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Lindsay Lohan Still Plans on Having 21st Birthday Bas

Although in rehab, Lindsay Lohan still plans on celebrating her 21st birthday at Pure in Las Vegas on July 2.

Svedka Vodka may even still sponsor the bash.

Lindsay’s New York-based lawyer friend Mike Heller, exclusively tells BWE.tv,

“There is a birthday party scheduled that she is contracted to do at Pure. It’s scheduled for July 2. That hasn’t changed. Nothing has been canceled as of now.”

In fact, the deal for Lindsay’s party was inked last December, Heller says.

Heller feels that Lindsay should be able to celebrate her birthday at a nightclub, even though she will just be leaving rehab.

“Just because you’re sober doesn’t mean you can’t go out and have fun. Part of sobriety is that you can go out into normal society and just go out. Who says you can’t move your boot on the dance floor?”

Paris Hilton to Jail While Nicole Richie Skates

Nicole Richie not only has the same DUI charge against her as Paris Hilton, she also is a repeat offender.

Yet Nicole still has a valid license and is driving the street of Hollywood having fender benders. According to TMZ, officials have no idea why the two cases are varying so much.


From TMZ:

"Paris was busted September 7, 2006 -- and around 5 months later, she had already lost her driving privileges and was later arrested for violating her probation for driving on the suspended license. Richie was busted for DUI on December 11, 2006 -- and almost 6 months later, she is not only still driving ... but the California DMV hasn't even begun to take action against her.

TMZ spoke with Deputy District Attorney Ed Greene, a prosecutor assigned to Nicole's DUI case, who admitted, "I am a little surprised too." However, Greene pointed out that until Richie is actually convicted of DUI, the decision to revoke or suspend her license is up to the folks at the California DMV. Greene added, "They generally do it quicker than this."

We contacted the California DMV to try and get some answers, and the rep said: "I have no idea why Nicole still has her license.'"

TGIF Quickies...

Paris Hilton plans on looking her best when she struts her ass into the jail house Monday. She has a hair and makeup team meeting her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.. She may have been putting on her best church girl look for the media but behind closed doors you know the bitch is still getting her party on. Paris' friends reportedly threw a 'going away' party for her a couple nights ago.. Meanwhile, while she serves her sentence she'll temporarily disappear from advertisements for a South Korean sportswear firm.. Britney Spears is just glad they aren't friends anymore...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo may just rebound into each other's beds. After Tony Romo supposedly told Carrie Underwood that they needed a break, rumors are flying that he and Simpson may be up to no good..

A doctor has found nodules in Courtney Love's throat and has ordered her to quit smoking. Love says she thinks she will get fat again after she quits the habit..

A-Rod and Wife Spotted in Boston Yesterday

I'm surprised she is holding his hand and not leading him by his ballsack!


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Star Magazine Alters Photograph of Jennifer Aniston for Cover Story

Star Magazine recently published this cover of Jennifer Aniston.


The cover story is about Jen possibly having a $5M deal on a tell-all about her years with Brad Pitt. Jennifer's publicist has denied the story, saying the allegations are just not true.

Which is probably the case being as the photo Star used for their cover was altered to suggest she was carrying a manuscript. And you know, it's Star Magazine.

Now Radar Online has uncovered the photos of Jennifer Aniston before they were doctored. Read for yourself..

"Seeing is believing, as Star magazine knows. That's why it illustrated its cover story about "Jen's $5 Million Tell-All!" with a shot of Jennifer Aniston carrying what is plainly the manuscript she's allegedly shopping around to publishers about her days with Brad Pitt.

But hang on—maybe Jen's not really writing a book? In which case, maybe Star's cover actually shows something else—say, Aniston attending an auction, holding an art catalog from Los Angeles Modern Auctions? And maybe Star simply airbrushed out the cover of the catalog, along with a pair of sunglasses she was holding, for good measure?

Yeah, that sounds more plausible. Especially coming from the company that brought you Andy Roddick's digitally enhanced pythons.

Asked about the manipulation, an AMI spokesperson said, "Every magazine in this category chooses cover photos that best describe the story."


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Blind Item From 'Young, Black & Fabulous'

Natasha at YBF sent me this yummy morsel about a one of Hip Hop's hottest couples.

"My sources are telling me some good ish these days. And I definitely wouldn't be surprised if this tidbit had some truth to it. Word has it a certain songstress has been put on blast and her current beau has chunked the deuce to their somewhat public relationship. And when they are seen together..it looks like nothing but love. They've been kickin' it a couple years and hit up events together every now and then...mainly throwing surprise parties for each other...and rumors spread weekly about their impending nuptials happening in Nevurary. I told y'all a while back the songbird never really ended things with her married ex-boss but supposedly they are still kickin' it on the low. Boss man never liked the homerun loving current beau and there has been constant friction for years.

But now...the current beau has allegedly been slapped in the face with some foolish proof that his main chick and her boss are still an item. After he's been telling everybody an engagement is in the very near future. So after he picked up his face, he ended the relationship very recently. Apparently all pics of his ex-main chick have been removed from his myspace page and word has it he's even trying to get back with his previous ex. Breakups to makeups...gotta love it. Same girl, same story, different day."

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Four More Days!

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Nicky Hilton

"I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd."

-Nicky Hilton regarding her sister, Paris Hilton's, jail sentence

Chris Sligh and Gossip Blog 'ONTD' Don't Like Each Other

There's a spat going on over at the gossip blog ONTD, and American Idol's Chris Sligh is the focal point.

As the story goes, Chris was 'bragging' to people online about how many hits his blog gets and so someone over at ONTD commented by saying that it's probably ONTD sending the traffic by mocking him.

Well, Chris didn't take that so well and responded with this on TWOP..

"Well, thanks for the hits, Mandee. Though I do have to point out that most days there isn't a Chris Sligh post, so I doubt that's absolutely true. I check it daily, believe me, I know. Also, I can tell where traffic is coming from, and though there are a few hits per day, the majority of hits do not come from that. Granted, people might actually learn the address and skip ontd altogether. But I have a feeling people actually find the site enjoyable. Maybe I'm delusional.

I'm glad you're proud of ontd...they're great, if greatness is equated with sitting on the sidelines critiquing people more famous than them. But hey I guess somebody has to do it. They're great at what they do,

By the way, what is the average age of the editors of ontd? Just wondering for my own satisfaction.

Very soon, as you guys have pointed out, I'll no longer be a celebrity and there'll be no need for posting about me.

Until then,
Peace and love,
Chris "

It's a Little Late to Be Linkin'

I am SO LATE on posting these, please forgive me..the weather has just been too nice!

Here's the today's best gossip links!

You would never recognize David Beckham at 17 years old! (CWS)
Xtina Aguilera smells like.. (ABH)
Now that's a stupid bitch! (HS)
A real Swedish princess in a bikini (HBW)
Danielle Lloyd bikini pics (DSF)
Some of the funniest e-cards evar! (INO)
Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood dunzo? (TB)
Posh Spice hates gossip bloggers and our 'pseudo names'. Bitch. (TS)
I love Rosie but this photoshopped pic of her is hysterical! (POTP)
Some dickhead took this pic of Jodie Fosters ass (ND)
Harry Potter just might get his own theme park in Orlando (BS)
Jessica Alba could give 'two shits' about the paps (DH)
Cameron Diaz doesn't get the whole plastic surgery thing (CCS)
This is what you get when you cross a distorted Matthew McConaughey with Melanie Griffith (Distortrait)
Listen to Kelly Rowland latest (TGJ)
Alyssa Milano tries to get deep on our ass (GW)
When you mix Cher & Portishead you get... (PB)
The latest random Ashlee Simpson pics (ICYDK)
Sienna Miller see-thru top (JIYH)
Jordin Sparks and Blake Lewis on TRL (DS)
Nelly Furtado has 'bitter beer face'! (IBBB)
Calum Best admits he's a coke whore (EBG)
Janice Dickinson wants to get in Sir Paul's pants (GG)
Jessica Biel looks hot in the morning (DSF)
Who was a scarier kid? Drew Barrymore vs. Kirsten Dunst (CityRag)

These pics remind me of a song I used to sing as a kid...'Fat and Skinny ran a race..Skinny fell down and broke her face and Fat won the race!' (DListed)

Brandon Davis Gets His Ride On

At the Melrose Place Diesel Store Opening
"Greasy Bear Rides the Bull"

Photographs of Mel B and Eddie Murphy's (?) Baby

More Pics at ASL

Keri Russell Perfects the Pin-Up Look in Interview Magazine

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And just because I am a huge fan of retro pin-up art..


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Nelly Furtado: Hot or Not?

"The Two Coreys"

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman will star in a new reality series called none other than, "The Two Coreys".

The former child stars, both 35, were the teenage heartthrobs of the 1980's.

Now the pair will be reuniting for a reality television show in which the two Corey's and Feldman's wife live together. The show premieres in just over a month.

Besides both being child stars, the two Corey's have battled with drug and alcohol addiction in the past.

Says Feldman of his friend, "It was my belief that he was kind of a young doe lost amongst the wildebeests, and that we might never hear from him again until he ended up on the news. So the fact he actually suited up and came to the table and got his act together blew me away."

Corey Haim says working with Feldman has been a joy and that the two have gotten close once again, but that sometimes it's not easy living with the Feldman's.

"He does everything with his wife. It's like, 'Cut the umbilical cord, man...' It's a little overboard for my tastes, but that's just me being the jealous friend. I love Susan. It's just that I hate the fact that she's changed him so drastically... for the better."

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Amy Winehouse on the Cover of SPIN

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Lindsay Lohan's Smug PSA

You gotta love TMZ.

They dug up this PSA announcement against drunk driving that Lohan did when she was eighteen. She doesn't seem to take it very seriously and she looks like she just tooted something up her nose..

Paula Abdul and Publicist End Relationship on Sour Note

Paula Abdul recently told a group of publicists during a conference call that she had been treated unfairly by her publicist, Howard Bragman.

According to the New York Post, Bragman mysteriously stopped working for Abdul earlier this month.

Paula told the group, "I've never been treated this way and I've never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach. All I've ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I'm tired of it."

Paula also said that her former publicist called her a "whining bitch".

"I don't understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I've never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser."

She went on to state that Bragman said she was "too old" to do cover shoots, and that he wasn't there when she needed him.

"Howard Bragman, he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel with no publicist there. I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man."

Paula went on to tell the publicists that she's "been going through a difficult time" and explained to them her medical problems with Addison's Disease.

So what does Bragman have to say for himself?

"I'm not going into it. I'll stand by my reputation if she'll stand by hers."

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Morning Quickies..

It's being reported that Lindsay Lohan tried committing suicide before her accident last weekend. Lohan's father has also told media that his daughter is hooked on Oxycontin. Since the accident Lindsay has been dumped as co-DJ for a Reebok launch event..among other things. Speaking of bad girls losing deals due to bad behavior, Paris Hilton has been dumped from a book that highlights the world's top heiresses..

Tammy Faye Baker has been battling colon cancer and doctors have decided to stop treatment. Meanwhile The Globe gossip rag has sunk to a new low and published what they call her 'last pics' even though she is still alive..

Brittany Murphy married Factory Girl executive producer and writer Simon Monjack after only four months. And he sounds like a great catch. He's had two warrants for his arrest in Virginia for alleged credit-card theft and fraud; an unpaid $6,087 legal bill, and a $502,910 judgment against him by a British investment firm. The moron also gave a former fiancee an engagement ring that he said was a diamond but was instead a cubic zirconia. But that didn't happen this time with Brittany, she bought her own..

Spring fever is in full effect! The stars are out in full force showing off their bods in super short skirts, and bikinis..reality stars are loving Hawaii..and some are just grabbing a pizza to go. Other celebs have been breaking up with their significant others and some are just saying they did.

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Marilyn Manson Kicks Lindsay While She's Down

Gawd, he's disgusting.





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Because everybody likes to f*ck with people who get drunk and pass out! (CityRag)
Monkeys don't only fling poo! (Yikers!)
Tori Spelling to do Dancing with the Stars? (ASL)
Marilyn Manson kicks Lindsay while she's down (Hollyscoop)
Hollywood skin & bones diet (PopBytes)
So who's the lucky bitch who gets to room with Paris Hilton in jail? (TheBlemish)
Celine Dion wanted a daughter (TMZ)
The latest Britney Spears vomitting story (TS)
Prince shops (CP)
Bobby Brown scores a girlfriend and probably some coke (POTP)
Emily Scott almost naked in FHM (DerekHail)
Michael Lohan will do anything for publicity (ABH)
Baby Lohan and slut mom (CWS)
Nicole Richie hits a car after leaving Paris' Memorial day party (NinjaDude)
Six days until queen vagina goes to jail (HBW)
Coco loves herself so much she has a magazine dedicated to her fat ass (DListed)
Aretha Franklin calls Jenny (IBBB)
KFed gets a job (AIW)
A 'Fire Elisabeth' from The View petition? (INO)
Sheryl Crow and new baby (Gabsmash)
More pics of Lohan in rehab (EBG)
Britney's thong in a see through dress for you pervs (DSF)

Alex Rodriguez is a Cheating Ass

So what's new?

I have told you Smackaholics before about how he came into the bar/casino I was working at a few years back and tried hitting on every skirt in the house. He's a dick dipping arrogant ass and I don't know how his wife puts up with it. Maybe she's just completely oblivious and likes it that way. I could never understand bitches like that..

Anyhow, I haven't liked the guy since he played for Seattle. My husband and I are huge baseball fans and we have always said that the Yankees will never be a winning team as long as they have A-hole on their team. It's the A-Rod curse.

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Latest on Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse shows off a hickey she recently acquired from her new husband.











Some quotes from Amy Winehouse during a recent performance in London:

"I broke my tooth, it's not pretty, but at least I can just about sing."

"I don't know if you heard, but I just got married to the best man in the entire world. My dad's going to kick my head in - he's still got to pay for the proper wedding."

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Beyonce's Near Nip Slip

It's hard for me to tell on my laptop while sitting outside in the bright sunlight (I know, my job sucks), but it seems Beyonce's nipple is about to come popping out of the dress that she borrowed from Mariah Carey.

My guess is that her boob is taped up with something the equivavlent of duct tape the way she flings herself around on stage. She's like the new MC Hammer, but without the saggy crotch geenie pants. You know we'll be making fun of her ass in ten years.

Oh wait..we already do!

Jackson Blue's Celebrity Dirt

Today Jackson rips on Lindsay Lohan of course, gives you the skinny on Nicole Richie and spills the dirt on Miss USA.

Jackson is one of the funniest mofo's out there. You'll love him, check out the video!

California Alcohol Agency May Investigate Hollywood Club 'Les Deux' After Lohan Crash

California's Liquor Control Board is talking with the Beverly Hills Police Department to determine if Lindsay Lohan was served alcohol illegally the night of the crash.

According to TMZ, Lindsay partied at Les Deux hours before she crashed her Mercedes into a palm tree. The gossip website even has video of Lohan leaving the WeHo hotspot around 3:30 a.m., an hour-and-a-half after closing time.

Reps for Les Deux are saying that Lindsay did not drink at the establishment and never has.

TMZ also contacted California's Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control spokesman John Carr who spoke with them and said that the agency will be reviewing witness reports to see if a formal investigation should come about. Another looming question they would like to have answered is if Lohan or or anyone else for that matter were served after hours. California's closing time is 2am.

Gee, do you think it took them long enough? Lindsay has been seen partying at Hollywood nightclubs for a few years now even though she doesn't turn 21 until July. I even remember seeing her sitting outside one place for lunch last year (was it The Ivy?) with a Corona in front of her.

Being a former bartender I have always been shocked and amazed at how underage celebrities are photographed arriving at, partying in, or exiting nightclubs. But as everyone knows, you get special treatment in Hollywood when you're a star. Especially when you are the 'it' girl.

I truly hope that the investigation goes down. We celebrity gossip bloggers have been complaining about this issue for years now and finally something is being done about it. Now I am not saying that Lindsay was in fact being served by Le Deux that night, but I promise you that it's happened before.

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Rare Photgraphs of Marilyn Monroe on Display in New York

Photographs of Marilyn Monroe taken months before her death have gone on display at POP International Galleries in New York City.

'Life' photographer Lawrence Schiller took the pictures in May 1962 on the set of the film "Something's Got to Give."

Marilyn died three months later.

Schiller had photographed Marilyn at many points in her short life. But this photo shoot was Monroe's last.

The photos originally appeared in Life magazine, Paris Match and The London Times and other publications.

"She was a very lovable, huggable person," said Schiller, now 70.

"Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good businesswoman."

"She knew what to do," he said. "She took direction very well, but you didn't have to tell Marilyn how to pose."

"She was at a very, very good moment in her life," he said.

You can buy prints of the photographs for between $3,000 and $5,500 per picture or between $30,000 and $50,000 for the complete set.

Schiller said he saw Marilyn to discuss a shoot for Playboy magazine on August 5th, the day she died.

"I was at her house the morning she died," he said. He added that the sex symbol seemed to be fine during his visit.

You can see the Marilyn Exhibit over the next month.




























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