"Lady Sovereign. That's what my brother and my mates call me. She kind of looks like Sporty Spice."
-Melanie Chisholm (Spice Girls 'Sporty Spice') proclaiming British rapper, Lady Sovereign As The New Sporty Spice
Rumors are flying that Johnny Depp has reportedly proposed to his girlfriend of 8 years, Vanessa Paradis.
The engagement is said to have been inspired by the couples 7 year-old daughter's life threatening illness earlier this year.
The experience has made the family's bond even stronger. The couple plan to marry this summer in the small French village of Plan de la Tour, near St Tropez.
A source from their village in France said that Johnny and Vanessa have one of "the strongest relationships in Hollywood but after their daughter was taken ill the family became an even closer-knit unit."
A disc jockey in South Florida filed a misdemeanor battery complaint against Tracy Morgan, saying that he inappropriately touched and said vulgar things to her at the radio station Friday morning.
Radio personality Yuleika De Castro, who goes by the on air name of Sandy Diego, claims that that Morgan reeked of alcohol as he touched her shoulders and arms and even kissed the back of her head. De Castro claims she had to push him away.
Morgan was escorted out of the studio by the people he arrived with.
De Castro said she filed the complaint because she felt "violated" and "dirty."
"He said he wants to impregnate me," she told The Associated Press.
Morgan's Friday and Saturday night shows at the Improv Comedy Club in Coconut Grove have been abruptly canceled, but no one is saying why.
The Broward County State Attorney's Office will decide whether or not to file charges once the report is complete.
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Angelina Jolie doesn't want anyone naming their product after her natural born child.
Symine Salipour, owner of a jewelery design and fragrance company, Hors Lá Monde Corp., plans to name her latest fragrance 'Shiloh'.
Salimpour applied to trademark the name 'Shiloh' last June. Since then, Jolie's attorney has received two 90-day extensions to prepare a case opposing Hors Lá Monde's use of the name, and Jolie has contacted the US Patent and Trademark Office.
A source told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "The name is completely unrelated. Symine is a citizen of both France and Israel, but she identifies strongly with her Israeli roots — it's a spiritual thing for her. Shiloh is a Hebrew name that means 'his gift'.
New York trademark attorney Thomas M. Wilentz said, "The notice of opposition alleges that you will be damaged by the pending trademark. Angelina must feel that people applying for 'Shiloh' need to get her consent."
The fragrance has reportedly been in development in France for two years.
Representatives for both Jolie and Salimpour refused to comment.
Holy hell, Melanie Griffith's knees!
Denise Richards is a dumb twat
Salma Hayak is bountiful
For the Lily Allen lovers
Now THIS is a nipple slip
WTF is Britney wearing this time?
Paris Hilton peddles her ass around town
Mother's Day blind items
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's first public appearance
Bitches gnawing on cobs
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel hit the town
Lakisha kisses and tells about Simon
Raise your hand if your sure
Kate Moss rescued Lily Allen after she got her ass kicked
Lohan nipping out
Ryan Cabrera ia a little old man
Spencer Pratt launches a 'Free Paris' campaign
Crazy bitch tries to dry hump Prince
Pete Doherty's bloody art goes on display
Lindsay Lohan does Martha Stewart
Sheryl Crow adopts 2 week old boy
No way in the world does Paris Hilton have crabs
Omg Sly, cut your hair!
Jessica Simpson and her drunk boobies
Jane Fonda says Paris should have gotten a harsher sentence
Kate Bosworth eats and swims
There is no gray area with Rosie O'Donnell.
You either love her, or you don't. I just so happen to be one of those who love her.
Here's Rosie before a taping of 'The View', answering questions that her Blog readers have submitted to her.
"'Slaughter hog'. There's one. I'm not telling any more."
-Janet Jackson referring to names her brother, Michael, called her as a child. She says Michael taunted her about her weight.
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Jessica Simpson has been constantly changing her look.
She's gone from blonde to brunette to her latest color, red. I don't really care for the red locks on her. I think this hairstyle is way 'too old' for her. She looks like Ann Margaret or something.
But I am loving that bag..bitch hand it over!
Poiret really was genius, to those of you who love fashion but know nothing about him, Google him and be amazed.
Jaime Pressly and her deejay fiancé, Eric Cubiche, welcomed a baby boy into the world Friday.
Dezi James was born at 7:31 a.m. in Los Angeles and weighed 6 lbs. 4 oz.
The Emmy-nominated actress, 29, who also designs the clothing line J'aime, told People Magazine the name is part of a running joke – the Cuban-American Cubiche, 33, does a Desi Arnaz impersonation, calling Pressly "Luuucy" when he comes home at night. James is her father's name.
The couple were friends for more than nine years and dated for a year and a half before getting engaged in October, when Cubiche presented Pressly with a ring they had designed together.
"I was just kind of peeking around every corner and searching in every drawer to see when I was going to get it," she says.
The couple are in no rush to get married. "I do want to be a princess for a day," Pressly told PEOPLE last year, "but it's not necessary to do that before you have kids. A lot of women do it later."
What's wrong with Lindsay Lohan? (ABH)
Fran Drescher's ass (DSF)
Government still hates Michael Moore (ASL)
Angelina talks about motherhood (INO)
Cheeto bitch (Gabsmash)
Hot chicks with douchebags (CityRag)
Jason Wahler goes to rehab (Hollyscoop)
Lohan only gets one shot (DH)
Lindsay likes to mix coke and e (HBW)
Jessica SImpson is eternally confused (CWS)
Joanna Krupa goes naked for PETA (TheBlemish)
With Jackson Blue!
David at PrettyontheOutside did this sweet portrait of Amy Winehouse and her toothless smile.
His style was inspired by Bob Dylan cover art.
"He also never acted like anything I was doing was weird. In one scene we did together I had no underwear on, just a shirt, and later he told me he'd been really shocked by that. But he acted, God bless him, like it was totally normal what I was doing, so that was sweet of him."
-Christina Ricci referring to her sex scenes with Justin Timberlake in the movie, 'Black Snake Moan'
As you may have heard, one of Britney Spears' backup dancers was quoted as saying Brit's shaved head looks way hot.
“It’s grown about two inches and it looks hot. She looks so good she should model. She (Britney) joked to us ‘Would y’all cut your hair?’ But none of us have.”
It's obviously not that hot.
Looking good for Lindsay standards, but still looking hard and beyond her years.
She looks more like a Sharon Stone than a Hayden Panettiere.
Hayden Panettiere is just one of the young women in Hollywood who don't abuse themselves like Lohan. Smackaholic 'Shark' was right when he said that Lindsay Lohan is headed for 'a crash and burn'. No doubt. She'll be one of those who you never hear from again because she is boarded up in a crackhouse somewhere, homeless and whacked out of her mind, turning tricks for a hit. Truth hurts, LL.
As for Hayden Panettiere, she is a class act. I think she will be the from the behind winner. (not like that!) Girlfriend has the brains and the beauty. She will always be gorgeous and I have an inkling that her career is yet to reach it's full star potential.
Evanescence singer Amy Lee, 25, married Josh Hartzler, a 29-year old therapist from New York on May 6th.
They were married at her family's home in Little Rock, Ark.
Lee's grandfather Bob Cargill performed the ceremony, and Hartzler's friend (and former Evanescence member) David Hodges was a groomsman. The guests included Evanescence guitarist Terry Balasamo.
Lee announced her engagement on Jan. 9 during a taping of an hour-long special for Canada's MuchMusic network. When the host commented on her ring, the singer replied, "I got engaged last night." She said her fiancé get down on one knee: "It was awesome."
At Saturday's 1 p.m. ceremony, Lee wore an ivory Victorian-style dress and veil, the Democrat-Gazette reports. The reception featured a robin's-egg-blue wedding cake – a white-chocolate butter cake colored blue with coconut filling and cream-cheese icing.
According to the paper, the newlyweds spent their wedding night at Little Rock's Peabody Hotel before leaving for a honeymoon on an island south of the Bahamas.
They tried to make her go to the dentist but she said "No, no, no!"
JANE magazine posts breast cancer survivors titties online
Paris Hilton already receiving threats from inmates..heh
The 'new' David Hasselhole
Janice Dickinson will always be a skinny little broomstick
Night of a thousand fugs
See Paris Hilton bawl
Miss Nevada was hospitalized for drinking too much
Georgia Rule is the new Gigi
A list of what Posh Spice has had done cosmetically
Plastic Surgery shockers
Sean Preston kidnapped by a hooker
Nick Lachey will beat ass for his woman
Kim Kardashian without makeup
Avril's hubby, Derek, hits the clubs
Burglers stall the release of Smashing Pumpkins latest release
Karma bites Victoria Beckham in the ass
Akon speaks about the dry humping incident
Lindsay Lohan has a nipple removed!
John Mayer, Jessica Simpson and hair
Kate Moss see through dress
"After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should -- no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.Source
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."
Give Mom a Beautiful Bouquet for Mother's Day
The National Enquirer is reporting that people in LA, mostly retail employees, are far from impressed with the snippy British fashion plate.
"Three of Victoria Beckham’s credit cards were rejected at a popular West Hollywood mall recently, according to an eyewitness, and that’s when Posh got scary.
She was at the Abercrombie & Fitch at the Grove in late April and headed to the checkout counter with $12,000, and a customer shopping says 3 credit cards were rejected when the salesperson tried to ring up the purchase.
The eyewitness adds, “Victoria said there must be something wrong with the store’s computer and said she should go somewhere else to shop.” The nervous cashier tried to explain that it wasn’t her fault, but Victoria snapped at her: never mind, take this one!”
The purchase was completed on the fourth attempt – but the drama was far from over. Victoria insisted her packages be delivered to her home, but store workers said the most they do was help her load her car; Victoria furiously backed up her Lincoln Navigator to the shop’s front door.
After her packages were loaded Victoria demanded they do it over because it wasn’t done “correctly.”
The eyewitness tells The Enquirer, “After the employees packed her car for the second time she jumped in and roared off.”
As she took off the shopper says “they (the employees) broke into applause!”
"The doctors have stopped trying to treat the cancer and so now it's up to God and my faith. And that's enough! But please continue to pray for the pain and sick stomach."
-Tammy Faye Baker regarding her stomach cancer prognosis
Ricki Lake recently spoke with Us Magazine about her dramatic weight loss in which she shed over 100 pounds.
She now weighs 123-pounds and is a size-4.
On crash dieting in 1991:
“… I went on this extreme diet. I used to faint because I wasn’t eating and I was always exercising.”
On the most exciting thing about her new weight:
“For the longest time, when I was very heavy, I couldn’t cross my legs. I couldn’t physically do it. LOVE that I can cross my legs now ... Even my shoe size is changing. My Jimmy Choos are too big now.”
On what she thinks of super-skinny actresses:
“I think I have no wrinkles because I always had fat on my face. Really skinny girls age so fast."