodriguez is gay, but many on the internet assumed that she had officially outed herself.
Curve executive editor Diane Anderson-Minshall told People Magazine: "I am sorry that Michelle Rodriguez feels like we've outed her. If she would read the article, she could see that is simply not true. Our intention was definitely not to do that. We simply wanted to pay homage to an actress that has been on our 'Top 5 Wish List' (of celebrities our readers want to read more about) for several years."
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A Mighty Heart's Official Website is Now Live
A Mighty Heart
US Theatrical release: June 22, 2007
Director: Michael Winterbottom
Written By: John Orloff
Based on the book: A MIGHTY HEART: THE BRAVE LIFE AND DEATH OF MY HUSBAND DANNY PEARL by Mariane Pearl and Sarah Crichton
Cast: Angelina Jolie, Dan Futterman, Archie Panjabi, Will Patton, Irfan Khan
Producers: Brad Pitt, Dede Gardner, Andrew Eaton
Celebrity Quote of the Day - Jessica Biel
"[One director told me,] 'I'm not looking for the sexiest woman; I'm looking for the girl next door.'...Parts I really want aren't going to me. Like 'The Other Boleyn Girl' with Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. I don't want to say that there's nothing I love that I can't have. But there's still the occasional script that the director doesn't want to see you for. They want that top tier of girls."
- Jessica Biel in the Elle June 2007 issue regarding her being considered 'too sexy' for certain roles
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Britney Spears Goes Blonde
For last night's performance at The House of Blues, Britney opted for a platinum blonde wig instead of the dark brunette one she has been sporting this week.
Source: People Magazine
Sarah Jessica Parker at the Night & Day Exhibition of Evening Bags & Vanities
Love the dress, bag and shoes..hate the hair and necklace!
Scarlett Johansson at the Louis Vuitton 'Love' Party - 5/03
Scarlett Johansson looks amazing!
Of course she is always beautiful, but I think at the Vuitton 'Love' party that she looked her best.
Nevermind the stretchmarks..
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Natalie Portman at the It's Annual Spring Benefit, "The Downtown Dinner"
..and Bjork is in the pink and crazy silver leggings.
5/3/07
Thursday Link Lovin'
Lindsay Lohan more partying pics (DrunkenStepfather)
David Beckham's birthday bash (RightCelebrity)
You're stupid if you think Kate Moss isn't a cokehead (ABH)
Mariska Hargitay gets her hair chopped (Gabsmash)
Antonella Barba and Blake Lewis doing the nasty? (DH)
Celebs that look like dogs! (CityRag)
Britney Spears comeback stills (HBW)
A wasted David Hasselhole (NinjaDude)
Tyra Banks can't quit talking about her weight (INO)
Ricky Martin shows off his manhood while dropping f-bombs (TheBlemish)
The topless Britney pics everyone is talking about (JIYH)
Lisa 'Left-Eye' Lopes documentary (POTP)
Bette Midler to replace Celine Dion (GH)
Drew Barrymore looks red hot (TheSkinny)
Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Don't Own The 'Inn Love' Bed & Breakfast
Yes, I do watch the latest Tori Spelling reality show 'Inn Love.'
Tori and Dean supposedly were spending nearly everything they had to buy their dream Bed & Breakfast. Which, if you know anything about Tori, you would know that there is no way in hell she could run a B&B.
Tori is far too high maintenance to actually wait on and cook for people. I knew that right away.
But the Enquirer is now reporting that Tori and Dean don't even own the Chateay La Rue (named after her pug) in Fallbrook, CA.
“Tori and Dean are leasing to own the inn,” explained the actress’ publicist.
The property is owned by Christopher and Patricia King, who have owned it for years. The four bedroom inn has actually been on the market for more than 300 days and remains active on a multiple listing service.
An insider says that Tori and Dean are never at the Inn. "These days Tori and Dean are nowhere to be found on the grounds. And it’s so odd at the inn. When you finally reach a live person at the desk, they don’t even answer the phone like it's a real business. I had to ask if I’d reached the Chateau."
Source: Enquirer
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Tori Spelling walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Why the long face'?
Celebrity Quote of the Day - George Clooney
"I've told him he can't bring his children. I get nervous around kids. I'm not ready for that kind of life."
- George Clooney regarding Brad Pitt bringing his kids to Clooney's Italian villa this summer
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Jackson Blue's Take on the Britney Spears 'Comeback'
We love Jackson Blue here at Celebrity Smack.
In this Celebrity Dirt, Jackson talks about the Britney Spears performance at the House of Blues. This episode is from yesterday, but I am still playing catch up and this is too good not to post.
Visit Jackson Blue at KISS 108
Lindsay Lohan Caught Doing Blow on Film?
That's my guess - yes, it's an obvious one.
From PageSix:
"Lindsay Lohan just can't seem to stop partying - and, unluckily for her, word on the street is that someone may have recorded her revelry with a cellphone video camera. We can't divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won't sit well with her younger fans. Apparently, all the naughtiness went down last week at a party at a private house in Beverly Hills that was also attended by her frenemy Paris Hilton, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and Ryan Seacrest. At one point, the party was disrupted by a huge rat that ran into several rooms, causing revelers to scream, drop their drinks and run, until Niarchos kicked the rodent out onto a balcony. A rep for Lohan told Page Six, "I have not heard of this."'
Andy Dick Loves His Cocaine
As do many, many celebrities, only someone got a photograph of Andy partaking in a snort-a-thon at a New York club.
The Enquirer is reporting that he was openly snorting the drug for all to see at Manhattan's Snitch club on April 24.
The person who took the photo told the Enquirer "Andy dick was a complete mess. He was so out of it that most of the cocaine ended up around his nose rather than in his nose."
"He began banging around the place, making a nuisance of himself. Some of the other people on the dance floor were getting pretty worried."
Gee, shocking. Andy's a dick and a loser.
Source: National Enquirer
Britney Spears' House of Blues Clips
Britney performs in a brunette wig, white go-go boots and her latest favorite article of clothing, her frayed jean mini.
I'd be impressed if she actually sang. Doesn't anyone do that anymore?
In this clip Britney appears to be putting on a strip tease during her song, 'Breathe on Me. If I didn't know that was Britney Spears I would say that this clip was filmed at a strip joint. Again, it reverts back to actually singing. If you can't do that, wear skimpy clothes and dry hump a chair.
I Think I Love the LA City Attorney
The Los Angeles City Attorney wants Paris Hilton to spend 45 days in jail. 
Paris is due to appear in court tomorrow on a probation violation, for driving on a suspended license. Hilton was on probation after pleading no contest last January to alcohol-related reckless driving. Hilton's license was suspended as a result of her DUI charge.
Photographers have since caught the heiress driving around town, ignoring the orders to not drive. The City Attorney is set to argue that Hilton flagrantly violated the law. Hilton has stated that she thought she could drive all along. The City Attorney claims in the legal papers that that's a bogus argument.
Hilton also failed to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days of the order directing her to do so. The legal papers ask that "Hilton be ordered to serve 45 days in County Jail." Prosecutors also want her to be ordered "not to consume any alcohol for a continuous period of 90 days." During that 90-day period, prosecutors want her "to be monitored for alcohol consumption ... by use of a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring (SCRAM) device at her expense."
Tracy Morgan was just fitted with the device last week. It monitors skin and can sense if you have had any alcohol.
The City Attorney wants her license suspended for an additional four months and they want her car impounded for 30 days.
Like the rest of you, I am really hoping that they make this stick. I don't know who Paris thinks she is but she is certainly no better than any other person walking into that courtroom for the exact same charges. In fact, they should be even harder on her to set an example. And especially because she has been so blase about the whole ordeal as if she were above the law.
I say throw the book at that bitch to let her know her shit stinks just like everyone else's. Then hear the country roar.
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Latest Celebrity DUI
Busta Rhymes was arrested in New York early this morning for drinking and driving after being pulled over for tinted windows.
Rhymes was stopped at about 12:40 a.m. because the SUV he was driving had tinted windows that were too dark, Sgt. Mike Wysokowski said. He said officers then smelled alcohol on the Rhymes' breath.
An arraignment is expected later today.
A lawyer for Rhymes, Scott Leemon, declined to comment.
Rhymes, whose real name is Trevor Smith, has had several law enforcement run-ins since last year.
Rhymes is tentatively scheduled to go to trial on Tuesday for two assault charges. In one case Rhymes is accused him of beating and kicking his former driver after a dispute over pay.
In the other case, Rhymes is charged with assaulting a fan after an Aug. 12 performance.
Rhymes was jailed briefly in February after running a red light and driving with a suspended license.
In November, Rhymes was issued a ticket after driving by a police station while talking on his cell phone.
Police also believe he may be a potential witness in the February 2006 shooting death of his bodyguard.
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Phil Stacey and Chris Richardson Voted Off 'Idol'
American Idol made up for the lack of eliminations last week.
This week the show eliminated two people. Two of the three men left were voted off the show last night. Phil Stacey, the bald US Navy sailor and Chris Richardson, who is reminiscent of Justin Timberlake.
The only male left in the competition is Seattle native, Blake Lewis.
Four 'Idols' remain. Blake Lewis, LaKisha Jones, Melinda Doolittle and Jordin Sparks.
The "Idol" finale airs live May 23.
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5/2/07
Road Trip!!
Hey Y'all!
Spicy is traveling across nearly half the country today, by CAR, and currently I am at a rest stop out in the middle of BF Egypt.
The WiFi is slow, (and you have to pay to access it!!) it's raining, and my dog, Lucy Lui, isn't happy to say the least.
I am almost to Idaho, no you da ho, and have nearly 550 miles to go.
I would love to sit and chat, but as luck would have it I need to get to the middle of Montana before it gets dark. The wild things come out at night around there you know. I would really hate to return my rental car with deer sprawled across the front bumper.
Anyhow, I will set you up with some links, and surely I will return this evening. But trust me, no sooner.
To those of you who link me, find some of yesterdays shit to link to. You know I love you.
Talk to you soon, bitches!
In the meantime..check this sh*t out!
AgentBedhead
AllieIsWired
BumpShack
CelebrityRightPundits
CityRag
DerekHail
DrunkenStepfather
GabSmash
Hollyscoop
HollywoodBackwash
ImBringingBloggingBack
ImNotObsessed
JordanIsYourHomeboy
MizMonica
NinjaDude
PoponthePop
PrettyontheOutside
TheBlemish
5/1/07
Do You Love the 80's?
Make your own classic 80's dance video!
This is a really cool promotion for the DVD release of 'Music & Lyrics'.
Just upload your headshot, and whomever else's you'd like, customize, and then watch yourselves dance to 80's music!
Mr. Spicy and I had a good laugh with ours, so I saved a couple screenshots for you.
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