Nicole Richie and her pop/punk boyfriend Joel Madden are no longer a couple according to reports in Australia.
Reports say that the couple broke up after attending the MTV Australia Video Music Awards last month.
Sydney Confidential reported that Madden dumped Richie for being "too clingy."
Too clingy or too geeked?
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5/18/07
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Split
Celebrity Quote of the Day - Nick Carter

"I got a DUI, I did the classes and I went in and did my AA meetings that they made me do. And because I did, I will never ever get behind the wheel and drink again. I learned so much and it was so good for me."
-Nick Carter regarding his 2005 DUI arrest
Amy Winehouse is Always Fun to Stare At
I have mentioned her being a cutter before, but you can really see it in these pics.
Girlfriend does not look good. She looks so bad in fact, that I feel bad for liking the song, Rehab, because I think the bitch seriously needs it and there isn't much that's funny about that..




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Amy gets married!
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Mischa Barton's Boob and TGIF Link Love!
Mischa Barton lets her titties hang out of her dress, click to see it all! (DrunkenStepfather)
This whore is ready to give 40,000 blowjobs to men who vote for her in the next Begiun election! (DListed)
Dusty Diamond has a way with people... (TheBlemish)
Lindsay Lohan not charged with theft of bitches clothing (DerekHail)
Women in Japan snapping things with their buttcheeks! (Yikers)
The old bitter hag lashes out at Tyra Banks (IBBB)
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer dunzo, Jude Law trashes Jess at Cannes (CWS)
Dita Von Teese upskirt cooter shot (NinjaDude)
Zahara ia a bad mamajama! (CityRag)
Not hot?! I'd have Adam Sandler's babies (ASL)
Happy birthday Tina Fey! (AIW)
Jenn Fischer broke her ass (F&C)
Is he trying to look like Perez Hilton? Because he does! (EBG)
Shrek 3 opens today (Bumpshack)
Separated at birth? (GOT)
Eva Longoria turns into Bridezilla (Hollyscoop)
Gwyneth and baby Moses (POTP)
Brad Pitt gets some weird ass tattoo (INO)
Jack Wagner and Heather Locklear, destiny? (PopBytes)
You've seen the pics now see Jessica Alba on the cover of GQ (JIYH)
Jessica Simpson turns her back on charity deal (HBW)
Britney will be crapping out that blue nail polish later (DailyStab)
Ryan Phillippe seeks joint custody (People)
Pamela Anderson gets booed at Cannes (TMZ)
R. Kelly says he is today's equivalent of Muhammed Ali, MLK, Bob Marley and Marvin Gaye (ABH)
Britney Spears is a Nappy Headed Ho
I Love the 80's!
This time we're going with 'Sara' by Fleetwood Mac.
One of my all-time favorite songs, and I guess I would have to say that Fleetwood Mac is one of my favorite bands.
The first clip is Stevie Nicks singing 'Sara' live in 1983. (The song was originally released in 1979). Stevie is amazing live, even to this day.
In the second video is a 45 second clip of the band in the 70's in the recording studio working on 'Sara'. Lindsay Buckingham looks so young!
Enjoy it on this gorgeous Friday! We made it bitches!
Kelly Clarkson Says Media is Amplifying Reports That Clive Davis Despises Her Latest CD
Kelly Clarkson says the media is magnifying stories that Clive Davis hates her upcoming CD, ''My December,", which is scheduled for release in July.
Clarkson recently told AP Television, "You know what it is: This situation is just blown up. This record is no different from my other records. Every record I've come out with, people have not liked.''
Despite reports that the first American Idol's latest CD is appalling, Clarkson says it is 'really cool,' and that she takes the backlash as constructive criticism.
''There's always this battle, and it's not a bad battle to have. I mean, you obviously don't want 'yes' people around you. And, obviously, (Davis) and others at the label have been in the business far longer than I have. So you obviously take their opinions in.''
''I always go with my gut. My gut has obviously done pretty well for me thus far, so I don't see why I shouldn't keep listening to it."
''My whole goal is not just to sell millions of records. My whole goal is to have people like my music, come out to shows. That's basically it. I'm pretty low-key.''
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Blind Item: "Noting Else in Her Purse Except Coke"
From our friend the entertainment lawyer at Crazy Days & Nights, who has the best blind items around!
"So the other night AP was at this party and she saw a blind item mainstay who is a very well known female reality star with some past and present problems. The most pressing problem the other night was how to keep our subject from ingesting the coke that was in her purse. There was nothing else in her purse except coke. No keys, no cell phone, no nothing. Despite two nose bleeds during the evening and an appearance that was ghostly, our subject couldn't be stopped and literally had to be carried out the door at the end of the night by friends because she had passed out. She was also blabbering away during the evening about how her current relationship is over because her boyfriend hated seeing her destroy herself."
Any guesses Smackaholics?
I would have to say this HAS to be Ms. Nicole 'I don't do drugs anymore' Richie. She is the only star that we hear about being carried out of clubs on a regular basis. Supposedly due to exhaustion everytime..of course.
'Joy Division' Film Brings Praise at Cannes
A British movie about 80's alternative band, Joy Division singer Ian Curtis, opened the 60th Cannes Film Festival's Director's Fortnight and has received a warm reception.
'Control' is based on the life of Ian Curtis who committed suicide at the tender age of 23 by hanging. His role was played by newcomer Sam Riley. Riley said he was "working in a warehouse in Leeds folding shirts" when he was cast for the role.
Film director Anton Corbijn said the fresh face had brought "an innocence and freshness that I was hoping for but never thought I would find".
"This is a very hard role for anybody to play, because it is very hard to fit in somebody's shoes who has become an icon in many people's eyes."
"I can't think of the movie without Sam, to be very honest - I think he gave everything to that role.
"It was his first film, it was my first film - in a way we had nothing to lose."
The story describes Curtis' short life, his struggle with epilepsy, and his love for his wife and a Belgian mistress he meets while on tour.
Riley said his research for the role of Ian Curtis involved studying epilepsy and it's effects, as well as watching hours of footage of Curtis's live performances.
"I spent a lot of time in the mirror doing dance moves. I tried to play him as fairly normal bloke, with an exceptional talent.
"He was an incredibly enigmatic performer..unusual, and uncomfortable in a way. And a fantastic lyricist for his age, for any age."
The surviving members of Joy Division, who soon after Curtis' death formed the hugely successful 'New Order', have seen the movie and according to Corbijn, they all loved it.
"They hardly ever agree on anything together, but they have agreed that they all love the film."
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Evangeline Lilly After Taping 'Live with Regis and Kelly'
Andrew Dice Clay's Open Letter to Opie & Anthony
Andrew Dice Clay spoke his mind in an open letter on his MySpace page to Opie & Anthony, the shock jocks who were recently suspended by XM radio for crude sexual comments made about Condeleeza Rice, Laura Bush and Queen Elizabeth.
The 'shock jocks' aired a segment with a man they call 'Homeless Charlie'. As the names of Rice, Bush and The Queen came up, Charlie said in extremely rude terms that he would like to have sexual intercourse with each of them. The radio jocks were in hysterics as they described a concocted scenario where a traumatized Rice is being violated and simultaneously punched in the face.
"Dear Opie,
Sorry to hear that you've failed again and that the world found out what I already knew. I've told you time and time again, there's a big difference between "filthy" and "funny". There's a big difference between poking fun at somebody and kicking somebody when they're down, which has seemed to be your M.O. I warned you that this would happen.
In a way it's laughable because let's face it- nobody gets silenced from XM once they're hired. They wouldn't can a juggler, a mime- they wouldn't fire a porn star, because at least what they do is poetic and honest. I mean, you really have to be disgusting to be singled out as you have now been. I wouldn't feel bad about it. I would take this time off (which I'm sure you'll have plenty of) to maybe come up with an original concept and find yourself and try to present the country with something original. Be original, don't emulate or try to be what you never can or will be- which is me.
Opie, it's very sad when someone like you hates themselves so much that they take their own true persona and throw it in the garbage when trying to be someone else. I told you a long time ago, DON'T TRY TO BE HOWARD. DON'T TRY TO BE DICE. BE THE BEST OPIE YOU CAN BE from Wyoming or wherever you're from originally. Put on the overalls, grab a pitchfork, and chew tobacco. You see, right there I came up with something that's original and fits you. So, instead of just Opie, how about "Hillbilly Opie" or "Huckleberry Opie". Yeah! That sounds like a great idea. You could go back to XM and say you have a concept for a one hour radio show- "Square Dancing With Opie." Look, I haven't even had time to think about this and look how fast I came up with something. The advertisement could be you at a pig roast playing a banjo on some hay.
All I'm really trying to say is that I feel very bad about this because it could have been avoided if you weren't bent on being Howard Stern. Howard Stern became Howard Stern because it's who he is, he wasn't making believe he was something else. He's a true original. So here we are again- maybe you got a little crazy. Maybe the fact that you couldn't get me to help build your show left you with your back against the wall and you would just try anything. But, whenever you do something haphazardly, it usually fails. I hate to say this again but you have done this repeatedly.
I really wish there was some kind of rehab for people who have lost their edge. Where people like you and Chevy Chase could sit together, reminisce about what it was like to be funny, maybe widdle some wood, and take long walks on a path to nowhere (which is where you've always been going, even when the smoke clears you'll still be on a path to nowhere). It seems that's how it's always been for you. It's who you are. I really wish I could help in some way, but YOU did this to YOU. Remember that. YOU did this to YOU. YOU did this to Greg "Opie" Hughes.
-ANDREW DICE CLAY
P.S. SAY HI TO ANTHONY FOR ME. HE STILL DOES THE BEST DICE IMPRESSON IN THE BUSINESS, TOO BAD HE'LL HAVE NOWHERE TO DO IT THANKS TO YOU.
P.S.S.- You should have seen me at Westbury, sold out! but you know… that's me! There's a difference between sold out and sell out."
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XM suspends Opie and Anthony for sex comments
Eva Herzigova Leaving the Carlton in Cannes
Joss Stone Performs at the Warfield Theatre in San Francisco
5/17/07
Tara Reid at the 16th Annual Music Video Production Association Awards
Do You Have Ten Minutes to Change Someone's World?
I received this email from a friend of mine who's son died from cancer a few years ago.
"I have a small request that I wanted to send out to my email list.
I was at the gym on Saturday and seen a poster of a child's last wish. This little boy is from Canada and his birthday is coming up on May 30th. He will be 8 years old and unfortunately he is dying of Leukemia. As most of you know my son would have turned 8 recently if he had not passed of the same dreadfulness.
It struck a cord in me.
What this child wants for his last dying wish is to have as many birthday cards mailed from around the world as possible.
Surely a whole lotta folks can take 15 minutes of their day and slip a card into the mail for this kid. Here is his address:
Shane Bernier
P.O. box 484
Lancaster Ontario
Canada
K0C 1N0
It only costs 64 cents to mail to Canada.
Please consider this small request."
Can't we all just take a few minutes out of our day and send this boy a birthday card? I think it would mean the world to him.
Learn all about Shane here, or visit his official website.
Good news, Shane has 80% chance of full recovery after his treatment.
Coco & Ice-T at Maxim's Hot 100 Party
Damnnnn girl!
Titty-titty bang-bang!


See other recent pics of Coco at Drunken Stepfather!
Britney Says No to Wigs, Yes to Terrible Extensions
A stylist from Heavener Salon in Lake Forest, Calif. told gossip site TMZ.com that she spent two entire days setting, matching and dyeing extensions for Britney's short hair.
I'm thinking NOW the hat might come in handy! 
Spicy's Link Lovin'

Paris Hilton to only serve 23 days (PopBytes)
Lindsay Lohan gets a ton of free shit, learns value of nothing (TheBlemish)
Calum Best is only interested in Lindsay's poon (HBW)
Carmen Electra is flexible (Gabsmash)
Hilary Duff speaks her mind about the Lohan cocaine video (Hollyscoop)
Thank you McDonalds!! (CityRag)
Heidi Klum HOT! (DerekHail)
Paris Hilton looks ridiculous trying to ride a bike! (IBBB)
Crazy bitches beating each others ass (Bumpshack)
Jodie Marsh= ultra whore (JIYH)
Kelly Osbourne is dumpy and has no dignity (RightCeleb)
Prince Harry will NOT be going to Iraq (EBG)
Will Pete Doherty and Kate Moss make it to the kiss or passout first? (ABH)
Britney Spears gets naked for fans (AIW)
Damn, I am really hungry for some.. (Distortrait)
Nicole Richie needs to choke on her own puke (TMZ)
Oprah has Frito toes (NinjaDude)
Which one is Serena, which one's the boyfriend? (POTP)
Bag Lunch Briefs

Your Lunch Hour Quickie..
Sanjaya Malakar told Seattle’s KISS 106.1FM that during American Idol’s country week he wanted to sing the Janis Joplin song “Mercedes Benz,” but wasn’t allowed to because “we’re sponsored by Ford.”
TV networks ABC and Univision have teamed up to produce a Spanish version of hit TV show Desperate Housewives. The hit series - which follows the lives of women residing in fictional street Wisteria Lane - will make its debut on Spanish TV under the banner Amas de Casa Desesperadas.
Pornographer Larry Flint told Larry King that he and televangelist Jerry Falwell were close friends despite the fact that they disagreed on virtually everything. Flint was visibly moved as King showed video of the two men sitting by one another in a prior interview. Flint feels that Falwell was not a mean spirited person despite what the ACLU and Gay and Women’s groups feel.
Britney Spears' new love interest, Howie Day, whom she met at Malibu's Promises has re-entered the rehabilitation center. Last month the two were seen out hitting the clubs until the early hours of the morning. A friend of Howie's says the pair will most likely not get back together.
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Britney Spears and Her Paris Hilton Hair
Melinda Doolittle Voted Off American Idol
This is why I prefer the beginning of the American Idol season versus the end.
Melinda Doolittle should have been the winner of this years American Idol. She was clearly the strongest, best and most consistent singer.
But you know how AI works. 90% of the people who actually vote are below the age of 17. Doolittle isn't the ultra chic, young spirit that the kids are looking for. She's an old soul, a timeless classic..that's why she lost.
I like Blake, but c'mon. He is not even close to being a great singer. Sure, he is entertaining, original and to some cute, but ehh..
Jordin is a great singer even though she is only seventeen years-old. At this point I think she will and should win the competition. But I thought for sure that Doolittle was the going to be the winner hands down, so what do I know?
I don't know why I am surprised. Last year I thought Chris Daughtry should have won, and I still think he was the best last year.
What do you think Smackaholics? Are you as shocked as I am about Melinda Doolittle?
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Farrah Fawcett's Cancer Returns
After being given a clean bill of health in February, Farrah Fawcett has learned that her anal cancer has returned.
It was only last October that Farrah went public with her health scare saying that she would be undergoing treatment for the cancer.
Doctors recently discovered a new, small polyp on Farrah. The 60 year-old actress has vowed to beat the cancer for a second time.
After being declared cancer free last February Fawcett told Entertainment Tonight, "This is an extraordinarily happy day for me and my family. I have been on a journey for the past four months and during this time received a tremendously aggressive treatment which doctors initially warned me would be the most difficult fight of my life. I was told they needed me to 'bite the bullet' and that would require great courage and unfailing determination. In the face of excruciating pain and uncertainty, I never lost hope and it never occurred to me to stop fighting -- not ever.
"This experience has also humbled me by giving me a true understanding of what millions of others face each day in their own fight against cancer. I hope that my news might offer some level of inspiration to others who unfortunately must continue to fight the disease. So to those who are still struggling toward their own victory, stay determined, 'fight the fight' and I will keep you and your families in my thoughts and prayers.
"I am deeply grateful to my team of physicians, my loving and supportive family and devoted friends who have sustained me as I battled this terrible disease, strengthened by my faith in God and the encouragement of so many."
Farrah pledged last year to help other cancer patients with a fundraising program that she started in December.
Farrah personally designed a t-shirt with the saying, "Fight the Fight" on it, her personal motto during treatment. A portion of the sales are being donated to the American Cancer Society.
The shirt is available for purchase at Farrah's official Web site: www.FarrahFawcett.us.
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5/16/07
Today's Celebrity Dirt!
On today's Celebrity Dirt, Jackson Blue talks about the latest scoop in the Fergie v. Nelly catfight, ugly girls thrilled Lindsay topped the Sexy List, Sanjaya and his uncomfortable transvestite moment, Jo-Jo is 'grounded' and Cameron Diaz's nipple flash on Ellen!
Natasha Henstridge is One Damn Fine Looking Woman
Natasha Henstridge may be 32, but she can still give the 20-something bitches a run for their money.
Killer eyes, killer bod, killer smile. She always reminded me of Cameron Diaz. Except Cameron is like the poor man's version of Natasha. 


Celebrity Quote of the Day - Marilyn Manson

"You know it all seems very manufactured to me in the way that there's candlelight vigils but I haven't seen anyone crying. Not one single person crying.
Someone said to me yesterday 'I'm sure you're full of mixed emotions'. I'm not. I don't really care. I don't know anyone involved in it. If you lose emotion, and you gain it back, you realize that hate and love are very important to distribute properly. So I am not going to waste any kind of emotion on things that aren't related to me.
It doesn't mean that you have to be insensitive or cold, or have no sort of empathy. It just means that when you do have an emotion, make it extreme."
-Marilyn Manson (Brian Warner) referring to the Virgina Tech tragedy and it's victims
Spicy Link Lovin'
Kelly Pickler's massive new funbags (DS)
Kelly Osbourne not a Blake girl (DL)
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel sucking face (EBG)
Britney Spears' crotch must be wearing holes in those fishnets (CP)
Avril Lavigne topless (CWS)
The next cocaine loving waif? (ABH)
Minnie Driver gets dumped by Criss Angel for Cameron Diaz (BS)
It's Tori Spelling's birthday (AIW)
Aishwarya Rai is damn fine (RC)
Charlize Theron can't get enough of herself (DH)
Confessions of the paparazzi (CR)
Dina Lohan, do another line (JIYH)
Apparently rehab is for pussies (F&C)
The best pic I have seen of America Ferrera (TDS)
Jennifer Aniston thinks Brangelina is a joke (HBW)
Fergie's new video (POTP)
Geeze Ashton, shave that beaver off your face! (GS)
You're a dork if you use a Knork (IBBB)
Anna Kournikova update (TheSkinny)
Cameron Diaz shows Ellen her titty (ND)
F*ck butt boy Eddie Murphy, Mel B got herself a hottie! (INO)
Britney Spears doesn't call her mom on Mother's Day even though she was hospitalized with pneumonia (TB)
I knew Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were freaky (PB)
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Lily Allen Responds to Her MySpace Breakdown
Lily Allen took a photograph of herself and wrote a sob story on her MySpace page a few days ago saying that she was 'fat, ugly' and 'sh*ttier than Amy Winehouse'.
Well this week Lily must be feeling better because she has come forth with her reasons behind her online meltdown.
"I think I was just having a hard time last week. After reading Cheryl Tweedy's comments branding me a 'chick with a d**k' I was feeling pretty low.
"I know I've said bad things about people in the past but this I mean… I may not be as pretty as (Cheryl) but at least I write and sing my own songs without the aid of autotune.
"I must say taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid bitch.
"Seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to Kate Moss made me feel grotesque momentarily. I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies."
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