Nicole Richie and her pop/punk boyfriend Joel Madden are no longer a couple according to reports in Australia. 
Reports say that the couple broke up after attending the MTV Australia Video Music Awards last month.
Sydney Confidential reported that Madden dumped Richie for being "too clingy."
Too clingy or too geeked?
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5/18/07
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Split
Celebrity Quote of the Day - Nick Carter
"I got a DUI, I did the classes and I went in and did my AA meetings that they made me do. And because I did, I will never ever get behind the wheel and drink again. I learned so much and it was so good for me."
-Nick Carter regarding his 2005 DUI arrest
Amy Winehouse is Always Fun to Stare At
I have mentioned her being a cutter before, but you can really see it in these pics.
Girlfriend does not look good. She looks so bad in fact, that I feel bad for liking the song, Rehab, because I think the bitch seriously needs it and there isn't much that's funny about that..
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Amy gets married!
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Mischa Barton's Boob and TGIF Link Love!
Mischa Barton lets her titties hang out of her dress, click to see it all! (DrunkenStepfather)
This whore is ready to give 40,000 blowjobs to men who vote for her in the next Begiun election! (DListed)
Dusty Diamond has a way with people... (TheBlemish)
Lindsay Lohan not charged with theft of bitches clothing (DerekHail)
Women in Japan snapping things with their buttcheeks! (Yikers)
The old bitter hag lashes out at Tyra Banks (IBBB)
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer dunzo, Jude Law trashes Jess at Cannes (CWS)
Dita Von Teese upskirt cooter shot (NinjaDude)
Zahara ia a bad mamajama! (CityRag)
Not hot?! I'd have Adam Sandler's babies (ASL)
Happy birthday Tina Fey! (AIW)
Jenn Fischer broke her ass (F&C)
Is he trying to look like Perez Hilton? Because he does! (EBG)
Shrek 3 opens today (Bumpshack)
Separated at birth? (GOT)
Eva Longoria turns into Bridezilla (Hollyscoop)
Gwyneth and baby Moses (POTP)
Brad Pitt gets some weird ass tattoo (INO)
Jack Wagner and Heather Locklear, destiny? (PopBytes)
You've seen the pics now see Jessica Alba on the cover of GQ (JIYH)
Jessica Simpson turns her back on charity deal (HBW)
Britney will be crapping out that blue nail polish later (DailyStab)
Ryan Phillippe seeks joint custody (People)
Pamela Anderson gets booed at Cannes (TMZ)
R. Kelly says he is today's equivalent of Muhammed Ali, MLK, Bob Marley and Marvin Gaye (ABH)
I Love the 80's!
This time we're going with 'Sara' by Fleetwood Mac.
One of my all-time favorite songs, and I guess I would have to say that Fleetwood Mac is one of my favorite bands.
The first clip is Stevie Nicks singing 'Sara' live in 1983. (The song was originally released in 1979). Stevie is amazing live, even to this day.
In the second video is a 45 second clip of the band in the 70's in the recording studio working on 'Sara'. Lindsay Buckingham looks so young!
Enjoy it on this gorgeous Friday! We made it bitches!
Kelly Clarkson Says Media is Amplifying Reports That Clive Davis Despises Her Latest CD
Kelly Clarkson says the media is magnifying stories that Clive Davis hates her upcoming CD, ''My December,", which is scheduled for release in July.
Clarkson recently told AP Television, "You know what it is: This situation is just blown up. This record is no different from my other records. Every record I've come out with, people have not liked.''
Despite reports that the first American Idol's latest CD is appalling, Clarkson says it is 'really cool,' and that she takes the backlash as constructive criticism.
''There's always this battle, and it's not a bad battle to have. I mean, you obviously don't want 'yes' people around you. And, obviously, (Davis) and others at the label have been in the business far longer than I have. So you obviously take their opinions in.''
''I always go with my gut. My gut has obviously done pretty well for me thus far, so I don't see why I shouldn't keep listening to it."
''My whole goal is not just to sell millions of records. My whole goal is to have people like my music, come out to shows. That's basically it. I'm pretty low-key.''
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Blind Item: "Noting Else in Her Purse Except Coke"
From our friend the entertainment lawyer at Crazy Days & Nights, who has the best blind items around!
"So the other night AP was at this party and she saw a blind item mainstay who is a very well known female reality star with some past and present problems. The most pressing problem the other night was how to keep our subject from ingesting the coke that was in her purse. There was nothing else in her purse except coke. No keys, no cell phone, no nothing. Despite two nose bleeds during the evening and an appearance that was ghostly, our subject couldn't be stopped and literally had to be carried out the door at the end of the night by friends because she had passed out. She was also blabbering away during the evening about how her current relationship is over because her boyfriend hated seeing her destroy herself."
Any guesses Smackaholics?
I would have to say this HAS to be Ms. Nicole 'I don't do drugs anymore' Richie. She is the only star that we hear about being carried out of clubs on a regular basis. Supposedly due to exhaustion everytime..of course.
'Joy Division' Film Brings Praise at Cannes
A British movie about 80's alternative band, Joy Division singer Ian Curtis, opened the 60th Cannes Film Festival's Director's Fortnight and has received a warm reception.
'Control' is based on the life of Ian Curtis who committed suicide at the tender age of 23 by hanging. His role was played by newcomer Sam Riley. Riley said he was "working in a warehouse in Leeds folding shirts" when he was cast for the role.
Film director Anton Corbijn said the fresh face had brought "an innocence and freshness that I was hoping for but never thought I would find".
"This is a very hard role for anybody to play, because it is very hard to fit in somebody's shoes who has become an icon in many people's eyes."
"I can't think of the movie without Sam, to be very honest - I think he gave everything to that role.
"It was his first film, it was my first film - in a way we had nothing to lose."
The story describes Curtis' short life, his struggle with epilepsy, and his love for his wife and a Belgian mistress he meets while on tour.
Riley said his research for the role of Ian Curtis involved studying epilepsy and it's effects, as well as watching hours of footage of Curtis's live performances.
"I spent a lot of time in the mirror doing dance moves. I tried to play him as fairly normal bloke, with an exceptional talent.
"He was an incredibly enigmatic performer..unusual, and uncomfortable in a way. And a fantastic lyricist for his age, for any age."
The surviving members of Joy Division, who soon after Curtis' death formed the hugely successful 'New Order', have seen the movie and according to Corbijn, they all loved it.
"They hardly ever agree on anything together, but they have agreed that they all love the film."
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Andrew Dice Clay's Open Letter to Opie & Anthony
Andrew Dice Clay spoke his mind in an open letter on his MySpace page to Opie & Anthony, the shock jocks who were recently suspended by XM radio for crude sexual comments made about Condeleeza Rice, Laura Bush and Queen Elizabeth.
The 'shock jocks' aired a segment with a man they call 'Homeless Charlie'. As the names of Rice, Bush and The Queen came up, Charlie said in extremely rude terms that he would like to have sexual intercourse with each of them. The radio jocks were in hysterics as they described a concocted scenario where a traumatized Rice is being violated and simultaneously punched in the face.
"Dear Opie,
Sorry to hear that you've failed again and that the world found out what I already knew. I've told you time and time again, there's a big difference between "filthy" and "funny". There's a big difference between poking fun at somebody and kicking somebody when they're down, which has seemed to be your M.O. I warned you that this would happen.
In a way it's laughable because let's face it- nobody gets silenced from XM once they're hired. They wouldn't can a juggler, a mime- they wouldn't fire a porn star, because at least what they do is poetic and honest. I mean, you really have to be disgusting to be singled out as you have now been. I wouldn't feel bad about it. I would take this time off (which I'm sure you'll have plenty of) to maybe come up with an original concept and find yourself and try to present the country with something original. Be original, don't emulate or try to be what you never can or will be- which is me.
Opie, it's very sad when someone like you hates themselves so much that they take their own true persona and throw it in the garbage when trying to be someone else. I told you a long time ago, DON'T TRY TO BE HOWARD. DON'T TRY TO BE DICE. BE THE BEST OPIE YOU CAN BE from Wyoming or wherever you're from originally. Put on the overalls, grab a pitchfork, and chew tobacco. You see, right there I came up with something that's original and fits you. So, instead of just Opie, how about "Hillbilly Opie" or "Huckleberry Opie". Yeah! That sounds like a great idea. You could go back to XM and say you have a concept for a one hour radio show- "Square Dancing With Opie." Look, I haven't even had time to think about this and look how fast I came up with something. The advertisement could be you at a pig roast playing a banjo on some hay.
All I'm really trying to say is that I feel very bad about this because it could have been avoided if you weren't bent on being Howard Stern. Howard Stern became Howard Stern because it's who he is, he wasn't making believe he was something else. He's a true original. So here we are again- maybe you got a little crazy. Maybe the fact that you couldn't get me to help build your show left you with your back against the wall and you would just try anything. But, whenever you do something haphazardly, it usually fails. I hate to say this again but you have done this repeatedly.
I really wish there was some kind of rehab for people who have lost their edge. Where people like you and Chevy Chase could sit together, reminisce about what it was like to be funny, maybe widdle some wood, and take long walks on a path to nowhere (which is where you've always been going, even when the smoke clears you'll still be on a path to nowhere). It seems that's how it's always been for you. It's who you are. I really wish I could help in some way, but YOU did this to YOU. Remember that. YOU did this to YOU. YOU did this to Greg "Opie" Hughes.
-ANDREW DICE CLAY
P.S. SAY HI TO ANTHONY FOR ME. HE STILL DOES THE BEST DICE IMPRESSON IN THE BUSINESS, TOO BAD HE'LL HAVE NOWHERE TO DO IT THANKS TO YOU.
P.S.S.- You should have seen me at Westbury, sold out! but you know… that's me! There's a difference between sold out and sell out."
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XM suspends Opie and Anthony for sex comments
5/17/07
Do You Have Ten Minutes to Change Someone's World?
I received this email from a friend of mine who's son died from cancer a few years ago.
"I have a small request that I wanted to send out to my email list.
I was at the gym on Saturday and seen a poster of a child's last wish. This little boy is from Canada and his birthday is coming up on May 30th. He will be 8 years old and unfortunately he is dying of Leukemia. As most of you know my son would have turned 8 recently if he had not passed of the same dreadfulness.
It struck a cord in me.
What this child wants for his last dying wish is to have as many birthday cards mailed from around the world as possible.
Surely a whole lotta folks can take 15 minutes of their day and slip a card into the mail for this kid. Here is his address:
Shane Bernier
P.O. box 484
Lancaster Ontario
Canada
K0C 1N0
It only costs 64 cents to mail to Canada.
Please consider this small request."
Can't we all just take a few minutes out of our day and send this boy a birthday card? I think it would mean the world to him.
Learn all about Shane here, or visit his official website.
Good news, Shane has 80% chance of full recovery after his treatment.
Coco & Ice-T at Maxim's Hot 100 Party
Damnnnn girl!
Titty-titty bang-bang!
See other recent pics of Coco at Drunken Stepfather!
Britney Says No to Wigs, Yes to Terrible Extensions
A stylist from Heavener Salon in Lake Forest, Calif. told gossip site TMZ.com that she spent two entire days setting, matching and dyeing extensions for Britney's short hair.
I'm thinking NOW the hat might come in handy! 
Spicy's Link Lovin'
Paris Hilton to only serve 23 days (PopBytes)
Lindsay Lohan gets a ton of free shit, learns value of nothing (TheBlemish)
Calum Best is only interested in Lindsay's poon (HBW)
Carmen Electra is flexible (Gabsmash)
Hilary Duff speaks her mind about the Lohan cocaine video (Hollyscoop)
Thank you McDonalds!! (CityRag)
Heidi Klum HOT! (DerekHail)
Paris Hilton looks ridiculous trying to ride a bike! (IBBB)
Crazy bitches beating each others ass (Bumpshack)
Jodie Marsh= ultra whore (JIYH)
Kelly Osbourne is dumpy and has no dignity (RightCeleb)
Prince Harry will NOT be going to Iraq (EBG)
Will Pete Doherty and Kate Moss make it to the kiss or passout first? (ABH)
Britney Spears gets naked for fans (AIW)
Damn, I am really hungry for some.. (Distortrait)
Nicole Richie needs to choke on her own puke (TMZ)
Oprah has Frito toes (NinjaDude)
Which one is Serena, which one's the boyfriend? (POTP)
Bag Lunch Briefs
Your Lunch Hour Quickie..
Sanjaya Malakar told Seattle’s KISS 106.1FM that during American Idol’s country week he wanted to sing the Janis Joplin song “Mercedes Benz,” but wasn’t allowed to because “we’re sponsored by Ford.”
TV networks ABC and Univision have teamed up to produce a Spanish version of hit TV show Desperate Housewives. The hit series - which follows the lives of women residing in fictional street Wisteria Lane - will make its debut on Spanish TV under the banner Amas de Casa Desesperadas.
Pornographer Larry Flint told Larry King that he and televangelist Jerry Falwell were close friends despite the fact that they disagreed on virtually everything. Flint was visibly moved as King showed video of the two men sitting by one another in a prior interview. Flint feels that Falwell was not a mean spirited person despite what the ACLU and Gay and Women’s groups feel.
Britney Spears' new love interest, Howie Day, whom she met at Malibu's Promises has re-entered the rehabilitation center. Last month the two were seen out hitting the clubs until the early hours of the morning. A friend of Howie's says the pair will most likely not get back together.
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Ashlee Simpson Climaxes in Front of a Live Audience!
Okay, not really, but but she bores me so I had to spice it up a little..
Melinda Doolittle Voted Off American Idol
This is why I prefer the beginning of the American Idol season versus the end.
Melinda Doolittle should have been the winner of this years American Idol. She was clearly the strongest, best and most consistent singer.
But you know how AI works. 90% of the people who actually vote are below the age of 17. Doolittle isn't the ultra chic, young spirit that the kids are looking for. She's an old soul, a timeless classic..that's why she lost.
I like Blake, but c'mon. He is not even close to being a great singer. Sure, he is entertaining, original and to some cute, but ehh..
Jordin is a great singer even though she is only seventeen years-old. At this point I think she will and should win the competition. But I thought for sure that Doolittle was the going to be the winner hands down, so what do I know?
I don't know why I am surprised. Last year I thought Chris Daughtry should have won, and I still think he was the best last year.
What do you think Smackaholics? Are you as shocked as I am about Melinda Doolittle?
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Farrah Fawcett's Cancer Returns
After being given a clean bill of health in February, Farrah Fawcett has learned that her anal cancer has returned.
It was only last October that Farrah went public with her health scare saying that she would be undergoing treatment for the cancer.
Doctors recently discovered a new, small polyp on Farrah. The 60 year-old actress has vowed to beat the cancer for a second time.
After being declared cancer free last February Fawcett told Entertainment Tonight, "This is an extraordinarily happy day for me and my family. I have been on a journey for the past four months and during this time received a tremendously aggressive treatment which doctors initially warned me would be the most difficult fight of my life. I was told they needed me to 'bite the bullet' and that would require great courage and unfailing determination. In the face of excruciating pain and uncertainty, I never lost hope and it never occurred to me to stop fighting -- not ever.
"This experience has also humbled me by giving me a true understanding of what millions of others face each day in their own fight against cancer. I hope that my news might offer some level of inspiration to others who unfortunately must continue to fight the disease. So to those who are still struggling toward their own victory, stay determined, 'fight the fight' and I will keep you and your families in my thoughts and prayers.
"I am deeply grateful to my team of physicians, my loving and supportive family and devoted friends who have sustained me as I battled this terrible disease, strengthened by my faith in God and the encouragement of so many."
Farrah pledged last year to help other cancer patients with a fundraising program that she started in December.
Farrah personally designed a t-shirt with the saying, "Fight the Fight" on it, her personal motto during treatment. A portion of the sales are being donated to the American Cancer Society.
The shirt is available for purchase at Farrah's official Web site: www.FarrahFawcett.us.
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5/16/07
Today's Celebrity Dirt!
On today's Celebrity Dirt, Jackson Blue talks about the latest scoop in the Fergie v. Nelly catfight, ugly girls thrilled Lindsay topped the Sexy List, Sanjaya and his uncomfortable transvestite moment, Jo-Jo is 'grounded' and Cameron Diaz's nipple flash on Ellen!
Natasha Henstridge is One Damn Fine Looking Woman
Natasha Henstridge may be 32, but she can still give the 20-something bitches a run for their money.
Killer eyes, killer bod, killer smile. She always reminded me of Cameron Diaz. Except Cameron is like the poor man's version of Natasha. 
Celebrity Quote of the Day - Marilyn Manson
"You know it all seems very manufactured to me in the way that there's candlelight vigils but I haven't seen anyone crying. Not one single person crying.
Someone said to me yesterday 'I'm sure you're full of mixed emotions'. I'm not. I don't really care. I don't know anyone involved in it. If you lose emotion, and you gain it back, you realize that hate and love are very important to distribute properly. So I am not going to waste any kind of emotion on things that aren't related to me.
It doesn't mean that you have to be insensitive or cold, or have no sort of empathy. It just means that when you do have an emotion, make it extreme."
-Marilyn Manson (Brian Warner) referring to the Virgina Tech tragedy and it's victims
Spicy Link Lovin'
Kelly Pickler's massive new funbags (DS)
Kelly Osbourne not a Blake girl (DL)
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel sucking face (EBG)
Britney Spears' crotch must be wearing holes in those fishnets (CP)
Avril Lavigne topless (CWS)
The next cocaine loving waif? (ABH)
Minnie Driver gets dumped by Criss Angel for Cameron Diaz (BS)
It's Tori Spelling's birthday (AIW)
Aishwarya Rai is damn fine (RC)
Charlize Theron can't get enough of herself (DH)
Confessions of the paparazzi (CR)
Dina Lohan, do another line (JIYH)
Apparently rehab is for pussies (F&C)
The best pic I have seen of America Ferrera (TDS)
Jennifer Aniston thinks Brangelina is a joke (HBW)
Fergie's new video (POTP)
Geeze Ashton, shave that beaver off your face! (GS)
You're a dork if you use a Knork (IBBB)
Anna Kournikova update (TheSkinny)
Cameron Diaz shows Ellen her titty (ND)
F*ck butt boy Eddie Murphy, Mel B got herself a hottie! (INO)
Britney Spears doesn't call her mom on Mother's Day even though she was hospitalized with pneumonia (TB)
I knew Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were freaky (PB)
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Lily Allen Responds to Her MySpace Breakdown
Lily Allen took a photograph of herself and wrote a sob story on her MySpace page a few days ago saying that she was 'fat, ugly' and 'sh*ttier than Amy Winehouse'.
Well this week Lily must be feeling better because she has come forth with her reasons behind her online meltdown.
"I think I was just having a hard time last week. After reading Cheryl Tweedy's comments branding me a 'chick with a d**k' I was feeling pretty low.
"I know I've said bad things about people in the past but this I mean… I may not be as pretty as (Cheryl) but at least I write and sing my own songs without the aid of autotune.
"I must say taking your clothes off, doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying, your mother must be so proud, stupid bitch.
"Seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to Kate Moss made me feel grotesque momentarily. I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies."
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Mike Tyson's Life Story Topic of New Documentary
Director James Toback is set to turn Mike Tyson's life into a documentary.
'Tyson' will be based on over 30 hours of interview footage filmed by Tobak, that include Tyson's thoughts and comments on many subjects.
Toback says he decided to make the film after being fascinated by Tyson and his legacy for many years. He first met Tyson in 1985 when Tyson was only 19.
The director told Daily Variety, "The point (of the film) is not to polish his (Tyson) image or make a cinematic apology, but rather to get a firsthand look at a very complex and epic story."
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Did You Know..?
...that Sandra Bullock and Paula Abdul both screen tested for the role of CJ Parker in Baywatch, a part which made Pamela Anderson an international sex symbol?
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Jessica Alba Wants You to Get Past Her 'Hotness'
It's hard being beautiful.
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At least that's what Jessica Alba thinks. Alba says she is tired of being appreciated only for her looks, and she thinks it's time she is taken seriously as an actress.
"I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness."
If this sounds familiar it's because Jessica Biel also said virtually the same thing recently.
Alba goes on to say she is shy and does not like to attract attention. "I try not to make the headlines. I'm self-conscious about this. I try to not make my presence known.
"I have my own fashion style and do not try to fit in. I don't have my breasts under my chin, I'm not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs. I don't go for the trendiest look."
But she will show nearly everything in next month's GQ. Go figure.
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5/15/07
Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best Party On..
Calum Best, Lindsay Lohan's latest boytoy, was refused entrance to a VIP nightclub area after security didn't recognize him upon returning from the restroom.
Calum reportedly threw a fit repeating that he was with Lindsay, but was still refused entry.
A source told Us Weekly, "Best was telling the guard, 'Wait - I really want to make this point.' Eventually Lindsay sent someone from her group to come to his rescue. They came and got him. Best gave an, 'I told you so' look to the guard."
Meanwhile, Lindsay was allegedly so wasted last week while clubbing in New York that she was "barely able to speak".
Also last week she visited the Apt club at 4.30am, after the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala.
A source told the New York Daily News newspaper, "She tried to pay a security guard to have her own corner of the dance floor, but he just laughed at her. A few very well-known transvestites were also talking about a fun little bathroom trip they had with Lindsay."
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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Maria Shriver
"I kind of made up my mind I did not want to go back into the news division after watching the Anna Nicole Smith frenzy. I was just flabbergasted by that. How it was across the board, all encompassing ,and I just thought to myself, this is not where I want to work."
-Maria Shriver describing how the Anna Nicole media coverage changed her mind about returing to television news
Afternoon Delight
Long Island Lolita: The Series
(ABH)
Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff are shacking up
(RC)
Criss Angel and Cameron Diaz?
(HBW)
The people at Maxim are smoking crack
(DH)
Petra Nemcova is a social retard
(TB)
Enrique Iglesias is balding
(IBBB)
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake hang out in the UK
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Peter Andre out of hospital and recuperating
(ASL)
More Vanessa Minnillo bikini pics
(JIYH)
Jessica Alba does GQ
(HS)
Lindsay Lohan vs. The Paparazzi
This is a great article and the photographs are super snazzy. Thanks to Radar Online for allowing us to republish it.
Paparazzi Facts:
* In the last 15 years, the number of paparazzi in L.A. has increased more than tenfold
*On any given day, 300 to 400 paps roam the streets of L.A. on behalf of 20 or so agencies
The evening of March 13 was just another Tuesday night for Lindsay Lohan. She spent a few hours at Butter in Manhattan—where the line for nobodies stretches around the block and blood orange Bellinis go for $14—sporting a brave face on the eve of her ne'er-do-well father's release from prison.
Around 3 a.m., she and some friends hopped in her mother's white 2004 BMW as the paparazzi gave chase. Pursued by at least two cars, she careened through lower Manhattan, putting the Beemer's famed facility for cornering to the test. Pulling into the valet lane in front of Hotel Gansevoort in the West Village, she found herself blocked in and surrounded by photographers.
To judge by video aired by Access Hollywood, the scene rapidly devolved into mayhem, with gawkers and paparazzi shouting Lohan's name as she sat trapped in the driver's seat. Then, depending on whom you ask, one of two things happened: Either Lohan decided to run over a paparazzo named Giovanni Arnold, or Arnold, who was perched on the hood of Lohan's car snapping pics, smelled a lawsuit and took a dive in front of her BMW as she edged forward.
"Oh my God! Lindsay, you hit somebody," the photographers shouted, addressing the starlet like concerned friends.
Arnold wound up at St. Vincent's Hospital, where he was treated for a bruised knee, and clips of the incident were on the Internet within hours. Days later, Lohan's mother, Dina, told Harper's Bazaar that "Diana will happen again" (referring to the Princess of Wales' death during a paparazzi car chase), and hinted darkly that her daughter might be next.
The Hotel Gansevoort incident was just one in a seemingly endless series of confrontations in recent months between the paparazzi and the celebrities whose every move they chronicle.
Just this past November, Lohan suffered cuts and bruises after being rear-ended by a paparazzo in Los Angeles at 2 a.m. on her way home from a night of clubbing.
In February, Britney Spears had a well-documented breakdown, the highlight of which was her umbrella-swinging rampage against photographers from the X17 photo agency. According to X17, Spears had just been prevented by Kevin Federline from seeing her children when she went after a photographer's car, spitting and screaming, "Go fuck yourself!"
Just hours before, while stopped at a gas station, an obviously distressed Spears had sat passively in the passenger seat of a Mercedes as a photographer snapped half a dozen shots through the windshield while attempting to console her: "How you doing?" Click. "You doing okay?" Click. Click. "I'm concerned about you though, okay?" Click.
And in March, in a Los Angeles church parking lot of all places, a security guard leveled a pistol at another X17 photographer on Britney detail after the cameraman ignored a traffic cop's instruction to stop and wait for Spears's vehicle to leave before exiting the lot.
That same week, Princess Di's son Harry allegedly lunged at a photographer while leaving a London nightclub and wound up sprawled on the pavement. Lohan's mother is right: Someone will likely be killed again. And when they are, the shot will be priceless.
Watch Lindsay Lohan's exclusive cover shoot video
Hayden Panettiere on Her Way to the Today Show
Ok, Hayden you always look darling.
But you are simply too short for those clunky wedge sandals!
Ashton Kutcher Tires of Demi's Demands
Ashton Kutcher is getting fed up with Demi Moore’s demands and complaints about everything from his light social drinking to his sexy young costars, a source tells Star Magazine. 
A friend reveals, “Demi seems very controlling. She likes to tell Ashton what to do, too – stand here, meet this person, do that. She wears the pants in that relationship.” According to a source Ashton desperately wants a baby, and has to deal with the possibility that Demi will likely never bear his baby.
On March 24, tension was brewing between the couple at a ritzy event at a producer friend’s home in Bel-Air. When Ashton accepted a glass of champagne, after Demi refused the offer, “Demi shot Ashton a look that said ‘I’m not drinking, so you shouldn’t either. Ashton gave her a defiant look that appeared to say he didn’t care, and he took a sip.”
Demi doesn’t want him to do anything unhealthy because of their difficulty in trying to have a baby together.
The baby issue is a major sore point for the couple, a source adds, “Demi probably feels horrible about letting Ashton down, and her way of handling the situation is to take out her frustrations out on him.”
Middle-aged Demi may fear that her sex appeal may no longer be potent enough to hold his interest, “she doesn’t want him to do movies with beautiful young costars who might snatch him away!”
“The bottom line is Demi and Ashton love each other. But it’s tough going right now!”
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The Rev. Jerry Falwell Dead at 73
The Rev. Jerry Falwell has died at the age of 73.
Falwell was hospitalized earlier Tuesday in "gravely serious" condition after being found unresponsive in his office.
Ron Godwin, the executive vice president of Falwell's Liberty University, said Falwell was found at approximately 10:45 a.m. and taken to Lynchburg General Hospital. Godwin said he didn't know why Falwell had collapsed but he knows that "he has a history of heart challenges."
"I had breakfast with him, and he was fine at breakfast," Godwin said. "He went to his office, I went to mine and they found him unresponsive."
Falwell founded the Moral Majority and was a television evangelist. He later founded Liberty University and was its president.
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'Bud' Bundy Lives Up to His Name
David Faustino, the actor who played Bud Bundy on the TV show "Married With Children" was arrested on drug charges early Saturday morning on New Smyrna Beach in Volusia County, Florida.
Geeking eyes!
He was charged with possession of marijuana and disorderly intoxication.
An officer said Faustino,33, got his attention when he was arguing with his ex-wife while sitting in a vehicle.
The arresting officer could smell alcohol on his breath, and proceeded with a search. During the search a plastic bag containing 1 gram of marijuana was found in Faustino's right front pants pocket.
Faustino was taken to the Volusia County Branch Jail and was released later on Saturday.
He'll never live the name 'Bud' down now.
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Denise Richards and Richie Sambora Broke Up Months Ago
Denise Richards' spokesperson is confirming that she and Richie Sambora broke up approximately two months ago.
"Denise ended things but wanted to be there for him as a friend," a source close to Richards told People Magazine. A Sambora source said the breakup was "amicable."
"They did break up about a month prior to Richie's dad's death," says the source. "She came to the funeral to support him. He needs to focus on his daughter Ava and wishes Denise and her kids all the best."
Richards's mother has kidney cancer, and Richards said in February that she and Sambora are helping one another to cope with their parents' illnesses.
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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Dita Von Teese
"I know a lot of people are shocked by it and think I should be shocked but he has put every one of his girlfriends in his videos... I was in three videos. Rose McGowan was in two videos."
-Dita Von Teese referring her to her estranged husband, Marilyn Manson's video starring his new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood
5/14/07
Spicy Movie Review, 'MXC: The Most Extreme Elimination Challenge - Season Two'
Many of you have probably seen the Spike Channel's MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
And if you have, it is highly unlikely that you could peel your eyes off the TV or even change the channel.
MXC is based on 'Takeshi's Castle'(Fu-un Takeshi-jo) a Japanese extreme reality sports competition where contestants compete in bizarre feats that are dangerous enough to wear helmets and cause bodily injury. The original series aired from May 2, 1986 to April 14, 1989.
Since then the Spike channel has made the show their own. They renamed it MXC, or The Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, and edited the show to make contestants appear to be part of one of two fictional teams. The teams are usually given names based on their 'supposed' occupations. The dialog of the show is changed and contestants as well as gameshow hosts say ridiculously amusing things in English.
The great thing about MXC is that it's funny. Funny in a way similar to when someone takes a nasty spill and you happen to be a witness to their misfortune. And funny like when you are sitting around with a group of friends being especially juvenile.
That's why I love MXC, it's totally uncomplicated, simple humor. It'll make you feel like a little kid.
Being as I had seen MXC on the Spike channel many times I was excited to view an original episode of Takeshi's Castle in the Special Features section of Disc One.
It was amusing for a moment, but unless you speak Japanese, the novelty wears off quickly.
Other Special Features on these discs are the 'Behind the Scenes' footage and the 'Top 25 Most Painful Eliminations'.
I most enjoyed the Behind the Scenes. They show the voices behind all the characters on the show, which are mostly older heavy set white guys so it is amusing to see them go into character and do the voice overs. One woman does every female voice on the show.
As for the 'Top 25 Painful Eliminations' you can just imagine. These are clips of people taking hard falls as they are trying to complete one of the obstacle courses. You can't help but laugh at some of the attempts.
This is definitely a DVD Disc Set that I would recommend you check out. Most fun to watch with a group of friends, the more the merrier.
Enjoy.
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MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge Season Two
Out on DVD April 17th!
Pamela Anderson Nipple Slip
Pam's nipple tried to make a getaway as she was partying at the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas this weekend.
You know that guy had a good night..
Joe Francis Cries Everyday in Jail
This according to gossip site, TMZ.
Sources are also saying that the rich playboy has called home everyday for the past 32 days.
From TMZ:Joe Francis is about to be released from Bay County Jail in Panama City, Fla. but will go straight into the hands of the Feds, who will take him to Nevada to face tax evasion charges. We're told that Federal prison will actually be a welcome relief for Francis, whose recent month in Panama City is a far cry from the beach, beer-bong and babe-filled days of yore in the same town, as the jail facility is old, "extremely uncomfortable," and prone to "terrible" leaks during any kind of rainstorm.
TMZ reported last month that a death row inmate had been taunting Francis, and that he was "breaking down" under the constant harangue. Francis is scheduled to face a Florida judge tomorrow, on charges of using minors in sexual performance, but he might be taken to Nevada even before then, as he's waived his right to appear in pre-trial hearings.
Candy Spelling's Open Letter to Paris Hilton
Candy reportedly sent this letter to TMZ who published it.
Dear Paris,
As someone who has known you for most of your life, I pay special attention to your press coverage. (Apparently, I'm not alone, based on the responses every word about you creates on TMZ.com and elsewhere.)
Paris, I'm very worried about you. The last week has not only been an obvious roller-coaster for you emotionally, but your strategy went from blaming employees and stating silly excuses like, "I don't read," to your new lawyer's tactic to have you sound mature and take some responsibility. In between, the paparazzi continue to follow you shopping and taking self-defense classes (to protect yourself in jail?), and some over-zealous friends staged embarrassing protests (three people?), and wasted taxpayer funds with a petition to pardon you.
People who are rich and famous are not treated like "regular" people, even though you claim to now be just like everyone else. In most situations, your privileged life works to your benefit. You have opportunities, access and resources like few others; and frankly, you can get away with more bad behavior and excuses than most people could even imagine. However, as the real possibility of jail approaches -- whether it's 21 days or 45 or whatever the latest report is -- it's time to get real. It's time to find "a Paris" somewhere between "heiress" and a character on "The Simple Life." I know she's there, and I know she can be a good citizen and maturely face consequences other people would have to face under the same circumstances.
I am sorry you have been sentenced to jail. I can't think of too much that would be worse. But since you let this happen, use the next couple of weeks preparing not only by publicly learning to fight (not a good message to fellow inmates), but by looking around, realizing that you are not as truly entitled as your money implies. You are a young woman who can add more to her community than establishing new definitions for infamy.
Best,
Candy Spelling
Reese Witherspoon With Her Children
Reese is noticeably upset with the paparazzi following her every move.
Can you blame her? Maybe when you're out on the town, but with your children? Leave 'em be.
Morning Link Lovin'
I love MK, and here are pics of his trip back East. MK's a celebrity, right?
(PB)
Lindsay Lohan and her new man all over eachother
(POTP)
Jane Fonda wants to make an erotic film to prove the people in their 70's can still get it on. Ew.
(ABH)
Lindsay Lohan slips a nipple
(DS)
Some chick named Gemma Atkinson with massive missile boobs
(BS)
Britney Spears' cousin buys wigs
(CP)
Crackheadds love kittens
(CWS)
Sopranos star knocked up
(HBW)
Lily Allen blogs and cries about being fat
(HS)
'Go Away' Paris Hilton!
(RC)
Who would EVER want to see Marilyn Manson have sex?
(TB)
Vaness Minnillo with no makeup but in a bikini
(DH)
Ozzy Osbourne looks f*cking scary after his cosmetic surgery
(EBG)
Gisele Bundchen, just because I like to say 'Bundchen'
(TSW)
Ridiculous new Star Wars characters
(CR)
Noon Link Lovin'
Stevie Wonder's huge fro and Whitney Houston's healthy belly
(TDS)
Paris is 10 years old
(IBBB)
Another size zero ribcage
(INO)
Jessica Alba sexy photoshoot
(DS)
Brad Pitt misses the Big Easy
(DL)
Blind Item
(CD&N)
Hayden Panetierre and Her Mother Celebrate Mother's Day
Just what is the deal?
Do all Hollywood mothers look the same or what? Hayden's mother looks a bit like a Dina Lohan mixed with a Kathy Hilton..
Paris Hilton Goes to Church, Attempts to Become a Class Act
They're saying that Paris Hilton is "living like a nun" in order to avoid prison.
Paris' lawyers have reportedly told her to clean up her act in order to possibly get out of part of her jail sentence.
Paris has been seen dressing classier, and there have been no reports of nipple or crotch flashing.
Apparently Paris has told friends that she is not going to drink a drop of alcohol and that won't be hitting the clubs like she is usually known for.
Paris even went to church Sunday, in her Sunday best.
A friend of Paris' told Britain's The Sun newspaper, "Paris' attorneys have insisted she live like a nun. She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail.
"They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to have her sentence reduced on appeal. That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She's got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime."
Paris is scheduled to begin her sentence on June 5.
In other entertaining Paris Hilton news, rumor has it that Paris is learning self defense techniques so she can defend herself in the prison if need be. But I am doubting that a couple weeks of training would hardly do her any good against the hardened broads in there.
Heh.
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Ty Pennington Talks About His DUI Charge
Ty Pennington, the host of the life changing "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition," was charged with two misdemeanor DUI counts after he was arrested the morning of May 5. 
His blood alcohol content was .14 when he was stopped.
Pennington spoke with Entertainment Tonight recently about the incident and how it has affected his life. Paris Hilton, take note.
"I made a really bad error in judgment. It made me realize how important every decision you make in your life is because it affects everyone, not just yourself."
"I realized if you make a mistake, I think you ought to step up and admit that you did. I'm just that kind of a person. If you do something that you know you shouldn't have, stand up and accept it."
"It could jeopardize everything, including my job, which to me, is the greatest job in the world," he says. "I would never want to jeopardize that. I get to do something that a lot of people never get to do in their lifetime and actually get to make a difference in people's lives."
When asked what he could or would have done differently that day Ty said, "Probably take a cab. But if we could hit rewind in our life, I think we would do a bunch of things differently. But you can't do that. All you can do is accept what's happened and learn from it."
Pennington faces up to six months in jail and/or a $1,000 fine if convicted. His arraignment is scheduled for June 4.
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5/13/07
Bad Taste Britney Spears
David at PrettyontheOutside.com created this masterpiece that so eloquently captures Britney Spears..
Denise Richards Talks About Scrutiny Over Her and Richie Sambora's Relationship
Denise Richards says that she is surprised at how people reacted to her and Richie Sambora's relationship after her divorce to Charlie Sheen.
Sambora was previously married to Richards' 'best' friend, Heather Locklear. When both marriages crumbled, it was Denise and Richie who emerged from the storm.
"It was really one-sided. I was shocked at how judgmental people are. Nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors, except for the people involved.
We need to be grown-ups.
I didn't have an affair with Richie during his marriage, nor did he during mine. I am a loyal girlfriend and a good friend. I hadn't spoken to Heather in quite a few months when Richie and I got together. I wasn't her best friend who said, 'By the way, I'm sleeping with your husband.'
Quite frankly we couldn't help it. The attraction was there and we have such a strong connection."
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Donald Trump Becomes a Grandfather
Donald Trump Jr. and wife Vanessa had a baby girl Saturday afternoon in New York City.
She weighed 6-lb. 14-oz.and was named Kai Madison. She was born 2 weeks ahead of schedule.
New father Donald Trump Jr. told People magazine, "Everyone's great. Baby's great, Vanessa's great – and I'm getting used to the idea."
The baby girl was named after "her grandfather. It's Danish. He's a Danish musician and we wanted to keep it as a family name."
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